Update-40
Priya- kya kar rahe the tum log jo etna bhig gaye
Time se nahi aa sakte the
Nisha- Didi bhaiya ki vajah se hua Hai sab
Unhe hi bhigna tha maine to khub mana kiya
Nisha jey ki taraf ankh marte hue boli
Priya nisha ke kaan pakad kar kehchte hue
Beta kya main tumhe janti nahi hu kya
Jo mujhe hi bana rahi ho
Sab tera hi kara hua hoga
Nisha- ahh Didi Dard ho raha hai
Chhodo na
Main to...
Priya- ha bas hua
Main to vo to
Ab jake chhup chhap change karo
Nahi to thand lag jaegi
Main coffee bana kar lati hu
Nisha vaha se bhag jati hai
Priya- Ab tere se alag kahna padega
Bhag yaha se
Jey bhi bechara bhag khada hota hai
Aur Priya kitchen me chali jati hai coffee banane
Priya apne hi man me
Ye dono sath kitne ache lagte hai
Aur nisha bhi kitni khush rahti hai Jey ke sath
Bhagwan enko aise hi khush rakhna humesha
Shivani- kya kar rahi ho didi
Shivani ki aawaz ne jaise Priya ko vapas apni soch ke dunia se bhar nikala
Priya- vo maharaja aur maharani pura bhig kar aae hai unke liye coffee bana rahi hu
Tumhe peene hai
Shivani- bana do didi
Pura bhig kar aaye hai matlab khub majje bhi karke aaye honge
Priya- tere dimag me yahi chalta hai kya
Shivani- main to vahi bol rahi thi Jo mujhe laga
Vaise bhi vo dono sath me kitne ache lagte hai
Priya- ye to hai
Main bhi abhi yahi soch rahi thi
Tum log bas aise hi khush rahna humesha
Shivani- tum log nahi hum log
Hum log humesha se aise hi khush rahenge aur khub majje karenge
Aur Shivani ne Priya ko piche se hug kar liya
Dono behano ke chehre par bahut Khushi thi aur vahi muskurate hue coffee banane lag gaye
Fir hall me chale gaye aur un dono ko bhi bula liya
Nisha aate hi
Ahhhhhhchhhhhhiiiiii
Shivani- waw beta aaj to khub masti karke aaye ho
Aisa lag raha hai
Nisha- bahut didi
Barish ka apna hi majja hai
Shivani- Maja to hai par saja bhi hai
Nisha- kaisi saja
Shivani- Didi gudia ko do din tak ice cream mat dena
Aur tabeyat Kharab ho jaegi
Nisha- nahhhhhiiiiiiiii
Aap humesha humari jaan mang lete
Hum Khushi Khushi dedete
Par aapne to humse humari ice cream hi mang li
Shivani aur Priya haste hue
Oye miss nautanki
Shivani sahi bol rahi hai
Do din tak no ice cream
Nisha- nahiiiii nahhhiiii nahhhiii
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Main bagawat par utar aaungi
Jey- Didi ek kaam karo do Dino tak eske pizza vagra bhi band kara do
Sirf green vegetables do esse
Vaise bhi bahut kamjor hogaye hai
Nisha- basanti tum bhi ense mil gaye
Ab main es dharti par akele kaise jeeungi
Hayeeeeeee
Priya haste hue
Tabeyat thik hai teri
Aaj kuch jada hi khush lag rahi hai
Nisha- hum aise hi khush rahte hai mausi
Aap bhi try karo kabhi
Acha lagega
Shivani- aaj ye pakka Pagal hogaye hai
Nisha- humse humari ice cream chhin kar hume hi Pagal Bolne walo ye janta maaf nahi karegi
Aise hi bahut der tak nisha sabko hasati rahi aur fir thakan ke karan jake sogaye
Priya- Jey mere room me aana raat ko
Jey- aaj Shivani Didi ka number hai
Priya- Oye hero aur bhi bahut kam hota hai dunia me
Tum dono ke dimag me uske alava kuch nahi bhara kya
Shivani- nahi didi
Humare dimag me to ek hi chhij chalti hai
Priya- besaram ho rakhe ho dono ke dono
Thodi kam ki baatein karni hai fir chale jana aur jo marji karna
Shivani- nah aaj aapka man hai
Bhai aaj Didi ke sath hi sojana
Bahut man hai unka
Priya- are mujhe kaam tha usse
Shivani- Bhai kaam bhi kara dena
Jey- dono ek room me hi sojao
Fir sabka kaam ek sath ho jaega
Shivani- nah aaj Didi
Unko bhi pura time milna chahiye na
Jey- baat to sahi hai
Priya- tum Sab pagal hogaye ho
Aur lagta hai mujhe bhi jaldi hi kardoge
Jey- irada to aisa hi hai
Shivani- bilkul aisa hi hai didi
Priya- par mujhe nahi hona pagal
Ab jao aur mujhe dinner banane do
Jey- Lao aaj main help karta hu apni pyaari Didi ki
Shivani- main bhi
Priya- kabhi kitchen me pair rakha hai tum dono ne
Jey- Didi aise koe chhij nahi jo aapka Bhai na bana paye
Priya- hume to kabhi nahi khilaya tune kuch bhi
Jey- batao kya khana hai
Priya- kuch bhi khila de
Jey- thik hai fir aaj aap dono aaram karo aur dekho karishma meri cooking ka
Priya- bas ghar mat jala dena
Shivani- ghar to fir bhi thik hai
Khud ke kuch mat kar lena
Jey- don't underestimate me
Priya- okay okay
Hum ja rahe hai jab dinner ban jaye tab bula lena
Aur dono behane vaha se chali jati hai
Jey ko khana banana ache se aata tha par problem thi ki ye select karne ki ki banaye kya
Kyuki esme hi logo ko problem hoti hai
To jey ne socha thoda veg or thoda nonveg bana leta hu
Usne do dishes banaye ek veg aur ek non veg aur kuch snacks vahgra bana kar hall me pasar kar chhilane laga
Uski aawaz sun kar sab bhar aagae
Priya- kya hua tu thik hai na
Maine mana Kiya tha tujhe
Shivani- batao to hua kya
Nisha- bhaiya batao bhi
Chot to nahi aae kahi
Jey- khana ban gaya hai
Ab koe mujhe coffee peela do
Priya- to pehle nahi bol sakta tha
Dara diya hume
Aur Priya kitchen ki taraf chali jati hai
Nisha aur shivani jey ke aaju baju bath jati hai
Shivani- to batao aaj kaha aur kya kiya
Jey- aaj vaha aur vo kiya
Nisha- hehehehehehe
Ha Didi aaj vaha aur vo kiya humne
Bahut majja aaya
Shivani- baad me bataungi tumhe to main
Bahut dimag chalne lag gaya hai na
Vo log aise hi nauk jok karte rahte hai tab tak Priya coffee leke aajati hai
Fir sab coffee Peete hai uske baad dinner karte hai aur apne apne room me sone chale jate hai
Jey Priya ke room me chala jata hai kyuki usne bulaya tha
Jab jey Priya ke room me gusta hai tab Priya change kar rahi thi esliye vo sorry bol kar room ke bahar chala jata hai aur wait karne lagta hai
Thodi der baad Priya ne gate khola aur vo under chala gaya
Priya- badi sense hai tujhme to
Jey- kabhi kabhi aajati hai
To batao aaj kya karna hai
Jaldi se start karte hai
Priya- kaha tak baat hue
Jey- konsi baat
Priya- tu contact karne wala tha na
Jey- are ha
Maine kar diya aapna kaam aap samne se response ka intzaar hai
Priya- etna time kyu lag raha hai
Jey- Didi Bahut time hogya mujhe us Dunia se nikle
Sab kuch badal gaya hai
Waqt to lagega na
Priya- tu Jaldi se Jaldi kar
Mujhe tera sapna pura karna hai
Jey- mujhe laga aap naraj hoge
Priya- jo tera sapna vo mera sapna
Tu vaha khush to main bhi vaha khush
Jey- aisa kuch mat karna jiski vajah se baad me pachtana pade
Priya- maine sab soch liya hai
Uski tension mat le
Tujhe jitna Bola jaye bas utna kar
Jey- vohi to kar raha hu
Priya- to abhi tak response kyu nahi aaya
Es baar Priya ki aawaz me frustration ke sath sath gussa bhi tha
Jey- Didi kya hogya aapko
Calm down
Main kar to raha hu
Ye safe way hai
Agar aap jaldi chahte ho to main vapas field me utar jata hu
Fir kuch hi waqt me ho jaega sab
Priya- sorry
Aur nahi tujhe kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai
Yaad hai na planning meri hogi
Jey- sab yaad hai
Priya- kiss chahiye
Jey- chahiye to bahut kuch
Priya- anal karega
Jey ke dimag me jaise hathode pade
Jey- kyaaaaaaaaaa
Priya- anal karega kya
Jey- aap Pagal ho
Chal bhi nahi paoge kal
Priya- dekh le
Aisa mokka baar baar nahi milega
Jey- na abhi rahne do
Main intzaar kar lunga
Priya- aur main bhi
Kyuki abhi main mazak kar rahi thi
Tu shivani ke paas ja aur majje kar
Par kaam Par bhi dhayan de
Muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
Aur jey ko ek lamba smooch dekar vaha se bhej deti hai
Jey nikal kar shivani ke room me chala jata hai
Vo sayad sone ki tayari kar rahi thi
Jey ko dekh kar
Shivani- badi jaldi aagya
Jey- aapse door raha bhi kaha jata hai
Shivani- tabhi ab dikha hai
Main kitne dino se intzaar kar rahi thi
Jey- mujhe laga aapko pain hai
Shivani- pain me hi to maja hai
Chal aaj aur dard dede mujhe aur faad de mujhe aur meri gand ko
Aaj hum anal karenge.....
Priya- kya kar rahe the tum log jo etna bhig gaye
Time se nahi aa sakte the
Nisha- Didi bhaiya ki vajah se hua Hai sab
Unhe hi bhigna tha maine to khub mana kiya
Nisha jey ki taraf ankh marte hue boli
Priya nisha ke kaan pakad kar kehchte hue
Beta kya main tumhe janti nahi hu kya
Jo mujhe hi bana rahi ho
Sab tera hi kara hua hoga
Nisha- ahh Didi Dard ho raha hai
Chhodo na
Main to...
Priya- ha bas hua
Main to vo to
Ab jake chhup chhap change karo
Nahi to thand lag jaegi
Main coffee bana kar lati hu
Nisha vaha se bhag jati hai
Priya- Ab tere se alag kahna padega
Bhag yaha se
Jey bhi bechara bhag khada hota hai
Aur Priya kitchen me chali jati hai coffee banane
Priya apne hi man me
Ye dono sath kitne ache lagte hai
Aur nisha bhi kitni khush rahti hai Jey ke sath
Bhagwan enko aise hi khush rakhna humesha
Shivani- kya kar rahi ho didi
Shivani ki aawaz ne jaise Priya ko vapas apni soch ke dunia se bhar nikala
Priya- vo maharaja aur maharani pura bhig kar aae hai unke liye coffee bana rahi hu
Tumhe peene hai
Shivani- bana do didi
Pura bhig kar aaye hai matlab khub majje bhi karke aaye honge
Priya- tere dimag me yahi chalta hai kya
Shivani- main to vahi bol rahi thi Jo mujhe laga
Vaise bhi vo dono sath me kitne ache lagte hai
Priya- ye to hai
Main bhi abhi yahi soch rahi thi
Tum log bas aise hi khush rahna humesha
Shivani- tum log nahi hum log
Hum log humesha se aise hi khush rahenge aur khub majje karenge
Aur Shivani ne Priya ko piche se hug kar liya
Dono behano ke chehre par bahut Khushi thi aur vahi muskurate hue coffee banane lag gaye
Fir hall me chale gaye aur un dono ko bhi bula liya
Nisha aate hi
Ahhhhhhchhhhhhiiiiii
Shivani- waw beta aaj to khub masti karke aaye ho
Aisa lag raha hai
Nisha- bahut didi
Barish ka apna hi majja hai
Shivani- Maja to hai par saja bhi hai
Nisha- kaisi saja
Shivani- Didi gudia ko do din tak ice cream mat dena
Aur tabeyat Kharab ho jaegi
Nisha- nahhhhhiiiiiiiii
Aap humesha humari jaan mang lete
Hum Khushi Khushi dedete
Par aapne to humse humari ice cream hi mang li
Shivani aur Priya haste hue
Oye miss nautanki
Shivani sahi bol rahi hai
Do din tak no ice cream
Nisha- nahiiiii nahhhiiii nahhhiii
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Main bagawat par utar aaungi
Jey- Didi ek kaam karo do Dino tak eske pizza vagra bhi band kara do
Sirf green vegetables do esse
Vaise bhi bahut kamjor hogaye hai
Nisha- basanti tum bhi ense mil gaye
Ab main es dharti par akele kaise jeeungi
Hayeeeeeee
Priya haste hue
Tabeyat thik hai teri
Aaj kuch jada hi khush lag rahi hai
Nisha- hum aise hi khush rahte hai mausi
Aap bhi try karo kabhi
Acha lagega
Shivani- aaj ye pakka Pagal hogaye hai
Nisha- humse humari ice cream chhin kar hume hi Pagal Bolne walo ye janta maaf nahi karegi
Aise hi bahut der tak nisha sabko hasati rahi aur fir thakan ke karan jake sogaye
Priya- Jey mere room me aana raat ko
Jey- aaj Shivani Didi ka number hai
Priya- Oye hero aur bhi bahut kam hota hai dunia me
Tum dono ke dimag me uske alava kuch nahi bhara kya
Shivani- nahi didi
Humare dimag me to ek hi chhij chalti hai
Priya- besaram ho rakhe ho dono ke dono
Thodi kam ki baatein karni hai fir chale jana aur jo marji karna
Shivani- nah aaj aapka man hai
Bhai aaj Didi ke sath hi sojana
Bahut man hai unka
Priya- are mujhe kaam tha usse
Shivani- Bhai kaam bhi kara dena
Jey- dono ek room me hi sojao
Fir sabka kaam ek sath ho jaega
Shivani- nah aaj Didi
Unko bhi pura time milna chahiye na
Jey- baat to sahi hai
Priya- tum Sab pagal hogaye ho
Aur lagta hai mujhe bhi jaldi hi kardoge
Jey- irada to aisa hi hai
Shivani- bilkul aisa hi hai didi
Priya- par mujhe nahi hona pagal
Ab jao aur mujhe dinner banane do
Jey- Lao aaj main help karta hu apni pyaari Didi ki
Shivani- main bhi
Priya- kabhi kitchen me pair rakha hai tum dono ne
Jey- Didi aise koe chhij nahi jo aapka Bhai na bana paye
Priya- hume to kabhi nahi khilaya tune kuch bhi
Jey- batao kya khana hai
Priya- kuch bhi khila de
Jey- thik hai fir aaj aap dono aaram karo aur dekho karishma meri cooking ka
Priya- bas ghar mat jala dena
Shivani- ghar to fir bhi thik hai
Khud ke kuch mat kar lena
Jey- don't underestimate me
Priya- okay okay
Hum ja rahe hai jab dinner ban jaye tab bula lena
Aur dono behane vaha se chali jati hai
Jey ko khana banana ache se aata tha par problem thi ki ye select karne ki ki banaye kya
Kyuki esme hi logo ko problem hoti hai
To jey ne socha thoda veg or thoda nonveg bana leta hu
Usne do dishes banaye ek veg aur ek non veg aur kuch snacks vahgra bana kar hall me pasar kar chhilane laga
Uski aawaz sun kar sab bhar aagae
Priya- kya hua tu thik hai na
Maine mana Kiya tha tujhe
Shivani- batao to hua kya
Nisha- bhaiya batao bhi
Chot to nahi aae kahi
Jey- khana ban gaya hai
Ab koe mujhe coffee peela do
Priya- to pehle nahi bol sakta tha
Dara diya hume
Aur Priya kitchen ki taraf chali jati hai
Nisha aur shivani jey ke aaju baju bath jati hai
Shivani- to batao aaj kaha aur kya kiya
Jey- aaj vaha aur vo kiya
Nisha- hehehehehehe
Ha Didi aaj vaha aur vo kiya humne
Bahut majja aaya
Shivani- baad me bataungi tumhe to main
Bahut dimag chalne lag gaya hai na
Vo log aise hi nauk jok karte rahte hai tab tak Priya coffee leke aajati hai
Fir sab coffee Peete hai uske baad dinner karte hai aur apne apne room me sone chale jate hai
Jey Priya ke room me chala jata hai kyuki usne bulaya tha
Jab jey Priya ke room me gusta hai tab Priya change kar rahi thi esliye vo sorry bol kar room ke bahar chala jata hai aur wait karne lagta hai
Thodi der baad Priya ne gate khola aur vo under chala gaya
Priya- badi sense hai tujhme to
Jey- kabhi kabhi aajati hai
To batao aaj kya karna hai
Jaldi se start karte hai
Priya- kaha tak baat hue
Jey- konsi baat
Priya- tu contact karne wala tha na
Jey- are ha
Maine kar diya aapna kaam aap samne se response ka intzaar hai
Priya- etna time kyu lag raha hai
Jey- Didi Bahut time hogya mujhe us Dunia se nikle
Sab kuch badal gaya hai
Waqt to lagega na
Priya- tu Jaldi se Jaldi kar
Mujhe tera sapna pura karna hai
Jey- mujhe laga aap naraj hoge
Priya- jo tera sapna vo mera sapna
Tu vaha khush to main bhi vaha khush
Jey- aisa kuch mat karna jiski vajah se baad me pachtana pade
Priya- maine sab soch liya hai
Uski tension mat le
Tujhe jitna Bola jaye bas utna kar
Jey- vohi to kar raha hu
Priya- to abhi tak response kyu nahi aaya
Es baar Priya ki aawaz me frustration ke sath sath gussa bhi tha
Jey- Didi kya hogya aapko
Calm down
Main kar to raha hu
Ye safe way hai
Agar aap jaldi chahte ho to main vapas field me utar jata hu
Fir kuch hi waqt me ho jaega sab
Priya- sorry
Aur nahi tujhe kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai
Yaad hai na planning meri hogi
Jey- sab yaad hai
Priya- kiss chahiye
Jey- chahiye to bahut kuch
Priya- anal karega
Jey ke dimag me jaise hathode pade
Jey- kyaaaaaaaaaa
Priya- anal karega kya
Jey- aap Pagal ho
Chal bhi nahi paoge kal
Priya- dekh le
Aisa mokka baar baar nahi milega
Jey- na abhi rahne do
Main intzaar kar lunga
Priya- aur main bhi
Kyuki abhi main mazak kar rahi thi
Tu shivani ke paas ja aur majje kar
Par kaam Par bhi dhayan de
Muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
Aur jey ko ek lamba smooch dekar vaha se bhej deti hai
Jey nikal kar shivani ke room me chala jata hai
Vo sayad sone ki tayari kar rahi thi
Jey ko dekh kar
Shivani- badi jaldi aagya
Jey- aapse door raha bhi kaha jata hai
Shivani- tabhi ab dikha hai
Main kitne dino se intzaar kar rahi thi
Jey- mujhe laga aapko pain hai
Shivani- pain me hi to maja hai
Chal aaj aur dard dede mujhe aur faad de mujhe aur meri gand ko
Aaj hum anal karenge.....