- 211
- 496
- 63
UPDATE 83
( RONIT MEET MANTRI )
( RONIT MEET MANTRI )
Permesh :- ho na ho koi hai jo uski madad kr raha hai warna jiske khane ke lale ho woo car mai ghumme
Raghuveer:- haan yeh baat toh maine bhi notice nahi ki
Permesh :- ab mai dekhta hu ki kon hai yeh jo urvi ko bacha raha hai
Raghuveer :- lekin tum krne kya wale ho
Permesh :- woo toh dekhne ke baad he pata chalega
( iske baad woo dono apne apne room mai sone chale gaye )
Ab aage
( next day jab ronit so kr utha tab uske phone per call aa raha tha aur yeh call tha samrat ka kyu kyu ki verdhan ne charge le liye tha yani usse pata chal gaya tha ki yaha per kitne agent ya under cover hai kyuki bhumika aur samrat ko pichle commisnor mai appoint kiya tha na ki central govt ne issi liye verdhan ne aate he sab ko wapas aane ka faman jari kr diya jiski wajeh se bhumika aur samrat kaafi pareshan ho gaye issi liye unhone ronit ko call kr diya )
Ronit :- haan bolo kya hua kyu pareshan ho rahe ho
Samrat :- ( puri baat bata deta hai )
Ronit :- toh ismai itna pershan hone ki kya jarurat hai woo tumhe dekhna he toh chahata hai woo bhi private taki aabhi tak ke tumhare kam ka ke baare mai jaan sake toh iss mai itna pareshan hone ki kya jarurat hai
Samrat :- lekin
Ronit :- tension mat lo aaram se waha jao kuch hua bhi toh mai hu
Samrat :- thik hai
Ronit :- chal bye
Samrat :- aaj collage aaoge kya
Ronit :- nahi aaj meri mantri ke sath meating hai
Samrat :- meating hai lekin kyu
Ronit :- kyuki kaafi din se maine kiss ki aakho mai dar nahi dekha hai issi liye aaj kissi ko darana hai
Samrat :- tum kya aaj mantri ke pass apni fauj le kr ja rahe ho usse darne ke liye
Ronit :- ha ha ha ha ha usse darna hai uski phadni nahi hai
Samrat :- matlab
Ronit :- akela jar aha hu nihata
Samrat :- bina hatiyar se tum usse daraoge kesse
Ronit :- hathiyaro mai sabse khatarnak hatiyar hai tumhara attitude
Samrat :- ( thodi der rukne ke baad ) mujhe abhi bhi kuch samjh mai nahi aaya
Ronit :- ( toh soun )
Samrat :- ismai toh risk hai
Ronit :- risk hai toh ishq hai
Samrat :- samrat scam 1992 harshit meheta dialog
Ronit :- correct
Samrat :- 50 bar se upper soun chukka hu
Ronit :- chal bakwas band kr phone rakh wese bhi mai aaj late hu aur mujhe office bhi jana hai
Samrat :- ok bhai
( iske baad woo cut krke washroom mai chala jata hai wahi jab woo niche nasta krne jata hai tab woo mahi aur baki sab se milta hai )
Ronit :- kam kaha tha pahucha hai
Mahi :- bhai almost 40 % ho chukka hai baki ka bhi jald he ho jayege
Ronit :- good acha aaj se 20 ya 22 din ke baad ho sakta hai ki sakti ko dusra strock dena pade
( yeh sounne ke baad prakash aur ravi ke muh ka niwala muh mai ruk gaya tha lene mahi ki aakhe bahar aane ko ho gayi thi )
Ronit :- kya esse ghur rahe ho maine phele he kaha tha ki yaha per tum mujhe se jada sawal nahi kr sakte jo kaha ja raha hai woo krro samjhe ab taiyari krro kyuki yeh wala pichele wale se jada tagda hoga
Mahi :- lekin woo bachi hai
Ronit :- maine kaha na yaha koi behes nahi
Mahi :- aur jo tum kr rahe ho uske sath woo
Ronit :- mujhe abhi koi bat nahi krni hai wese bhi sab yahi hai agar kissi ne kuch soun liya toh panga ho sakta hai issi liye apna muh band rakho
Mahi :- bhad mai jao tum
( itna bol kr woo uth gayi aur waha se bina khana khaye chali gayi uske jane ke baad prakash bhi uske piche chala gaya wahi ravi )
Ravi :- bhai mahi ki baat ka bura mat manna aur rahi us baat ki toh mai sab taiyari kr duga
Ronit :- ( bina kissi bhav ke ) thik hai ab tum bhi uske pass jao
Ravi :- thik hai bhi mai bhi ja raha hu
(iske baad ronit luch kr kr waha se office ke liye chala gaya jaha per ghuste he woo urvi ke cabin mai chala gaya jo ki apne locket ko ( jo ronit ne kal diya tha ) uss pakad kr kissi geheri soch mai ghum thi aur woo iss kadar ghum thi ki uska diyan apne cabin mai aaye hue ronit per bhi nahi gaya aur woo kiske gayal mai ghum thi mujhe nahi lagta hai ki mujhe yeh batana bhi chahiye )
Ronit :- urvi madad kya haal chal
Urvi :- no response
Ronit :- urvi
Urvi :- no response
( iss bar ronit urvi ke kaan ke pass ja kr ek chutki bajata hai aur isse urvi ka diyan bhang hota hai )
Urvi :- ( hadbadate hue ) tum yaha kesse
Ronit :- mai yaha apne pair se aur kesse lekin aap kiske gayal lo mai ghum ho ki jab hum yaha aaye toh bhi aap ko hosh nahi aaya
Urvi :- bus esse he
Ronit :- bus esse he ya ko pyar vyar ka chakar hai kon hai woo khush nasib
( yeh sounne ke baad urvi ke chehere per smile toh aa jati hai )
Urvi :- kuch nahi woo ghar per hue incident kr bare ai soch rahi thi
Ronit :- acha aur mujhe laga ki kher chhodo
Urvi :- lekin tum yaha aaj shuba kesse matlab aaj toh collage tha na tumhara
Ronit :- haan woo toh roj he hota hai
Urvi :- toh yaha
ronit :- lekin mann bhi toh hona chahiye
Urvi :- acha
Ronit :- toh madad mai yeh bol raha tha ki jo hummara project th usse related sari file le kar kya aap mere cabin mai aa jayegi hum wahi per beth kr discuss kr lege kyu kyu ki ab aap ko mere aur neha di dono ke sath kam krna hai
Urvi :- thik hai ami abhi 30 minute ke baad aati hu kyu ki mujhe abho neha madad ko bhi kuch file aur unka aaj ka sedule batana hai
Ronit :- okk chalo mai chal apne cabin mai
Urvi :- mai bhi chalti hu
( iske baad ronit aur urvi dono apne cabin se bahar nikal rahe the tabhi parmesh samne se jarte hue urvi ko ghur raha hota hai aur uske dekhne ke tarika ronit ko kaafi aajib lagta hai lekin ronit ko pata tha ki woo toh hai he kamina issi liye woo usse ignore deta hai aur urvi se )
Ronit :- urvi :- mai kya bol raha tha jab tum aao toh mere liye aur apne liye bhi coffee le aana
Urvi :- ok iske baad woo apne cabin mai chala gaya jaha per pehele se he naina thi aur ronit ka liye kuch file le kr khadi hui thi
Ronit :- good morning naina
Naina :- good morning rohan
( yeh bolte hue naina ka chehera kaafi utra hua tha )
Ronit :- kya hua yeh cehera kyu utra hua hai tumhara
Naina :- kuch nahi woo esse he
Ronit :- tum tension mat lo tumhare dad sahi ho jayege toh bahut problem he toh chal rahi haii woo davai se sahi ho jayegi
( naina jo phele se he kaafi udas thi ronit ki baat sounne ke baad woo rone lagi jiske baad ronit ne usse hug kiya aur usse chup krrane laga kaafi der rone ke baad uska mann halka hua aur ronit ne naina ko samjha bhuja kr raghuveer ke cabin mai bhej diya )
Ronit :- ( mann mai ) maaf krna naina lekin jisne jo boya hai woo usse issi janam mai kaatna hoga its call karma and karma is bitch woo kissi ko nahi chodta hai
( iske baad ronit apne kam mai lag gaya jiske baad urvi bhi aayi aur 11 : 30 per ronit waha se nikal kr mantri ke ghar ke pass pahuch gaya jaha per bahar se le kr ander tak sabhi jagah gard the aur har ek ke pass guns thi )
( jesse he ronit bike se utra woo sidhe gard ke pass gaya aur usne usse kaha ki “ mujhe mantri ji se milna hai” jiske baad us gate keeper gard ne ander call kiya lekin mantri ne kissi se bhi milne se mana kr diya ronit jaanta tha ki esse kuch hoga issi liye usne turant gard ko bola ki “mantri ji se kaho ki verma niwas se rohon verma aaya hai jisne kuch din pehele tumhare aadmiyo ko kutto ko taraha mara tha” aur jab yeh baad us gard ne ander batayi toh martri ne usse gher kar ander lane ke liye kaha aur yeh sounne ke baad ronit ke chehere per ek badi si smile aa gayi aur woo ander jane laga jesse je woo mantri ke gate per pahucha tabhi )
Ronit : - “ naam hummara soun kr lagta hai mijaj bigad gaya lagta hai tumhara” “chehere per aaya yeh pasina aur aakha ka yeh gusse lagta hai pasand nahi aaya tum aana hummara” “ khir chhodo ab yeh batao shuwagat nahi krroge hummara”
( aur ronit waha jane ke baad jor jor se hasne laga aur usse hasta hua dekh kr mantir ko samjh nahi aa raha tha ki yeh kessa banda hai jo ki guns se charo taraf se ghira hua hai aur phir bhi yaha per shayari kr raha hai)
Ronit :- kamal baat hai ghar aaye meheman se naa chai na coffee puchna toh dur ki baat tumne toh beth ne ke liye bhi nahi pucha khir chhod mai khud he le leta hu
( aur ronit waha se waha per jo bar wala corner tha waha chala gaya hala ki gards usse rokne wale the lekin mantri ne unhe rok diya aur ronit waha se ek gilas usne do ice cube dala aur uske ander usne drink daal di aur usse ghumane laga taki ice cube se drink se jaldi thandi ho jaye )
Ronit :- pata hai mantri ji drink with rocks ka kya fayeda hota hai ismai phele ship sabse strong hota hai aur uske baad dhere dhere woo halaka hone lagta hai ( hala ki iss baat ko koi sens nahi tha lekin ronit shirf mantri ke dimag se khelne ki koshis kr raha tha aur usse yeh dikha raha tha ki woo uske ghar mai ghusne ke baad woo jo mann mai aaye woo kr sakta tha jisse woo usse yeh bata raha tha ki usse uska bilkul bhi nahi hai aur woo drink le kr sidhe mantri ke samne ja kr beth gaya aur apne pairo ko mantri ke muh ke samne kr diya jisse dekh kr mantri ke gusse mai laal pila ho gaya lekin woo abhi kuch nahi kr na chahata tha issi liye )
Mantri :- ladke mai teri himmat ki daat dete hu ki mere he ghar mai ghus kr mere he samne mere he baar se drink le kr mere he samne joote kr kr betha hai
( yeh sounne ke baad ronit ke moh se woo drink nikal gayi )
Ronit :- ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr abe sach mai kya chutiya film dialog maara hai kitni filme dekhta hai be mantri
Mantri :- apni jaban samhal kr baat kr
Ronit :- ab yaar ek jhoote saaf krne wale chal iss chhod kissi ko kissi ke kam se liye nahi bolna chahiye lekin kissi dalle ko mai ijjat nahi de sakta hu
Mantri :- jaban samhal kr baar kr tujhe pata nahi hai tu ki ke samne betha hai log mujhe sher kehe the hai samjha iss seher ka main raja hu
Ronit :- sher acha ek baar bata ki teri maa jungle gayi ti ki sher ghar per aaya tha
( ronit ki baat mantri ke upper se nikal gayi usse samjh nahi aaya ki woo kya bol rahahai lekin jab usse samjh mai aaya ki woo uski maa ke bare mai bol raha hai toh woo uth kr uske ronit ke pass aa gaya aur uski collar pakad ne laga )
Mantri :- tujhe pata nahi hai tu kaha per hai agar mai chahu toh abhi issi waqt tujhe maar kr dafna sakata hu aur kissi ko pata bhi nahi chalega
( is condition mai bhi roni ke cehere per hasi thi )
Ronit : - kamal krte ho mantri ji abhi tak itna bhi nahi samjhe ki mai yaha per itna aram se betha hu aur tere samne yeh sab kr raha jab tere gard ki guns mere sar par hai aur meri bilkul bhi nahi phat rahi hai soch kyu soch
( yeh sounne ke baad mantri thoda tanda pa gaya aur apne aadmiyo ko dekh kr )
Mantri :- tumne iski ache se talashi li thi na
Ronit :- arre mantri ji is mai in becharo ki kya galti hai inhone toh apna kam bade aaram se aur ache se kiya hai lekin kya hai na mera ek dosh bahar betha hua hai aur meri body mai ek micro phone hai jismai meri aur aap ki yaha hui har baat record ho rahi hai aur woo press ka aadmi hai aur mere yaha aane se yaha se jane tak woo video record kr raha hai agar maine agle 15 minute mai bahar nahi gaya toh woo yeh recording press mai de dega aur uske baad aap ki khusi khatre mai pad sakti hai
( yeh sounne ke baad matri ki phat ke char ho gayi kyu ki ronit ki baat aur uske attitude se mantri ko ye lag raha tha ki woo ek dum sahi bol raha hai aur usne apne aadmi ko bahar jane ka ishara ki lekin ronit )
Ronit :- koi fayeda nahi hai kyu woo tumhe millega he nahi aur rahi recording aur video recordi uski toh woo humne phele he chupa di hai toh koi faiyeda nahi hai
Mantri :- kya chahata hai aur kyu aaya hai
Ronit :- yeh bhi batana padega arre haan yaad aaya tut oh jutte polish krne wala hai toh soun jis jamin kr liye tu meri family ko pareshan kr raha hai uske bare mai sochna band kr de dusri baat apne aadmi ko bol de ki collage ke aas pass bhi na jaye warna agali baar mai yaha aaya toh diyan rak tere se sabse pehele mai apne jhoote polish krwauga aur uske baad sochuga kit era kya krna hai aur apne in chamcho ko bol ki apne yeh khilone niche kr le kyuki yeh abhi inke kissi kam ke nahi hai
Mantri :- tujhe pata nahi hai ki tu kisse panga le raha hai
Ronit :- phir faltu ki dialog baji abe mai tere ghar mai bina kissi hatiyar ke ghus kr tujhe dhamki de raha hu iss baat se samjh ja ki meri power kiya hogi faltu main eta banne ki kya jaurat ohh mai toh bhul he gaya ki tu toh neta phele se he hai bye the way jo maine kaha hai usper diyan dena warna anjam acha nahi hoga
Mantri :- acha kya kr lega tu wese bhi jo aaj hua uske base per tu apne aap ko toh bacha lega lekin mere kuch nahi bigad payega
Ronit :- ( smile ke sathi ) sachi toh ke bar aur try kr liya chal bye
( aur itna bol kr woo waha se jane laga lekin jab usne table per rakha hua apna gilas dekha toh usse utha kr khatam kiya aur bina kissi ki taraf dekhe woo waha se chala gaya aur uske kuch dere baad )
Mantri :- tum sab yaha kya khade ho aaj se iske piche lag jao aur mere aane se phele isse aur iske pariwar ko khatam kr do samjhe
Aawaj :- kissi ko kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai
Mantri :- kya hua beti
( mantri ki beti taniya intro aur nature pehele he de chukka hu bus naam bata raha hu )
Taniya :- dad woo ladka aap ki soch se bhi jada dimag wala hai
Mantri :- matlab kya hai
Taniya :- matlab saaf hai dad woo ladka kissi ke sath nahi aaya tha woo akele he aaya tha kyu ki jab mai ghar wapas aa rahi thi toh woo mere aage he chal raha tha aur usne apni gadi mere he samne ghar ke bahar lagayi thi aur uske ander aane se bhar jane tak mai sab kuch souna aur apne aadmi ko bhi ghar ke bahar bhej diya even cctv bhi check kiya lekin jessa usne bola tha woo essa kuch nahi tha yani woo aap sab ko bewakuf bana kr yaha se chala gaya
Mantri :- toh tune mujhe pehele kyu nahi bataya mai usse yahi maar dete
Taniya :- dad aap uska baal bhi nahi ukhad sakte the kyu ki uski aakhone dar dur dur tak nahi tha yani ya toh woo yaha se achi tarah se wakif tha ya phir woo yaha yaha kya krne aaya tha usse aur yaha ke katre se kesse nipane wala tha iske bare mai pehele he soch kr aaya tha
Mantri :- lekin mai usse mar sakta tha
Taniya :- aap bhul rahe hai us aakele ne aapke aadmi ki kya halat kit hi
Mantri :- iss liye toh mai yeh
( taniya apne baap ko bich mai rokkar )
Taniya :- dad aap uski chinta mat lo usse mai dekh lugi aap bus janne ki taiyari krro
( iske baad martri waha se jane laga tabhi taniya apne baap se ronit ka naam puchti hai )
Mantri :- rohan verma
( aur mantri waha se chala jata hai )
Taniya :- rohan verma ab aayega maja
( iske baad taniya ke chehere per ek smile aa jati hai wahi ronit waha se sidhe ghar ki taraf chala jata hai jab woo ghar pahuchta hai toh woo dekhta hai ki waha per hall mai ansh kaan pakad kr sit up kr raha tha aur uske samne chachi mumma aur neha sakshi megha the jo ki usse dekh kr has rahe the aur woo bechara unse maafi mang raha tha )
Ansh :- di please maaf kr do aage se essi galti kabhi nahi krruga
Neha :- 51 52 chal abhi 100 nahi hue continue kr usse pehele nahi rukna hia )
Ansh :- didi pairo mai dard ho raha hai
Neha :- woo tujhe sakshi ko pareshan krne se pehel sochna chahiye tha
Ansh :- didi maine baad mai mafi bhi toh mangi thi
Neha :- acha phele galti kr phir maafi mang le yeh sahi hai chai ab punishment puri kr
(ansh thodi chalaki se aadhe se uthne lagta hai )
Sakshi :- didi dekho ansh aadhe se utha
Neha :- chal beta shuru ho ja shuru se
Ansh :- kya nahi please
Neha :- toh sahi se kr bina muh khole
(ansh bechara marta kya na krta muh band kiye uthak betha kr ne mai laga raha aur sab uski halat kr has rahe the )
Ronit :- koi mujhe batayega ki kya ho raha hai yaha per
( abhi sakshi ne yeh bolne ke liye muh khola he tha ki megha bol uthi yeh pheli baar tha jab megha ronit se sidhi taraf baat kr rahi thi )
Megha :- woo kya hua aaj ansh ka netfilx ka membership plan khatam ho gaya aur aaj he koi nayi web series aayi thi toh woo iske liye sakshi ke pass gaya kyu ki mera phone lag nahi raha tha aur neha de ko yeh office time mai distrbe nahi krna chahata tha aur recharge sham ko he ho sakta hai tha issi liye yeh sakshi se uska member se ka id aur password lene chala gaya lekin bechara password toh mila nahi badle mai yeh saja mil gayi
Ronit :- hua kya
Sakshi :- mere pass aaya tha aur mai movie dekh rahi thi toh maine mana kr diya jiske baad iski aur meri ladai ho gayi
Ansh :- usse ladai nahi kehete bus tu he mujhe souna rahi thi mai soun raha toh yeh ladai nahi thi
Neha :- tu phir bola
Ronit :- uske baad kya hua
Sakshi :- toh isne ja kr wifi ki power cabal nikal di aur mujhe chidane laga jisse mujhe gussa aa gaya aur
Ronit :- aur kya
sakshi :- aur maine rona shuru kr diya aur phi neha di ko phone kr diya phir neha di ne aakr iski class shuru kr di
(yeh bol kr sakshi hasne lag gayi )
Ronit :- pagal itni se baat per yeh sab aur ro gayi
( is per woo kuch boli toh nahi lekin woo kuch ajeeb se najar se kabhi ansh ko toh kabhi ronit ko dekhne lagi jo baat ronitk o hajam nahi hui phir jesse tese ansh ki pahush ment khatam hui aur woo ja kr sofe per beth gaya aur uske baad )
Neha :- soun jab tera aaram ho jaye toh mere room mai aa jayiyo mai tera ek saal ka recharge kr dugi chal sakshi
(iske baad woo sab waha se chale gaya ronit bas un sab ko jate hue dekhta raha lekin woo aaj ki sakshi ke dekhne ke tarike ko samjh nahi pa raha tha uske dekhne se essa lag raha tha ki woo aaj apne aap ko kaafi lachar kamjor mehesus samjh rahi thi lekin yeh kiss baat ka tha woo ronit ko sochne per majbur kr raha tha )
( sab ke jane ke baad ronit ansh ke pass chala gaya )
Ronit :- toh bhai maja aa gaya tujhe
Ansh :- khak maja aaya socha tha aaj beth ka puri web series dekhuga lekin sakshi ne watt laga di yeh ladki bhi ne choti se choti baat pakad kr beth jati hai aur jab tak uska badla na le tab tak chup nahi bethti hai
Ronit :- matlab
Ansh :- ek din isne mujhse ice cream magwai thi mai lana bhul gaya aur us waqt toh kuch nahi kaha lekin aaj password dene se mana kr diya
Ronit :- acha chala tera ismai fayeda toh ho gaya ab pure saal ki membership mil rahi hai
Ansh:- haan woo toh hai pata hai sakshi ki har jarurat ka neha di bahut khayal rakhti hai ever uske phone ka recharge aur xyz sab kuch usse kabhi kuch bolne ki jarurat nahi padti hai yaha tak ki agar uska recharge khatam hone wala bhi hoga toh woo apne aap he recharge kr deti hai lekin mujhe bol kr recharge krrana padta hai
Ronit :- bura lagta hai tujhe sakshi ko milne wale special treatment se
Ansh :- nahi mujhe toh bahut khushi hoti hai even jab woo mujhe pereshan krti hai tab bhi aur uki wajeh se jab mujhe saja milti hai tabhi magar ( itna bol kr woo rone lag jata hai )
Ronit :- arre tujhe kya hua ro kyu raha hai
Ansh :- bhagwaan ne uske sath essa kyu kiya bhaiya usse essi bimari kyu di
( yeh sounne ke baad ronit ki aakho mai bhi thode se anshu aa jate hai lekin woo apne anshu poch kr ansh ko chup krta hai )
Ronit :- dekh bhai sakshi ko kuch nahi hoga mai hu na aur dekhna woo hummare sath he rahegi
Ansh:- yeh aap mere dil rakhne ke liye bol rahe ho
Ronit :- abhi kuch din phele docter ne kaha tha na ki woo sahi ho sakti hai
Ansh:- lekin
Ronit :- lekin wekin kuch nahi chal ja neha di se recharge krra kr web series dekh aur maje kr
( tabhi piche se sakshi aa gayi )
Sakshi :- oye ansh soun
Ansh:- kya hai
Sakshi :- teri aawaj ko kya hua
Ansh :- kuch nahi hua kya kam hai
Sakshi :- kon se web series aayi hai nayi
( yeh sounne ke baad mere aur ansh ke chehere per phir se muskan aa gayi jiske baad ansh ne sakshi ko uska naam bata diya aur uske baad woo dono waha se chale gaye aur ronit bhi waha se chala gaya jiske baad kuch khas nahi hua )
NOTE :-next update will be come soon