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Aroo beta ruko mujhe tum se baat karni hai
Abhi mai office se akey seedhiyan chadne hi wala hota hoon ke mujhe kisi ki awaaz ati hai mai mud ke dekhta hoon toh saamne choti chachi khadi theen
Mai ne unko bilkul bhi expect nahi kiya tha kiyon ke abhi tak maine chacha chachi se shayad hi koyi baat ki hogi
Mai (rukte hue): ji bolain
C chachi: beta aise nahi aao betho baat karni hai kich
Mai bhi kuch nahi kehta aur chup chap sofe pe beth jata hoon
Mai: kiya baat hai
C chachi: beta jab se hum ain hain tune ek baar bhi baat nahi ki hum se tere chacha bhi buhat dukhi hain is wajah se
Mai: mai ne toh kisi se bhi baat nahi ki ane ke baad aur shayad karni bhi nahi chahiye thi
C chachi: aroo beta tu kiya ek baar didi ko maaf nahi kar sakta
Mai itna sunte hi khada hoke jane lagta hoon
C chachi: kiya hua kahan ja raha hai
Mai: jab aap ko yehi baat karni hai toh mera bethna bekaar hai sorry mai un logon ke bare mai kuch nahi sunna chahta
C chachi: acha acha nahi karti unki baat magar yahan beth toh
Mai bhi phir chup chaap waapis beth jata hoon
C chachi: beta maanti hoon un logon ne tere saath bura kiya magar hum ne toh kuch nahi kiya tu humne kis baat ki saza de raha hai
Mai (man me): kahe toh sahi rahi hain mai toh shayad mila hi in logon se pehli baar hoon ab inki kiya galti
Idhar chach bolti hain: meri bari khuahish thi mera bhi koyi beta hota mai use pyaar karti uske nakhre utha ti magar meri yeh khuaish khuaish hi rahe gayi magar yahan akey jab maine tujhe dekha toh aisa laga meri bete tamanma poori ho gayi hai magar tu toh hum se baat hi nahi karta
Itna bol kar wo rone lagti hain
Mai (uth kar unke pass ata hoon): kis ne kaha aap ka koyi beta nahi hai mai hoo na chalain ab rona band karain
Yeh sun ke hi chachi mujhe khushi se gale laga leti hain
C chachi: mai bata nahi sakti mai aaj kitna khush hoon teri behne toh mujh se jyada khush hon gi
Mai: behne
C chachi: haan teri dono choti behne baqi ki padhai ab yaheen karain gi wo next week hi london se ane wali hai
Mai: chalo yeh toh buhat acha hai
C chachi: haan wo tum se milne ke liye buhat hi jyada excited hain abhi se
Mai: yeh toh achi baat hai
Phir thodi dair chachi se baat karke unko good night bolke apne room mai chala jata hoon
__________________________Abhi mai leta hi tha ke mera mobile ring hota hai
Mai: Hello kon
Saamne se: Teri barbadi
Mai: abey seedha seedha bol kon he bey chutiye
Saamne se: ud le jitna udna hai kiyun ke buhat jaldi hi tere par kat diye jain ge
Mai: abey bol kon raha hai bey
Saamne se: mai kon hoon tere liye yeh janna zaroori nahi hai magar mai kiya kar sakta hoon tere liye yeh janna zaroori hai
Mai: kiya kar sakta hai bata
Saamne se: tere pass waqt buhat kam hai bole toh kuch hi din bacha sakta hai toh bacha ke apni pyari family ko
Mai (gusse mai): haram zaade tere ko chodon ga nahi bas ek baar mil ja bata hoon tujhe
Saamne se : mai bhi miloon ga magar teri barbadi ke baad tab tak ke liye bye chal rakhta hoon ha ha ha ha
Isi ke saath call cut ho jaati hai
Mai (man me): ab yeh kon hai bsdi ka sala lagta toh koyi badi puhanch wala hai warna itni asani se ise mera number nahi mil sakta tha iski dhamki ko halke mai nahi lena chalo jo hoga dekha jaye ga
Phir mai isi bare mai sochte sochte mai so jata hoon
Yesssss kiya yeh sach hai ya sapna
(Aaj class mai hum sab bethe hi the ke woi 2 ladkiyan class mai enter hoti hai jinhe dekh ke basil aur pawan kuch jyada hi zor se bol dete hain)
Mam: ji aur yeh bhi sach hai ke aap dono class se bahar ja rahe hain Get out
Mam ki baat sun ke sab hasne lagte hain
Dono ek saath: sorry mam
Mam: i said just get out
Dono be man se munh latkaye class se bahar chale jate hain
Sahil (haste hue): becharon ki kismat dekhon jin ke kal liye kal se pagal ho rahe hai wo class mai ayeen bhi toh yeh hi bahar chale gaye
Sahil ki baat sun ke mujhe bhi hasi a jati hai itni mai shanze humare pass ati hai
Shanze: hello kaise hain app dono
Mai (muskurate hue): chalo aaj tum ne haklana toh band kiya warna mai toh samjha tha tum goongi ho
Shanze (na samajhte hue): kiya matlab
Mai: kiya cheez ho yaar mujhe toh lagta hai tumhara sense of humour ghas khane gaya hua hai
Shanze: wo kiya hota hai
Mai: maaf karde meri maa ab chup ho ja
Isi ke saath class shuru ho jati hai magar aaj class mai ek alag baat thi wo yeh ke aaj mam ke behaviour mujhe kuch ajeeb laga wo baar baar mujhe dekh ke smile pass kar rahi theen
Mai (man me): abey yeh mam ko kiya ho gaya hai sab ke sambe smile pass kar rahi hain zaroor mar waye gi yeh
Magar shayad mujhe aaj ka sab se bada jhatka lagna baqi tha
Mam padhate padhate humari taraf ati hai aur sab se bach ke mujhe flying kiss de deti hain
Meri toh halaat buri ho jati hai mai idhar udhar dekhta hoon magar yeh acha tha ke kisi ne humain dekha nahi
Mai (man me): mam ke iraade nek nahi lagte pata nahi kiya chal raha hai in ke dimmag mai
Phir isi ke saath aaj ke lecture khatam hote hain aur mai ghar ke liye nikalne hi wala hota hoon ke ek ladki bhagte hue ati hai aur mere gaal pe kiss karte hue mere gale lag jati hai a
Ladki: I love you so much muahhhhh
Mai herani se use apne se door karta hoon
Mai: madam jaan na pehchan aur i love you kuch ajeeb nahi lagta
Ladki: wo kiya hai na mujhe aap se pehli nazar mai pyaar ho gaya hai
Mai: acha aur yeh pyaar kaise hua
Ladki: pyaar ki koyi wajah thodi hoti wo toh kabhi bhi kaheen bhi kisi se ho jata hai jaise mujhe aap se ho gaya
Mai (man me): abey yaar yeh bina baat ke kitna chipak rahi hai isko yahan se bhagana hi pare ga
Mai abhi usko kuch kehne hi wala hota hoon ke wahan kuch dekh ke chonk jata hoon
Mai: matlab abhi hume ek dusre ka naam tak nahi pata aur tumhe pyaar ho gaya
Ladki: ab kiya dil cheer ke dikhaoon toh yaqeen aye ga
Mai: naheen uski zaroorat nahi hai magar humain abhi auk dusre ko janna chahiye
Ladki: oh how sweet toh phir kiya plan hai
Mai (muskurate hue): aaj shaam cafe royal mai 5:00 baje tumhara intezaar karoon ga
Mai (man me): waisa plan acha hai chalo shuru tum ne kiya hai magar yeh game mai khatam karoon ga ha ha ha ha
isi ke saath mai bhi office ke liye nikal jaata hoon
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Ajj Aleeza A&A industries mai meeting ke liye ati hai wo jab manager se meeting ke baare mai poochti hai toh manager bolti hai
Manager: wo app saamne wale room mai chale jain sir waheen hai
Aleeza jaise hi door ko push karke andar ghusti hai chonk jati hai
Aleeza (heraani se): Tum.....Tum yahan kiya kar rahe ho
Saamne boss ki kursi pe mai betha tha
Mai (hadbadate hue): haa...mai bhi yehi soch raha hoon mai yahan kiya kar raha hoon
Aleeza: jyada baate na bana yeh bata tu yahan A&A industries mai kiya kar raha hai
Mai: wo mai haan mai yaheen toh kaam karta hoon
Aleeza: oh acha magar yahan boss ki seat pe kiya kar raha hai
Mai: arey haan wo yaad aya mujhe mam ne ek file pe sign karane sir ke pass bheja
Aleeza: haan toh
Mai: mai yahan aya toh sir the hi nahi toh mai unki seat pe beth gaya dekho kitni naram hai tum bhi beth ke dekho
Aleeza: kiya pagal ho gaya hai tu kaisi behki behki baatain kar raha hai
Mai: acha tum yahan kiyun ayi ho
Aleeza: wo toh mai meeting ke liye ayi thi yahan tu mil gaya
Mai: acha acha theek hai tum meeting attend karo mujhe mam ne jaldi bulaya tha Good luck
Aur mai jaa n bacha ke room se bahar nikal jata hoon
Mai (man mai): aaj toh bach gaye yaar warna is ne ache se class leni thi meri agar ise pata chal jata toh
You are 5 mints late
Mai office se seedha cafe a jata hoon aur us ladki ka wait karne lagta hoon kuch dair baad wo bhi a jati hai
Ladki: oh sorry traffic mai phas gayi thi
Mai: koyi baat nahi miss Aiza
Ladki (chonkte hue): aap ko mera naam kaisa pata maine toh nahi bataya tha aapko
Mai usse ek smile pass karta hoon
Mai: wo sab chodo aur yeh batao ke subah kiya kahe rahi theen
Aiza: kis bare mai
Mai: woi pyaar je baare mai
Aiza (sharmate hue): j...ji wo kiya hai na aap mujhe pasand hain
Mai (muskurate hue): acha aur
Aiza: mai aap se buhat pyaar karne lagi hoon
Mai: acha aur
Aiza: aur I...I LOVE YOU
Mai: acha aur
Aiza(chidate hue): kiya aur aur kiye ja rahe ho tum bhi toh kuch bolo
Mai (muskurate hue): mai boloon
Aiza: haan na
Mai (shetaani muskurahat ke saath): toh mai bas itna bolon ga ke peeche wali table pe tumhare liye surprise hai
Jaise hi wo uss table ki taraf dekhti hai wahan bethe ladke ko dekh ke uske chehre ka rang ud jata hai wo foran bhag ke us ke pass jane ki koshish karti hai magar wo ladka gusse main uth khada hota hai
Aiza: AAISH sunain aisa kuch nahi hai
magar wo ladka uski ek nahi sunta aur gusse mai uth ke bahar nikal jata hai saath hi wo ladki bhi rote hue uske peeche nikal jati hai
Mai (man me): aur khelo aag se khud hi jalo ge ha ha ha ha
Itne mai mere phone pe sarenna didi ki call ati hai
Mai: hello didi bolo
Didi: bhai kahan hai tu
Mai: bas ghar ke liye hi nikal raha hoon
Didi: bhai jaldi aja aaj hum dono ghoomne ja rahe hain
Mai: mujhe bataye bina plan bhi bana liya
Didi: wo sab chod jaldi aja phir teri favourite jagah pe chalain ke
Mai: acha chaol theek hai ata hoon
Mai bhi muskurate hue phone band kar deta hoon aur ghar ki taraf nikal jata hoon
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Abhi mai office se akey seedhiyan chadne hi wala hota hoon ke mujhe kisi ki awaaz ati hai mai mud ke dekhta hoon toh saamne choti chachi khadi theen
Mai ne unko bilkul bhi expect nahi kiya tha kiyon ke abhi tak maine chacha chachi se shayad hi koyi baat ki hogi
Mai (rukte hue): ji bolain
C chachi: beta aise nahi aao betho baat karni hai kich
Mai bhi kuch nahi kehta aur chup chap sofe pe beth jata hoon
Mai: kiya baat hai
C chachi: beta jab se hum ain hain tune ek baar bhi baat nahi ki hum se tere chacha bhi buhat dukhi hain is wajah se
Mai: mai ne toh kisi se bhi baat nahi ki ane ke baad aur shayad karni bhi nahi chahiye thi
C chachi: aroo beta tu kiya ek baar didi ko maaf nahi kar sakta
Mai itna sunte hi khada hoke jane lagta hoon
C chachi: kiya hua kahan ja raha hai
Mai: jab aap ko yehi baat karni hai toh mera bethna bekaar hai sorry mai un logon ke bare mai kuch nahi sunna chahta
C chachi: acha acha nahi karti unki baat magar yahan beth toh
Mai bhi phir chup chaap waapis beth jata hoon
C chachi: beta maanti hoon un logon ne tere saath bura kiya magar hum ne toh kuch nahi kiya tu humne kis baat ki saza de raha hai
Mai (man me): kahe toh sahi rahi hain mai toh shayad mila hi in logon se pehli baar hoon ab inki kiya galti
Idhar chach bolti hain: meri bari khuahish thi mera bhi koyi beta hota mai use pyaar karti uske nakhre utha ti magar meri yeh khuaish khuaish hi rahe gayi magar yahan akey jab maine tujhe dekha toh aisa laga meri bete tamanma poori ho gayi hai magar tu toh hum se baat hi nahi karta
Itna bol kar wo rone lagti hain
Mai (uth kar unke pass ata hoon): kis ne kaha aap ka koyi beta nahi hai mai hoo na chalain ab rona band karain
Yeh sun ke hi chachi mujhe khushi se gale laga leti hain
C chachi: mai bata nahi sakti mai aaj kitna khush hoon teri behne toh mujh se jyada khush hon gi
Mai: behne
C chachi: haan teri dono choti behne baqi ki padhai ab yaheen karain gi wo next week hi london se ane wali hai
Mai: chalo yeh toh buhat acha hai
C chachi: haan wo tum se milne ke liye buhat hi jyada excited hain abhi se
Mai: yeh toh achi baat hai
Phir thodi dair chachi se baat karke unko good night bolke apne room mai chala jata hoon
__________________________Abhi mai leta hi tha ke mera mobile ring hota hai
Mai: Hello kon
Saamne se: Teri barbadi
Mai: abey seedha seedha bol kon he bey chutiye
Saamne se: ud le jitna udna hai kiyun ke buhat jaldi hi tere par kat diye jain ge
Mai: abey bol kon raha hai bey
Saamne se: mai kon hoon tere liye yeh janna zaroori nahi hai magar mai kiya kar sakta hoon tere liye yeh janna zaroori hai
Mai: kiya kar sakta hai bata
Saamne se: tere pass waqt buhat kam hai bole toh kuch hi din bacha sakta hai toh bacha ke apni pyari family ko
Mai (gusse mai): haram zaade tere ko chodon ga nahi bas ek baar mil ja bata hoon tujhe
Saamne se : mai bhi miloon ga magar teri barbadi ke baad tab tak ke liye bye chal rakhta hoon ha ha ha ha
Isi ke saath call cut ho jaati hai
Mai (man me): ab yeh kon hai bsdi ka sala lagta toh koyi badi puhanch wala hai warna itni asani se ise mera number nahi mil sakta tha iski dhamki ko halke mai nahi lena chalo jo hoga dekha jaye ga
Phir mai isi bare mai sochte sochte mai so jata hoon
Yesssss kiya yeh sach hai ya sapna
(Aaj class mai hum sab bethe hi the ke woi 2 ladkiyan class mai enter hoti hai jinhe dekh ke basil aur pawan kuch jyada hi zor se bol dete hain)
Mam: ji aur yeh bhi sach hai ke aap dono class se bahar ja rahe hain Get out
Mam ki baat sun ke sab hasne lagte hain
Dono ek saath: sorry mam
Mam: i said just get out
Dono be man se munh latkaye class se bahar chale jate hain
Sahil (haste hue): becharon ki kismat dekhon jin ke kal liye kal se pagal ho rahe hai wo class mai ayeen bhi toh yeh hi bahar chale gaye
Sahil ki baat sun ke mujhe bhi hasi a jati hai itni mai shanze humare pass ati hai
Shanze: hello kaise hain app dono
Mai (muskurate hue): chalo aaj tum ne haklana toh band kiya warna mai toh samjha tha tum goongi ho
Shanze (na samajhte hue): kiya matlab
Mai: kiya cheez ho yaar mujhe toh lagta hai tumhara sense of humour ghas khane gaya hua hai
Shanze: wo kiya hota hai
Mai: maaf karde meri maa ab chup ho ja
Isi ke saath class shuru ho jati hai magar aaj class mai ek alag baat thi wo yeh ke aaj mam ke behaviour mujhe kuch ajeeb laga wo baar baar mujhe dekh ke smile pass kar rahi theen
Mai (man me): abey yeh mam ko kiya ho gaya hai sab ke sambe smile pass kar rahi hain zaroor mar waye gi yeh
Magar shayad mujhe aaj ka sab se bada jhatka lagna baqi tha
Mam padhate padhate humari taraf ati hai aur sab se bach ke mujhe flying kiss de deti hain
Meri toh halaat buri ho jati hai mai idhar udhar dekhta hoon magar yeh acha tha ke kisi ne humain dekha nahi
Mai (man me): mam ke iraade nek nahi lagte pata nahi kiya chal raha hai in ke dimmag mai
Phir isi ke saath aaj ke lecture khatam hote hain aur mai ghar ke liye nikalne hi wala hota hoon ke ek ladki bhagte hue ati hai aur mere gaal pe kiss karte hue mere gale lag jati hai a
Ladki: I love you so much muahhhhh
Mai herani se use apne se door karta hoon
Mai: madam jaan na pehchan aur i love you kuch ajeeb nahi lagta
Ladki: wo kiya hai na mujhe aap se pehli nazar mai pyaar ho gaya hai
Mai: acha aur yeh pyaar kaise hua
Ladki: pyaar ki koyi wajah thodi hoti wo toh kabhi bhi kaheen bhi kisi se ho jata hai jaise mujhe aap se ho gaya
Mai (man me): abey yaar yeh bina baat ke kitna chipak rahi hai isko yahan se bhagana hi pare ga
Mai abhi usko kuch kehne hi wala hota hoon ke wahan kuch dekh ke chonk jata hoon
Mai: matlab abhi hume ek dusre ka naam tak nahi pata aur tumhe pyaar ho gaya
Ladki: ab kiya dil cheer ke dikhaoon toh yaqeen aye ga
Mai: naheen uski zaroorat nahi hai magar humain abhi auk dusre ko janna chahiye
Ladki: oh how sweet toh phir kiya plan hai
Mai (muskurate hue): aaj shaam cafe royal mai 5:00 baje tumhara intezaar karoon ga
Mai (man me): waisa plan acha hai chalo shuru tum ne kiya hai magar yeh game mai khatam karoon ga ha ha ha ha
isi ke saath mai bhi office ke liye nikal jaata hoon
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Ajj Aleeza A&A industries mai meeting ke liye ati hai wo jab manager se meeting ke baare mai poochti hai toh manager bolti hai
Manager: wo app saamne wale room mai chale jain sir waheen hai
Aleeza jaise hi door ko push karke andar ghusti hai chonk jati hai
Aleeza (heraani se): Tum.....Tum yahan kiya kar rahe ho
Saamne boss ki kursi pe mai betha tha
Mai (hadbadate hue): haa...mai bhi yehi soch raha hoon mai yahan kiya kar raha hoon
Aleeza: jyada baate na bana yeh bata tu yahan A&A industries mai kiya kar raha hai
Mai: wo mai haan mai yaheen toh kaam karta hoon
Aleeza: oh acha magar yahan boss ki seat pe kiya kar raha hai
Mai: arey haan wo yaad aya mujhe mam ne ek file pe sign karane sir ke pass bheja
Aleeza: haan toh
Mai: mai yahan aya toh sir the hi nahi toh mai unki seat pe beth gaya dekho kitni naram hai tum bhi beth ke dekho
Aleeza: kiya pagal ho gaya hai tu kaisi behki behki baatain kar raha hai
Mai: acha tum yahan kiyun ayi ho
Aleeza: wo toh mai meeting ke liye ayi thi yahan tu mil gaya
Mai: acha acha theek hai tum meeting attend karo mujhe mam ne jaldi bulaya tha Good luck
Aur mai jaa n bacha ke room se bahar nikal jata hoon
Mai (man mai): aaj toh bach gaye yaar warna is ne ache se class leni thi meri agar ise pata chal jata toh
You are 5 mints late
Mai office se seedha cafe a jata hoon aur us ladki ka wait karne lagta hoon kuch dair baad wo bhi a jati hai
Ladki: oh sorry traffic mai phas gayi thi
Mai: koyi baat nahi miss Aiza
Ladki (chonkte hue): aap ko mera naam kaisa pata maine toh nahi bataya tha aapko
Mai usse ek smile pass karta hoon
Mai: wo sab chodo aur yeh batao ke subah kiya kahe rahi theen
Aiza: kis bare mai
Mai: woi pyaar je baare mai
Aiza (sharmate hue): j...ji wo kiya hai na aap mujhe pasand hain
Mai (muskurate hue): acha aur
Aiza: mai aap se buhat pyaar karne lagi hoon
Mai: acha aur
Aiza: aur I...I LOVE YOU
Mai: acha aur
Aiza(chidate hue): kiya aur aur kiye ja rahe ho tum bhi toh kuch bolo
Mai (muskurate hue): mai boloon
Aiza: haan na
Mai (shetaani muskurahat ke saath): toh mai bas itna bolon ga ke peeche wali table pe tumhare liye surprise hai
Jaise hi wo uss table ki taraf dekhti hai wahan bethe ladke ko dekh ke uske chehre ka rang ud jata hai wo foran bhag ke us ke pass jane ki koshish karti hai magar wo ladka gusse main uth khada hota hai
Aiza: AAISH sunain aisa kuch nahi hai
magar wo ladka uski ek nahi sunta aur gusse mai uth ke bahar nikal jata hai saath hi wo ladki bhi rote hue uske peeche nikal jati hai
Mai (man me): aur khelo aag se khud hi jalo ge ha ha ha ha
Itne mai mere phone pe sarenna didi ki call ati hai
Mai: hello didi bolo
Didi: bhai kahan hai tu
Mai: bas ghar ke liye hi nikal raha hoon
Didi: bhai jaldi aja aaj hum dono ghoomne ja rahe hain
Mai: mujhe bataye bina plan bhi bana liya
Didi: wo sab chod jaldi aja phir teri favourite jagah pe chalain ke
Mai: acha chaol theek hai ata hoon
Mai bhi muskurate hue phone band kar deta hoon aur ghar ki taraf nikal jata hoon
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