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Naina tune ye sahi nahi kiya priya mai tuje kabhi maff nahi
ker payugi es ke liye.
Priya-Sorry di muje nahi pata ye sab kaise ho gaya sach mai
aapne kiye pe sarminda hu.
Naina-muje bhi maff ker de muje bhi tere pe hath nahi
uthana chahiye tha tu jab tak chahe yaha reh mai Ajay ke
pass jaa rahi hu koi dikkat ho to Aunty (Ajay real mom) ko
bata dena.
Priya-Agar aap bhi muje aise chod jayegi to mai jee nahi
payugi .aap chahe to muje jaan se mar de per plz ek baar
muje maff ker de mai ajay se bhi maffi mang lungi phir
chahe WO maff kare ya na kare.
Naina-Thik hai to tu fresh ho ja hame pehle doctor se
permission leni hogi tere liye agar ajay ne tuje maff kiya to
thik nahi to hamara saath bas yahi tak tha sorry mai es se
jada kuch nahi ker shakt.
Priya-Aap nahi jant aap ne muje jeene ka ek maksed de
diya hai aab.aap ka ye ahsan mai jindgi phar nahi bhulugi.
Naina priya ko bina koi jabab site waha se aapne kamre
mai chali jat hai aur ajay ko phone kerne ko koshish kert
hai per no out of range aata hai gusse mai naina aapnaphone samne dewar pe de Mart hai.
Idhar jab hum wapas ghar pahuche to abhi sabhi so rahe
the Maine socha ki accha moka hai mai bhi ek need maar
leta hu per hay re meri kismat Lee shabab aa gaye hum se
milne.
Lee-To kaisa raha pehli raat.
Mai-Puch to aiss rahe ho jaise shugahraat thi meri kal.yaha
mere pure hath pair cheel gaye aur charlie ko lagta hai ki
mai raar bhar maze ker raha tha.
Lee-Aisa kya dikhawo to jara .
Mai-ye dekho .(Breaking news aab mere haath pair bilkul
sahi the koi Nisan nahi yaha tak ki ek mamuli sa ped pe
ragade tak ka Nisan nahi tha) meri kuch samaj mai nahi aa
raha ye ho kya raha hai mere saath.
Lee-Agar tum aise hi pareshan ya darne lage to ho gaya
kam.chalo mai jogging ke liye ja raha tha tum chalna
chahoge.
Mai-Nahi thanks for offer.
Lee-Tum aise nahi manoge chalo ek shart lagate hai agar
tum ne muje hara diya to mai thume Priya ke bare mai
detail se batayuga aur agar mai jeeta to tum aaj pura dinmere saath rahoge.
Mai-Koi fayda nahi thumara jitna tay hai .
lee-aisa nahi hai filhal ke liye mai aapni extra power ko use
nahi ker shakta to mamla barabar ka hai.
Lee ne sach mai mere dhukt nas pe hath rekh diya tha aur
na chahte huwe bhi muje us ka offer manzur kerna pada.
Update......
Mai-Agar mai jeeta to tum muje WO sab batawoge Jo mai
janna chahta hu sab kuch.
Lee-Ha kyu nahi .chale aab hamari race yaha se suru hogi
aur hum pure gauw ke saath us baagh ka chahhker pura
chakker lagate huwe yahi milege agar koi beech mai hi ruk
gaya to WO haar jayega.
Mai-Lagta hai Maine ha ker ke galt ker de.
Lee-Ready shady go.
Race suru meri raftar pehle ke mukable kaffi tej thi per phir
bhi Lee ki barabri ker pana mere liye sambhaw nahi tha
karib 6se 7kilomiter ki race ke baad mai kisi pagal kutte ki
tarah jamin pe gir gaya aur hafne laga.
Lee-Kya huwa Janeman abhi se har man gaye.
Mai-Ha aab muhe utha ke ghar le chalo plz.
lee-Accha mai tuje gaddha dikhta hu Jo tuje utha ke le jawu
mai to chala jab thik lage aa jana aur Jada der na lagana
aaj bahut kam hai aakhir mai jita hu .
Mai-To kya bacche ki jaan loge waha charlie ne raat bhar
pareshan kiya aur aab tum.
Lee-Muje nahi pata ki charlie ne kya kiya aur kyu kiya muje
to bas itna pata hai ki mai jeeta hu aur tum hare ho aur tum
aaj WO hi karoge Jo mai kahuga.
Mai-Ha thik hai tum dono ko dekh lunga her kutte ke din
aate hai mera bhi aayega.
Lee-Milte hai Mr.kutte.
Lee waha se chala gaya mai wahi jamin pe pade pade hi kal
raat ke bare mai sochne laga aur ye janne ki koshish kerne
laga ki kya sach mai muje us se koi fayda huwa hai kaffi
sochne ke baad mera answer tha ha kyu ko muje aapne
haath pario mai ek ajeeb se takat anbuhav ho rahi thi khair
kisi tarah utah ke mai ghar pahucha to waha lagbhag sab
utah chuke the Maine sab ko morning wish kiya ( nisha
amrita jiya di aur ravi for special).
Lee-Ajay kha the tum sab kitna pareshan ho rahe the
thumare liye.
Mai-(Man mai sochte huwe-Kitna bada wala kamina hai ye
khud muje waha chod ke aa gaya aur yaha meri band
bajane pe tula hai.) kuch nahi bas pass ke bagh tak hi gaya
tha jogging ke liye.
Jiya di-To kisi ko bata ke jate aur es motu ko bhi le jate.
Ravi-Mai motu nahi hu di.
Jiya di-Accha jara aapna pait dekh jaldi hi filmo mai dikhne
wale lala ji jaisa ho jayega.
Di ki es baat pe sab hasne lage aur ese tarah ke hasi majak
mai hi hamari metting chalt rahi phir mai Gudiya ko uthane
ke liye chal diya.
Gus morning princess aab uthane ka samay ho gaya chal
utah ja.
Gudiya-Aap kuch bhool rahe ho .
Mai-Kya***?
Gudiya-Muje ghurte huwe.Mai-Oh yaad aaya (Us ko kiss kerte huwe) morning .
Gudiya-Return kiss kerte huwe morning baki sab kha hai .
Mai-Bahar tera wait ker rahe hai chal fatafat fresh ho ke aa
phir aaj hum log gauw ghumne chalege.
Gudiya-Aap mere saath hi rahoge na.
Mai-Bilkul ye bhi koi pucchne ki baat hai.
gudiya fresh hone ke liye chali gayi aur mai bhi ravi ke room
mai fresh hone ke liye chala gaya phir hum sab naste ki
table pe ek baat phir aamne samne tha mahol bahut accha
tha waha ka .
Jiya di-To ajay kya socha hai kab tak rehna hai yaha pe.
Mai-Di bas aaj aur kal perso subah hi hum wapas ho lege.
Jiya di-Tune kisi ko bulaya hai kya .uncle ka phone aaya tha
WO keh rahe the ki 10 she 11ke beech pahuch jayege WO
per kaffi puchne per bhi unhone ye nahi bataya ki kaun.
Mai-Gud jab aayege tab dekh Lena.tabhi samne se mami
aat huwi dijgayi de unhe dekh ke Sara mud hi kharab ho
gaya aur un ke saath mai bhi koi tha kaun ye to WO hi bata
shakt thi.
Mami-Baccho nasta kiya aap logo ne.
Mai-Ha sab be ne ker liya .
Mami-(muje ghurte huwe) acchi baat ye Raju hai aakser
taha aata rehta hai hamari help ke liye mere bhai ka bada
ladka hai Sahar mai rehta hai aaj subah hi aaya hai to
socha ki tum logo se milwa du.
Mai-Kyu ye koi prim minister hai ya hone wala hai.
Jiya di-Ajay ye kya ho gaya hai tuje.sorry aunty es ke liye
mai maffi chaht hu.
Mami-Koi baat nahi beta aap ki galt nahi hai humne to
pehle hi kha tha ki jut ko sir pe nahi rekha jata.
Mai-Aap ki baat se puri tarah sehmat hu aur aap bilkul bhi
tension na le jut pariro mai hi aayegi aaj ke baad.
Raju-aap ki tarif .
mai-tarif karu kya uski jisne Jaha banaya muje driver aur
inhe malik banaya.
Raju-to driver ho ok buwa mai safe khud samal lunga aap
jaye aapne baki ke kam nipta le.
Mami waha she jane lagt hai ki tabhi waha pe ek 35se40
saal ke ass pass ka ek aadmi aa ke hath jod ke ram ram
kerta hai Miami use esare se aapne sath aane ka bol ke
chale jat hai.





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