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Mai- Hey gunjan tum yaha kaise.
Jiya di- Tum ek dusre ko jante ho.
Gunjan- Ha inhone meri madad ki thi jab mai problem mai
thi.
Gudiya- Ye sab kya ho raha hai.
Mai- Kuch nahi bas mai gunjan ko yaha dekh ke shock ho
gaya tha aur jagah pasand aayi.
Gudiya- Aap to baat hi mat karo mere se kuch der ka bol ke
aab aa rahe ho.Mai- To iska matlab tumhe yahan accha nahi laga.
Gudiya- Maine aisa kab kaha maine yahan bahut maze kiye
per aap ko bhi bahut miss kiya.
Mai- Ab tu badi ho gayi hai kab tak baccho jaise harkate
karegi.
Gudiya- Mai kahan badi huwi hu chaho to khud hi dekh lo
(aur apni height mere se napne lagt hai) dekha mai aab bhi
aap se kitni chot hu.
Mai- Gale lagate huwe pagal chal chod ye bata kya kya kiya
yahan pe aur ye kahan se mil gayi tum logon ko.
Gudiya- Hum ne yahan bahut maze kiye hum ne yaha ek
fish pakedne ka competton bhi rakha tha aur aap ke na
aane ki wajah se ravi bhaiya jeet gaye aur mai har gayi aur
ye gungan di to pehle se hi yahan pe thi.
Mai- Koi nahi isse baad mai jab ye akela hoga to isko sabak
shikha denge.
Gunjan- To tum hi ajay ho.
Mai- Ha kyu koi problem hai tumhe.
Gunjan- Nahi bas confirm ker rahi thi
Gudiya- Tumhare kehne ka matlab kya hai ha.
Mai- Gudiya wo bas puch rahi thi okto gunjan ji yahan
kaise.
Gunjan- Ye hamari jamin hai balki yaha se jahan tak
tumhari nazar jayegi wo sari jamin aur bagh hamare hi hai.
Gudiya- To kya huwa hamare pass bhi jamin hai ha na
bhaiya.
Mai- Ha bilkul aur yahan se jahan tak tumhari nazer jayegi
wo sari jamin aur baki sab kuch meri gudiya ka hai.
Gudiya- Kya sach mai.
Mai- Bilkul.
Gudiya- Ha to gunjan ji ab bolo tab se aap hame sirf apne hi
bare mai bata rahi thi.
Gunjan ka to chehra hi pura uttar gaya.
Mai- Ok, gudiya mujhe haweli wapas jana hoga waha
hawali ka kam suru hone wala hai to kya muje yaha se jane
ki permission mil shakt hai.
Gudiya-mai bhi chalt hu.Mai-nahi waha thumara koi kam nahi aur phir yaha sab ka
dhayan bhi to rekhna hai tuje.
Gudiya-Jana jaruri hai .
Mai-bahut jaruri hai plz.
Gudiya-ok aapna kam jaldi khatam ker lena .
Mai-ok .bye everyone milte hai bad mai aur gunjan ji kisi ko
neecha dhikhana acchi baat nahi sabhi ek jaise nahi hote
aur aap ki infomacton ke liye bata du ye talab hanmari
property hai .
Itna accha dailouge Marne ke baad Maine waha se nikle
mai hi aapni bhalayi samji aur hawali ke taraf chal pada.
Chulbul-to Lee aap itni khubsurat hawali ko girana kyu
chahte hai.
Mami-koi es hawali ko nahi gira raha mere hote huwe to
bilkul bhi nahi .tum ho kaun aur yaha kya lene aaye ho.
Lee-ye police officer hai aur ye un ki team ye yaha aap ki
madad ke liye aaye hai .
Mami-muje koi madad nahi chahiye aur ruko abhi thume
thik kert hu.Mami kisi ko phone kerne lagi aur kuch der baad baat kerne
ke baad unhone phone chulbul ko de diya.
Mami-lo neta ji se baat karo.
Chulbul-neta Ji ko chulbul pandey ka ram ram .
Neta-kaun hai be tu aur waha kya ker raha hai chal aapne
aadmi le waha se aur nikal muje koi shikayat ka moka nahi
chahiye samja.
Chulbul-(speaker pe hath rekh ke) chobe ji ye to hame
maa**bhen**** ki galiya de raha hai kya kiya jaye.
Chobe-ji Jo sarkar ko thik lage .
Chulbul-to ek kam karo aapne kuch aadmi le je jawo aur ese
yaha le ke aawo chulbul style mai WO kya hai na phone pe
reply mai maza nahi aata.
Chobe-ye bhi thik hai sarkar.
Chulbul-neta ji baat aise hai ki abhi aap jis insane se baat
kerna chahte hai WO abhi aap ke samaj se bahar hai to
thoda in tzar kare dhanaywad. Aur phone tod deta hai .
Mami-ye kya kiya .
Chulbul-china item muje pasand nahiMami-WO Nokia ka naya phone tha.
Chulbul-oh Teri tab to maff ker dijiyega muje laga china hai
sali sarkar sellery det hi itni kam hai ki kya kare pata hi
nahi chalta ki sala kab market mai naya phone aa gaya.
Tabhi waha JCB track aur bahur se contractons machine aur
aadmi aa gaye.
Lee-ye lijiye chobe ji ye log bhi aa gaye.
Ek aadmi ne aage bad ke khud ka intro diya.
Aadmi-hi mai Ankur sharma es team ka leader aur head
engineer .
Lee-mai Lee hu hum aap ka hi intzar ker rahe the.ye hai
Mr.prience Charles pyar se sab inhe chulbul pandey bulate
hai .
Anku-per hame to kisi Ajay ne hire kiya tha.
Lee-ha WO aata hi hoga bas tab tak aap ek bar hawali ko
dekh le to better hoga hame ye aaj hi arsh se farsh pe
chahiye umeed hai aap samaj gaye hoge.
Ankur-tension ki koi jarurat hai hame pehle hi ye sab kuch
bata diya gaya tha es isliye hum aapne saath ek speceliest
ko laye hai.
Lee-bahut khub.to aap aapna kam suru karo .
Idher mai aapni hi dhun mai chala ja raha tha ki ek dam se
kisi ne khuladi se mere pe hamla ker diya WO to sukar hai ki
meri six sence ne mera saath diya aur Maine sahi samay pe
khud ko ek jhatke se peeche ker liya nateja ye huwa ki us ka
war khali chala gaya
Mai- Hey gunjan tum yaha kaise.
Jiya di- Tum ek dusre ko jante ho.
Gunjan- Ha inhone meri madad ki thi jab mai problem mai
thi.
Gudiya- Ye sab kya ho raha hai.
Mai- Kuch nahi bas mai gunjan ko yaha dekh ke shock ho
gaya tha aur jagah pasand aayi.
Gudiya- Aap to baat hi mat karo mere se kuch der ka bol ke
aab aa rahe ho.Mai- To iska matlab tumhe yahan accha nahi laga.
Gudiya- Maine aisa kab kaha maine yahan bahut maze kiye
per aap ko bhi bahut miss kiya.
Mai- Ab tu badi ho gayi hai kab tak baccho jaise harkate
karegi.
Gudiya- Mai kahan badi huwi hu chaho to khud hi dekh lo
(aur apni height mere se napne lagt hai) dekha mai aab bhi
aap se kitni chot hu.
Mai- Gale lagate huwe pagal chal chod ye bata kya kya kiya
yahan pe aur ye kahan se mil gayi tum logon ko.
Gudiya- Hum ne yahan bahut maze kiye hum ne yaha ek
fish pakedne ka competton bhi rakha tha aur aap ke na
aane ki wajah se ravi bhaiya jeet gaye aur mai har gayi aur
ye gungan di to pehle se hi yahan pe thi.
Mai- Koi nahi isse baad mai jab ye akela hoga to isko sabak
shikha denge.
Gunjan- To tum hi ajay ho.
Mai- Ha kyu koi problem hai tumhe.
Gunjan- Nahi bas confirm ker rahi thi
Gudiya- Tumhare kehne ka matlab kya hai ha.
Mai- Gudiya wo bas puch rahi thi okto gunjan ji yahan
kaise.
Gunjan- Ye hamari jamin hai balki yaha se jahan tak
tumhari nazar jayegi wo sari jamin aur bagh hamare hi hai.
Gudiya- To kya huwa hamare pass bhi jamin hai ha na
bhaiya.
Mai- Ha bilkul aur yahan se jahan tak tumhari nazer jayegi
wo sari jamin aur baki sab kuch meri gudiya ka hai.
Gudiya- Kya sach mai.
Mai- Bilkul.
Gudiya- Ha to gunjan ji ab bolo tab se aap hame sirf apne hi
bare mai bata rahi thi.
Gunjan ka to chehra hi pura uttar gaya.
Mai- Ok, gudiya mujhe haweli wapas jana hoga waha
hawali ka kam suru hone wala hai to kya muje yaha se jane
ki permission mil shakt hai.
Gudiya-mai bhi chalt hu.Mai-nahi waha thumara koi kam nahi aur phir yaha sab ka
dhayan bhi to rekhna hai tuje.
Gudiya-Jana jaruri hai .
Mai-bahut jaruri hai plz.
Gudiya-ok aapna kam jaldi khatam ker lena .
Mai-ok .bye everyone milte hai bad mai aur gunjan ji kisi ko
neecha dhikhana acchi baat nahi sabhi ek jaise nahi hote
aur aap ki infomacton ke liye bata du ye talab hanmari
property hai .
Itna accha dailouge Marne ke baad Maine waha se nikle
mai hi aapni bhalayi samji aur hawali ke taraf chal pada.
Chulbul-to Lee aap itni khubsurat hawali ko girana kyu
chahte hai.
Mami-koi es hawali ko nahi gira raha mere hote huwe to
bilkul bhi nahi .tum ho kaun aur yaha kya lene aaye ho.
Lee-ye police officer hai aur ye un ki team ye yaha aap ki
madad ke liye aaye hai .
Mami-muje koi madad nahi chahiye aur ruko abhi thume
thik kert hu.Mami kisi ko phone kerne lagi aur kuch der baad baat kerne
ke baad unhone phone chulbul ko de diya.
Mami-lo neta ji se baat karo.
Chulbul-neta Ji ko chulbul pandey ka ram ram .
Neta-kaun hai be tu aur waha kya ker raha hai chal aapne
aadmi le waha se aur nikal muje koi shikayat ka moka nahi
chahiye samja.
Chulbul-(speaker pe hath rekh ke) chobe ji ye to hame
maa**bhen**** ki galiya de raha hai kya kiya jaye.
Chobe-ji Jo sarkar ko thik lage .
Chulbul-to ek kam karo aapne kuch aadmi le je jawo aur ese
yaha le ke aawo chulbul style mai WO kya hai na phone pe
reply mai maza nahi aata.
Chobe-ye bhi thik hai sarkar.
Chulbul-neta ji baat aise hai ki abhi aap jis insane se baat
kerna chahte hai WO abhi aap ke samaj se bahar hai to
thoda in tzar kare dhanaywad. Aur phone tod deta hai .
Mami-ye kya kiya .
Chulbul-china item muje pasand nahiMami-WO Nokia ka naya phone tha.
Chulbul-oh Teri tab to maff ker dijiyega muje laga china hai
sali sarkar sellery det hi itni kam hai ki kya kare pata hi
nahi chalta ki sala kab market mai naya phone aa gaya.
Tabhi waha JCB track aur bahur se contractons machine aur
aadmi aa gaye.
Lee-ye lijiye chobe ji ye log bhi aa gaye.
Ek aadmi ne aage bad ke khud ka intro diya.
Aadmi-hi mai Ankur sharma es team ka leader aur head
engineer .
Lee-mai Lee hu hum aap ka hi intzar ker rahe the.ye hai
Mr.prience Charles pyar se sab inhe chulbul pandey bulate
hai .
Anku-per hame to kisi Ajay ne hire kiya tha.
Lee-ha WO aata hi hoga bas tab tak aap ek bar hawali ko
dekh le to better hoga hame ye aaj hi arsh se farsh pe
chahiye umeed hai aap samaj gaye hoge.
Ankur-tension ki koi jarurat hai hame pehle hi ye sab kuch
bata diya gaya tha es isliye hum aapne saath ek speceliest
ko laye hai.
Lee-bahut khub.to aap aapna kam suru karo .
Idher mai aapni hi dhun mai chala ja raha tha ki ek dam se
kisi ne khuladi se mere pe hamla ker diya WO to sukar hai ki
meri six sence ne mera saath diya aur Maine sahi samay pe
khud ko ek jhatke se peeche ker liya nateja ye huwa ki us ka
war khali chala gaya