Incest Ek bechara (एक बेचारा)

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update 5
baba ko maine jaise hi bataya ki mai sambhu pratap ji ka pota hu waise hi unke chehre pe utshah aur aascharya ke mile jule bhaw aa gaye..........

unhone utashah purvak chalte huye hi mera hath tham liya ..... aur utshahit hote huye ladkhadayi aawaj me bole.....


baba- tttum..... aap shambhu pratap bhaisahab ke pote ......... kkk'.kishann bitwa ho...

me - ha baba mai kishan hi hu ...

baba- are are are.... (mera kandha pakadte huye) kitna bada hoyi gawa ho kishan bitwa ... bilkul apne dada pe hi gaye ho aap.....naahi naahi balki unse bhi duii anguli uparhi hoi gawa ho ....
aur batawa bitwa akele aaye ho ka ...

me - ha baba ghar se sab kal aayenge .... mai to bahar shahar me rahta hu to wahi se sidhe gao aa gya hu.....

baba- tumhare dada ji na bitwa bhute nek aadmi the .... mai bhi unhi ke sath tha sena me hawaldar ke audhe pe ... tumhare dada ji mujhe apna chota bhai hi mante the ....
pure bataliyan ko wo pariwar jaisa samajhte the ... hnnn par anushashan ke bahut shakht the wo .....
wo mere retire hone ke6 saal pahle hi retire ho gye the lekin unka banaya huaa anushashan aaj bhi uss bataliyan ka mahatwpurn shakti hai....


baba ko maine jaise hi bataya ki mai sambhu pratap ji ka pota hu waise hi unke chehre pe utshah aur aascharya ke mile jule bhaw aa gaye..........

unhone utashah purvak chalte huye hi mera hath tham liya ..... aur utshahit hote huye ladkhadayi aawaj me bole.....


baba- tttum..... aap shambhu pratap bhaisahab ke pote ......... kkk'.kishann bitwa ho...

me - ha baba mai kishan hi hu ...

baba- are are are.... (mera kandha pakadte huye) kitna bada hoyi gawa ho kishan bitwa ... bilkul apne dada pe hi gaye ho aap.....naahi naahi balki unse bhi duii anguli uparhi hoi gawa ho ....
aur batawa bitwa akele aaye ho ka ...

me - ha baba ghar se sab kal aayenge .... mai to bahar shahar me rahta hu to wahi se sidhe gao aa gya hu.....

baba- tumhare dada ji na bitwa bhute nek aadmi the .... mai bhi unhi ke sath tha sena me hawaldar ke audhe pe ... tumhare dada ji mujhe apna chota bhai hi mante the ....
pure bataliyan ko wo pariwar jaisa samajhte the ... hnnn par anushashan ke bahut shakht the wo .....
wo mere retire hone ke6 saal pahle hi retire ho gye the lekin unka banaya huaa anushashan aaj bhi uss bataliyan ka mahatwpurn shakti hai....



waise hi bat karte karte ham gao ke andar bijendra dada ji dalan ke pas pahunch gaye .....iske just pichhe bali haveli bijendra dada ki haveli thi
haveli ke gate pe pahunchane ke bad baba bijendra dada ko aabaz lagane lge ....

baba - are ho bijendra.......bijendra ho...... tanik bahir aawo ho ...
are dekho to kon aaya aye hai ....

haveli ke andar se kisi ladki ki aawaj aati hai......... kaun hai veeru kaka....


baba- are bitiya ...... apne shambhu pratap ji ke pote ... kishan bitwa aur unke dost aaye hai...
(ham dono se) chalo bitwa .... haveli ke andar chalo ....

fir ham dono haveli ke bade se gate ke andar chale jate hai....

rajnish dhire se mere kaan me bolta hai

rj- oooo bhenchoo....... ye haveli to bahut badi hai yar.... lagta hai tumhare dadi ke bhai log bahu bade gharane se hai....


me - mai jyada to nahi janta .... hann par itna jarur janta hu ki purane jamane me dadi ke pita ji yaha ke raja ke pradhan mantri the......aur raja ke khash aadmi bhi....
so unhi kr banayi huyi hogi ye sari property.....

rj - haa bhai lg bhi rha hai ye sab rajbada type ka



mai yaha kisi ko pehchanta to nahi tha shivay bijendra dada ji ke to meri problem ye thi ki kahi ye log bhi mujhe mere pariwar walo jaise mujhe pehchanne se mana na kar de.....
darasal jis haalato ne aapka parvarish huaa hai unn haalato ka prabhaw aapke vashtavik jivan aur soch pe bhi pad jati hai....
iss kaaran mere andar bhi ab kisi se milne ke pahle bahu ghabrahat hoti thi .. khash kar agar saamne wala kahi nakahi se mere pariwar ka hissa ho...
mujhe ghabrahat iss bat ki hoti thi ki kahi ye bhi hame beijjti ka aayina na dikhane lag jaye mere pariwar walo ki hi tarah.......



mai abhi inhi khayalo me khoya huaa tha ki haveli ke andar wale kamrey se do khubsurat milaye baahar nikli...
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1st mahila - kon hai ye kaka

2md mahila - ha kaka kon hai ye dono ...

baba- are bitiya tumhare fufa ji hai na shambhu pratap ji ( meri trf ishara karte huye) ye bitwa unhi ka pota kishan hain.....
shahar se aaye hai...

baba ki bat sunne ke bad 1st mahila khush ho gayi par 2nd mahila kuchh sochne lagi...

baba- aur hann kishan bitva ye hai ( 1st mahila ke trf ishara karte huye ) kalpana bitiya issi ke byah me tum aaye ho ... aur ye hai (2nd mahila ke taraf ishara karte huye) radhika bitiya iss haveli ki bahuriya

...radhika bitiya tumhari chachi lagi rishte me aur kalpana bitiya tumhari buaa lagi...
maine dono ko hath jod kar namaskar kiya....
mai ek bat nate kar raha tha radhika chachi ji mujhe bahut gor se ghure ja rahi thi .... wohi dusari taraf kalpana bua mujhe dekh kar mushkurate huye boli...

kalpana- aao kishan.....aao kishan aandar aajao ......

me - ji chaliye ....

fir mai aur rajnish bhi kalpana bua aur radhika chachi ke sath andar chale gaye... andar jate samay kalpana buaa ne kaha.......

kalpana buaa- tumhe to mai yad bhi nhi hungi na kishan....?

mai iss sawal se jhep sa gya...

me - sach kahu to mai aaplogo se aaj pahli bar mila hu.....to aap se kabhi mila hi nahi to aap yada kaha se rahogi buaa.....

kalpana- dekho pahle ye bua bua bolna band karo yar .... jara dekho khud ko ....mujhse 1 fit lamba ho chada ho aur itna smart bhi........kaha se tum mere bhatije lagte ho ....
aur hann mai kya tumko adhed umr ki aurat dikhti hu kya...

me- par rishte me to aap mere bua huye na to mai aise hi kaise kuchh bol sakta hu....

kalpana- pehli bat ki mai tum se matra 6 sal hi badi hu ..... wo bhi dekhne se to nhi lgta hai .... kaha tum pehalwan se aur kaha mai......
aur dusri bat ye ki mai tumhare sath bachpan me bahot kheli huu.... tab tum mujhe shirf kalpi keh kar bulate the......so abhi bhi waise hi bula sakte ho ......
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update 6
Ab tak.......................
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kalpana buaa- tumhe to mai yad bhi nhi hungi na kishan....?
mai iss sawal se jhep sa gya...
me - sach kahu to mai aaplogo se aaj pahli bar mila hu.....to aap se kabhi mila hi nahi to aap yada kaha se rahogi buaa.....
kalpana- dekho pahle ye bua bua bolna band karo yar .... jara dekho khud ko ....mujhse 1 fit lamba ho chada ho aur itna smart bhi........kaha se tum mere bhatije lagte ho ....
aur hann mai kya tumko adhed umr ki aurat dikhti hu kya...
me- par rishte me to aap mere bua huye na to mai aise hi kaise kuchh bol sakta hu....
kalpana- pehli bat ki mai tum se matra 6 sal hi badi hu ..... wo bhi dekhne se to nhi lgta hai .... kaha tum pehalwan se aur kaha mai......
aur dusri bat ye ki mai tumhare sath bachpan me bahot kheli huu.... tab tum mujhe shirf kalpi keh kar bulate the......so abhi bhi waise hi bula sakte ho ......
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Ab aage...
Kalpana bua ki baat sunne ke baad mujhe thoda ajeeb laga mai to innse pahli baar mil raha tha par ye bata rahi hai ki inhone mujhe bachpan se dekha hai ....to mujhe kyu yaad nhi hai ki mai apna bachpan kalpana buaa ke sathh bhi bitaaya hun. khair mai bhi koi aur argument nhi karna chahta tha inn bekaar si baato me to mai bhi kalpana bua ki baat maan liya .
me - thik hai buaa , sorry kalpi mai ab se aapko kalpi hi bola karunga , khush
kalpana- ye huyi na koi baat ..... chalo ab fresh ho jao aur aaram karna chaho to thoda der aaram bhi kar lena tum dono bahot thak gye hoge safar ki vajah se.
abhi ham log baat hi kar rahe the ki ek pyaari si bacchi upar chhat se daudte huye aayi aur mammi mammi kehte huye radhika chachi ke paas aa pahuchi.
radhika - ab kya hua tumhe pinki beta kyu chilla chilla kar ghar sar pe chadha rakhi ho .
pinki - mumma dada ji mujhe promise kiye the ki aaj bagiche ki taraf mujhe ghumaane le kar jayenge par wo abhi tak apne kaam me lage huye hai ,unhe bulaao na mumma mujhe bagiche e jana hai ... mai koi badmashi mhi karungi.. promise aur era promise dada ji wala jhutha promise nahi hai pinki ka promise pinki promise hai.
lagbhag ek hi saans me pinki ne itni saari bate keh daali. jise sun kar waha mojud sabhi ke chehre pe muskaan aagyi.pinki thi bhi bahut hi cute si bachhi jise dekh kar saitan ko bhi pyar aajaye.
'dekho pinki beta abhi dada ji bahot bussy hai .bua ki shadi hai na to uske liye dher saara kam bhi to krna padega .. hai na . jab tumhare papa aajaye na to unke sath chale jana bagiche me .
pinki - nahi mamma papa mujhe waha akele chhod kar apne dosto ke sath lag jaate hai gapp karne mujhe nhi jana papa ke sath . mai buaa ke sath chali jaau . buaa ko bhi bagiche wali jhula jhulna achha lagta hai .
kalpna- are kyu nhi merri Barbie Dall ko mai le jaungi bagiche me aur dono sath me jhula bhi jhulenge, kyu.. jhulogii na mere sath tum bhi jhula.pinki- haaa buaaa mai bhi aapke sath hi jhulungi par ye dono uncle kon h ?
kalpana- are mai to aapko batana hi bhool gayi ye hai tumhare kishan bhaiya aur wo unke friend rajnish bhaiya .. namaste karo dono ko jakar
pinki- hello bhaiya .. ap bhi chalo na hamare sath khelne bagiche me, aur aap bhi rajnish bhaiya ... chalo na sab sath me khelenge
tabhi upar sidhiyo se bijendra singh apne sathiyo ke sath niche aaye aur aate hi unhone pinki ko god me uthate huye kaha...
bijendra- kaha jane ki baat ho rahi hai bhai akele akele are koi hame bhi puchh lo...
mai aur rajnish sab se pahle dada ji ke charan sparsh kiya aur unka aashirwad liya .
radhika chachi bhi sar pe pallu kar ke side ho gayi .
pinki- mujhe aap se bat nhi karni dadu , aap bahut bure ho... aap apna promise bhul jaate ho... aap jao un uncle log ke sath jhula jhulo ... huhhhh
bijendra- are baap re .... itna gusssaaa ,
maaf kar do meri pinki princess . are budha ho gya hun na to bhul jata hun .. par aage se aisa nhi hoga. pakka wala promise
pinki- nhi aap pahle pinki ki pinki promise do tab mai aap ko maff karngi dadu warna aap nahi aa sakte hamare sath bass
bijendra- thik hai baba ... pinki bitiya ki pinki promise ab dubara aisi galti nhi hogi ... khush
pinki khush hote huye - bahut jyada khush......
fir bijendra dada mere pas aate hai aur mere kandhe pe apna hath rakhte huye mujhe kahte hai ...
bijendra- kaise ho kishan bete ... aane me pareshani to nhi huyi koi.
me- nahi dada ji ... sab acha hai aur mujhe yahan aane me bhi koi problem nhi hui .. bas abhi fresh hone hi ja raha tha.
bijendra- thik h jao fresh ho jao aur agar aaram karna chahte ho to aaram bhi kar lena , ham thoda apni laadliyo ko bagiche ghuma kar aate h
me - thik h dada ji ... aur ab se koi bhi kaam hoga to hame bataiyega dada ji .. jab ham aagye hai to aap inn kaamo me pareshan ho ye achha nhi lagea hame ... aur daadi ko pata chala to wo bhi gussa karegi .
bijendra- haste huye.... achhi bat h bete ... bilkul apne dada jaisi hi ho tum... jao aaram karo ham baad me milte h tum se. (chachi se ) jao bahu jakar inndo ke liye kuchh nashta bana do jab tak ye fresh hote h ... (ham dono se) kuchh nashta kar lena bacho fir aaram karna .
me- thik hai dada ji .
fir bijendra dada ji pinki aur kalpana bua ke sath bahar nikal gye aur ham dono room me chale gaye jaha ham dono ko rukna tha .....
room me jaane ke baad sabse pahle ham dono fresh huye....jab tak chachi nashta le aayi .
jabse ham iss haveli me aaye the meri radhika chachi se koi bhi baat nahi hui thi ... to maine hi baat karne ki pahl karne ka socha par mere pahle hi chachi ne mujh se kaha
chachi - ye lijiye kishan nashta kar lijiye pahle uske baad aram kar lijiyega, aur chahiye jo bhi ho to boliyega , sharmaiyega nahi.. chachi nahi to ek dost samajh kar hi mang lijiyega jo bhi aapko chahiye ho , waise bhi aap ham se jyda chhote to ho nhi to dost hi samjhiyega mujhe .
me - jarur chachi ji ... ye bhi to mera hi ghar hua to mai bhala kyu sharmane laga apne hi ghar me ,aap pareshan mat hoiye agar kisi chiz ki jarurat padi to mai khud mang lunga ya ja kar le lunga.
chachi- achhi baat h...waise aapke ghar se baaki sab kab aane wale hai.
me- dekiye kal sham tak ki bat dadi bataye the . to kal sham tak wo log yaha aajayenge.
waise chacha ji kahi dikhe nhi chachi.
chacha ka nam sunte hi hi chahi ke haste khilte chehre par mayushi aagyi......
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Update 7​

ab tak.....
chachi - ye lijiye kishan nashta kar lijiye pahle uske baad aram kar lijiyega, aur chahiye jo bhi ho to boliyega , sharmaiyega nahi.. chachi nahi to ek dost samajh kar hi mang lijiyega jo bhi aapko chahiye ho , waise bhi aap ham se jyda chhote to ho nhi to dost hi samjhiyega mujhe .
me - jarur chachi ji ... ye bhi to mera hi ghar hua to mai bhala kyu sharmane laga apne hi ghar me ,aap pareshan mat hoiye agar kisi chiz ki jarurat padi to mai khud mang lunga ya ja kar le lunga.
chachi- achhi baat h...waise aapke ghar se baaki sab kab aane wale hai.
me- dekiye kal sham tak ki bat dadi bataye the . to kal sham tak wo log yaha aajayenge.
waise chacha ji kahi dikhe nhi chachi.
chacha ka nam sunte hi hi chahi ke haste khilte chehre par mayushi aagyi .
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ab aage......
jaisehi mere bato me chacha ka jikra hua chachi ki chehre par kuchh udasi ke bhao aagye, par unhone apne bhao ko chhupate huye.. baat ko badal diya.
chachi- are wo honge kahi , shadi ka ghar hai na aur shadi ke taiyariyo ka kam bhi bahut hai... to unhi sab kaamo me kahi gaye honge.... aap chhodo unhe aur ab thode der aaram kar lo abhi..mai baad me milti hu aaplog se.
tabhi rajnish , jo abhi tak bilkul shant tha jab se wo yahan aaya tha wo bol utha.
rajnish- wo chachi ji ab ham log kya aaram kare ... hamlog fresh ho hi gye aur nashta bhi ho gya to kyu na ham dono bhi bhi thoda bahut tahal le ...aur agar aapki company mil jaye to aur achhi baat hai,.. kyu kishan /
me- haa yaar idea to acha hai aur chachi isi bahane ham yaha ke logo ke baare me aap se jaan bhi lenge... aap kya kahti ho .

chachi kuchh sochte huye - idea to bura nhi hai , thik hai chalo haveli me bhi ek bagicha hai wahi chalte hai aur sath me kuchh baate bhi ho jayegi. Aap dono yahi ruko mai abhi aati hu.


Fir mai aur rajnish fatafat khud ko vyavasthit karne lage aur chachi bhi hamare kamre se nikal kar apne kamre me chali gayi...
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Rj - Achha yaar kishan ek baar bolu.. Bura mat maniyo.
Me - bakchodi karoge to bura nahi sidhe teri gand marunga, chal bol kya bolna hai tujhe.
Rj- nahi to rahne de warna tera kuchh pata nhi tu saale........ Chhod mujhe batana hi nhi h kuchh tujhe

Me - chal ab jyada ban mat aur bata kya bolna h tujhe.
Rj- yar mujhe tumhari chachi ka behavior kuchh alag sa laga jaise wo hame janchna chahte ho , tune notice nhi kiya kya ki wo baar baar tujhse chipakne ki koshish kar rahe the.
Ab yaar hamlog koi bachhe to hai nahi jo aise isharo ko nhi samjhe ge, aur tu saale tu to in sab maamlo me mera bhi baap hai, tu sach sach bata tune bhi ye sab baate notice ki h ya nhi.
Me - nahi...... Maine unka ye behavior abhi note nhi kiya balki jabse mai yaha aaya hunn tab se unko notice kar rha hu. Unke dimaag me kuchh to khichdi pak rahi h. Jo shayad mere liye haanikarak shabit ho sakti h.

Rj - kaise be, tujhe kya pareshani h issme. Ho sakta hai ki hamara hi sochna galat ho...aur agar sahi bhi hoti to achhi hi baat hai na. Kon sa ham yahan hamesha ke liye rahne aaye h, aur agar chachi khud line pe aa rahi to fir ham bhala kyu pichhe hate.

Me- dekh rajnish ...... bhool kar bhi aisi galti nhi karna tujhe meri kasam. Tumhe pata hai na yar ki mera pura pariwar mujhe manhush manta hai, gaali deta hai, mujhse beinteha nafrat karta hai, aur mai nahi chahta ki
Mujhe gaali dene wali ki shankhya me iss ghar ke sadasya bhi shamil ho.
Aaj mujhe bahut dino baad pariwar ka hone ka
Ehshash hua hai mai ise bas acchhe se jina chahta hunn. Kyoki kal mere ghar se bhi sab log aarhe hai, aur tujhe pata hai wo log mere sath fir se waise hi pesh aayenge, bas tum kuchh bevkoofi mat kar dena.

Rj- thik hai bhai, mai koi harkat nhi krunga.
Par tu iss chachi ki kaise samjhayega , inki harkate dekh kar lagta hai ki tere lathi se apna bil ka bhosda kara ke manengi .

Me- tu fir se bakchodi karne laga laude.
Unko jo karna h kare bas hame koi bhi galti nahi karni h, aur sath me ye bhi pata lagana hai ki wo aisa kar kyu rahi hai.
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Ham dono abhi baat hi kar rahe the ki apne room se chachi bhi apne kapde badal ke wapas aagyi. Kasam se yaar kya lag rhi thi wo aashmani saree me bilkul kisi jalpari jaisi, ek pal ke liye to mera niyat hi dol gya unhe aise dekh kar , yahi haal kuchh rajnish ka bhi tha par mai apne aap ko control kar ke room se baahar nikla aur chachi bhi bahar hall me hi mil gayi.
Chachi- to chale..... Rajnish Kaha gye? Wo nhi chal rhe kya
Tabhi rajnish udhar se aate hue bolta h
Rajnish - are nhi nhi chachi... Bas apne baal set kar raha tha. Chalo chalte h
Fir ham tino haveli ke just baahar ek bahut hi sundar bagiche me chale jaate hai, waha bilkul hi shant mahol tha, ghane ghane aam ki ped, neem ke ped aur bahut saare flower lage huye the. Wahi garden me baithne ke liye benches bhi rakha gya tha, hamlog yun hi tahlte tahlte baate karne lage.
Me- daadi ka tujhe call aaya tha kya rajnish... Mera to cellphone hi off ho gya tha to charging pe laga kar aaya hun.
Rajnish- maine to dekha hi nhi yaar, .. Ohh sitt mai to apna phone bhi lana bhool gaya aaplog baate kro mai jara apna phone leke aata hu.
Me -thik h... Jldi aana...
(Fir chachi se) achha chachi wo kaka kon the jo ham dono ko yahan haveli lekar aaye the ...

Chachi- jinhone aapko haveli tak laya na.. Unhe yaha sab kaka - kaka bolte hai, bahut hi bhale aadmi hai, apke dada ke bahut karibi the wo.
Par Unka beta bahut hi awara kism ka inshan hai, sanjay naam hai uska aapke chacha ke sath hi rahta h wo, pitaji to inhe bhi bahot bolte hai ki inn awara logo ke saath rahna band karo, par wo kinhi ki sunte hi kahaa h.
Me - tab aap unhe bolo ki apni sangat ko sudhare.
Chachi- apko kya lagta h maine unhe nhi taka hai in sab harkato ke karan , par mere kuchh bolne pe wo mujh pe gussa karne lagte h.
Inta bolte bolte chachi ke aankh me anshu aane lage par wo mujhe jataye bina hi apni anshu pochh li, mujhe ab samajh hi nhi aarha tha ki mai ab kya kahu, ek miya bibi ke bich me bolna mujhe jayaz nhi laga. To maine bas unhe santawna diya.
Me - chachi , chacha jarur sudhar jayenge, jab unhe ye gyat hoga ki unki ek beti bhi hai to bhale hi apne bache ke liye hi par wo apne aap me parivartan laye ge jarur. Aap jyada pareshan mat hoiye.

chachi- Aap bache to hai nahi, aap bhi jante hi honge ki ek aurat ki bhi uski kuchh jarurte hoti hai jo uske jivansathi se hoti hai....
Mujhe bhi yahi sab khalta hai ki mera jivansathi meri jarurte ka ratti bhar bhi khayal nahi rakhta h. Aapko lag raha hoga ki mai kaisi baate kar raha hunn par mai karu to karu kya, aajtak yaha iss haveli me mere rahte huye koi bhi gair mard nhi aya hai , to mai apne baare me shirf kalpana ko hi batati hunn wo meri nanad se pahle meri saheli hai,
Me - mujhe bura nhi laga chachi... Aap ki koi bhi baat galat nhi h, lekin agar chacha aapko khush nhi rakh paate to aap unka ilaaz kara lijiye, Aaj kal ke samay me to saari bimaari ka tod nikal chuka hai.
Chachi - tumhe kya lagta h, wo ilaz kara lenge .. Nahi ..... unhe apne jhuthi mardangi pe jhuthi ghamand h na, wo kabhi bhi apne mardangi pe sawal uthana bardast nhi karte h. Tabhi to mai aur kalpana ne ek dusra tarika socha h... Khud ko khush karne ke liye.
Me- kaisa tarika......






To be continued.........

Ye nanad bhabhi ki kuchh alag hi khichadi ban rahi hai
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Update 7​

ab tak.....
chachi - ye lijiye kishan nashta kar lijiye pahle uske baad aram kar lijiyega, aur chahiye jo bhi ho to boliyega , sharmaiyega nahi.. chachi nahi to ek dost samajh kar hi mang lijiyega jo bhi aapko chahiye ho , waise bhi aap ham se jyda chhote to ho nhi to dost hi samjhiyega mujhe .
me - jarur chachi ji ... ye bhi to mera hi ghar hua to mai bhala kyu sharmane laga apne hi ghar me ,aap pareshan mat hoiye agar kisi chiz ki jarurat padi to mai khud mang lunga ya ja kar le lunga.
chachi- achhi baat h...waise aapke ghar se baaki sab kab aane wale hai.
me- dekiye kal sham tak ki bat dadi bataye the . to kal sham tak wo log yaha aajayenge.
waise chacha ji kahi dikhe nhi chachi.
chacha ka nam sunte hi hi chahi ke haste khilte chehre par mayushi aagyi .
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ab aage......
jaisehi mere bato me chacha ka jikra hua chachi ki chehre par kuchh udasi ke bhao aagye, par unhone apne bhao ko chhupate huye.. baat ko badal diya.
chachi- are wo honge kahi , shadi ka ghar hai na aur shadi ke taiyariyo ka kam bhi bahut hai... to unhi sab kaamo me kahi gaye honge.... aap chhodo unhe aur ab thode der aaram kar lo abhi..mai baad me milti hu aaplog se.
tabhi rajnish , jo abhi tak bilkul shant tha jab se wo yahan aaya tha wo bol utha.
rajnish- wo chachi ji ab ham log kya aaram kare ... hamlog fresh ho hi gye aur nashta bhi ho gya to kyu na ham dono bhi bhi thoda bahut tahal le ...aur agar aapki company mil jaye to aur achhi baat hai,.. kyu kishan /
me- haa yaar idea to acha hai aur chachi isi bahane ham yaha ke logo ke baare me aap se jaan bhi lenge... aap kya kahti ho .

chachi kuchh sochte huye - idea to bura nhi hai , thik hai chalo haveli me bhi ek bagicha hai wahi chalte hai aur sath me kuchh baate bhi ho jayegi. Aap dono yahi ruko mai abhi aati hu.


Fir mai aur rajnish fatafat khud ko vyavasthit karne lage aur chachi bhi hamare kamre se nikal kar apne kamre me chali gayi...
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Rj - Achha yaar kishan ek baar bolu.. Bura mat maniyo.
Me - bakchodi karoge to bura nahi sidhe teri gand marunga, chal bol kya bolna hai tujhe.
Rj- nahi to rahne de warna tera kuchh pata nhi tu saale........ Chhod mujhe batana hi nhi h kuchh tujhe

Me - chal ab jyada ban mat aur bata kya bolna h tujhe.
Rj- yar mujhe tumhari chachi ka behavior kuchh alag sa laga jaise wo hame janchna chahte ho , tune notice nhi kiya kya ki wo baar baar tujhse chipakne ki koshish kar rahe the.
Ab yaar hamlog koi bachhe to hai nahi jo aise isharo ko nhi samjhe ge, aur tu saale tu to in sab maamlo me mera bhi baap hai, tu sach sach bata tune bhi ye sab baate notice ki h ya nhi.
Me - nahi...... Maine unka ye behavior abhi note nhi kiya balki jabse mai yaha aaya hunn tab se unko notice kar rha hu. Unke dimaag me kuchh to khichdi pak rahi h. Jo shayad mere liye haanikarak shabit ho sakti h.

Rj - kaise be, tujhe kya pareshani h issme. Ho sakta hai ki hamara hi sochna galat ho...aur agar sahi bhi hoti to achhi hi baat hai na. Kon sa ham yahan hamesha ke liye rahne aaye h, aur agar chachi khud line pe aa rahi to fir ham bhala kyu pichhe hate.

Me- dekh rajnish ...... bhool kar bhi aisi galti nhi karna tujhe meri kasam. Tumhe pata hai na yar ki mera pura pariwar mujhe manhush manta hai, gaali deta hai, mujhse beinteha nafrat karta hai, aur mai nahi chahta ki
Mujhe gaali dene wali ki shankhya me iss ghar ke sadasya bhi shamil ho.
Aaj mujhe bahut dino baad pariwar ka hone ka
Ehshash hua hai mai ise bas acchhe se jina chahta hunn. Kyoki kal mere ghar se bhi sab log aarhe hai, aur tujhe pata hai wo log mere sath fir se waise hi pesh aayenge, bas tum kuchh bevkoofi mat kar dena.

Rj- thik hai bhai, mai koi harkat nhi krunga.
Par tu iss chachi ki kaise samjhayega , inki harkate dekh kar lagta hai ki tere lathi se apna bil ka bhosda kara ke manengi .

Me- tu fir se bakchodi karne laga laude.
Unko jo karna h kare bas hame koi bhi galti nahi karni h, aur sath me ye bhi pata lagana hai ki wo aisa kar kyu rahi hai.
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Ham dono abhi baat hi kar rahe the ki apne room se chachi bhi apne kapde badal ke wapas aagyi. Kasam se yaar kya lag rhi thi wo aashmani saree me bilkul kisi jalpari jaisi, ek pal ke liye to mera niyat hi dol gya unhe aise dekh kar , yahi haal kuchh rajnish ka bhi tha par mai apne aap ko control kar ke room se baahar nikla aur chachi bhi bahar hall me hi mil gayi.
Chachi- to chale..... Rajnish Kaha gye? Wo nhi chal rhe kya
Tabhi rajnish udhar se aate hue bolta h
Rajnish - are nhi nhi chachi... Bas apne baal set kar raha tha. Chalo chalte h
Fir ham tino haveli ke just baahar ek bahut hi sundar bagiche me chale jaate hai, waha bilkul hi shant mahol tha, ghane ghane aam ki ped, neem ke ped aur bahut saare flower lage huye the. Wahi garden me baithne ke liye benches bhi rakha gya tha, hamlog yun hi tahlte tahlte baate karne lage.
Me- daadi ka tujhe call aaya tha kya rajnish... Mera to cellphone hi off ho gya tha to charging pe laga kar aaya hun.
Rajnish- maine to dekha hi nhi yaar, .. Ohh sitt mai to apna phone bhi lana bhool gaya aaplog baate kro mai jara apna phone leke aata hu.
Me -thik h... Jldi aana...
(Fir chachi se) achha chachi wo kaka kon the jo ham dono ko yahan haveli lekar aaye the ...

Chachi- jinhone aapko haveli tak laya na.. Unhe yaha sab kaka - kaka bolte hai, bahut hi bhale aadmi hai, apke dada ke bahut karibi the wo.
Par Unka beta bahut hi awara kism ka inshan hai, sanjay naam hai uska aapke chacha ke sath hi rahta h wo, pitaji to inhe bhi bahot bolte hai ki inn awara logo ke saath rahna band karo, par wo kinhi ki sunte hi kahaa h.
Me - tab aap unhe bolo ki apni sangat ko sudhare.
Chachi- apko kya lagta h maine unhe nhi taka hai in sab harkato ke karan , par mere kuchh bolne pe wo mujh pe gussa karne lagte h.
Inta bolte bolte chachi ke aankh me anshu aane lage par wo mujhe jataye bina hi apni anshu pochh li, mujhe ab samajh hi nhi aarha tha ki mai ab kya kahu, ek miya bibi ke bich me bolna mujhe jayaz nhi laga. To maine bas unhe santawna diya.
Me - chachi , chacha jarur sudhar jayenge, jab unhe ye gyat hoga ki unki ek beti bhi hai to bhale hi apne bache ke liye hi par wo apne aap me parivartan laye ge jarur. Aap jyada pareshan mat hoiye.

chachi- Aap bache to hai nahi, aap bhi jante hi honge ki ek aurat ki bhi uski kuchh jarurte hoti hai jo uske jivansathi se hoti hai....
Mujhe bhi yahi sab khalta hai ki mera jivansathi meri jarurte ka ratti bhar bhi khayal nahi rakhta h. Aapko lag raha hoga ki mai kaisi baate kar raha hunn par mai karu to karu kya, aajtak yaha iss haveli me mere rahte huye koi bhi gair mard nhi aya hai , to mai apne baare me shirf kalpana ko hi batati hunn wo meri nanad se pahle meri saheli hai,
Me - mujhe bura nhi laga chachi... Aap ki koi bhi baat galat nhi h, lekin agar chacha aapko khush nhi rakh paate to aap unka ilaaz kara lijiye, Aaj kal ke samay me to saari bimaari ka tod nikal chuka hai.
Chachi - tumhe kya lagta h, wo ilaz kara lenge .. Nahi ..... unhe apne jhuthi mardangi pe jhuthi ghamand h na, wo kabhi bhi apne mardangi pe sawal uthana bardast nhi karte h. Tabhi to mai aur kalpana ne ek dusra tarika socha h... Khud ko khush karne ke liye.
Me- kaisa tarika......






To be continued.........

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