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Subah Amit akhade chala jata aur ramu bhi jaldi uth jata hai aur toilet ko bhagta hai, toilet me baithe hue ramu ko sath wale bathroom se awaz ati hai uske kaan khade ho jate hain
Ramu : lagta hai koi nahane aya hai
Achanak uske dimag me bat ati hai
‘ ho sakta hai k bua nahane ayi ho subah subah agar bua hui to uske mast doodh aur chutad dekhne ko milenge ‘
Ramu k dimag me ye bat ate hi uska land khada hone lagta hai aur wo jaldi se uthta hai aur dekhne lagta andar jhankane k liye jagah
Kismat se bathroom aur toilet k beech roshandan bna hua tha chhota sa
Ramu jaldi se deewaron ka sahara lekar roshandan tak pahunch jata hai aur andar dekhte hi uski aankhe chamak uthti hain
Andar ek aurat hi thi jo petticoat aur blouse me khadi thi chehra doosri taraf tha
Fir us aurat ne apna blouse khola neeche kali bra thi fir wo apna petticoat utarti hai uski mast gori chikni taange aur kaali penty me band gol matol gaand dekhkar ramu ki halak khushk ho jati hai
Fir wo aurat apne hath piche kar k apni bra kholkar utar deti hai magar abhi tak wo palti nhi thi isliye uske doodh nazar nhi aa rhe the
Fir wo aurat apne baal khol leti hai kaale ghane lambe reshmi baal khul kar peeth par aa jate hain
Gori doodh si safed peeth par kaale syah baal dekhkar ramu mast hokar ek hath se land maslne laga tha fir wo aurat apne badan par paani dalne lagti hai aur fir sabun se apne badan ko malne lagti hai
Sabun lagane k bad wo fir se pani daal kar sabun utarti hai aur fir badan ponchhne k liye tauliya uthane k liye jaise hi ghumti hai to ramu k muh se aah nikal jati hai
Ramu: aaahh kya mast gadraya jism hai ye to bua se bhi mast dikhti hai isko to kaise bhi pelna padega
Bathroom me nahane wali wo aurat gauri thi jo sabse pehle uthti aur nahati thi ramu uske gadraye jism ko dekhkar khud ko rok nhi pata aur jaldi se muth marne lagta hai
Jaise hi uska pani niklta hai wo khud ko sambhal nhi pata aur neeche gir jata hai
Tabhi toilet k darwaze ko koi khat khatata hai, ramu awaz sunkar jaldi se apni halat theek karta hai aur darwaza kholkar bahar niklta hai
Samne deepika khadi thi ramu jaldi se nazar bachakar apne kamre ko nikal jata hai
Deepika ko ramu ki harkat dekhkar atpata sa lagta hai aur wo toilet me ghus jati hai
Toilet me baithe baithe deepika ki nazar deewaro par lage nishan par padti hai to uske dimag me bat ati hai
Deepika: ye nishan yahan kaise aise lagta hai kisi k jooton se bane hain aur taze lag rhe hain tabhi samne ki roshandan wali deewar par uski nazar jati hai lagta hai roshandan se andar jhankne ki koshish ki gyi hai fir roshandan se neeche dekhte hue use pani k chheente nazar ate hain jab wo gaur se dekhti hai to use samajh ati hai k ye pani nhi veerya hai
Deepika: hmmm iska matlab andar jhank kar kisi ne apna pani nikala hai
Magar abhi to yahan ramu tha to iska matlab k ramu andar jhank kar muth mar rha tha
Ye to bada ghatiya ladka lagta hai, ispar nazar rakhni hogi
Deepika toilet se nikalti hai to use gauri angan me jati hui dikhti hai usko dekhkar lagta hai k wo abhi nahayi hai
Deepika: to ramu badi didi ko dekh rha tha, chhee!! Iska ilaj karna padega magar agar kisi ko bataya to kamini didi samjhegi k maine unki bezati ki hai aur ramu k khilaf waise bhi bina saboot wo kuch manengi nhi
Deepika khud ko theek kar k nha kar apne kamo me lag jati hai
Kamini deepika k bad nha kar tyar ho kar ramu ko jagane jati hai
Ramu to pehle hi jag rha tha aur is ghar me maujud aurton ko chodne ki planning kar rha tha tabhi use awaz sunkar pta chal jata hai k bua use jagane aa rhi hai to jaldi se wo sone ki acting karne lagta hai
Kamini ramu ko jagati hai to ramu uthkar kamini ko gale laga leta hai aur uske jism ko mehsus karne lagta hai
Kamini: chal ab chhod aur jaldi nha dhokar tyar ho ja, kya roz roz bachon ki tarah gale lag jata hai
Ramu: main ta apka bacha hi hun na bua waise bhi apko subah gale lga kar din acha nikalta hai
Kamini use tyar hone ka bolkar chali jati hai aur ramu bhi tyar hokar nashta karne pahunch jata hai
Rasoi me gauri kamini aur deepika teeno maujud thi
Ramu pas baitha teeno ko taadne lgta hai
Deepika ko ramu par shak to ho hi gya tha is liye wo chori chori ramu ko dekhti hai aur ramu ko kamini ki gaand ko tadte hue dekh leti hai
Ramu ki nazar kabhi kamini ki gaand kabhi gauri ki gaand kabhi deepika ki gaand ko scan kar rhi thi
Deepika bhi anjan bankar uski harkate note kar rhi thi
Amit bhi tyar ho kar nashta karne aa jata hai aur fir school nikal jata hai
Ramu kamini k kamre me kuch der usse chipdi chupdi baten karta hai aur bahane se uske jism ko touch karne ki koshish karta rehta hai
Kamini: ramu ek kam kar mere sath aa store se thoda saman nikalna hai
Ramu kamini k sath store me jata hai kamini use upar shelf se bartan utarne ko kehti hai, shelf thodi unchi thi
Ramu: bua itni upar to mera hath nhi pahunchega
Kamini: ja bahar se stool le aa
Ramu: are itni se bat k liye stool kya karna main apko uthata hun aap kheench lena
Kamini: rehne de kahin gir gye to chot lag jayegi
Ramu: are bua kaisi bat karti ho apne bete par itna bhi yakeen nhi
Ramu jan chuka tha kamini beta aur maa shabd sunkar kisi bat se inkar nhi karti
Kamini man jati hai aur ramu kamini ko piche se pakad kar utha deta hai
Kamini ki gaand ramu k chehre k paas thi ramu uski gaand me naak ghuskara sunghne lagta hai
Kamini bartan kheench leti hai aur ramu ko neeche utarne ko kehti hai
Ramu kamini ko neeche itarne k bahane dheere dheere use niche utarta hai aur uske jism par apne hath firata hua baglon se kamini k doodh ko halka sa dba deta hai
Kamini k jism ko jhataka sa lagta hai magar wo is bat ko ignore kar deti hai
Itni c harkat se hi ramu ka land akad kar khada ho gya tha
Ramu kamini k sath jab store se bahar ata hai to deepika uski pent me bane tent ko dekh leti hai
Isi tarh dopehar ho jati hai aur ramu school ki chhutti k samay school k pas pahunch jata hai magar aaj wo gate k samne khada nhi hota
Aaj wo us gali me aage ja kar khada ho jata hai jis taraf usne kal manjari ko jate dekha tha
Thodi der me manjari ati hui nazar ati hai to ramu jaldi se uske kareeb pahunch jata hai
Ramu: hi manjari kaisi ho? Mera nam hai ramesh prasad pyar se mujhe ramu kehte hain tum bhi mujhe ramu keh sakti ho
Manjari ramu dwara aise roke jane se ghabra jati hai aur muh se apna nam sunkar chonk jati hai
Ramu: daro mat main tumse dosti karna chahta hun jab se tumhe dekha hai bas ankhon k samne tumhara hi chehra rehta hai har pal
Main shehar ka rehne wala hun tumhe shehar ghumaunga tumhe picture dikhaunga
Ramu sochta hain manjari gaon ki hai aur shehar ka sunkar usse pat jayegi
Manjari: dekhiye aap nera rasta chhodiye warna main shor macha dungi
Ramu aage badkar manjari ka hath pakad leta hai
Ramu: are tum to naraz ho gyi main koi bura ladka nhi hun main to Amit ka bada bhai hun jo tumhare school me padta hai
Amit ka nam sunkar manjari shor nhi machati kyunki bat unki family ki izzat par aa sakti thi magar ramu badtameezi par utar aya tha is liye wo ramu ko dhakka dekar bhaag jati hai
Ramu hath malta hua gusse me wahan se nikal jata hai aur ghar chala ata hai
Khana khane k bad Amit ramu ko kheto me chalne ka poochta hai magar ramu bahana bna kar ghar me hi ruk jata hai
Jab sab apne kamro me aram karne chale jate hain to ramu fir se kamini k pas chala jata hai
Wo janta tha is samay kamini soti hai
Ramu jab kamre me gya to kamini so rhi thi aaj wo bed par karwat liye so rahi thi aur uski sadi ka pallu sine se hat gya tha jiske karan uske doodh aadhe blouse se bahar jhank rhe the
Ramu kamini ki chhatian dekhkar land maslne lagta hai magar jaise hi wo age badne lagta hai to table pe rakha gilas uske sath lagne se neeche gir jata hai aur awaz sunkar kamini uth jati hai
Kamine: ramu beta kya hua? Koi kam tha?
Ramu: wo main bas wo main soch rha tha zra bahar ho aaun
Kamini: koi bat nhi beta ja chala ja
Ramu: wo main soch rha tha gaon to sara dekh liya aaj thoda bahar bhi ho ata hun
Kamini: aisa kar apne fufa ka sath chala ja wo tujhe motorcycle se le jayenge
Ramu: kya bua , main koi bacha thoda hun
Main khud chala jaunga aap bas mujhe chabi de dijiye
Kamini: magar motorcycle to ghar par nhi hai
Ramu: are khadi to hai angan me bullet aap chabi do main nikal leta hun bahar
Kamini: are wo to us manhoos ki hai tu rehne de kahin tujhe chot vot lag jayegi
Ramu: bua tu bahut bholi hai are isse bade bade motorcycle main shehar me chalata hun mere sab dosto k pass hain (jhooth)
Kamini: magar
Ramu:koi agar magar nhi kya apne bete ki itni c bat nhi manogi
Kamini: teri bat kaise nhi manungi , tu ruk main didi se motorcycle lekar ati hun
Kamini gauri k pas jati hai chabi lene
Kamini: didi wo ramu zara ghumne jana chahta hai
Gauri: achi bat hai Amit ko boldo use le jayega jahan wo kahega
Kamini: didi ab itni c bat k liye Amit ko ghar bulane ki kya zarurat hai
Ramu to motorcycle chalani janta hai aap use Amit ki motorcycle ki chabi dedijiye wo khud chala jayega
Gauri: kamini tu janti hai na inhone (vijay) kitne chaav se Amit k liye ye motorcycle kharidi hai aur aaj tak uske ilawa kisi ne uski motorcycle ko chalaya tak nhi tu meri behan hai main tujhe inkar to nhi kar sakti magar tu ramu ko bol k Amit ko sath lekar jaye
Kamini: main bol deti hun ramu ko aap chinta mat karo
Gauri beman se use chabi de deti hai aur kamini chabi lejakar ramu ko dedeti hai
Kamini: ramu tu aisa kar pehle khet se us manhoos ko sath leta jana aur ye kuch paise rakhle kaam ayenge
Ramu khush hota hua chabi aur paise lekar bullet bahar nikalta hai
Ramu: aa aaj daudaunga tujhe meri rani kitne din se tujhe dekh rha hun sala aaj tak kabhi chanane ta door kisi ne baithne tak nahi diya tha
Ramu bullet ko kick mar kar nikal jata hai magar wo khet jane ki bajaye gaon se bahar nikal jata hai
Udhar raju Amit ko kheton se bulakar apne sath le jata hai pas k town me use kisi kam se jana tha isliye wo amit k pas aya k chalo amit k sath uski bullet par chalenge
Amit jab ghar ata hai use bullet nhi dikhti use lagta hai shayad baba lekar gye honge is liye wo chhoti mami ko batakar nikal jata hai
Raju apne kisi dost se uski motorcycle mang leta hai aur dono dost chal padte hain
Udhar ramu pehli bar bullet chalane ki khushi me sapeed badata ja rha tha wo ladkiyon ko tadta hua bullet k tashon me shokhian dikha rha tha aise hi ek mod par wo bullet ko sambhal nhi pata aur gir jata hai
Ramu ko girne se chot lag jati hai taang par aur bullet ka bhi nuksan ho jata hai
Ramu ki sari shokhi nikal jati hai aur upar se bullet ka bhar usse uthaya nhi jata aur wo madad k liye chillata hai
Kismat se raju aur Amit bhi usi town me the aur pas se guzar rhe the accident dekh kar dono ruk jate hain jab wo pas ate hain to unhe ramu nazar ata hai
Amit pehle ramu fir apni bullet ko dekhta hai use bullet ki halat dekh kar bahut gussa ata hai magar agle hi pal ramu ki chot ki vajah se wo naram pad jata hai
Amit : bhaiya aap yahan is haal me? Ye sab kaise hua?
Ramu: tadpta hua ) kya bataun yar yar koi piche se thok gya main to yahan bua k kam se aya tha tu ghar par nhi tha bua ne mujhe bhej diya aur dekh meri kya halat ho gyi
Amit: aap chalo pehle patti karwa lo motorcycle main dekhta hun
Raju aur amit ramu ko uthakar dr k pas le jate hain aur uski malham patti karwate hain , uske bad bullet ko Mechanic k pass le jate hain
Mechanic batata hai ki 2/3 din tak theek ho jayega aur unko paise bta deta hai
Bullet ki halat dekh kar Amit ko bada dukh hota hai kitne pyar se use maa baba ne ye di thi aur chhoti mami ne khud uske liye pasand ki thi
Amit ko is bullet se bahut pyar tha magar kya karta kamini mami to pehle usse naraz rehti hain agar is bat k liye wo kuch kahega to bat aur bhi jyada bad sakti hai
Raju aur Amit Ramu ko lekar gahr laut ate hain raju ghar chala jata hai
Ramu Amit se kehta hai wo kisi ko ye na bataye k main wo akela gya tha warna bua naraz hogi, amit bhi hami bhar deta hai
sham hone wali thi abhi ghar par sirf deepika aur kamini hi the, deepika rasoi me thi kam kar rhi thi aur kamini angan me thi
Ramu ladkhadata hua jab andar ata hai to kamini dod kar uske pas jati hai
Kamini: chinta me) ye kya ho gya tujhe mere bete? Ye chot kaise lagi?
Ramu: wo bua hum motorcycle se ja rhe the ek mod par amit se sambhala nhi aur hum gir gye
Kamini ramu k muh se Amit ka nam sunkar gusse me aa jati hai aur kheenchkar ek thappad Amit ko mar deti hai
Kamini: tu kab mera peechha chhodega kyun nhi chala jata meri zindagi se
Pehle meri khushion me aag lagai ab mere bhai k eklaute bete ko marne chala hai
Amit ki aankhon se aansoo behne lagte hain magar muh se ek shabd nhi nikalta
Udhar deepika awaz sunkar rasoi se nikalti hai aur kamini ko Amit k muh par thappad marte dekhti hai to dod kar kamini ko rokti hai aur Amit ko uske kamre me bhej deti hai
Deepika : kya didi aap bar bar uspar hath uthati rehti hain wo bacha nhi hai, akhir hua kya hai?
Kamini: wo manhoos pehle mere piche pada tha dekh aaj mere bete ki kya halat kardi agar ise kuch ho jata to kya jawab deti main apne bhai ko
Deepika: magar ramu to akela gya tha na fir isme Amit ka kaise aap kasoor nikal rhi hain
Kamini : akela nhi gya tha usi manhoos k sath gya tha
Deepika: mujhe achi tarah yad hai ramu k jane k bad Amit raju k sath ghar aya tha wo dono kisi kam se gye the
Ramu: wo wo aa aunty hum sath me hi gye the main Amit ko dekhne khet gya tha wo wahan tha nhi to main wapis aa rha tha raste me mil gya fir hum sath me gye aur sath me aye aap raju se puch lijiye hum ek sath hi aye hain
Kamini: sun liya, aa gya yakeen , main to pehle hi kehti hun wo hai hi manhoos aur tu bhi usse door raha kar kahin meri tarah tere sath bhi wo sab na ho jaye ( bacha mar jaye)
Aur tu (ramu) kaha tha na door rehna usse dekh liya natija chal aa mera beta main tujhe haldi wala doodh deti hun
Kamini ramu ko apne kamre me le jati hai deepika ko ramu ki bat hazam nhi hoti upar se jo kamini ne kiya uspar use bahut gussa ata hai
Magar use abhi amit ki tension thi uske dil par kya beet rhi hogi
Deepika jaldi se Amit k pass jati hai jahan Amit bed par baitha aansoo baha rha tha
Deepika jate hi Amit ko gale lga leti hai aur uske aansoo ponchhte hue use chup karwane lagti hai uski ankho par kiss karti hai
Deepika: chup ho ja Amit chup ho ja mujhe sari bat bta ye sab kaise hua
Amit deepika ko sari bat batata hai
Sari bat sunne k bad deepika kehti hai
Deepika: to tune us waqt bola kyun nhi k ramu akela gya tha
Amit : mami ne poocha na suna main kya bolta
Deepika: pta nhi kyu kamini didi samjhti nhi kab tak purani baton ko dil se lagaye rakhengi
Aur wo ramu, lagta hai bada awwal darje ka kamina hai iska dhyan rakhna padega
Aur teri bullet kidhar hai ? wo to theek hai na?
Amit : nhi mami ji wo uska nuksan ho gya hai mechanic k pass chhod kar aya hun 3 din bad milegi
Deepika: is ramu ko keede pade kitne pyar se bade bhaiya aur didi ne tere liye li thi maine kabhi kamlesh ko teri bullet nhi chalane di aur na kabhi ajay bhaiya na vijay bhaiya ne chalayi, akhir badi didi ne us kalmuhe ko chabi di hi kyun
Deepika Amit ko chup karwati hai aur use thodi der kiss wagerah dekar uska mood thoda theek karti hai
Gauri pados se jab ghar ati hai to kamini use batati hai k Amit ne Ramu ko motorcycle se gira kar ghayal kar diya hai
Kamini: didi aap ne Amit ko jyada dheel de rakhi hai dekho kya halat kar di bhagwan na kare agar ramu ko kuch ho jata to kya jawab deti main bhaiya ko ramu unka eklauta beta hai pehle mujhse mera bacha chheen liya ab mere bhai k chirag ko bujha dega
Use kyun lekar di hai motorcycle jab wo chalana hi nhi janta
Gauri kamini ki jali kati baton ko sunkar man hi man bahut dukhi hoti hai magar kuch kehti nhi aur ramu ka halchal puch kar Amit k pas jati hai jahan deepika bhi baithi hui thi
Gauri: ye tune kya kiya tujhe pata nhi ramu hamara mehman hai aur tune kya haal kar diya uska aaj k bad tu hath bhi nhi lagayega motorcycle ko
Gauri ko naraz dekhkar deepika kuch bolne ko hoti hai magar amit use bolne nhi deta
Amit: mujhse galti ho gyi maa ye sab achanak ho gya tha, aap jo kahengi main wohi karunga
Deepika Amit ka chehra dekhne lagti hai akhir usne sach kyun nhi bataya
Gauri pehle kamini ki baton se dukhi thi aur ab amit par gussa nikal kar wo aur bhi dukhi ho jati hai aur jaldi se apne kamre me chali jati hai
Deepika: akhir kar kya rhe ho tum? Kyun nhi bta dete sach
Amit: kya aap chahti hain ghar me bakheda khada ho jaye? Agar maa ko main sach bta deta to wo ramu k jhooth bolne par ramu aur kamini mami ko kya kuch nhi kehti? Aur fir kamini mami mujhse aur nafrat karne lagti
Jo ho gya use bhool jaiye chaliye aap khana banaiye mama bhi ate honge
Vijay ajay aur kamlesh jab ghar ate hain to unhe aaj k masle ka pta chalta hai vijay Amit se naraz hota hai magar ajay aur kamlesh kuch nhi kehte
Balki ajay hairan tha k amit to raju k sath gya tha
Jab wo ye bat puchta hai to kamini wohi batati hai jo ramu ne deepika se kaha tha
Khana kha kar sab apne kamro me chale jate hain
Amit gauri k pass ja kar use manata hai to gauri bhi jyada der naraz nhi reh pati aur amit ko gale laga leti hai
Vijay bhi narzgi chhod deta hai
Wahin ramu kamre me bed par leta soch rha
Ramu: sala choot k chakkar me kya kya nhi karna padta aaj to apni bhi gaand fatt gyi , pata nhi sala ye amit kaise sambhalta hai itni bhari bike ko meri to taang hi toot jati, chalo ye acha hua sari bat us chutiye k sir par aa gyi warna bike ka jo nuksan hua hai uske badle mujhe yahan se jana padta aur is ghar ki mast gadrayi hui teeno ghodian mere hath se nikal jati
Aaj se bahar ghumna band ab jaldi se ye chot theek ho fir apna formula lagata hun aur teeno ghodion ki sawari karta hun
Kya mast gadrayi hui hai ye gauri bhi sala land bar bar khada ho jata hai jab uske nange jism ko yad karta hun
Mujhe jo chahiye tha ab to wo mil hi gya hai ab mauka dekh kar bas pelna hi hai teeno ko
Ab teeno meri rakhail banengi aur kisi ko pata bhi nhi chalega hihihihi
Subah Amit akhade chala jata aur ramu bhi jaldi uth jata hai aur toilet ko bhagta hai, toilet me baithe hue ramu ko sath wale bathroom se awaz ati hai uske kaan khade ho jate hain
Ramu : lagta hai koi nahane aya hai
Achanak uske dimag me bat ati hai
‘ ho sakta hai k bua nahane ayi ho subah subah agar bua hui to uske mast doodh aur chutad dekhne ko milenge ‘
Ramu k dimag me ye bat ate hi uska land khada hone lagta hai aur wo jaldi se uthta hai aur dekhne lagta andar jhankane k liye jagah
Kismat se bathroom aur toilet k beech roshandan bna hua tha chhota sa
Ramu jaldi se deewaron ka sahara lekar roshandan tak pahunch jata hai aur andar dekhte hi uski aankhe chamak uthti hain
Andar ek aurat hi thi jo petticoat aur blouse me khadi thi chehra doosri taraf tha
Fir us aurat ne apna blouse khola neeche kali bra thi fir wo apna petticoat utarti hai uski mast gori chikni taange aur kaali penty me band gol matol gaand dekhkar ramu ki halak khushk ho jati hai
Fir wo aurat apne hath piche kar k apni bra kholkar utar deti hai magar abhi tak wo palti nhi thi isliye uske doodh nazar nhi aa rhe the
Fir wo aurat apne baal khol leti hai kaale ghane lambe reshmi baal khul kar peeth par aa jate hain
Gori doodh si safed peeth par kaale syah baal dekhkar ramu mast hokar ek hath se land maslne laga tha fir wo aurat apne badan par paani dalne lagti hai aur fir sabun se apne badan ko malne lagti hai
Sabun lagane k bad wo fir se pani daal kar sabun utarti hai aur fir badan ponchhne k liye tauliya uthane k liye jaise hi ghumti hai to ramu k muh se aah nikal jati hai
Ramu: aaahh kya mast gadraya jism hai ye to bua se bhi mast dikhti hai isko to kaise bhi pelna padega
Bathroom me nahane wali wo aurat gauri thi jo sabse pehle uthti aur nahati thi ramu uske gadraye jism ko dekhkar khud ko rok nhi pata aur jaldi se muth marne lagta hai
Jaise hi uska pani niklta hai wo khud ko sambhal nhi pata aur neeche gir jata hai
Tabhi toilet k darwaze ko koi khat khatata hai, ramu awaz sunkar jaldi se apni halat theek karta hai aur darwaza kholkar bahar niklta hai
Samne deepika khadi thi ramu jaldi se nazar bachakar apne kamre ko nikal jata hai
Deepika ko ramu ki harkat dekhkar atpata sa lagta hai aur wo toilet me ghus jati hai
Toilet me baithe baithe deepika ki nazar deewaro par lage nishan par padti hai to uske dimag me bat ati hai
Deepika: ye nishan yahan kaise aise lagta hai kisi k jooton se bane hain aur taze lag rhe hain tabhi samne ki roshandan wali deewar par uski nazar jati hai lagta hai roshandan se andar jhankne ki koshish ki gyi hai fir roshandan se neeche dekhte hue use pani k chheente nazar ate hain jab wo gaur se dekhti hai to use samajh ati hai k ye pani nhi veerya hai
Deepika: hmmm iska matlab andar jhank kar kisi ne apna pani nikala hai
Magar abhi to yahan ramu tha to iska matlab k ramu andar jhank kar muth mar rha tha
Ye to bada ghatiya ladka lagta hai, ispar nazar rakhni hogi
Deepika toilet se nikalti hai to use gauri angan me jati hui dikhti hai usko dekhkar lagta hai k wo abhi nahayi hai
Deepika: to ramu badi didi ko dekh rha tha, chhee!! Iska ilaj karna padega magar agar kisi ko bataya to kamini didi samjhegi k maine unki bezati ki hai aur ramu k khilaf waise bhi bina saboot wo kuch manengi nhi
Deepika khud ko theek kar k nha kar apne kamo me lag jati hai
Kamini deepika k bad nha kar tyar ho kar ramu ko jagane jati hai
Ramu to pehle hi jag rha tha aur is ghar me maujud aurton ko chodne ki planning kar rha tha tabhi use awaz sunkar pta chal jata hai k bua use jagane aa rhi hai to jaldi se wo sone ki acting karne lagta hai
Kamini ramu ko jagati hai to ramu uthkar kamini ko gale laga leta hai aur uske jism ko mehsus karne lagta hai
Kamini: chal ab chhod aur jaldi nha dhokar tyar ho ja, kya roz roz bachon ki tarah gale lag jata hai
Ramu: main ta apka bacha hi hun na bua waise bhi apko subah gale lga kar din acha nikalta hai
Kamini use tyar hone ka bolkar chali jati hai aur ramu bhi tyar hokar nashta karne pahunch jata hai
Rasoi me gauri kamini aur deepika teeno maujud thi
Ramu pas baitha teeno ko taadne lgta hai
Deepika ko ramu par shak to ho hi gya tha is liye wo chori chori ramu ko dekhti hai aur ramu ko kamini ki gaand ko tadte hue dekh leti hai
Ramu ki nazar kabhi kamini ki gaand kabhi gauri ki gaand kabhi deepika ki gaand ko scan kar rhi thi
Deepika bhi anjan bankar uski harkate note kar rhi thi
Amit bhi tyar ho kar nashta karne aa jata hai aur fir school nikal jata hai
Ramu kamini k kamre me kuch der usse chipdi chupdi baten karta hai aur bahane se uske jism ko touch karne ki koshish karta rehta hai
Kamini: ramu ek kam kar mere sath aa store se thoda saman nikalna hai
Ramu kamini k sath store me jata hai kamini use upar shelf se bartan utarne ko kehti hai, shelf thodi unchi thi
Ramu: bua itni upar to mera hath nhi pahunchega
Kamini: ja bahar se stool le aa
Ramu: are itni se bat k liye stool kya karna main apko uthata hun aap kheench lena
Kamini: rehne de kahin gir gye to chot lag jayegi
Ramu: are bua kaisi bat karti ho apne bete par itna bhi yakeen nhi
Ramu jan chuka tha kamini beta aur maa shabd sunkar kisi bat se inkar nhi karti
Kamini man jati hai aur ramu kamini ko piche se pakad kar utha deta hai
Kamini ki gaand ramu k chehre k paas thi ramu uski gaand me naak ghuskara sunghne lagta hai
Kamini bartan kheench leti hai aur ramu ko neeche utarne ko kehti hai
Ramu kamini ko neeche itarne k bahane dheere dheere use niche utarta hai aur uske jism par apne hath firata hua baglon se kamini k doodh ko halka sa dba deta hai
Kamini k jism ko jhataka sa lagta hai magar wo is bat ko ignore kar deti hai
Itni c harkat se hi ramu ka land akad kar khada ho gya tha
Ramu kamini k sath jab store se bahar ata hai to deepika uski pent me bane tent ko dekh leti hai
Isi tarh dopehar ho jati hai aur ramu school ki chhutti k samay school k pas pahunch jata hai magar aaj wo gate k samne khada nhi hota
Aaj wo us gali me aage ja kar khada ho jata hai jis taraf usne kal manjari ko jate dekha tha
Thodi der me manjari ati hui nazar ati hai to ramu jaldi se uske kareeb pahunch jata hai
Ramu: hi manjari kaisi ho? Mera nam hai ramesh prasad pyar se mujhe ramu kehte hain tum bhi mujhe ramu keh sakti ho
Manjari ramu dwara aise roke jane se ghabra jati hai aur muh se apna nam sunkar chonk jati hai
Ramu: daro mat main tumse dosti karna chahta hun jab se tumhe dekha hai bas ankhon k samne tumhara hi chehra rehta hai har pal
Main shehar ka rehne wala hun tumhe shehar ghumaunga tumhe picture dikhaunga
Ramu sochta hain manjari gaon ki hai aur shehar ka sunkar usse pat jayegi
Manjari: dekhiye aap nera rasta chhodiye warna main shor macha dungi
Ramu aage badkar manjari ka hath pakad leta hai
Ramu: are tum to naraz ho gyi main koi bura ladka nhi hun main to Amit ka bada bhai hun jo tumhare school me padta hai
Amit ka nam sunkar manjari shor nhi machati kyunki bat unki family ki izzat par aa sakti thi magar ramu badtameezi par utar aya tha is liye wo ramu ko dhakka dekar bhaag jati hai
Ramu hath malta hua gusse me wahan se nikal jata hai aur ghar chala ata hai
Khana khane k bad Amit ramu ko kheto me chalne ka poochta hai magar ramu bahana bna kar ghar me hi ruk jata hai
Jab sab apne kamro me aram karne chale jate hain to ramu fir se kamini k pas chala jata hai
Wo janta tha is samay kamini soti hai
Ramu jab kamre me gya to kamini so rhi thi aaj wo bed par karwat liye so rahi thi aur uski sadi ka pallu sine se hat gya tha jiske karan uske doodh aadhe blouse se bahar jhank rhe the
Ramu kamini ki chhatian dekhkar land maslne lagta hai magar jaise hi wo age badne lagta hai to table pe rakha gilas uske sath lagne se neeche gir jata hai aur awaz sunkar kamini uth jati hai
Kamine: ramu beta kya hua? Koi kam tha?
Ramu: wo main bas wo main soch rha tha zra bahar ho aaun
Kamini: koi bat nhi beta ja chala ja
Ramu: wo main soch rha tha gaon to sara dekh liya aaj thoda bahar bhi ho ata hun
Kamini: aisa kar apne fufa ka sath chala ja wo tujhe motorcycle se le jayenge
Ramu: kya bua , main koi bacha thoda hun
Main khud chala jaunga aap bas mujhe chabi de dijiye
Kamini: magar motorcycle to ghar par nhi hai
Ramu: are khadi to hai angan me bullet aap chabi do main nikal leta hun bahar
Kamini: are wo to us manhoos ki hai tu rehne de kahin tujhe chot vot lag jayegi
Ramu: bua tu bahut bholi hai are isse bade bade motorcycle main shehar me chalata hun mere sab dosto k pass hain (jhooth)
Kamini: magar
Ramu:koi agar magar nhi kya apne bete ki itni c bat nhi manogi
Kamini: teri bat kaise nhi manungi , tu ruk main didi se motorcycle lekar ati hun
Kamini gauri k pas jati hai chabi lene
Kamini: didi wo ramu zara ghumne jana chahta hai
Gauri: achi bat hai Amit ko boldo use le jayega jahan wo kahega
Kamini: didi ab itni c bat k liye Amit ko ghar bulane ki kya zarurat hai
Ramu to motorcycle chalani janta hai aap use Amit ki motorcycle ki chabi dedijiye wo khud chala jayega
Gauri: kamini tu janti hai na inhone (vijay) kitne chaav se Amit k liye ye motorcycle kharidi hai aur aaj tak uske ilawa kisi ne uski motorcycle ko chalaya tak nhi tu meri behan hai main tujhe inkar to nhi kar sakti magar tu ramu ko bol k Amit ko sath lekar jaye
Kamini: main bol deti hun ramu ko aap chinta mat karo
Gauri beman se use chabi de deti hai aur kamini chabi lejakar ramu ko dedeti hai
Kamini: ramu tu aisa kar pehle khet se us manhoos ko sath leta jana aur ye kuch paise rakhle kaam ayenge
Ramu khush hota hua chabi aur paise lekar bullet bahar nikalta hai
Ramu: aa aaj daudaunga tujhe meri rani kitne din se tujhe dekh rha hun sala aaj tak kabhi chanane ta door kisi ne baithne tak nahi diya tha
Ramu bullet ko kick mar kar nikal jata hai magar wo khet jane ki bajaye gaon se bahar nikal jata hai
Udhar raju Amit ko kheton se bulakar apne sath le jata hai pas k town me use kisi kam se jana tha isliye wo amit k pas aya k chalo amit k sath uski bullet par chalenge
Amit jab ghar ata hai use bullet nhi dikhti use lagta hai shayad baba lekar gye honge is liye wo chhoti mami ko batakar nikal jata hai
Raju apne kisi dost se uski motorcycle mang leta hai aur dono dost chal padte hain
Udhar ramu pehli bar bullet chalane ki khushi me sapeed badata ja rha tha wo ladkiyon ko tadta hua bullet k tashon me shokhian dikha rha tha aise hi ek mod par wo bullet ko sambhal nhi pata aur gir jata hai
Ramu ko girne se chot lag jati hai taang par aur bullet ka bhi nuksan ho jata hai
Ramu ki sari shokhi nikal jati hai aur upar se bullet ka bhar usse uthaya nhi jata aur wo madad k liye chillata hai
Kismat se raju aur Amit bhi usi town me the aur pas se guzar rhe the accident dekh kar dono ruk jate hain jab wo pas ate hain to unhe ramu nazar ata hai
Amit pehle ramu fir apni bullet ko dekhta hai use bullet ki halat dekh kar bahut gussa ata hai magar agle hi pal ramu ki chot ki vajah se wo naram pad jata hai
Amit : bhaiya aap yahan is haal me? Ye sab kaise hua?
Ramu: tadpta hua ) kya bataun yar yar koi piche se thok gya main to yahan bua k kam se aya tha tu ghar par nhi tha bua ne mujhe bhej diya aur dekh meri kya halat ho gyi
Amit: aap chalo pehle patti karwa lo motorcycle main dekhta hun
Raju aur amit ramu ko uthakar dr k pas le jate hain aur uski malham patti karwate hain , uske bad bullet ko Mechanic k pass le jate hain
Mechanic batata hai ki 2/3 din tak theek ho jayega aur unko paise bta deta hai
Bullet ki halat dekh kar Amit ko bada dukh hota hai kitne pyar se use maa baba ne ye di thi aur chhoti mami ne khud uske liye pasand ki thi
Amit ko is bullet se bahut pyar tha magar kya karta kamini mami to pehle usse naraz rehti hain agar is bat k liye wo kuch kahega to bat aur bhi jyada bad sakti hai
Raju aur Amit Ramu ko lekar gahr laut ate hain raju ghar chala jata hai
Ramu Amit se kehta hai wo kisi ko ye na bataye k main wo akela gya tha warna bua naraz hogi, amit bhi hami bhar deta hai
sham hone wali thi abhi ghar par sirf deepika aur kamini hi the, deepika rasoi me thi kam kar rhi thi aur kamini angan me thi
Ramu ladkhadata hua jab andar ata hai to kamini dod kar uske pas jati hai
Kamini: chinta me) ye kya ho gya tujhe mere bete? Ye chot kaise lagi?
Ramu: wo bua hum motorcycle se ja rhe the ek mod par amit se sambhala nhi aur hum gir gye
Kamini ramu k muh se Amit ka nam sunkar gusse me aa jati hai aur kheenchkar ek thappad Amit ko mar deti hai
Kamini: tu kab mera peechha chhodega kyun nhi chala jata meri zindagi se
Pehle meri khushion me aag lagai ab mere bhai k eklaute bete ko marne chala hai
Amit ki aankhon se aansoo behne lagte hain magar muh se ek shabd nhi nikalta
Udhar deepika awaz sunkar rasoi se nikalti hai aur kamini ko Amit k muh par thappad marte dekhti hai to dod kar kamini ko rokti hai aur Amit ko uske kamre me bhej deti hai
Deepika : kya didi aap bar bar uspar hath uthati rehti hain wo bacha nhi hai, akhir hua kya hai?
Kamini: wo manhoos pehle mere piche pada tha dekh aaj mere bete ki kya halat kardi agar ise kuch ho jata to kya jawab deti main apne bhai ko
Deepika: magar ramu to akela gya tha na fir isme Amit ka kaise aap kasoor nikal rhi hain
Kamini : akela nhi gya tha usi manhoos k sath gya tha
Deepika: mujhe achi tarah yad hai ramu k jane k bad Amit raju k sath ghar aya tha wo dono kisi kam se gye the
Ramu: wo wo aa aunty hum sath me hi gye the main Amit ko dekhne khet gya tha wo wahan tha nhi to main wapis aa rha tha raste me mil gya fir hum sath me gye aur sath me aye aap raju se puch lijiye hum ek sath hi aye hain
Kamini: sun liya, aa gya yakeen , main to pehle hi kehti hun wo hai hi manhoos aur tu bhi usse door raha kar kahin meri tarah tere sath bhi wo sab na ho jaye ( bacha mar jaye)
Aur tu (ramu) kaha tha na door rehna usse dekh liya natija chal aa mera beta main tujhe haldi wala doodh deti hun
Kamini ramu ko apne kamre me le jati hai deepika ko ramu ki bat hazam nhi hoti upar se jo kamini ne kiya uspar use bahut gussa ata hai
Magar use abhi amit ki tension thi uske dil par kya beet rhi hogi
Deepika jaldi se Amit k pass jati hai jahan Amit bed par baitha aansoo baha rha tha
Deepika jate hi Amit ko gale lga leti hai aur uske aansoo ponchhte hue use chup karwane lagti hai uski ankho par kiss karti hai
Deepika: chup ho ja Amit chup ho ja mujhe sari bat bta ye sab kaise hua
Amit deepika ko sari bat batata hai
Sari bat sunne k bad deepika kehti hai
Deepika: to tune us waqt bola kyun nhi k ramu akela gya tha
Amit : mami ne poocha na suna main kya bolta
Deepika: pta nhi kyu kamini didi samjhti nhi kab tak purani baton ko dil se lagaye rakhengi
Aur wo ramu, lagta hai bada awwal darje ka kamina hai iska dhyan rakhna padega
Aur teri bullet kidhar hai ? wo to theek hai na?
Amit : nhi mami ji wo uska nuksan ho gya hai mechanic k pass chhod kar aya hun 3 din bad milegi
Deepika: is ramu ko keede pade kitne pyar se bade bhaiya aur didi ne tere liye li thi maine kabhi kamlesh ko teri bullet nhi chalane di aur na kabhi ajay bhaiya na vijay bhaiya ne chalayi, akhir badi didi ne us kalmuhe ko chabi di hi kyun
Deepika Amit ko chup karwati hai aur use thodi der kiss wagerah dekar uska mood thoda theek karti hai
Gauri pados se jab ghar ati hai to kamini use batati hai k Amit ne Ramu ko motorcycle se gira kar ghayal kar diya hai
Kamini: didi aap ne Amit ko jyada dheel de rakhi hai dekho kya halat kar di bhagwan na kare agar ramu ko kuch ho jata to kya jawab deti main bhaiya ko ramu unka eklauta beta hai pehle mujhse mera bacha chheen liya ab mere bhai k chirag ko bujha dega
Use kyun lekar di hai motorcycle jab wo chalana hi nhi janta
Gauri kamini ki jali kati baton ko sunkar man hi man bahut dukhi hoti hai magar kuch kehti nhi aur ramu ka halchal puch kar Amit k pas jati hai jahan deepika bhi baithi hui thi
Gauri: ye tune kya kiya tujhe pata nhi ramu hamara mehman hai aur tune kya haal kar diya uska aaj k bad tu hath bhi nhi lagayega motorcycle ko
Gauri ko naraz dekhkar deepika kuch bolne ko hoti hai magar amit use bolne nhi deta
Amit: mujhse galti ho gyi maa ye sab achanak ho gya tha, aap jo kahengi main wohi karunga
Deepika Amit ka chehra dekhne lagti hai akhir usne sach kyun nhi bataya
Gauri pehle kamini ki baton se dukhi thi aur ab amit par gussa nikal kar wo aur bhi dukhi ho jati hai aur jaldi se apne kamre me chali jati hai
Deepika: akhir kar kya rhe ho tum? Kyun nhi bta dete sach
Amit: kya aap chahti hain ghar me bakheda khada ho jaye? Agar maa ko main sach bta deta to wo ramu k jhooth bolne par ramu aur kamini mami ko kya kuch nhi kehti? Aur fir kamini mami mujhse aur nafrat karne lagti
Jo ho gya use bhool jaiye chaliye aap khana banaiye mama bhi ate honge
Vijay ajay aur kamlesh jab ghar ate hain to unhe aaj k masle ka pta chalta hai vijay Amit se naraz hota hai magar ajay aur kamlesh kuch nhi kehte
Balki ajay hairan tha k amit to raju k sath gya tha
Jab wo ye bat puchta hai to kamini wohi batati hai jo ramu ne deepika se kaha tha
Khana kha kar sab apne kamro me chale jate hain
Amit gauri k pass ja kar use manata hai to gauri bhi jyada der naraz nhi reh pati aur amit ko gale laga leti hai
Vijay bhi narzgi chhod deta hai
Wahin ramu kamre me bed par leta soch rha
Ramu: sala choot k chakkar me kya kya nhi karna padta aaj to apni bhi gaand fatt gyi , pata nhi sala ye amit kaise sambhalta hai itni bhari bike ko meri to taang hi toot jati, chalo ye acha hua sari bat us chutiye k sir par aa gyi warna bike ka jo nuksan hua hai uske badle mujhe yahan se jana padta aur is ghar ki mast gadrayi hui teeno ghodian mere hath se nikal jati
Aaj se bahar ghumna band ab jaldi se ye chot theek ho fir apna formula lagata hun aur teeno ghodion ki sawari karta hun
Kya mast gadrayi hui hai ye gauri bhi sala land bar bar khada ho jata hai jab uske nange jism ko yad karta hun
Mujhe jo chahiye tha ab to wo mil hi gya hai ab mauka dekh kar bas pelna hi hai teeno ko
Ab teeno meri rakhail banengi aur kisi ko pata bhi nhi chalega hihihihi