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5 YEARS LATER/5 SAAL BAAD
SOUTH AMERICA
"ye sab kya hai bhavesh??" doctor ne BP check up karte hue bola
"kuch nahi yaar, bas aise hi" bhavesh bola
"mai apne Saare hospitals chhodkar tere Paas bakwas sunne nahi aaya hoon bhavesh" doctor bola
"dekhiye na bhai sahab kitna bola hai lekin baat sune tab na, kya zaroorat hai ab India jaane ki??" shalini kaafi stressed thi
Chai ki pyali doctor ki aur badhakar khud ke liye chai bana liya unhone
"aisi haalat me to definitely no" doctor bola
"are aise kaise bhai?? Kitna nuksaan hoga waha" bhavesh excited hokar bola
"ye dekh, isliye mana kiya maine. BP high ho raha hai bhavesh and it's not a joke" doctor chai ki chuski lete hye bola
"lekin agar mai nahi gaya to Crores doobenge bhai"bhavesh bol pade
" kisi aur ko bhej dijiye?? Amrit ko bhej sakte ho aap"shalini boli
"amrit aage ek saal tak busy hai, apna anniversary tak nahi mana paaya itna busy hai" bhavesh ke bolte hi doctor hasne laga
"aapko bas mazaak soojhta hai, acha amrit na sahi vinay ke baare me kya khayal hai??" shalini ne poocha
"shalini vinay Bachpan se hi Mexico me pala bada hua hai, India ke business sense bilkul nahi hai usme, please use mat ghasito" bhavesh bola
"waise sid ko kyun nahi bhejte??" doctor bola
"NAHI" chilla uthi shalini achnanak
Doctor chaunk gaya, bhavesh chup raha
"shalini sid ya mujhe jana hoga" bhavesh bola
"kyun.... Kyun...." shalini ne apna chehra apne haathon se dhak diya
"sid bada ho gaya hai shalini ek baar mout ko bhi hara chuka hai use kuch nahi hoga, waise bhi pandit ji ne kaha tha na ki sid ke sitare ab theek hai, use kuch nahi hoga" bhavesh ne samjhaate hue bola
"oopar se kartick ka khayal bhi rakh payega" bhavesh bola
Shalini kuch nahi boli bas bhagwan ko man hi man bulane lagi
"lekin wo barkhurdar hai kahan??" doctor ne poocha
"kyun bhai?? Bhavi damad ko dekhne ke liye utawle ho rahe ho??" bhavesh haste hue bola
"Haan bhai sahab priya aur sid dono Bachpan se hi dost hai, jald se jald engagement karwa kar hi sid ko ye aadmi jahan bhejna chahe bhej sakta hai" shalini ne bhavesh ki aur dekhkar bola
"sahi kaha bhabhi dono family ek ho jaaye aur kya chahiye, waise hai kahan wo??" doctor ne poocha
"wahi awaragardi karne apne bade bhai vinay aur vinay ke dost nikamme frank ke saath" bhavesh bola
"khabardar jo mere bete ko awara bola aapne, kisme kam hai wo??" shalini boli
Iska jawab khud nahi tha bhavesh ke paas wo bas muskurate rahe
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BRASIL
SID SID SID SID
FRANK FRANK FRANK FRANK
charo aur sid aur frank ke baare lag rahe the
"Abe zyada chot mat lagwa lena warna badi Maa aur meri Maa dono kachcha chaba jayenge" vinay bola
SID muskura utha
TAADDDDDD
Ek kick se uchal kar door ja gira sid
"dheela pad gaya yaar" hasta hua frank bola
Sid ne muskurate hue apne hont ke khoon saaf kiya
"satyanash, ho gaya ab" sar pakadkar baith gaya vinay
SWOOSH
sid ka Vaar khaali gaya
THAPPPPPP
frank ka kick block kiya sid ne, aur usse pehle frank samajh paata
DHAPPPP
Apne sar se frank ke sar me maar baitha sid
Frank ne apna sar pakad liya aur
DHADDDDD
Ek punch aur frank ke daaye gaal par jaise hathoda pada ho
Chitak kar gira wo
Sid ke Saamne aaye hi
TAADDDDDD
pet par ek kick aur sid thoda door gaya
Frank ka agla Vaar ek flying kick tha
Lekin sid poora full strecth ke saath baith gaya aur kick ke Complete hote hi apne kohni se fir sar par maar baitha
DHADDDD
frank fir se sar pakad baitha
Sid jaise hi hamla karne ke liye taiyyar hua ki frank ne ek zordaar punch kiya sid ke chehre par
DHISSUMMMMMMMM
sid ladkhadate hue gira aur frank ek zordaar kick ke liye taiyyar hua sid ne poora kick complete hone diya aur usi pair ko pakad liya frank ne sid ko muskurate hue dekha to halka sa ghabra gaya
"y y ye cheating hai" frank bola
Lekin Vaar ho chuka tha
Sid ne ek halke haath se thigh par ek ghoosa maar baitha
AAHHHHHH
pair pakadkar baith gaya frank
"haar Maan liya??" haste hue sid bola
"cheating karke hi jeet le" frank naraz hokar bola
Sid ne aage haath badhaya to frank haath pakadkar utha baitha
"to ab tak ke hisab se 21-30"arbaaz haste hue hola
Sab hasne lage
"jald aapke level tak aunga bhaiyya" sid bola to frank ne muskurate hue gale laga liya
Ladna frank, arbaz aur Colin se hi seekha tha sid ne
"aren't we going for fishing" Colin bola
"lekin mujhe wapas campus Jaana Hai bhaiyya, picnic par aaye the hum" sid bola
"Haan bhai wahan teri priya wait jo kar rahi hai" vinay boli to fir se sab hasne lage
"see ya" bol sid aage badh kar wahan pohuncha jahan picnic chal rahi thi
"sid ek baat karni thi" priya bol padi
"Haan bolo priya" sid bola
"yahan nahi ek khali jagah par, ye chot kaise lagti rehti hai hamesha?? " priya boli
Aur chal pada sid priya ke peeche peeche
"siddharth Mittal mere Saath tumhari engagement karna chahte hai papa" priya boli
"pata hai" sid bola
"but I don't want it" priya boli
"matlab??" sid ne poocha
"mera admission Harvard me ho chuka hai sid, mere kuch Armaan Hai. Aise shaadi nahi kar sakti" priya boli
Sid chup raha aur beer ki bottle ka ghoont peene laga
"waise bhi tum bas awaragardi karte rehte ho tumhare grades kaafi ache hai lekin fir bhi tum apne studies ke liye serious nahi ho, aise aadmi se mai shaadi ya engagement nahi kar sakti, maaf karna" bol priya chali gayi
Sid ne poori beer wahi peekar khatam ki
"tumne ye bolar kitna bada eksaan kiya hai kya bolun priya, Thanks a lot. This was the best beer ever" sid bola aur beer ki bottle wahi rakh di
"KYAAAA TUNE MANA KAR DIYA" shalini chilla uthi
"maa baat to suno" sid ne samjhane ki koshish ki
"kya samjhun??" shalini boli
"ye hum dono ka faisla hai" sid bola.
"pata nahi kya bolun mai" shalini boli
"waise maa papa Keh rahe the India jaane ke baare me" sid bola
"Haan apne maa ko chodd kar jaane ke liye to mara ja raha hai" shalini boli
"aisa nahi hai maa, kartik se bhi mil lunga aur usko dekh bhi lunga, papa ka business bhi dekh lunga" sid bola
"bas dono bhai apne maa baap ko hi mat bhool Jaana" shalini boli
Sid hasne laga
"mai aaj hi picnic chodd kar a raha hoon maa" sid bola aur bags pack karne laga
Kuch man me sochte hue ek message likha usne
"priya thanks a lot
Ye ehsaan zindagi bhar nahi bhoolunga"
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INDIA
"oye kartik tera phone baj bajkar fat jayega utha na be" hostel ka room mate bola
"umm" adh khuli aankhon se kartik ne phone uthaya
"Haan maa...... acha hoon.... sab badiya..... Kya surprise..... Han t... KYA????" aakhiri baat jo kartik ne kaha wo itna chilla kar bola ki uska room mate uth baitha
Apta nahi kya suna kartick ne lekin sunte hi behosh ho gaya wo
Phone bagal me gira hua tha uska
SOUTH AMERICA
"ye sab kya hai bhavesh??" doctor ne BP check up karte hue bola
"kuch nahi yaar, bas aise hi" bhavesh bola
"mai apne Saare hospitals chhodkar tere Paas bakwas sunne nahi aaya hoon bhavesh" doctor bola
"dekhiye na bhai sahab kitna bola hai lekin baat sune tab na, kya zaroorat hai ab India jaane ki??" shalini kaafi stressed thi
Chai ki pyali doctor ki aur badhakar khud ke liye chai bana liya unhone
"aisi haalat me to definitely no" doctor bola
"are aise kaise bhai?? Kitna nuksaan hoga waha" bhavesh excited hokar bola
"ye dekh, isliye mana kiya maine. BP high ho raha hai bhavesh and it's not a joke" doctor chai ki chuski lete hye bola
"lekin agar mai nahi gaya to Crores doobenge bhai"bhavesh bol pade
" kisi aur ko bhej dijiye?? Amrit ko bhej sakte ho aap"shalini boli
"amrit aage ek saal tak busy hai, apna anniversary tak nahi mana paaya itna busy hai" bhavesh ke bolte hi doctor hasne laga
"aapko bas mazaak soojhta hai, acha amrit na sahi vinay ke baare me kya khayal hai??" shalini ne poocha
"shalini vinay Bachpan se hi Mexico me pala bada hua hai, India ke business sense bilkul nahi hai usme, please use mat ghasito" bhavesh bola
"waise sid ko kyun nahi bhejte??" doctor bola
"NAHI" chilla uthi shalini achnanak
Doctor chaunk gaya, bhavesh chup raha
"shalini sid ya mujhe jana hoga" bhavesh bola
"kyun.... Kyun...." shalini ne apna chehra apne haathon se dhak diya
"sid bada ho gaya hai shalini ek baar mout ko bhi hara chuka hai use kuch nahi hoga, waise bhi pandit ji ne kaha tha na ki sid ke sitare ab theek hai, use kuch nahi hoga" bhavesh ne samjhaate hue bola
"oopar se kartick ka khayal bhi rakh payega" bhavesh bola
Shalini kuch nahi boli bas bhagwan ko man hi man bulane lagi
"lekin wo barkhurdar hai kahan??" doctor ne poocha
"kyun bhai?? Bhavi damad ko dekhne ke liye utawle ho rahe ho??" bhavesh haste hue bola
"Haan bhai sahab priya aur sid dono Bachpan se hi dost hai, jald se jald engagement karwa kar hi sid ko ye aadmi jahan bhejna chahe bhej sakta hai" shalini ne bhavesh ki aur dekhkar bola
"sahi kaha bhabhi dono family ek ho jaaye aur kya chahiye, waise hai kahan wo??" doctor ne poocha
"wahi awaragardi karne apne bade bhai vinay aur vinay ke dost nikamme frank ke saath" bhavesh bola
"khabardar jo mere bete ko awara bola aapne, kisme kam hai wo??" shalini boli
Iska jawab khud nahi tha bhavesh ke paas wo bas muskurate rahe
-----------------------------------------------------------------
BRASIL
SID SID SID SID
FRANK FRANK FRANK FRANK
charo aur sid aur frank ke baare lag rahe the
"Abe zyada chot mat lagwa lena warna badi Maa aur meri Maa dono kachcha chaba jayenge" vinay bola
SID muskura utha
TAADDDDDD
Ek kick se uchal kar door ja gira sid
"dheela pad gaya yaar" hasta hua frank bola
Sid ne muskurate hue apne hont ke khoon saaf kiya
"satyanash, ho gaya ab" sar pakadkar baith gaya vinay
SWOOSH
sid ka Vaar khaali gaya
THAPPPPPP
frank ka kick block kiya sid ne, aur usse pehle frank samajh paata
DHAPPPP
Apne sar se frank ke sar me maar baitha sid
Frank ne apna sar pakad liya aur
DHADDDDD
Ek punch aur frank ke daaye gaal par jaise hathoda pada ho
Chitak kar gira wo
Sid ke Saamne aaye hi
TAADDDDDD
pet par ek kick aur sid thoda door gaya
Frank ka agla Vaar ek flying kick tha
Lekin sid poora full strecth ke saath baith gaya aur kick ke Complete hote hi apne kohni se fir sar par maar baitha
DHADDDD
frank fir se sar pakad baitha
Sid jaise hi hamla karne ke liye taiyyar hua ki frank ne ek zordaar punch kiya sid ke chehre par
DHISSUMMMMMMMM
sid ladkhadate hue gira aur frank ek zordaar kick ke liye taiyyar hua sid ne poora kick complete hone diya aur usi pair ko pakad liya frank ne sid ko muskurate hue dekha to halka sa ghabra gaya
"y y ye cheating hai" frank bola
Lekin Vaar ho chuka tha
Sid ne ek halke haath se thigh par ek ghoosa maar baitha
AAHHHHHH
pair pakadkar baith gaya frank
"haar Maan liya??" haste hue sid bola
"cheating karke hi jeet le" frank naraz hokar bola
Sid ne aage haath badhaya to frank haath pakadkar utha baitha
"to ab tak ke hisab se 21-30"arbaaz haste hue hola
Sab hasne lage
"jald aapke level tak aunga bhaiyya" sid bola to frank ne muskurate hue gale laga liya
Ladna frank, arbaz aur Colin se hi seekha tha sid ne
"aren't we going for fishing" Colin bola
"lekin mujhe wapas campus Jaana Hai bhaiyya, picnic par aaye the hum" sid bola
"Haan bhai wahan teri priya wait jo kar rahi hai" vinay boli to fir se sab hasne lage
"see ya" bol sid aage badh kar wahan pohuncha jahan picnic chal rahi thi
"sid ek baat karni thi" priya bol padi
"Haan bolo priya" sid bola
"yahan nahi ek khali jagah par, ye chot kaise lagti rehti hai hamesha?? " priya boli
Aur chal pada sid priya ke peeche peeche
"siddharth Mittal mere Saath tumhari engagement karna chahte hai papa" priya boli
"pata hai" sid bola
"but I don't want it" priya boli
"matlab??" sid ne poocha
"mera admission Harvard me ho chuka hai sid, mere kuch Armaan Hai. Aise shaadi nahi kar sakti" priya boli
Sid chup raha aur beer ki bottle ka ghoont peene laga
"waise bhi tum bas awaragardi karte rehte ho tumhare grades kaafi ache hai lekin fir bhi tum apne studies ke liye serious nahi ho, aise aadmi se mai shaadi ya engagement nahi kar sakti, maaf karna" bol priya chali gayi
Sid ne poori beer wahi peekar khatam ki
"tumne ye bolar kitna bada eksaan kiya hai kya bolun priya, Thanks a lot. This was the best beer ever" sid bola aur beer ki bottle wahi rakh di
"KYAAAA TUNE MANA KAR DIYA" shalini chilla uthi
"maa baat to suno" sid ne samjhane ki koshish ki
"kya samjhun??" shalini boli
"ye hum dono ka faisla hai" sid bola.
"pata nahi kya bolun mai" shalini boli
"waise maa papa Keh rahe the India jaane ke baare me" sid bola
"Haan apne maa ko chodd kar jaane ke liye to mara ja raha hai" shalini boli
"aisa nahi hai maa, kartik se bhi mil lunga aur usko dekh bhi lunga, papa ka business bhi dekh lunga" sid bola
"bas dono bhai apne maa baap ko hi mat bhool Jaana" shalini boli
Sid hasne laga
"mai aaj hi picnic chodd kar a raha hoon maa" sid bola aur bags pack karne laga
Kuch man me sochte hue ek message likha usne
"priya thanks a lot
Ye ehsaan zindagi bhar nahi bhoolunga"
-------------------------------------
INDIA
"oye kartik tera phone baj bajkar fat jayega utha na be" hostel ka room mate bola
"umm" adh khuli aankhon se kartik ne phone uthaya
"Haan maa...... acha hoon.... sab badiya..... Kya surprise..... Han t... KYA????" aakhiri baat jo kartik ne kaha wo itna chilla kar bola ki uska room mate uth baitha
Apta nahi kya suna kartick ne lekin sunte hi behosh ho gaya wo
Phone bagal me gira hua tha uska