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Patiala Peg aur Parda: Ek Shauhar Ki Kahani
Pehla Hissa: Ghar Ka Maahaul
Ahmed ka ghar Patiala ke ek purane mohalle mein tha—tang galiyaan aur chhota sa aangan. Do bacchon ki awaazein kitchen se aati thi, jahan Shabana unke liye nashta tayyar karti. Shabana ek shareef aur chup-chaap aurat thi—dupatta pehenti, nazrein jhukaye rakhti, aur ghar ke kaam mein lagi rehti. Uski saadi si shakal aur bhara hua jism dhyan kheenchta tha, lekin woh isse anjaan thi. Jab woh chalti, toh saree mein lapeti gaand aisi matakti ki mohalle ke mard apne aap ko rok na paate. Ahmed yeh sab notice karta, aur dil hi dil mein usse ek ajeeb sa maza aata tha.
Ahmed ek multinational company mein accountant tha. 38 saal ka tha, lekin pait nikalne ki wajah se 45 ka lagta. Uska chhota sa lun ab pehle jaisa sakht nahi hota tha—do minute mein jhad jata, aur Shabana ke saath waqt guzarna uske liye ek farz sa ban gaya tha. Lekin uski dilchaspian alag thi. Raat ko jab ghar wale so jaate, woh phone pe cuckold porn dekhta—videos jahan shauhar apni biwi ko doosron ke saath dekhte aur maze lete. Yeh soch uske dil-o-dimag mein ghar kar gayi thi.
Ghar mein Ahmed ki chhoti behen, Sana, bhi rehti thi. 25 saal ki Sana bhi Shabana jaisi shareef thi—sharmaati, chup-chaap, aur apne kaam se kaam rakhti. Jab Ahmed aur Shabana saath hote, Sana sharam se pani-pani ho jaati aur chupke se apne kamre mein chali jaati. Ahmed ko yeh baat excite karti. Woh sochta, “Kya pata iske dil mein bhi kuch chhupa ho?”
Ek din Ahmed ke dimaag mein nayi chaal aayi. Usne ek nayi SIM li, aur apne aap ko ek larka banker Shabana ko message kiya. “Sorry ji, galti se call ho gaya tha,” usne likha. Shabana ne pehle jawab nahi diya, lekin jab doosra message aaya—“Aapka number kitna unique hai, pata nahi kyun save kar liya”—toh usne likha, “Koi baat nahi, galti ho jaati hai.” Ahmed ke chehre pe muskurahat aa gayi. Yeh shuruaat thi.

Doosra Hissa: Chhoti Chhoti Shaitaaniyaan
Ahmed ke liye har din ek nayi kahani ka pehla panna ban raha tha. Office se wapas aane ke baad woh apne kamre mein darwaza band karta, phone haath mein leta, aur nayi SIM se Shabana ko message karta. “Aapka din kaisa raha, ji?” usne ‘Ravi’ ban kar likha. Shabana kitchen mein thi, aloo parathe bana rahi thi, bacchon ke liye doodh garam karte hue. Usne phone dekha aur thodi jhijhak ke baad likha, “Bas ghar ka kaam, subah bacchon ko tayyar kiya.”
Ahmed ne jawab diya, “Wah, aap toh ghar ka saara bojh uthati hain. Kitne log hain ghar mein waise?” Shabana ne likha, “Main, mere shauhar, do bacche, aur ek nanad.” Ahmed ke dil mein thodi si garmi daud gayi—nanad ka zikr uske dimaag ko Sana ki taraf le gaya, lekin woh ‘Ravi’ tha, toh baat aage badhaya. “Accha, toh aap ghar sambhaalti hain?” Shabana ne likha, “Haan, yahi meri zindagi hai.” Ahmed ne likha, “Aapki awaaz badi pyaari hogi, kabhi suna nahi lekin laga jaise sukoon wali baat hai.” Shabana ka chehra thoda laal ho gaya—yeh baat usse ajeeb lagi, lekin dil mein ek chhota sa ehsaas jag utha. Usne kitchen ka kaam jaldi khatam kiya aur kamre mein jaakar chadar odh li. “Shukriya, lekin main aapko nahi jaanti. Yeh baat karna theek nahi lagta,” usne likha. Ahmed ne jawab diya, “Arre, bas dosti ki baat hai. Aap itni achhi hain, dil karta hai roz baat karun.” Shabana chup rahi, lekin uske zehan mein sawal utha—kya yeh galat hai, ya bas chhota sa mazaak?
Raat ko thandi hawa ghar ke jharokhon se andar aa rahi thi. Ahmed aur Shabana bistar pe lete the, bacche so rahe the. Ahmed ne Shabana ke kaan mein dheere se kaha, “Tumhein kabhi laga hai ke bazaar mein log tumhein ghaurte hain?” Shabana ne chadar kheench li aur sharmate hue kaha, “Ahmed, yeh kya baat kar rahe ho? Main toh dupatta rakhti hoon.” Ahmed hans pada, “Haan, lekin jab tum chalti ho, woh saree mein lapeti gaand… woh matak kisi khwab se kam nahi.” Shabana ke gaal laal ho gaye, “Ahmed, chup karo! Yeh gandi baatein kyun karte ho?” Ahmed ne uska haath pakda aur bola, “Main toh bas keh raha hoon, agar koi doosra mard tumhein aise dekhe, toh uska kya haal hoga? Socha hai kabhi?” Shabana ne nazrein jhuka li, “Tumhein sharam nahi aati aisi baatein bolte hue?” Lekin Ahmed ke dil mein wohi junoon jag raha tha—uski shareef biwi ko gandi banane ka khayal usse pagal kar raha tha.
Doosre din subah Ahmed office ke liye tayyar hua. Shabana ne bacchon ko nashta diya, aur phir ‘Ravi’ ka message aaya, “Aaj kahan ja rahi hain, Shabana ji?” Shabana ne paratha banate hue likha, “Bazaar, Purani Mandi mein bacchon ke liye kuch saman lena hai.” Ahmed ne likha, “Wahan koi mard dikhe toh batana, usne tumhein dekha ya nahi. Bas mazaak mein keh raha hoon.” Shabana ne socha yeh baat ajeeb hai, lekin dil mein ek chhota sa khayal aaya—shayad yeh bas ek chhoti si baat hai. Usne likh diya, “Theek hai, dekhti hoon.”
Bazaar mein bheed thi. Shabana jab sabzi waale ke paas pahunchi, ek buddha sabzi waala uske jhukte waqt uske bhare hue mammon ki taraf ghoor raha tha. Shabana ne jaldi dupatta theek kiya, dil mein chhoti si sharam mehsoos ki, lekin aankhon mein ek ajeeb sa ehsaas bhi tha. Usne phone nikala aur ‘Ravi’ ko likha, “Ek buddha ghoor raha tha.” Ahmed, jo office ke washroom mein chhupa tha, ne yeh padha aur uska dil zor se dhadka. “Usne kahan dekha?” usne poochha. Shabana ne sharmate hue likha, “Mere… upar ki taraf.” Ahmed ke chehre pe shaitaani muskurahat aa gayi—uski biwi ka yeh jawab uske liye chhoti si jeet tha.
Shaam ko ghar wapas aane ke baad Ahmed ne Shabana se baat chedi. “Tumhare saath ghar mein aur kaun rehta hai, waise?” usne jaan bujh kar poochha, jaise usse pata na ho. Shabana ne kaha, “Tum toh jante ho—bacche, main, aur Sana.” Ahmed ne sochne ka natak kiya, “Accha, Sana… woh toh badi shareef hai na?” Shabana hans di, “Haan, bilkul. Tumhein pata hai, woh kitni sharmaati hai.” Ahmed ne dil mein socha, “Haan, lekin uski sharam bhi ek din khul jayegi.” Usne Shabana se mazak mein kaha, “Kabhi usse bhi baat nahi karti kya, doosron ke saath?” Shabana ne kaha, “Arre, woh toh ghar se bahar bhi mushkil se nikalti hai.” Ahmed ke dimaag mein nayi shaitaani idea aayi—Sana ko bhi is khel mein shamil karne ka.



Teesra Hissa: Tarpane Ka Khel
Shabana ke liye din ab thodi si alag si rangat le rahe the. ‘Ravi’ ke messages ab uske phone pe roz aane lage the, aur woh har baar jawab dene se pehle thodi der sochti—kya yeh theek hai? Lekin phir bhi kuch likh deti. Ek dopahar woh kitchen mein thi, bacchon ke liye khana bana rahi thi, jab phone ki ghanti baji. ‘Ravi’ ka call tha. Shabana ne jaldi se haath pochhe, dupatta theek kiya, aur call uthaya. “Hello, Shabana ji,” Ravi ki awaaz aayi, thodi bhari aur thodi shaitaani. “Aapki awaaz sunne ka dil kiya, bas yun hi call kar diya.” Shabana ka dil thoda zor se dhadka. “Yeh kyun kar rahe hain aap? Main aapko nahi jaanti,” usne sharmate hue kaha.
Shabana ka chehra laal ho gaya—yeh mazak usse thoda bura laga, lekin usne chup rahi. “Aap aaj kya kar rahi thi?” Ravi ne poochha. “Bas ghar ka kaam,” Shabana ne jawab diya, apne haathon se roti belte hue. “Accha, aur woh shauhar sahab kya karte hain? Pait nikal aaya hoga unka, office mein baith-baith kar?” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani se poochha. Shabana ko gussa aaya, lekin usne bas kaha, “Woh kaam karte hain, ghar chalate hain.” Ravi ne baat aage badhai, “Haan, lekin raat ko kya? Unka woh chhota sa… matlab, stamina toh bacha nahi hoga ab.” Shabana ka haath roti pe ruk gaya. “Yeh kya gandi baatein kar rahe hain?” usne gusse mein kaha, lekin Ravi hans diya, “Arre mazak tha, Shabana ji. Aap toh bura maan gayi.”
Call ab thodi der tak chali. Ravi ne baat ko ghuma-ghuma kar Shabana ko tarpana shuru kiya. “Aap jab chalti hain, log kya dekhte honge?” usne dheere se poochha. Shabana ne jawab diya, “Main dupatta rakhti hoon, koi nahi dekhta.” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani awaaz mein kaha, “Haan, lekin woh kameez ke neeche jo matak hoti hai, woh toh chhupti nahi na? Bazaar mein sabzi waala bhi toh ghoorta hoga.” Shabana ke kaan laal ho gaye, lekin usne chup rah kar sunti rahi. “Aap aise kyun bol rahe hain?” usne poochha, lekin awaaz mein thodi si jhijhak thi. Ravi ne baat ko aur aage badhaya, “Main toh bas soch raha hoon, jab aap jhukti hain, toh upar ka ubhar dikhta hai. Lekin jab aap chalti hain, toh neeche ka… matlab, peeche ka maza alag hai. Kya aapne kabhi ghaur kiya?”
Shabana ka dil zor-zor se dhadak raha tha. Usne phone ka speaker band kiya aur kaan se laga liya, taaki bacche na sun lein. “Aapko sharam nahi aati aisi baatein karte hue?” usne kaha.Main toh bas sach bol raha hoon.” Yeh anti-Islamic mazak Shabana ke dil mein chubha, lekin uski awaaz mein woh gussa nahi tha jo pehle hota tha. Ravi ne baat ko aur ganda kiya, “Aapki woh matakti gaand ko dekh kar toh koi bhi pagal ho jaye. Kabhi socha hai ke log uske baare mein kya sochte honge?” Shabana ne jaldi se kaha, “Bas karo, yeh galat hai,” lekin uski awaaz mein ek ajeeb si kampan thi.
Call khatam hone ke baad Shabana ne phone side pe rakha aur paani ka glass piya. Uske haath thodi der tak kaanpte rahe. Ravi ki baatein uske dimaag mein ghoom rahi thi—pehli baar usne apne jism ko aise socha, jaise woh kisi doosre ki nazar se dekh rahi ho. Ahmed, jo office mein baitha tha aur yeh sab plan kar raha tha, apne washroom ke cubicle mein chhup kar khud ko chhoo raha tha. Shabana ka sharmila jawab “mere… upar ki taraf” abhi bhi uske kaanon mein goonj raha tha, aur ab usne ‘Ravi’ ke roop mein baat ko gaand tak le jaane ka faisla kiya tha. Uska dil zor-zor se dhadak raha tha—yeh khel ab mazedaar hota ja raha tha.


Chautha Hissa: Raat Ka Ganda Khel
Shaam ko Ahmed ghar aaya, apne haathon mein office ka bag tha, lekin uska dimaag kahin aur tha. Shabana chup-chaap khana bana rahi thi—uske haathon mein belan tha, lekin uski aankhein thodi bhaari thi, chehra thoda laal. Ahmed ne usse dekha aur dil mein shaitaani muskurahat aayi—woh jaanta tha ‘Ravi’ ka jadoo chal raha tha. Khana khane ke baad bacche apne kamre mein so gaye, aur ghar mein sannata chha gaya. Thandi hawa jharokhon se andar aa rahi thi, lekin Ahmed ke dil mein ek garmi si thi jo usse chain nahi lene de rahi. Woh Shabana ke saath bistar pe let gaya, aur chadar ke neeche uska haath dheere se uski kamar pe rakha.
“Shabana,” usne kaan mein dheere se kaha, “aaj bazaar mein koi tujhe ghoor raha tha kya?” Shabana ne chadar kheench li aur sharmate hue boli, “Ahmed, yeh kya baat kar rahe ho? Main toh dupatta rakhti hoon.” Ahmed ne uski kamar pe haath dheere se dabaya aur bola, “Arre, sach bol na. Jab tu chalti hai, teri woh matakti gaand ko kaun nahi dekhta? Koi lund khada kar ke ghoorta hoga na.” Shabana ka chehra ek dum laal ho gaya, “Ahmed, yeh kya gande alfaaz bol rahe ho? Chup karo!” Lekin Ahmed rukne wala nahi tha. Usne Shabana ke kaan ke paas muh le jakar bola, “Main toh bas soch raha hoon, koi tujhe dekhe, teri gaand ko ghoore, aur sochta ho ki isse dabaye, isse masle. Tujhe kaisa lagega yeh soch kar?”
Shabana ne sharam se muh chadar mein chhupa liya, “Tum pagal ho gaye ho kya? Yeh sab kya bol rahe ho?” Ahmed ne uska haath pakda aur apne neeche dabaya, jahan uska chhota sa lun abhi naram tha. “Soch zara,” woh bola, “koi jawan ladka bazaar mein tujhe dekhe, teri gaand ka ubhar dekhe, aur uska lund khada ho jaye. Woh sochta ho ki tujhe peeche se pakad loon, teri saree utaar doon, aur teri bharpoor gaand ko apne haathon mein bhar loon.” Shabana ka dil zor se dhadakne laga, lekin usne kuch der baad Ahmed ke jism mein ek ajeeb si harkat mehsoos ki. Jab woh doosron ke baare mein bol raha tha—kisi anjaan mard ke Shabana ko ghoorne ki baat—uska lun phatakne laga. Pehle naram pada tha, lekin ab dheere-dheere sakht hota ja raha tha.
“Yeh kya hai?” Shabana ne dil mein socha, Ahmed ke haath ko chhupte hue dekhte hue. Ahmed ne baat jari rakhi, “Teri gaand itni bharpoor hai, koi bhi usme haath daal kar masal dega. Soch, koi tujhe peeche se pakad le, tera yeh shareefpan nikal jaye, aur woh tujhe apna lund dikhaye.” Shabana ke muh se ek chhoti si siski nikal gayi, “Ahmed, bas karo, yeh gandagi kyun bol rahe ho?” Lekin tabhi usne mehsoos kiya—Ahmed ka lun ab poora khada ho gaya tha, aur jab woh “koi doosra mard” ya “lund” bolta, toh uska jism thodi si kampan ke saath react karta. Shabana ka dimaag ghoom gaya—kya uska shauhar sach mein yeh soch kar garam hota hai ke koi aur usse dekhe, usse chahe?
Ahmed ne Shabana ko aur tarpaya, “Teri woh matakti gaand ko dekh kar koi bhi tujhe chodne ko tarsega. Soch, koi tujhe bazaar ke kone mein le jaye, teri saree uthaye, aur teri gaand pe haath phere.” Shabana ki saansein tez ho gayi—woh sharam se mar rahi thi, lekin Ahmed ke jism ka woh phatakna uske dimaag mein ghar kar gaya. “Tumhein yeh sab kyun acha lagta hai?” usne poochha, awaaz mein sharam aur hairani dono. Ahmed hans pada, “Kyuki main tujhe aisi gandi nazron mein dekhta hoon jaise koi doosra mard dekhega. Tera woh jism, teri yeh gaand—koi bhi tujhe apne neeche dabana chahega, aur main woh soch kar…” Usne baat adhoori chhodi, lekin Shabana ne mehsoos kiya ke Ahmed ka lun ab poori tarah sakht tha, aur uske chehre pe ek ajeeb si muskurahat thi.
Shabana chup ho gayi, lekin uski aankhein khuli rahi. Ahmed ne uske jism ko chhua, lekin jaisa har baar us ko chodte huwai dhai minute hi huwai the kwohi huwa jo her baar hota tha, uska lun do minute mein thanda ho gaya. Woh so gaya, lekin Shabana raat bhar jagti rahi. Ravi ki baatein—Ahmed ki baatein—dono ek saath uske dimaag mein ghoom rahi thi. Jab Ahmed ne kaha, “koi tujhe chodne ko tarsega,” toh uska lun khada hua tha. Yeh ehsaas Shabana ke shareef dil mein ek ajeeb si garmi bhar raha tha—kya uska shauhar sach mein chahta tha ke koi aur usse dekhe, usse ganda kare? Usne chadar kheench li, lekin neend nahi aayi. Uska dil aur dimaag dono lad rahe the—sharam aur ek nayi si chingaari ke beech.



Panchwan Hissa: Ahmed Ki Zillat Aur Shabana Ka Bechain Dil
Subah ka waqt tha jab Shabana uthi, uska chehra gusse se laal tha. Raat bhar Ahmed ki baatein aur uska lun ka phatakna uske dimaag mein ghoom raha tha. Woh kitchen mein chali gayi, bacchon ke liye nashta banane lagi—roti belte waqt uske haath thodi si kampan mein the. Ahmed drawing room mein aaya, apne haathon mein chai ka cup liye, jab Shabana ne usse teekhi nazron se dekha. “Ahmed, yeh kya harkatein hain jo tum kar rahe ho? Raat ko woh gandi baatein, yeh sab kya hai? Main thak gayi hoon isse!” usne gusse mein kaha. Ahmed ne sar jhuka liya, thodi si sharmindagi ka natak kiya, aur bola, “Shabana, mujhe maaf kar do. Main bas mazak kar raha tha, dil behlane ke liye.” Shabana ne uska haath zor se pakda aur boli, “Nahi, Ahmed! Yeh mazak nahi, yeh gandagi hai. Tum mujhe wada karo ke aainda aisi harkatein nahi karoge—na aisi baatein karoge, na mujhe tang karoge!” Ahmed ne foran haath jod kar kaha, “Theek hai, main wada karta hoon. Ab se yeh sab band.” Shabana ne uski aankhon mein dekha, thodi si tasalli hui, aur usne socha, “Shukar hai, ab yeh sharamnaak baatein khatam hongi.” Lekin Ahmed ke dil mein ek shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh man hi man muskuraya aur socha, “Shauhar ban kar toh main chup rahunga, lekin ‘Ravi’ ban kar tujhe maze doonga. Ab ek naya khel shuru hoga.”
Ahmed ka dimag tezi se chalne laga. Woh sochne laga, “Shabana ko ab kaise tadpaun? Usse line pe kaise laaun?” Usne ek shaitaani idea socha—apni zillat ka drama karwana, taaki Shabana ke dil mein ek naya ehsaas jage. Dopahar ko jab Shabana bacchon ko khana khila rahi thi, Ahmed chupke se apne kamre mein gaya, darwaza band kiya, aur nayi SIM se ek kiraye ke gunde ko phone kiya. “Suno,” Ahmed ne ‘Ravi’ ban kar kaha, “mujhe ek kaam chahiye, jaldi ka hai. Tumhein 10 hazar rupay milenge agar tum ek aadmi ko zaleel karo. Patiala ke Purani Mandi mein ek shaks hai—Ahmed. Jab woh bazaar se guzar raha ho, tum usse tang karna. Usse ‘chhote lund wala’ kehna, ‘gandu’ bolna, aur uske saamne apna bada sa lund nikaal kar dikhana. Kehna, ‘Yeh hota hai lund, woh nahi jo tere paas hai—woh toh chhoti si nunni hai.’ Apne doston ko bula kar uspe zor zor se hansna.Bas itna karna, aur agar bazaar wale beech mein aayein, toh wahan se bhag jana.” Gunde ne haan kardi, aur Ahmed ne kaha, “Paise mohalle ke ek ghar ke kone pe pathar ke neeche rakh doonga, wahan se utha lena.”
Shaam ke waqt Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Chalo, thoda bazaar ho aate hain, kuch saman lena hai.” Shabana tayyar ho gayi, dupatta theek kiya, aur dono Purani Mandi ki taraf chal pade. Raste mein ek gunda apne teen char doston ke saath aaya. Ahmed ko dekh kar usne zor se chillaya, “Arre yeh dekho, chhote lund wala gandu aaya hai!” Usne apni pant kholi aur apna mota, lamba lund bahar nikaala, Shabana ke saamne lehrate hue bola, “Dekh, yeh hota hai lund! Tere shauhar ki nunni toh bacchon wali hai— Uske dost zor zor se hansne lage, ek ne kaha, “Arre iski duaon se toh lund bhi nahi khada hota hoga!” Gunda Shabana ki taraf bada, “Bhabhi, teri gaand toh ekdum mast hai, yeh matak dekh kar koi bhi pagal ho jaye. Yeh mamme toh dabane ke liye bane hain—ek baar haath laga doon?” Usne haath aage badhaya, lekin bazaar ke log beech mein aa gaye, chillane lage, “Yeh kya gandagi hai!” Gunda aur uske dost wahan se bhag gaye.
Ghar wapas aakar Ahmed ne rone ka natak shuru kiya. Woh bistar pe baith gaya, haath se aankhein pochhta hua bola, “Shabana, yeh kya ho gaya? Meri bazaar mein itni beizzati ho gayi, woh bhi teri aankhon ke saamne!” Shabana ka dil thoda naram hua, woh Ahmed ke paas baith gayi aur boli, “Ahmed, chhod do. Woh ek gunda tha, pagal tha. Koi baat nahi, log bhool jayenge.” Ahmed ne thodi der tak rone ka drama kiya, lekin dil mein woh hans raha tha. Shabana ka haal alag tha—usne apni zindagi mein pehle kabhi itna bada lund nahi dekha tha. Woh lehrata hua lund uski aankhon ke saamne se hat nahi raha tha. Jab woh kitchen mein khana banane gayi, roti belte waqt uski nazar baar baar us scene pe jati. Bacchon se baat karte waqt, kapde dhote waqt, har jagah woh gunde ka woh mota, lamba lund uske dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Uska dil bechain tha—sharam, dar, aur ek ajeeb si uttejana ka mila jula ehsaas usse pareshan kar raha tha.
Ahmed yeh sab jaanta tha. Shaam ko usne ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya. “Shabana ji, kya haal hai?” usne shuru kiya. Shabana ki awaaz thodi thaki hui thi. Ravi ne poochha, “Kya baat hai? Tum udaas lag rahi ho.” Shabana chup rahi, kuch bolna nahi chahti thi. Ravi ne thodi si baatein ki, usse behlaya, aur phir poochha, “Bolo na, kya hua?” Shabana ne sharmate hue kaha, “Bazaar mein ek gunda tha… usne Ahmed ko tang kiya.” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani se poochha, “Accha? Kya kiya usne?” Shabana ne dheere se kaha, “Usne… apna… dikhaya.” Ravi zor se hans pada, “Arre waah, lund dikhaya? Kaisa tha? Bada mota hoga na? Tumne pehle kabhi aisa nahi dekha hoga!” Shabana chup ho gayi. Ravi ne mazak uraya, “Tumhare shauhar ki chhoti si nunni se toh kitna bada hoga na?” Shabana ke paas jawab nahi tha, uska gala sookh gaya. Ravi ne aur chheda, “Ab toh bazaar ka masla khatam ho gaya, phir bhi tension kyun hai?” Shabana chup rahi, lekin Ravi ne baat nikalwai. “Kuch nahi,” Shabana ne kaha, lekin Ravi ne dabaya, “Bolo na!” Aakhir Shabana boli, “Maine pehle kabhi itna bada nahi dekha.” Ravi hans pada, “Lund toh hota hi aisa hai, tumne ab tak kya dekha tha? Apne shauhar ki nunni?” Shabana phans gayi, uske paas jawab nahi tha, aur phone rakhne ke siwa koi chara nahi tha.
Raat ko Ahmed aur Shabana bistar pe lete. Ahmed ne Shabana se wada kiya tha ke woh gandi baatein nahi karega, lekin usne Shabana ka haal dekha—uski aankhein bhaari thi, saansein thodi tez. Woh dheere se Shabana ke kandhe pe haath rakha, phir uske mammon ke nipple pe ungli pherna shuru kiya. Shabana ne aankhein band kar li, kuch nahi boli. Ahmed ne dheere se uski choot pe haath lagaya—woh geeli thi, bilkul bheegi hui. “Yeh kya hai, Shabana?” Ahmed ne poochha, “Tu geeli kyun hai? Koi wajah hai kya?” Shabana ne jaldi se kaha, “Koi wajah nahi, main abhi washroom se aayi thi, paani laga hoga.” Ahmed dil mein hans pada—woh jaanta tha ke wajah woh gunde ka lund tha jo Shabana ke dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Usne Shabana ko thodi si chheda, “Acha? Phir yeh garmi kyun hai? Tere jism mein yeh aag kahan se aayi?” Shabana ne muh pher liya, lekin Ahmed ke dil mein shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh soch raha tha, “Shabana ab us bade lund ke baare mein soch rahi hai, aur yeh mere plan ka agla hissa hai.” Usne Shabana ko chhod diya, lekin dil mein ek naya plan banane laga—ab Shabana ko aur gahre paani mein le jana tha.

Chhata Hissa: Shabana Ka Molvi Pan Aur Ahmed Ka Naya Khel
Subah jab Shabana uthi, uska dil phir se purane molvi pan mein doob gaya. Woh bistar se utri, haath muh dhoya, aur kitchen mein jaate waqt Ahmed ko dekha jo chai pee raha tha. Usne gusse se uski taraf dekha aur boli, “Ahmed, yeh kya hai? Raat ko phir woh gandi baatein, ab bas karo! Main kehti hoon ke aainda hum is gandagi se door rahenge.” Ahmed ka chehra latak gaya, usne chai ka cup side pe rakha aur dheere se bola, “Shabana, main toh bas…” Lekin Shabana ne baat kaat di, “Nahi! Tum mujhse wada karo ke ab yeh sab band karoge—na gandi baatein, na yeh shaitaani harkatein!” Ahmed ne na chahte hue bhi haath jod liye, “Theek hai, main wada karta hoon.” Lekin dil mein woh soch raha tha, “Yeh wada toh shauhar ka hai, ‘Ravi’ ka nahi. Ab naya plan banega.”
Shabana ko Ahmed ka wada sun kar thodi tasalli hui, usne socha, “Ab shayad yeh gandagi khatam ho.” Lekin Ahmed ka dimag ek shaitaani factory ban chuka tha. Woh sochne laga, “Ab Shabana ko kaise garam rakha jaye jab wada kar liya hai?” Usne raat ka intezaar kiya. Jab ghar mein sannata chha gaya, bacche so gaye, aur thandi hawa jharokhon se andar aane lagi, Ahmed Shabana ke paas bistar pe gaya. Usne pehle dheere se uska haath pakda, phir uski kamar pe haath phera. Shabana ne aankhein band ki, kuch nahi boli. Ahmed ka haath dheere dheere uski gaand pe gaya, usne uske gore, bharpoor chootadon ko dabaya aur bola, “Shabana, tu kitni garam hai.” Shabana ki saansein tez huin, lekin usne chup rahi. Ahmed ne apna haath aage badhaya, uske mammon tak pahuncha, ek nipple pe ungli pherna shuru kiya, phir muh laga kar choosne laga. Shabana ke muh se ek halki si siski nikli, “Ahmed…”
Ahmed ne uski awaaz suni aur bola, “Ab main teri choot mein ungli daal raha hoon.” Shabana garam ho chuki thi, usne kuch nahi kaha, bas aankhein band rakhi. Ahmed ne dheere se ungli andar daali, Shabana ki choot geeli thi, usne siskari li, “Si… si…” Ahmed ne ungli tezi se chalani shuru ki, Shabana ka jism kampne laga. Usne Ahmed ka baazu kheenchne ki koshish ki, jaise ishara de rahi ho ke ab woh uspe chadh sakta hai. Yeh Ahmed ka plan tha—usne socha tha ke Shabana ko garam karke apna lund daalega, lekin sath sath woh apne chhote se lund ki muth bhi maar raha tha. Jaise hi woh Shabana ki choot ke qareeb gaya, usne lund andar daala, aur doosre hi pal uska pani nikal gaya. Shabana abhi poori tarah garam thi, uski choot abhi bhi tadap rahi thi, lekin Ahmed ka lund thanda pad gaya. Woh gusse mein muh pher kar let gayi, aur Ahmed ne dil mein socha, “Plan kamyaab ho gaya—ab yeh tadpegi.”
Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Ab main kya kar sakta hoon? Shayad mera naseeb hi aisa hai.” Shabana ko thoda tars aaya, usne bola, “Nahi, hum baad mein dobara try karenge.” Lekin andar hi andar Shabana ke dil mein ek pyas thi jo ab ubal rahi thi—Ahmed ka chhota lund uski aag bujha nahi pa raha tha. Ahmed ne socha, “Ab ise thodi tasalli doonga.” Usne Shabana se kaha, “Mujhe apni galti sudharne ka mauka toh do. Main apne haath se teri choot ragdoonga, taaki tu bhi thandi ho jaye. Aise mujhe tasalli nahi hogi—kal sara din office mein yeh sochta rahunga ke tu pyasi hai. Yeh sehat ke liye bhi acha nahi.” Shabana chup rahi. Ahmed ne uski choot pe haath rakha, dheere dheere ragadna shuru kiya. Ek dum uske kaan mein bola, “Tu kya soch rahi hai?” Shabana chaunk padi, “Kuch nahi.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Nahi, tu mujhe apna nahi samajhti.” Shabana boli, “Agar apna nahi samajhti toh aise thodi karne deti?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Hum mian biwi hain, ek doosre se share karna chahiye. Abhi kya soch rahi hai? Bina soche toh pani nikal nahi sakta—jaise mera tujhe soch ke nikal gaya tha. Teri yeh badi gaand, yeh mote mamme, itni sexy biwi—mera toh waise hi pani nikal gaya. Tu kya soch rahi hai?”
Shabana ne kaha, “Kuch nahi soch rahi.” Ahmed ne zor diya, “Bata na!” Shabana boli, “Sach mein kuch nahi.” Ahmed ne shaitaani se kaha, “Main bataun kya soch rahi hai?” Shabana ne jaldi se mana kiya, “Nahi! Maine tujhse wada liya tha ke hum aisi baatein nahi karenge.” Ahmed hans pada, “Dekha, pakdi gayi! Tu wahi soch rahi thi jis ke baare mein tune mujhse wada liya tha.” Shabana chup ho gayi. Ahmed ne kaha, “Chalo, main tujhe subah tak ijazat deta hoon—jo sochna hai soch le, apna pani nikal le.” Usne phir ungli chalani shuru ki, Shabana chupchap leti rahi, uski halki siskariyan nikalti rahi. Woh maze leti rahi, phir ek dum usne Ahmed ko panjon se pakda, uski choot ka pani nikal gaya. Dono gale lag kar so gaye.
Subah Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Tu mera shukriya nahi karegi?” Shabana ne poochha, “Kis baat ka?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Maine tujhe raat ko maza diya, subah tak sochne ki mohlat di.” Shabana muskura di, “Kis baat ka?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Tujhe pata hai—jis baat ka tune mujhse wada liya tha, usi ka.” Shabana ne kaha, “Nahi, maine aisa nahi socha.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Hum mian biwi hain, dost bhi hain. Agar tu mujhe dost samajhti, toh mujhse share karti. Ab mera shukriya ada kar.” Shabana ne kaha, “Acha, theek hai—thank you.” Ahmed hans pada, “Dekha, tu usi baare mein soch rahi thi!” Dono chai peete hue khilkhila kar hansne lage.
Agli subah 9 baje gaon se phone aaya—tau aur tai aa rahe the. Ahmed yeh sun kar udaas ho gaya—uske hos poori karne aur plan banane ka waqt nahi milne wala tha. Woh office chala gaya, lekin raaste mein ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya. Shabana ne uthaya, “Hello?” Ravi ne kaha, “Shabana ji, kya haal hai? Aaj badi khushi mein lag rahi ho.” Shabana ne kaha, “Kuch nahi, bas aise hi.” Ravi ne chheda, “Lagta hai bhai sahab ne raat ko kamal dikhaya hai?” Shabana chup rahi, phir boli, “Maine tujhse kaha tha na ke gandi baatein na kar.” Lekin Ravi, jo asal mein Ahmed tha, apni magan mein tha. Usne kaha, “Batao na, kyun itni khush ho? Tera shauhar hai, nanad hai, lekin dost nahi. Mujhe dost samajh sakti hai—main toh tujhse mila bhi nahi hoon. Apna dil halka kar.”
Shabana ne kaha, “Theek hai, magar aisi koi baat nahi. Main apne shauhar ke saath khush hoon.” Ravi ne phir wahi baat shuru ki, “Arre, us gunde ka bada lund yaad hai na? Hum mardo ka toh lund bada hota hai, tum logon ka pata nahi—shayad bada ho, lekin us gunde ka lund dekh kar toh tu hairan reh gayi na? Matlab tujhe pehle itna bada nahi dikha hoga!” Shabana gusse mein boli, “Maine tujhse mana kiya tha ke aisi baatein na kar!” Ravi ne kaha, “Acha, topic change karte hain. Maine tujhse pehle kaha tha ke jab bahar jao toh batao ke kaun tujhe ghoor raha hai—ab tu woh bhi nahi batati?” Phir Ravi ne teen char aur indirect gande mazak kiye, “hum toh khula chhodte hain!” Shabana chup rahi, lekin dil mein thodi si hansi bhi aayi.
Ravi ne kaha, “Tu jo itna pareshan rehti hai, tujhe kisi psychiatrist se milna chahiye. Woh tujhe acha mashwara dega.” Yeh Ahmed ka naya plan tha—ghar mein ab woh khula khel nahi khel sakta tha, toh psychiatrist ka idea aaya. Usne kaha, “Ek ache doctor se mil, woh tera haal sunega.” Shabana ne kaha, “Main apne shauhar se kaise ijazat loon?” Ravi ne kaha, “Bol de ke tere sar mein dard hai, doctor ko dikhana hai. Main teri appointment le doonga.” Shabana ne kaha, “Theek hai.”
Shaam ko Ahmed ghar aaya. Shabana ne rone ka natak kiya, “Ahmed, mera sar dard kar raha hai. Kya main doctor ke paas ja sakoon?” Ahmed ne foran kaha, “Haan, yeh koi poochhne ki baat hai? Kal chale jana.” Shabana ne Ravi ko message kiya, “Haan, appointment le do.” Ahmed ka agla plan yeh tha—usne apne ek Hindu psychiatrist dost ко phone kiya, “Meri ek dost ki biwi aayegi, Shabana. Usko ganda karna, usme thodi hawas jagana. 10 hazar dunga.” Doctor ne haan kardi.
Agli subah, tau aur tai aane se pehle, Shabana doctor ke paas chali gayi. Doctor ek mota, 50 saal ka Hindu aadmi tha, usne Shabana ko bithaya aur bola, “Bolo, kya pareshani hai?” Shabana darti hui boli, “Bas thodi tension rehti hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Hum psychiatrist hote hain, hamare aur mareez ke beech trust hota hai. Yeh kamre se baahar nahi jayega. Asli baat kya hai?” Shabana ne kaha, “Koi badi baat nahi, bas aise hi.” Doctor ne poochha, “Shaadi ho gayi? Shauhar acha hai?” Shabana ne kaha, “Haan, woh mera khayal rakhta hai.” Doctor ne seedha sawal kiya, “Jinsi mamlaat theek hain?” Shabana chaunk padi, “Yeh kya baatein kar rahe hain?” Doctor ne kaha, “Maine kaha tha, hum har sawal poochhte hain. Yeh baahar nahi jayega.”
Shabana thodi thandi hui, “Haan, theek hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Khol kar batao.” Shabana ki aankhon mein aansu aaye, “Mujhe lagta hai meri koi galti hai. Jaise hi woh andar daalta hai, uska pani nikal jata hai.” Doctor hans pada, “Yeh teri galti nahi, teri khoobsurati hai. Main agar doctor na hota toh kehta ke tujhe dekh kar kisi ka bhi pani nikal jaye—teri gaand ka matakna, yeh mote mamme, koi bhi pagal ho jaye.” Shabana sharma gayi, lekin doctor ne baat aage badhai, “Asal baat yeh hai ke tere shauhar mein kami hai—ya toh uska lund chhota hai, ya stamina nahi. Tu kya karti hai iska?” Shabana chaunk kar boli, “Kaisi baatein kar rahe hain? Main apne shauhar ke siwa kuch nahi sochti.” Doctor ne kaha, “Yeh purane khayalat hain. Tu sex toys use kar sakti hai—yeh legal hai. Ya kisi aur se rishta bana—lund toh lund hota hai, ye nunni leke ghoomte hain, asli maza baahar hai.”
Shabana ne kaha, “Nahi, main yeh kuch nahi kar sakti—yeh galat hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Aise teri sehat kharab ho jayegi, tu boodhi lagne lagegi, bimariyan chhap jayengi.” Shabana udaas ho gayi. Doctor ne kaha, “Ek aur tareeka hai, lekin chhod—tu nahi kar payegi.” Shabana ne tajassus mein poochha, “Kya?” Doctor ne kaha, “Tu apne shauhar ko aise tayyar kar ke woh khud kahe ke kisi aur se rishta bana—lund bada ho toh maza dugna hai.” Shabana ne kaha, “Nahi, yeh bhi galat hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Toh toys le, woh main tujhe dila doonga.” Shabana ne kaha, “Theek hai,” aur ghar chali gayi.
Ghar pahunchte hi tau aur tai aa gaye. Tai ne gale lagaya, tau ne sar pe haath phera, lekin Shabana ne dekha ke tau uske mammon ko ghoor raha tha. “bht khoob,” tau ne kaha, lekin uski nazar Shabana ki gaand pe thi jab woh chalti hui chaye laayi. Tau ke dil mein gande khayal aaye—woh soch raha tha, “Is matakti gaand mein muh daal doon, Shabana aur Sana dono ko ek saath pakad loon.” Usne apna lund pajame mein masalna shuru kiya, lekin khayal hi khayal mein reh gaya. Khane pe tau ne Sana se chamach manga, uska haath chhua, phir jaan bujh kar chamach gira diya. Shabana ne kaha, “Main uthati hoon,” aur neeche jhuki—tau ne uske neeche dekha, apna lund ragadte hue. Shabana ne dekha ke tau ka lund bada tha, Ahmed se kaafi mota aur lamba. Uska sar table se takraya, woh chaunk padi, aur kamre mein chali gayi.
Ahmed ne poochha, “Khane pe kya hua?” Shabana ne baat tal di, “Shayad khana acha nahi bana.” Ahmed ne socha, “Yeh mujhe nahi batayegi, ‘Ravi’ ko batayegi.” Woh paan khane ke bahane baahar gaya, ‘Ravi’ ban kar phone kiya. Shabana ne uthaya, “Hello?” Ravi ne kaha, “Kya haal hai? Aaj thodi pareshan lag rahi ho.” Shabana ne tau ka waqia bataya, “Woh aadmi theek nahi—mujhe gandi nazron se dekhta hai, Sana ko bhi chhoo raha tha.” Ravi ne kaha, “Arre, tu itna pareshan kyun hoti hai? Tu itni khoobsurat he, yeh buddha maze le raha hai toh lene de. Agar koi khush hota hai toh tujhe kya? Tujhe bhi sukoon milega.” Shabana ne kaha, “Yeh galat baatein hain.” Ravi ne kaha, “Ek baar khud dikhakar dekh, buddhe ko khush kar—tujhe bhi maza aayega. 15 din ki baat hai.”
Shabana thodi halki hui, “Tujhse baat karke thoda behtar lagta hai.” Usne socha, “Shayad yeh baat mein try karoon.” Agli subah woh kitchen mein Sana ke saath kaam kar rahi thi. Usne Sana se kaha, “Mujhe tau acha nahi lagta, gandi nazar se dekhta hai, tujhe bhi chhoo raha tha.” Sana boli, “Haan, mujhe bhi ajeeb laga.” Shabana ne Ravi ki baat yaad ki aur Sana se kaha, “Koi baat nahi, agar woh khush hota hai toh hone de. Hamara dil toh saaf hai, yeh gunah nahi—gunah toh uska hai.” Sana chaunk gayi, “Yeh kya bol rahi ho?” Shabana ne kaha, “Bas 15 din ki baat hai.”
Dopahar ko Shabana jhadoo laga rahi thi. Tau drawing room mein chaye pee raha tha, uski nazar Shabana ki gaand pe thi, haath lund pe, newspaper se chhupa kar ragad raha tha. Shabana ne dekha, lekin dupatta nahi theek kiya—usne socha, “Khush ho raha hai toh hone do.” Usne jaan bujh kar qareeb jaakar gaand dikhayi, tau muskura diya, uska lund shalwar mein khada ho gaya. Shabana boli, “Tau, kuch khaenge?” Tau chaunk pada, “Nahi… bas aise hi.” Shabana muskura kar chali gayi. Tau ne Sana ko bulaya, “Tune matric pass kiya na?” Sana ne kaha, “Haan.” Tau ne 100 rupay nikale, Sana ko godi mein bithaya, “Mubarak ho!” Sana boli, “Yeh toh 4 saal pehle ki baat hai.” Tau ne kaha, “Mujhe abhi khushi hui,” aur uski gaand per thapaki di . Sana pareshan hui, Shabana yeh dekh rahi thi, dil mein boli, “Kitna harami buddha hai.”
Shaam ko psychiatrist ka message aaya, “Tera toy aa gaya.” Shabana doctor ke paas gayi, toy liya—ek bada, kala lund, gunde jaisa. Uske paseene chhoot gaye, ghar aakar pehle takiye ke neeche chhupaya, phir almari mein, aakhir almari ke neeche rakh diya. Ravi ne phone kiya, aur hal chal poochne k baad usne poocha k aj kahan gai thi.docnpehle hi ahmad ko sex toys ka bata chuka tha.us ne kaha aj me doc k pass gai thi usne dawai di he.ahmad ne kaha dawai chupa ker rakhna ye na ho k koe aur kha jai.usne kaha han mene almari k neechey chupa diya he.
Shaam ko khana khane ke baad Ahmed aur Shabana apne kamre mein baithe the. Ahmed chaye ka cup haath mein liye TV dekh raha tha, aur Shabana ek magazine palat rahi thi. Achanak unhein charpai hilne ki awaaz sunai di—thodi si thap thap aur dheemi si cheekh. Shabana ne poochha, “Yeh kya hai?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Pata nahi, dekhte hain.” Dono uth kar Sana ke kamre ki taraf gaye—woh gehri neend mein thi, uski saansein barabar chal rahi thi. Phir unhone tau aur tai ke kamre ki taraf rukh kiya. Darwaza band tha, lekin khidki thodi si khuli thi. Ahmed ne Shabana ko ishara kiya, aur dono ne dheere se khidki ke paas aankh lagayi.
Andar tau tai ko ghodi bana kar chod raha tha. Uska nanga jism paseene se bheega tha, aur har jhatke ke saath woh bol raha tha, “Sana Sana Sana, Shabana Shabana Shabana, thap thap thap!” Tai ke muh se siskariyan nikal rahi thi, “Ahh… ahh…” Tau zor zor se dhakke maar raha tha, “Sana Sana Sana, Shabana Shabana Shabana, thap thap thap!” Ahmed aur Shabana ke pairon tale zameen nikal gayi—yeh kya dekh rahe the? Tau ek dum ruka, tai ko neeche litaya, khud bistar pe let gaya, aur tai uske lund pe baith gayi. Tau bola, “Chalo, in dono ki wajah se mere maze lag gaye. Tai, tu mera saath de rahi hai.” Tai uske lund pe uchalne lagi, aur tau phir se bolne laga, “Sana Sana Sana, Shabana Shabana Shabana, thap thap thap!” Tai boli, “Wah, maze karwa diye tune!”
Tau ke dil mein ganda khayal aaya, woh tai se bola, “Kash koi aisa role hota ke Sana aur Shabana dono mere saath maze karwati. Kash main Ahmed se keh pata, ‘Yeh 200 pakad, apni biwi ki gaand de.’ Dil chahta hai dono ki gaand mein muh daal kar sara din baitha rahoon.” Tai ne jhat se kaha, “Aisa sochna bhi mat! Rishtedari toot jayegi, ghar se nikaal denge. Bas jitne maze le sakte ho, khayali pulao banao aur mujhe aise chodte raho.” Tau hans pada, “Theek hai.” Jab uska pani nikalne laga, usne kaha, “Main tere muh pe giraana chahta hoon.” Tai boli, “Sana ke muh pe, Shabana ke muh pe?” Tau ne kaha, “Shabana ke!” Tai ne poochha, “Sana ke kyun nahi?” Tau bola, “Aaj Shabana ne maze karwaye—kabhi safai karte hue gaand dikhati hai, kabhi muskurati hai. Mere toh maze lag rahe hain. Main usse dua deta hoon ke uska har kaam seedha ho—iss buddhe ko naya jeevan diya usne. Aur tere bhi maze ho gaye na?”
Tau ne apna lund tai ke muh pe rakha, aur sara pani uske muh pe giraya. Tai ne usse choos liya, apni zubaan se chaat kar saaf kiya. Doosri taraf Ahmed aur Shabana yeh sab dekh rahe the—Shabana ke pair ladkhada gaye, uska dil zor zor se dhadakne laga. Ahmed ka lund pant mein khada ho gaya, usne bola, “Bhenchod, yeh kya hai?” Dono apne kamre mein wapas aaye, bistar pe let gaye, aur sochne lage ke abhi kya hua, ab kya karein? Tau aur tai ko nikaal dein ya chup rahen? Ahmed ne socha, “Shabana mujhe namard kahegi, main ghussa dikha kar usse confuse karta hoon.” Usne zor se bola, “Main inko chhodunga nahi! Tau ko maar doonga, abhi ghar se nikaal doonga!” Shabana darr gayi, “Nahi Ahmed, tu jaanta hai woh buddhe hain. Unki umar ho gayi hai, agar woh khayali khushi chahte hain aur humein takleef nahi dete, toh unko unke haal pe chhod do. Isme gunah nahi.”
Ahmed ne gussa dikhaya, “Tu kya keh rahi hai?” Shabana boli, “Yaad hai, maine tujhse wada liya tha ke aisi baatein nahi karenge. Woh wada abhi bhi hai. Inko unke haal pe chhod do—buddhe hain, rishtedar hain. Ghar mein baat phail gayi toh kya hoga? Hum inko support karein, reaction na dikhaien.” Ahmed ka dil chahta tha ke Shabana ko thoda naram kare, woh chup ho gaya, nazrein jhuka kar baith gaya. Shabana boli, “Chal, so jate hain.” Ahmed uske peeche let gaya, usse lipat gaya, aur bola, “Hum aaj kar sakte hain?” Shabana ne kaha, “Tujhe kaise dil chahta hai? Abhi tune yeh ganda manzar dekha.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Maine dil se nikaal diya.” Usne haath peeche kiya, apne lund ko chhua—woh khada tha. Shabana muskura di, “Tu wade pe qaim rehta hai, lekin yeh wade pe nahi—abhi bhi khada hai.”
Ahmed muskuraya, “Tujhe chubha tha?” Shabana boli, “Nahi, yeh kahan chubhega? Iski itni aukaat nahi.” Ahmed gussa dikhane laga, lekin Shabana ne kaha, “Tune khud kaha tha ke har cheez share karoon.” Dono hansne lage. Ahmed ne kaha, “Mujhe pata hai mera yeh chhota hai, tere liye kaafi nahi. Agar main kuch kar sakta hoon ya koi upaay ho toh bata.” Shabana boli, “Tu phir us taraf mat ja, maine tujhse wada liya tha ke buri baatein nahi karenge.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Nahi, hum aisa karein ke buri baat na ho aur upaay bhi nikal aaye.” Shabana ne poochha, “Aisa kaise ho sakta hai?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Tu soch, kal mujhe bata—main bhi sochta hoon.”
Phir usne kaha, “Ab main tere upar aa sakta hoon?” Shabana boli, “Theek hai.” Ahmed ne mazak mein kaha, “Chadh jata hoon, ek minute hi lagega.” Dono hansne lage. Ahmed uspe chadha, ek minute baad uska pani nikal gaya. Shabana ne uski gaand pe haath maara, “Bas ho gaya, nikal gayi teri aukaat?” Ahmed sharminda hua, lekin bola, “Sharminda mat kar, tune khud kaha tha ke har baat share karoon.” Shabana ne kaha, “Jab se tune share karne wali baat ki, tu mujhe share karne deta nahi—meri beizzati pe beizzati karta hai.” Dono phir hansne lage. Ahmed ne kaha, “Lekin tujhe is beizzati mein maza bhi toh aata hai.” Shabana muskura di, aur dono hansne lage.
 
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Patiala Peg aur Parda: Ek Shauhar Ki Kahani
Pehla Hissa: Ghar Ka Maahaul
Ahmed ka ghar Patiala ke ek purane mohalle mein tha—tang galiyaan aur chhota sa aangan. Do bacchon ki awaazein kitchen se aati thi, jahan Shabana unke liye nashta tayyar karti. Shabana ek shareef aur chup-chaap aurat thi—dupatta pehenti, nazrein jhukaye rakhti, aur ghar ke kaam mein lagi rehti. Uski saadi si shakal aur bhara hua jism dhyan kheenchta tha, lekin woh isse anjaan thi. Jab woh chalti, toh saree mein lapeti gaand aisi matakti ki mohalle ke mard apne aap ko rok na paate. Ahmed yeh sab notice karta, aur dil hi dil mein usse ek ajeeb sa maza aata tha.
Ahmed ek multinational company mein accountant tha. 38 saal ka tha, lekin pait nikalne ki wajah se 45 ka lagta. Uska chhota sa lun ab pehle jaisa sakht nahi hota tha—do minute mein jhad jata, aur Shabana ke saath waqt guzarna uske liye ek farz sa ban gaya tha. Lekin uski dilchaspian alag thi. Raat ko jab ghar wale so jaate, woh phone pe cuckold porn dekhta—videos jahan shauhar apni biwi ko doosron ke saath dekhte aur maze lete. Yeh soch uske dil-o-dimag mein ghar kar gayi thi.
Ghar mein Ahmed ki chhoti behen, Sana, bhi rehti thi. 25 saal ki Sana bhi Shabana jaisi shareef thi—sharmaati, chup-chaap, aur apne kaam se kaam rakhti. Jab Ahmed aur Shabana saath hote, Sana sharam se pani-pani ho jaati aur chupke se apne kamre mein chali jaati. Ahmed ko yeh baat excite karti. Woh sochta, “Kya pata iske dil mein bhi kuch chhupa ho?”
Ek din Ahmed ke dimaag mein nayi chaal aayi. Usne ek nayi SIM li, aur apne aap ko ek larka banker Shabana ko message kiya. “Sorry ji, galti se call ho gaya tha,” usne likha. Shabana ne pehle jawab nahi diya, lekin jab doosra message aaya—“Aapka number kitna unique hai, pata nahi kyun save kar liya”—toh usne likha, “Koi baat nahi, galti ho jaati hai.” Ahmed ke chehre pe muskurahat aa gayi. Yeh shuruaat thi.

Doosra Hissa: Chhoti Chhoti Shaitaaniyaan
Ahmed ke liye har din ek nayi kahani ka pehla panna ban raha tha. Office se wapas aane ke baad woh apne kamre mein darwaza band karta, phone haath mein leta, aur nayi SIM se Shabana ko message karta. “Aapka din kaisa raha, ji?” usne ‘Ravi’ ban kar likha. Shabana kitchen mein thi, aloo parathe bana rahi thi, bacchon ke liye doodh garam karte hue. Usne phone dekha aur thodi jhijhak ke baad likha, “Bas ghar ka kaam, subah bacchon ko tayyar kiya.”
Ahmed ne jawab diya, “Wah, aap toh ghar ka saara bojh uthati hain. Kitne log hain ghar mein waise?” Shabana ne likha, “Main, mere shauhar, do bacche, aur ek nanad.” Ahmed ke dil mein thodi si garmi daud gayi—nanad ka zikr uske dimaag ko Sana ki taraf le gaya, lekin woh ‘Ravi’ tha, toh baat aage badhaya. “Accha, toh aap ghar sambhaalti hain?” Shabana ne likha, “Haan, yahi meri zindagi hai.” Ahmed ne likha, “Aapki awaaz badi pyaari hogi, kabhi suna nahi lekin laga jaise sukoon wali baat hai.” Shabana ka chehra thoda laal ho gaya—yeh baat usse ajeeb lagi, lekin dil mein ek chhota sa ehsaas jag utha. Usne kitchen ka kaam jaldi khatam kiya aur kamre mein jaakar chadar odh li. “Shukriya, lekin main aapko nahi jaanti. Yeh baat karna theek nahi lagta,” usne likha. Ahmed ne jawab diya, “Arre, bas dosti ki baat hai. Aap itni achhi hain, dil karta hai roz baat karun.” Shabana chup rahi, lekin uske zehan mein sawal utha—kya yeh galat hai, ya bas chhota sa mazaak?
Raat ko thandi hawa ghar ke jharokhon se andar aa rahi thi. Ahmed aur Shabana bistar pe lete the, bacche so rahe the. Ahmed ne Shabana ke kaan mein dheere se kaha, “Tumhein kabhi laga hai ke bazaar mein log tumhein ghaurte hain?” Shabana ne chadar kheench li aur sharmate hue kaha, “Ahmed, yeh kya baat kar rahe ho? Main toh dupatta rakhti hoon.” Ahmed hans pada, “Haan, lekin jab tum chalti ho, woh saree mein lapeti gaand… woh matak kisi khwab se kam nahi.” Shabana ke gaal laal ho gaye, “Ahmed, chup karo! Yeh gandi baatein kyun karte ho?” Ahmed ne uska haath pakda aur bola, “Main toh bas keh raha hoon, agar koi doosra mard tumhein aise dekhe, toh uska kya haal hoga? Socha hai kabhi?” Shabana ne nazrein jhuka li, “Tumhein sharam nahi aati aisi baatein bolte hue?” Lekin Ahmed ke dil mein wohi junoon jag raha tha—uski shareef biwi ko gandi banane ka khayal usse pagal kar raha tha.
Doosre din subah Ahmed office ke liye tayyar hua. Shabana ne bacchon ko nashta diya, aur phir ‘Ravi’ ka message aaya, “Aaj kahan ja rahi hain, Shabana ji?” Shabana ne paratha banate hue likha, “Bazaar, Purani Mandi mein bacchon ke liye kuch saman lena hai.” Ahmed ne likha, “Wahan koi mard dikhe toh batana, usne tumhein dekha ya nahi. Bas mazaak mein keh raha hoon.” Shabana ne socha yeh baat ajeeb hai, lekin dil mein ek chhota sa khayal aaya—shayad yeh bas ek chhoti si baat hai. Usne likh diya, “Theek hai, dekhti hoon.”
Bazaar mein bheed thi. Shabana jab sabzi waale ke paas pahunchi, ek buddha sabzi waala uske jhukte waqt uske bhare hue mammon ki taraf ghoor raha tha. Shabana ne jaldi dupatta theek kiya, dil mein chhoti si sharam mehsoos ki, lekin aankhon mein ek ajeeb sa ehsaas bhi tha. Usne phone nikala aur ‘Ravi’ ko likha, “Ek buddha ghoor raha tha.” Ahmed, jo office ke washroom mein chhupa tha, ne yeh padha aur uska dil zor se dhadka. “Usne kahan dekha?” usne poochha. Shabana ne sharmate hue likha, “Mere… upar ki taraf.” Ahmed ke chehre pe shaitaani muskurahat aa gayi—uski biwi ka yeh jawab uske liye chhoti si jeet tha.
Shaam ko ghar wapas aane ke baad Ahmed ne Shabana se baat chedi. “Tumhare saath ghar mein aur kaun rehta hai, waise?” usne jaan bujh kar poochha, jaise usse pata na ho. Shabana ne kaha, “Tum toh jante ho—bacche, main, aur Sana.” Ahmed ne sochne ka natak kiya, “Accha, Sana… woh toh badi shareef hai na?” Shabana hans di, “Haan, bilkul. Tumhein pata hai, woh kitni sharmaati hai.” Ahmed ne dil mein socha, “Haan, lekin uski sharam bhi ek din khul jayegi.” Usne Shabana se mazak mein kaha, “Kabhi usse bhi baat nahi karti kya, doosron ke saath?” Shabana ne kaha, “Arre, woh toh ghar se bahar bhi mushkil se nikalti hai.” Ahmed ke dimaag mein nayi shaitaani idea aayi—Sana ko bhi is khel mein shamil karne ka.



Teesra Hissa: Tarpane Ka Khel
Shabana ke liye din ab thodi si alag si rangat le rahe the. ‘Ravi’ ke messages ab uske phone pe roz aane lage the, aur woh har baar jawab dene se pehle thodi der sochti—kya yeh theek hai? Lekin phir bhi kuch likh deti. Ek dopahar woh kitchen mein thi, bacchon ke liye khana bana rahi thi, jab phone ki ghanti baji. ‘Ravi’ ka call tha. Shabana ne jaldi se haath pochhe, dupatta theek kiya, aur call uthaya. “Hello, Shabana ji,” Ravi ki awaaz aayi, thodi bhari aur thodi shaitaani. “Aapki awaaz sunne ka dil kiya, bas yun hi call kar diya.” Shabana ka dil thoda zor se dhadka. “Yeh kyun kar rahe hain aap? Main aapko nahi jaanti,” usne sharmate hue kaha.
Shabana ka chehra laal ho gaya—yeh mazak usse thoda bura laga, lekin usne chup rahi. “Aap aaj kya kar rahi thi?” Ravi ne poochha. “Bas ghar ka kaam,” Shabana ne jawab diya, apne haathon se roti belte hue. “Accha, aur woh shauhar sahab kya karte hain? Pait nikal aaya hoga unka, office mein baith-baith kar?” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani se poochha. Shabana ko gussa aaya, lekin usne bas kaha, “Woh kaam karte hain, ghar chalate hain.” Ravi ne baat aage badhai, “Haan, lekin raat ko kya? Unka woh chhota sa… matlab, stamina toh bacha nahi hoga ab.” Shabana ka haath roti pe ruk gaya. “Yeh kya gandi baatein kar rahe hain?” usne gusse mein kaha, lekin Ravi hans diya, “Arre mazak tha, Shabana ji. Aap toh bura maan gayi.”
Call ab thodi der tak chali. Ravi ne baat ko ghuma-ghuma kar Shabana ko tarpana shuru kiya. “Aap jab chalti hain, log kya dekhte honge?” usne dheere se poochha. Shabana ne jawab diya, “Main dupatta rakhti hoon, koi nahi dekhta.” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani awaaz mein kaha, “Haan, lekin woh kameez ke neeche jo matak hoti hai, woh toh chhupti nahi na? Bazaar mein sabzi waala bhi toh ghoorta hoga.” Shabana ke kaan laal ho gaye, lekin usne chup rah kar sunti rahi. “Aap aise kyun bol rahe hain?” usne poochha, lekin awaaz mein thodi si jhijhak thi. Ravi ne baat ko aur aage badhaya, “Main toh bas soch raha hoon, jab aap jhukti hain, toh upar ka ubhar dikhta hai. Lekin jab aap chalti hain, toh neeche ka… matlab, peeche ka maza alag hai. Kya aapne kabhi ghaur kiya?”
Shabana ka dil zor-zor se dhadak raha tha. Usne phone ka speaker band kiya aur kaan se laga liya, taaki bacche na sun lein. “Aapko sharam nahi aati aisi baatein karte hue?” usne kaha.Main toh bas sach bol raha hoon.” Yeh anti-Islamic mazak Shabana ke dil mein chubha, lekin uski awaaz mein woh gussa nahi tha jo pehle hota tha. Ravi ne baat ko aur ganda kiya, “Aapki woh matakti gaand ko dekh kar toh koi bhi pagal ho jaye. Kabhi socha hai ke log uske baare mein kya sochte honge?” Shabana ne jaldi se kaha, “Bas karo, yeh galat hai,” lekin uski awaaz mein ek ajeeb si kampan thi.
Call khatam hone ke baad Shabana ne phone side pe rakha aur paani ka glass piya. Uske haath thodi der tak kaanpte rahe. Ravi ki baatein uske dimaag mein ghoom rahi thi—pehli baar usne apne jism ko aise socha, jaise woh kisi doosre ki nazar se dekh rahi ho. Ahmed, jo office mein baitha tha aur yeh sab plan kar raha tha, apne washroom ke cubicle mein chhup kar khud ko chhoo raha tha. Shabana ka sharmila jawab “mere… upar ki taraf” abhi bhi uske kaanon mein goonj raha tha, aur ab usne ‘Ravi’ ke roop mein baat ko gaand tak le jaane ka faisla kiya tha. Uska dil zor-zor se dhadak raha tha—yeh khel ab mazedaar hota ja raha tha.


Chautha Hissa: Raat Ka Ganda Khel
Shaam ko Ahmed ghar aaya, apne haathon mein office ka bag tha, lekin uska dimaag kahin aur tha. Shabana chup-chaap khana bana rahi thi—uske haathon mein belan tha, lekin uski aankhein thodi bhaari thi, chehra thoda laal. Ahmed ne usse dekha aur dil mein shaitaani muskurahat aayi—woh jaanta tha ‘Ravi’ ka jadoo chal raha tha. Khana khane ke baad bacche apne kamre mein so gaye, aur ghar mein sannata chha gaya. Thandi hawa jharokhon se andar aa rahi thi, lekin Ahmed ke dil mein ek garmi si thi jo usse chain nahi lene de rahi. Woh Shabana ke saath bistar pe let gaya, aur chadar ke neeche uska haath dheere se uski kamar pe rakha.
“Shabana,” usne kaan mein dheere se kaha, “aaj bazaar mein koi tujhe ghoor raha tha kya?” Shabana ne chadar kheench li aur sharmate hue boli, “Ahmed, yeh kya baat kar rahe ho? Main toh dupatta rakhti hoon.” Ahmed ne uski kamar pe haath dheere se dabaya aur bola, “Arre, sach bol na. Jab tu chalti hai, teri woh matakti gaand ko kaun nahi dekhta? Koi lund khada kar ke ghoorta hoga na.” Shabana ka chehra ek dum laal ho gaya, “Ahmed, yeh kya gande alfaaz bol rahe ho? Chup karo!” Lekin Ahmed rukne wala nahi tha. Usne Shabana ke kaan ke paas muh le jakar bola, “Main toh bas soch raha hoon, koi tujhe dekhe, teri gaand ko ghoore, aur sochta ho ki isse dabaye, isse masle. Tujhe kaisa lagega yeh soch kar?”
Shabana ne sharam se muh chadar mein chhupa liya, “Tum pagal ho gaye ho kya? Yeh sab kya bol rahe ho?” Ahmed ne uska haath pakda aur apne neeche dabaya, jahan uska chhota sa lun abhi naram tha. “Soch zara,” woh bola, “koi jawan ladka bazaar mein tujhe dekhe, teri gaand ka ubhar dekhe, aur uska lund khada ho jaye. Woh sochta ho ki tujhe peeche se pakad loon, teri saree utaar doon, aur teri bharpoor gaand ko apne haathon mein bhar loon.” Shabana ka dil zor se dhadakne laga, lekin usne kuch der baad Ahmed ke jism mein ek ajeeb si harkat mehsoos ki. Jab woh doosron ke baare mein bol raha tha—kisi anjaan mard ke Shabana ko ghoorne ki baat—uska lun phatakne laga. Pehle naram pada tha, lekin ab dheere-dheere sakht hota ja raha tha.
“Yeh kya hai?” Shabana ne dil mein socha, Ahmed ke haath ko chhupte hue dekhte hue. Ahmed ne baat jari rakhi, “Teri gaand itni bharpoor hai, koi bhi usme haath daal kar masal dega. Soch, koi tujhe peeche se pakad le, tera yeh shareefpan nikal jaye, aur woh tujhe apna lund dikhaye.” Shabana ke muh se ek chhoti si siski nikal gayi, “Ahmed, bas karo, yeh gandagi kyun bol rahe ho?” Lekin tabhi usne mehsoos kiya—Ahmed ka lun ab poora khada ho gaya tha, aur jab woh “koi doosra mard” ya “lund” bolta, toh uska jism thodi si kampan ke saath react karta. Shabana ka dimaag ghoom gaya—kya uska shauhar sach mein yeh soch kar garam hota hai ke koi aur usse dekhe, usse chahe?
Ahmed ne Shabana ko aur tarpaya, “Teri woh matakti gaand ko dekh kar koi bhi tujhe chodne ko tarsega. Soch, koi tujhe bazaar ke kone mein le jaye, teri saree uthaye, aur teri gaand pe haath phere.” Shabana ki saansein tez ho gayi—woh sharam se mar rahi thi, lekin Ahmed ke jism ka woh phatakna uske dimaag mein ghar kar gaya. “Tumhein yeh sab kyun acha lagta hai?” usne poochha, awaaz mein sharam aur hairani dono. Ahmed hans pada, “Kyuki main tujhe aisi gandi nazron mein dekhta hoon jaise koi doosra mard dekhega. Tera woh jism, teri yeh gaand—koi bhi tujhe apne neeche dabana chahega, aur main woh soch kar…” Usne baat adhoori chhodi, lekin Shabana ne mehsoos kiya ke Ahmed ka lun ab poori tarah sakht tha, aur uske chehre pe ek ajeeb si muskurahat thi.
Shabana chup ho gayi, lekin uski aankhein khuli rahi. Ahmed ne uske jism ko chhua, lekin jaisa har baar us ko chodte huwai dhai minute hi huwai the kwohi huwa jo her baar hota tha, uska lun do minute mein thanda ho gaya. Woh so gaya, lekin Shabana raat bhar jagti rahi. Ravi ki baatein—Ahmed ki baatein—dono ek saath uske dimaag mein ghoom rahi thi. Jab Ahmed ne kaha, “koi tujhe chodne ko tarsega,” toh uska lun khada hua tha. Yeh ehsaas Shabana ke shareef dil mein ek ajeeb si garmi bhar raha tha—kya uska shauhar sach mein chahta tha ke koi aur usse dekhe, usse ganda kare? Usne chadar kheench li, lekin neend nahi aayi. Uska dil aur dimaag dono lad rahe the—sharam aur ek nayi si chingaari ke beech.



Panchwan Hissa: Ahmed Ki Zillat Aur Shabana Ka Bechain Dil
Subah ka waqt tha jab Shabana uthi, uska chehra gusse se laal tha. Raat bhar Ahmed ki baatein aur uska lun ka phatakna uske dimaag mein ghoom raha tha. Woh kitchen mein chali gayi, bacchon ke liye nashta banane lagi—roti belte waqt uske haath thodi si kampan mein the. Ahmed drawing room mein aaya, apne haathon mein chai ka cup liye, jab Shabana ne usse teekhi nazron se dekha. “Ahmed, yeh kya harkatein hain jo tum kar rahe ho? Raat ko woh gandi baatein, yeh sab kya hai? Main thak gayi hoon isse!” usne gusse mein kaha. Ahmed ne sar jhuka liya, thodi si sharmindagi ka natak kiya, aur bola, “Shabana, mujhe maaf kar do. Main bas mazak kar raha tha, dil behlane ke liye.” Shabana ne uska haath zor se pakda aur boli, “Nahi, Ahmed! Yeh mazak nahi, yeh gandagi hai. Tum mujhe wada karo ke aainda aisi harkatein nahi karoge—na aisi baatein karoge, na mujhe tang karoge!” Ahmed ne foran haath jod kar kaha, “Theek hai, main wada karta hoon. Ab se yeh sab band.” Shabana ne uski aankhon mein dekha, thodi si tasalli hui, aur usne socha, “Shukar hai, ab yeh sharamnaak baatein khatam hongi.” Lekin Ahmed ke dil mein ek shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh man hi man muskuraya aur socha, “Shauhar ban kar toh main chup rahunga, lekin ‘Ravi’ ban kar tujhe maze doonga. Ab ek naya khel shuru hoga.”
Ahmed ka dimag tezi se chalne laga. Woh sochne laga, “Shabana ko ab kaise tadpaun? Usse line pe kaise laaun?” Usne ek shaitaani idea socha—apni zillat ka drama karwana, taaki Shabana ke dil mein ek naya ehsaas jage. Dopahar ko jab Shabana bacchon ko khana khila rahi thi, Ahmed chupke se apne kamre mein gaya, darwaza band kiya, aur nayi SIM se ek kiraye ke gunde ko phone kiya. “Suno,” Ahmed ne ‘Ravi’ ban kar kaha, “mujhe ek kaam chahiye, jaldi ka hai. Tumhein 10 hazar rupay milenge agar tum ek aadmi ko zaleel karo. Patiala ke Purani Mandi mein ek shaks hai—Ahmed. Jab woh bazaar se guzar raha ho, tum usse tang karna. Usse ‘chhote lund wala’ kehna, ‘gandu’ bolna, aur uske saamne apna bada sa lund nikaal kar dikhana. Kehna, ‘Yeh hota hai lund, woh nahi jo tere paas hai—woh toh chhoti si nunni hai.’ Apne doston ko bula kar uspe zor zor se hansna.Bas itna karna, aur agar bazaar wale beech mein aayein, toh wahan se bhag jana.” Gunde ne haan kardi, aur Ahmed ne kaha, “Paise mohalle ke ek ghar ke kone pe pathar ke neeche rakh doonga, wahan se utha lena.”
Shaam ke waqt Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Chalo, thoda bazaar ho aate hain, kuch saman lena hai.” Shabana tayyar ho gayi, dupatta theek kiya, aur dono Purani Mandi ki taraf chal pade. Raste mein ek gunda apne teen char doston ke saath aaya. Ahmed ko dekh kar usne zor se chillaya, “Arre yeh dekho, chhote lund wala gandu aaya hai!” Usne apni pant kholi aur apna mota, lamba lund bahar nikaala, Shabana ke saamne lehrate hue bola, “Dekh, yeh hota hai lund! Tere shauhar ki nunni toh bacchon wali hai— Uske dost zor zor se hansne lage, ek ne kaha, “Arre iski duaon se toh lund bhi nahi khada hota hoga!” Gunda Shabana ki taraf bada, “Bhabhi, teri gaand toh ekdum mast hai, yeh matak dekh kar koi bhi pagal ho jaye. Yeh mamme toh dabane ke liye bane hain—ek baar haath laga doon?” Usne haath aage badhaya, lekin bazaar ke log beech mein aa gaye, chillane lage, “Yeh kya gandagi hai!” Gunda aur uske dost wahan se bhag gaye.
Ghar wapas aakar Ahmed ne rone ka natak shuru kiya. Woh bistar pe baith gaya, haath se aankhein pochhta hua bola, “Shabana, yeh kya ho gaya? Meri bazaar mein itni beizzati ho gayi, woh bhi teri aankhon ke saamne!” Shabana ka dil thoda naram hua, woh Ahmed ke paas baith gayi aur boli, “Ahmed, chhod do. Woh ek gunda tha, pagal tha. Koi baat nahi, log bhool jayenge.” Ahmed ne thodi der tak rone ka drama kiya, lekin dil mein woh hans raha tha. Shabana ka haal alag tha—usne apni zindagi mein pehle kabhi itna bada lund nahi dekha tha. Woh lehrata hua lund uski aankhon ke saamne se hat nahi raha tha. Jab woh kitchen mein khana banane gayi, roti belte waqt uski nazar baar baar us scene pe jati. Bacchon se baat karte waqt, kapde dhote waqt, har jagah woh gunde ka woh mota, lamba lund uske dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Uska dil bechain tha—sharam, dar, aur ek ajeeb si uttejana ka mila jula ehsaas usse pareshan kar raha tha.
Ahmed yeh sab jaanta tha. Shaam ko usne ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya. “Shabana ji, kya haal hai?” usne shuru kiya. Shabana ki awaaz thodi thaki hui thi. Ravi ne poochha, “Kya baat hai? Tum udaas lag rahi ho.” Shabana chup rahi, kuch bolna nahi chahti thi. Ravi ne thodi si baatein ki, usse behlaya, aur phir poochha, “Bolo na, kya hua?” Shabana ne sharmate hue kaha, “Bazaar mein ek gunda tha… usne Ahmed ko tang kiya.” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani se poochha, “Accha? Kya kiya usne?” Shabana ne dheere se kaha, “Usne… apna… dikhaya.” Ravi zor se hans pada, “Arre waah, lund dikhaya? Kaisa tha? Bada mota hoga na? Tumne pehle kabhi aisa nahi dekha hoga!” Shabana chup ho gayi. Ravi ne mazak uraya, “Tumhare shauhar ki chhoti si nunni se toh kitna bada hoga na?” Shabana ke paas jawab nahi tha, uska gala sookh gaya. Ravi ne aur chheda, “Ab toh bazaar ka masla khatam ho gaya, phir bhi tension kyun hai?” Shabana chup rahi, lekin Ravi ne baat nikalwai. “Kuch nahi,” Shabana ne kaha, lekin Ravi ne dabaya, “Bolo na!” Aakhir Shabana boli, “Maine pehle kabhi itna bada nahi dekha.” Ravi hans pada, “Lund toh hota hi aisa hai, tumne ab tak kya dekha tha? Apne shauhar ki nunni?” Shabana phans gayi, uske paas jawab nahi tha, aur phone rakhne ke siwa koi chara nahi tha.
Raat ko Ahmed aur Shabana bistar pe lete. Ahmed ne Shabana se wada kiya tha ke woh gandi baatein nahi karega, lekin usne Shabana ka haal dekha—uski aankhein bhaari thi, saansein thodi tez. Woh dheere se Shabana ke kandhe pe haath rakha, phir uske mammon ke nipple pe ungli pherna shuru kiya. Shabana ne aankhein band kar li, kuch nahi boli. Ahmed ne dheere se uski choot pe haath lagaya—woh geeli thi, bilkul bheegi hui. “Yeh kya hai, Shabana?” Ahmed ne poochha, “Tu geeli kyun hai? Koi wajah hai kya?” Shabana ne jaldi se kaha, “Koi wajah nahi, main abhi washroom se aayi thi, paani laga hoga.” Ahmed dil mein hans pada—woh jaanta tha ke wajah woh gunde ka lund tha jo Shabana ke dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Usne Shabana ko thodi si chheda, “Acha? Phir yeh garmi kyun hai? Tere jism mein yeh aag kahan se aayi?” Shabana ne muh pher liya, lekin Ahmed ke dil mein shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh soch raha tha, “Shabana ab us bade lund ke baare mein soch rahi hai, aur yeh mere plan ka agla hissa hai.” Usne Shabana ko chhod diya, lekin dil mein ek naya plan banane laga—ab Shabana ko aur gahre paani mein le jana tha.

Chhata Hissa: Shabana Ka Molvi Pan Aur Ahmed Ka Naya Khel
Subah jab Shabana uthi, uska dil phir se purane molvi pan mein doob gaya. Woh bistar se utri, haath muh dhoya, aur kitchen mein jaate waqt Ahmed ko dekha jo chai pee raha tha. Usne gusse se uski taraf dekha aur boli, “Ahmed, yeh kya hai? Raat ko phir woh gandi baatein, ab bas karo! Main kehti hoon ke aainda hum is gandagi se door rahenge.” Ahmed ka chehra latak gaya, usne chai ka cup side pe rakha aur dheere se bola, “Shabana, main toh bas…” Lekin Shabana ne baat kaat di, “Nahi! Tum mujhse wada karo ke ab yeh sab band karoge—na gandi baatein, na yeh shaitaani harkatein!” Ahmed ne na chahte hue bhi haath jod liye, “Theek hai, main wada karta hoon.” Lekin dil mein woh soch raha tha, “Yeh wada toh shauhar ka hai, ‘Ravi’ ka nahi. Ab naya plan banega.”
Shabana ko Ahmed ka wada sun kar thodi tasalli hui, usne socha, “Ab shayad yeh gandagi khatam ho.” Lekin Ahmed ka dimag ek shaitaani factory ban chuka tha. Woh sochne laga, “Ab Shabana ko kaise garam rakha jaye jab wada kar liya hai?” Usne raat ka intezaar kiya. Jab ghar mein sannata chha gaya, bacche so gaye, aur thandi hawa jharokhon se andar aane lagi, Ahmed Shabana ke paas bistar pe gaya. Usne pehle dheere se uska haath pakda, phir uski kamar pe haath phera. Shabana ne aankhein band ki, kuch nahi boli. Ahmed ka haath dheere dheere uski gaand pe gaya, usne uske gore, bharpoor chootadon ko dabaya aur bola, “Shabana, tu kitni garam hai.” Shabana ki saansein tez huin, lekin usne chup rahi. Ahmed ne apna haath aage badhaya, uske mammon tak pahuncha, ek nipple pe ungli pherna shuru kiya, phir muh laga kar choosne laga. Shabana ke muh se ek halki si siski nikli, “Ahmed…”
Ahmed ne uski awaaz suni aur bola, “Ab main teri choot mein ungli daal raha hoon.” Shabana garam ho chuki thi, usne kuch nahi kaha, bas aankhein band rakhi. Ahmed ne dheere se ungli andar daali, Shabana ki choot geeli thi, usne siskari li, “Si… si…” Ahmed ne ungli tezi se chalani shuru ki, Shabana ka jism kampne laga. Usne Ahmed ka baazu kheenchne ki koshish ki, jaise ishara de rahi ho ke ab woh uspe chadh sakta hai. Yeh Ahmed ka plan tha—usne socha tha ke Shabana ko garam karke apna lund daalega, lekin sath sath woh apne chhote se lund ki muth bhi maar raha tha. Jaise hi woh Shabana ki choot ke qareeb gaya, usne lund andar daala, aur doosre hi pal uska pani nikal gaya. Shabana abhi poori tarah garam thi, uski choot abhi bhi tadap rahi thi, lekin Ahmed ka lund thanda pad gaya. Woh gusse mein muh pher kar let gayi, aur Ahmed ne dil mein socha, “Plan kamyaab ho gaya—ab yeh tadpegi.”
Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Ab main kya kar sakta hoon? Shayad mera naseeb hi aisa hai.” Shabana ko thoda tars aaya, usne bola, “Nahi, hum baad mein dobara try karenge.” Lekin andar hi andar Shabana ke dil mein ek pyas thi jo ab ubal rahi thi—Ahmed ka chhota lund uski aag bujha nahi pa raha tha. Ahmed ne socha, “Ab ise thodi tasalli doonga.” Usne Shabana se kaha, “Mujhe apni galti sudharne ka mauka toh do. Main apne haath se teri choot ragdoonga, taaki tu bhi thandi ho jaye. Aise mujhe tasalli nahi hogi—kal sara din office mein yeh sochta rahunga ke tu pyasi hai. Yeh sehat ke liye bhi acha nahi.” Shabana chup rahi. Ahmed ne uski choot pe haath rakha, dheere dheere ragadna shuru kiya. Ek dum uske kaan mein bola, “Tu kya soch rahi hai?” Shabana chaunk padi, “Kuch nahi.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Nahi, tu mujhe apna nahi samajhti.” Shabana boli, “Agar apna nahi samajhti toh aise thodi karne deti?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Hum mian biwi hain, ek doosre se share karna chahiye. Abhi kya soch rahi hai? Bina soche toh pani nikal nahi sakta—jaise mera tujhe soch ke nikal gaya tha. Teri yeh badi gaand, yeh mote mamme, itni sexy biwi—mera toh waise hi pani nikal gaya. Tu kya soch rahi hai?”
Shabana ne kaha, “Kuch nahi soch rahi.” Ahmed ne zor diya, “Bata na!” Shabana boli, “Sach mein kuch nahi.” Ahmed ne shaitaani se kaha, “Main bataun kya soch rahi hai?” Shabana ne jaldi se mana kiya, “Nahi! Maine tujhse wada liya tha ke hum aisi baatein nahi karenge.” Ahmed hans pada, “Dekha, pakdi gayi! Tu wahi soch rahi thi jis ke baare mein tune mujhse wada liya tha.” Shabana chup ho gayi. Ahmed ne kaha, “Chalo, main tujhe subah tak ijazat deta hoon—jo sochna hai soch le, apna pani nikal le.” Usne phir ungli chalani shuru ki, Shabana chupchap leti rahi, uski halki siskariyan nikalti rahi. Woh maze leti rahi, phir ek dum usne Ahmed ko panjon se pakda, uski choot ka pani nikal gaya. Dono gale lag kar so gaye.
Subah Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Tu mera shukriya nahi karegi?” Shabana ne poochha, “Kis baat ka?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Maine tujhe raat ko maza diya, subah tak sochne ki mohlat di.” Shabana muskura di, “Kis baat ka?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Tujhe pata hai—jis baat ka tune mujhse wada liya tha, usi ka.” Shabana ne kaha, “Nahi, maine aisa nahi socha.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Hum mian biwi hain, dost bhi hain. Agar tu mujhe dost samajhti, toh mujhse share karti. Ab mera shukriya ada kar.” Shabana ne kaha, “Acha, theek hai—thank you.” Ahmed hans pada, “Dekha, tu usi baare mein soch rahi thi!” Dono chai peete hue khilkhila kar hansne lage.
Agli subah 9 baje gaon se phone aaya—tau aur tai aa rahe the. Ahmed yeh sun kar udaas ho gaya—uske hos poori karne aur plan banane ka waqt nahi milne wala tha. Woh office chala gaya, lekin raaste mein ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya. Shabana ne uthaya, “Hello?” Ravi ne kaha, “Shabana ji, kya haal hai? Aaj badi khushi mein lag rahi ho.” Shabana ne kaha, “Kuch nahi, bas aise hi.” Ravi ne chheda, “Lagta hai bhai sahab ne raat ko kamal dikhaya hai?” Shabana chup rahi, phir boli, “Maine tujhse kaha tha na ke gandi baatein na kar.” Lekin Ravi, jo asal mein Ahmed tha, apni magan mein tha. Usne kaha, “Batao na, kyun itni khush ho? Tera shauhar hai, nanad hai, lekin dost nahi. Mujhe dost samajh sakti hai—main toh tujhse mila bhi nahi hoon. Apna dil halka kar.”
Shabana ne kaha, “Theek hai, magar aisi koi baat nahi. Main apne shauhar ke saath khush hoon.” Ravi ne phir wahi baat shuru ki, “Arre, us gunde ka bada lund yaad hai na? Hum mardo ka toh lund bada hota hai, tum logon ka pata nahi—shayad bada ho, lekin us gunde ka lund dekh kar toh tu hairan reh gayi na? Matlab tujhe pehle itna bada nahi dikha hoga!” Shabana gusse mein boli, “Maine tujhse mana kiya tha ke aisi baatein na kar!” Ravi ne kaha, “Acha, topic change karte hain. Maine tujhse pehle kaha tha ke jab bahar jao toh batao ke kaun tujhe ghoor raha hai—ab tu woh bhi nahi batati?” Phir Ravi ne teen char aur indirect gande mazak kiye, “hum toh khula chhodte hain!” Shabana chup rahi, lekin dil mein thodi si hansi bhi aayi.
Ravi ne kaha, “Tu jo itna pareshan rehti hai, tujhe kisi psychiatrist se milna chahiye. Woh tujhe acha mashwara dega.” Yeh Ahmed ka naya plan tha—ghar mein ab woh khula khel nahi khel sakta tha, toh psychiatrist ka idea aaya. Usne kaha, “Ek ache doctor se mil, woh tera haal sunega.” Shabana ne kaha, “Main apne shauhar se kaise ijazat loon?” Ravi ne kaha, “Bol de ke tere sar mein dard hai, doctor ko dikhana hai. Main teri appointment le doonga.” Shabana ne kaha, “Theek hai.”
Shaam ko Ahmed ghar aaya. Shabana ne rone ka natak kiya, “Ahmed, mera sar dard kar raha hai. Kya main doctor ke paas ja sakoon?” Ahmed ne foran kaha, “Haan, yeh koi poochhne ki baat hai? Kal chale jana.” Shabana ne Ravi ko message kiya, “Haan, appointment le do.” Ahmed ka agla plan yeh tha—usne apne ek Hindu psychiatrist dost ко phone kiya, “Meri ek dost ki biwi aayegi, Shabana. Usko ganda karna, usme thodi hawas jagana. 10 hazar dunga.” Doctor ne haan kardi.
Agli subah, tau aur tai aane se pehle, Shabana doctor ke paas chali gayi. Doctor ek mota, 50 saal ka Hindu aadmi tha, usne Shabana ko bithaya aur bola, “Bolo, kya pareshani hai?” Shabana darti hui boli, “Bas thodi tension rehti hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Hum psychiatrist hote hain, hamare aur mareez ke beech trust hota hai. Yeh kamre se baahar nahi jayega. Asli baat kya hai?” Shabana ne kaha, “Koi badi baat nahi, bas aise hi.” Doctor ne poochha, “Shaadi ho gayi? Shauhar acha hai?” Shabana ne kaha, “Haan, woh mera khayal rakhta hai.” Doctor ne seedha sawal kiya, “Jinsi mamlaat theek hain?” Shabana chaunk padi, “Yeh kya baatein kar rahe hain?” Doctor ne kaha, “Maine kaha tha, hum har sawal poochhte hain. Yeh baahar nahi jayega.”
Shabana thodi thandi hui, “Haan, theek hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Khol kar batao.” Shabana ki aankhon mein aansu aaye, “Mujhe lagta hai meri koi galti hai. Jaise hi woh andar daalta hai, uska pani nikal jata hai.” Doctor hans pada, “Yeh teri galti nahi, teri khoobsurati hai. Main agar doctor na hota toh kehta ke tujhe dekh kar kisi ka bhi pani nikal jaye—teri gaand ka matakna, yeh mote mamme, koi bhi pagal ho jaye.” Shabana sharma gayi, lekin doctor ne baat aage badhai, “Asal baat yeh hai ke tere shauhar mein kami hai—ya toh uska lund chhota hai, ya stamina nahi. Tu kya karti hai iska?” Shabana chaunk kar boli, “Kaisi baatein kar rahe hain? Main apne shauhar ke siwa kuch nahi sochti.” Doctor ne kaha, “Yeh purane khayalat hain. Tu sex toys use kar sakti hai—yeh legal hai. Ya kisi aur se rishta bana—lund toh lund hota hai, ye nunni leke ghoomte hain, asli maza baahar hai.”
Shabana ne kaha, “Nahi, main yeh kuch nahi kar sakti—yeh galat hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Aise teri sehat kharab ho jayegi, tu boodhi lagne lagegi, bimariyan chhap jayengi.” Shabana udaas ho gayi. Doctor ne kaha, “Ek aur tareeka hai, lekin chhod—tu nahi kar payegi.” Shabana ne tajassus mein poochha, “Kya?” Doctor ne kaha, “Tu apne shauhar ko aise tayyar kar ke woh khud kahe ke kisi aur se rishta bana—lund bada ho toh maza dugna hai.” Shabana ne kaha, “Nahi, yeh bhi galat hai.” Doctor ne kaha, “Toh toys le, woh main tujhe dila doonga.” Shabana ne kaha, “Theek hai,” aur ghar chali gayi.
Ghar pahunchte hi tau aur tai aa gaye. Tai ne gale lagaya, tau ne sar pe haath phera, lekin Shabana ne dekha ke tau uske mammon ko ghoor raha tha. “bht khoob,” tau ne kaha, lekin uski nazar Shabana ki gaand pe thi jab woh chalti hui chaye laayi. Tau ke dil mein gande khayal aaye—woh soch raha tha, “Is matakti gaand mein muh daal doon, Shabana aur Sana dono ko ek saath pakad loon.” Usne apna lund pajame mein masalna shuru kiya, lekin khayal hi khayal mein reh gaya. Khane pe tau ne Sana se chamach manga, uska haath chhua, phir jaan bujh kar chamach gira diya. Shabana ne kaha, “Main uthati hoon,” aur neeche jhuki—tau ne uske neeche dekha, apna lund ragadte hue. Shabana ne dekha ke tau ka lund bada tha, Ahmed se kaafi mota aur lamba. Uska sar table se takraya, woh chaunk padi, aur kamre mein chali gayi.
Ahmed ne poochha, “Khane pe kya hua?” Shabana ne baat tal di, “Shayad khana acha nahi bana.” Ahmed ne socha, “Yeh mujhe nahi batayegi, ‘Ravi’ ko batayegi.” Woh paan khane ke bahane baahar gaya, ‘Ravi’ ban kar phone kiya. Shabana ne uthaya, “Hello?” Ravi ne kaha, “Kya haal hai? Aaj thodi pareshan lag rahi ho.” Shabana ne tau ka waqia bataya, “Woh aadmi theek nahi—mujhe gandi nazron se dekhta hai, Sana ko bhi chhoo raha tha.” Ravi ne kaha, “Arre, tu itna pareshan kyun hoti hai? Tu itni khoobsurat he, yeh buddha maze le raha hai toh lene de. Agar koi khush hota hai toh tujhe kya? Tujhe bhi sukoon milega.” Shabana ne kaha, “Yeh galat baatein hain.” Ravi ne kaha, “Ek baar khud dikhakar dekh, buddhe ko khush kar—tujhe bhi maza aayega. 15 din ki baat hai.”
Shabana thodi halki hui, “Tujhse baat karke thoda behtar lagta hai.” Usne socha, “Shayad yeh baat mein try karoon.” Agli subah woh kitchen mein Sana ke saath kaam kar rahi thi. Usne Sana se kaha, “Mujhe tau acha nahi lagta, gandi nazar se dekhta hai, tujhe bhi chhoo raha tha.” Sana boli, “Haan, mujhe bhi ajeeb laga.” Shabana ne Ravi ki baat yaad ki aur Sana se kaha, “Koi baat nahi, agar woh khush hota hai toh hone de. Hamara dil toh saaf hai, yeh gunah nahi—gunah toh uska hai.” Sana chaunk gayi, “Yeh kya bol rahi ho?” Shabana ne kaha, “Bas 15 din ki baat hai.”
Dopahar ko Shabana jhadoo laga rahi thi. Tau drawing room mein chaye pee raha tha, uski nazar Shabana ki gaand pe thi, haath lund pe, newspaper se chhupa kar ragad raha tha. Shabana ne dekha, lekin dupatta nahi theek kiya—usne socha, “Khush ho raha hai toh hone do.” Usne jaan bujh kar qareeb jaakar gaand dikhayi, tau muskura diya, uska lund shalwar mein khada ho gaya. Shabana boli, “Tau, kuch khaenge?” Tau chaunk pada, “Nahi… bas aise hi.” Shabana muskura kar chali gayi. Tau ne Sana ko bulaya, “Tune matric pass kiya na?” Sana ne kaha, “Haan.” Tau ne 100 rupay nikale, Sana ko godi mein bithaya, “Mubarak ho!” Sana boli, “Yeh toh 4 saal pehle ki baat hai.” Tau ne kaha, “Mujhe abhi khushi hui,” aur uski gaand per thapaki di . Sana pareshan hui, Shabana yeh dekh rahi thi, dil mein boli, “Kitna harami buddha hai.”
Shaam ko psychiatrist ka message aaya, “Tera toy aa gaya.” Shabana doctor ke paas gayi, toy liya—ek bada, kala lund, gunde jaisa. Uske paseene chhoot gaye, ghar aakar pehle takiye ke neeche chhupaya, phir almari mein, aakhir almari ke neeche rakh diya. Ravi ne phone kiya, aur hal chal poochne k baad usne poocha k aj kahan gai thi.docnpehle hi ahmad ko sex toys ka bata chuka tha.us ne kaha aj me doc k pass gai thi usne dawai di he.ahmad ne kaha dawai chupa ker rakhna ye na ho k koe aur kha jai.usne kaha han mene almari k neechey chupa diya he.
Shaam ko khana khane ke baad Ahmed aur Shabana apne kamre mein baithe the. Ahmed chaye ka cup haath mein liye TV dekh raha tha, aur Shabana ek magazine palat rahi thi. Achanak unhein charpai hilne ki awaaz sunai di—thodi si thap thap aur dheemi si cheekh. Shabana ne poochha, “Yeh kya hai?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Pata nahi, dekhte hain.” Dono uth kar Sana ke kamre ki taraf gaye—woh gehri neend mein thi, uski saansein barabar chal rahi thi. Phir unhone tau aur tai ke kamre ki taraf rukh kiya. Darwaza band tha, lekin khidki thodi si khuli thi. Ahmed ne Shabana ko ishara kiya, aur dono ne dheere se khidki ke paas aankh lagayi.
Andar tau tai ko ghodi bana kar chod raha tha. Uska nanga jism paseene se bheega tha, aur har jhatke ke saath woh bol raha tha, “Sana Sana Sana, Shabana Shabana Shabana, thap thap thap!” Tai ke muh se siskariyan nikal rahi thi, “Ahh… ahh…” Tau zor zor se dhakke maar raha tha, “Sana Sana Sana, Shabana Shabana Shabana, thap thap thap!” Ahmed aur Shabana ke pairon tale zameen nikal gayi—yeh kya dekh rahe the? Tau ek dum ruka, tai ko neeche litaya, khud bistar pe let gaya, aur tai uske lund pe baith gayi. Tau bola, “Chalo, in dono ki wajah se mere maze lag gaye. Tai, tu mera saath de rahi hai.” Tai uske lund pe uchalne lagi, aur tau phir se bolne laga, “Sana Sana Sana, Shabana Shabana Shabana, thap thap thap!” Tai boli, “Wah, maze karwa diye tune!”
Tau ke dil mein ganda khayal aaya, woh tai se bola, “Kash koi aisa role hota ke Sana aur Shabana dono mere saath maze karwati. Kash main Ahmed se keh pata, ‘Yeh 200 pakad, apni biwi ki gaand de.’ Dil chahta hai dono ki gaand mein muh daal kar sara din baitha rahoon.” Tai ne jhat se kaha, “Aisa sochna bhi mat! Rishtedari toot jayegi, ghar se nikaal denge. Bas jitne maze le sakte ho, khayali pulao banao aur mujhe aise chodte raho.” Tau hans pada, “Theek hai.” Jab uska pani nikalne laga, usne kaha, “Main tere muh pe giraana chahta hoon.” Tai boli, “Sana ke muh pe, Shabana ke muh pe?” Tau ne kaha, “Shabana ke!” Tai ne poochha, “Sana ke kyun nahi?” Tau bola, “Aaj Shabana ne maze karwaye—kabhi safai karte hue gaand dikhati hai, kabhi muskurati hai. Mere toh maze lag rahe hain. Main usse dua deta hoon ke uska har kaam seedha ho—iss buddhe ko naya jeevan diya usne. Aur tere bhi maze ho gaye na?”
Tau ne apna lund tai ke muh pe rakha, aur sara pani uske muh pe giraya. Tai ne usse choos liya, apni zubaan se chaat kar saaf kiya. Doosri taraf Ahmed aur Shabana yeh sab dekh rahe the—Shabana ke pair ladkhada gaye, uska dil zor zor se dhadakne laga. Ahmed ka lund pant mein khada ho gaya, usne bola, “Bhenchod, yeh kya hai?” Dono apne kamre mein wapas aaye, bistar pe let gaye, aur sochne lage ke abhi kya hua, ab kya karein? Tau aur tai ko nikaal dein ya chup rahen? Ahmed ne socha, “Shabana mujhe namard kahegi, main ghussa dikha kar usse confuse karta hoon.” Usne zor se bola, “Main inko chhodunga nahi! Tau ko maar doonga, abhi ghar se nikaal doonga!” Shabana darr gayi, “Nahi Ahmed, tu jaanta hai woh buddhe hain. Unki umar ho gayi hai, agar woh khayali khushi chahte hain aur humein takleef nahi dete, toh unko unke haal pe chhod do. Isme gunah nahi.”
Ahmed ne gussa dikhaya, “Tu kya keh rahi hai?” Shabana boli, “Yaad hai, maine tujhse wada liya tha ke aisi baatein nahi karenge. Woh wada abhi bhi hai. Inko unke haal pe chhod do—buddhe hain, rishtedar hain. Ghar mein baat phail gayi toh kya hoga? Hum inko support karein, reaction na dikhaien.” Ahmed ka dil chahta tha ke Shabana ko thoda naram kare, woh chup ho gaya, nazrein jhuka kar baith gaya. Shabana boli, “Chal, so jate hain.” Ahmed uske peeche let gaya, usse lipat gaya, aur bola, “Hum aaj kar sakte hain?” Shabana ne kaha, “Tujhe kaise dil chahta hai? Abhi tune yeh ganda manzar dekha.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Maine dil se nikaal diya.” Usne haath peeche kiya, apne lund ko chhua—woh khada tha. Shabana muskura di, “Tu wade pe qaim rehta hai, lekin yeh wade pe nahi—abhi bhi khada hai.”
Ahmed muskuraya, “Tujhe chubha tha?” Shabana boli, “Nahi, yeh kahan chubhega? Iski itni aukaat nahi.” Ahmed gussa dikhane laga, lekin Shabana ne kaha, “Tune khud kaha tha ke har cheez share karoon.” Dono hansne lage. Ahmed ne kaha, “Mujhe pata hai mera yeh chhota hai, tere liye kaafi nahi. Agar main kuch kar sakta hoon ya koi upaay ho toh bata.” Shabana boli, “Tu phir us taraf mat ja, maine tujhse wada liya tha ke buri baatein nahi karenge.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Nahi, hum aisa karein ke buri baat na ho aur upaay bhi nikal aaye.” Shabana ne poochha, “Aisa kaise ho sakta hai?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Tu soch, kal mujhe bata—main bhi sochta hoon.”
Phir usne kaha, “Ab main tere upar aa sakta hoon?” Shabana boli, “Theek hai.” Ahmed ne mazak mein kaha, “Chadh jata hoon, ek minute hi lagega.” Dono hansne lage. Ahmed uspe chadha, ek minute baad uska pani nikal gaya. Shabana ne uski gaand pe haath maara, “Bas ho gaya, nikal gayi teri aukaat?” Ahmed sharminda hua, lekin bola, “Sharminda mat kar, tune khud kaha tha ke har baat share karoon.” Shabana ne kaha, “Jab se tune share karne wali baat ki, tu mujhe share karne deta nahi—meri beizzati pe beizzati karta hai.” Dono phir hansne lage. Ahmed ne kaha, “Lekin tujhe is beizzati mein maza bhi toh aata hai.” Shabana muskura di, aur dono hansne lage.
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Saatwan Hissa: Tau Ka Ganda Khel Aur Ahmed Ka Naya Plan
Subah jab Shabana uthi, uska dil udaas tha. Raat ka waqia—tau aur tai ka ganda khel—uski aankhon se hat nahi raha tha. Woh bistar se utri, haath-muh dhoya, aur Ahmed ke paas drawing room mein gayi. Ahmed akhbaar padh raha tha. Shabana ne poochha, “Ahmed, ab kya karein? Yeh ghar toh ek tamasha ban gaya hai.” Ahmed ne akhbaar side pe rakha, thodi der sochne ka natak kiya, aur bola, “Arre, Shabana, bas 13 din aur hain. Tau-tai chale jayenge. Tu tension mat le—woh apni khushi mein lage hain, tera kya jaata hai?” Shabana ne ghoor kar dekha, boli, “Tujhe bilkul sharam nahi? Tere chhote se mong phali ki wajah se yeh sab ho raha hai, aur tu chain se baitha hai!” Ahmed ke dil mein ek shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh soch raha tha, “Ab tau ko bhi is khel mein daal kar maza lootna hai.”
Shabana kitchen mein chali gayi. Roti banayi, bacchon ka nashta tayyar kiya, aur chai ka cup haath mein lekar khadi ho gayi. Itne mein tau, tai, aur Sana bhi uth kar bahar aaye. Sana ne Shabana se poochha, “Bhabhi, aap tau ko dekh kar kyun muskura rahi thi?” Shabana ne chai ki chuski li aur boli, “Kuch nahi, Sana. Bas yeh soch rahi thi ke 14 din baaki hain—phir yeh buddha ghar se nikal jayega. Uske ‘Shabana Shabana, Sana Sana’ ke thap thap ki awaaz abhi bhi kaanon mein goonj rahi hai.” Usne tau ki taraf dekha, jo kursi pe baitha tha. Shabana chai ka cup lekar uske paas gayi, “Tau, chai lo.” Tau ne cup pakda aur sath hi Shabana ke haath pe ungli pheri, thodi si kharoch di. Shabana ko yeh ehsaas hua, lekin usne muskurakar bola, “Kya baat hai, buddhe? 14 din aur sehna hai tujhe—bas itni si aukaat hai teri.” Tau ne bhi shaitaani smile di.
Ahmed apne kamre mein baitha tha, phone haath mein liye. Uske dimaag mein ek ganda plan ghoom raha tha. Usne socha, “Woh madarchod gunda jo bazaar mein meri aur Shabana ki gaand maar chuka hai, usse phir se bulaya jaye.” Usne nayi SIM se gunde ko call kiya, awaaz badal kar bola, “Main Ravi bol raha hoon, bhenchod. Tumhein ek kaam doonga—woh mian-biwi ko phir se chutiya bana do.” Gunde ne kaha, “Boss, kya karna hai? Is baar paise double chahiye, madarchod.” Ahmed ne jawab diya, “Paise ki maa mat chodo—20 hazaar milenge. 10 hazaar ghar se loot lena, 10 hazaar main pathar ke neeche rakh doonga. Tum yeh karo: unke ghar jao, sabko—Ahmed, Shabana, Sana, tau-tai—ek kamre mein band kar do. Ahmed ko thodi si pitaai karna, usse ‘chhote lund ka gandu’ kehna, ‘bhenchod harami’ bolna, galiyan dena. Tau ko Shabana aur Sana ke saamne apna lund nikaal kar muth marne ko kehna. Ahmed ko zaleel karte jao—uska lund khada hona chahiye jab tau muth mare. Agar na maanein, toh pistol dikhao. Shabana aur Sana ki gaand dikhwa do, kapde utaar do, aur tau ka pani unke muh pe girna chahiye. Yeh sab karo aur bol dena ke kisi dushman ne karwaya.”
Gunda khush ho gaya, “Bhenchod, yeh toh launda-launda khel hai! Kab karna hai, boss?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Kal subah, madarchod. Yeh din meri zindagi ka sabse bada sukh hoga.” Call khatam karke Ahmed ghar aaya. Shabana chai le aayi. Ahmed ne usse gale lagaya aur poochha, “Aaj koi gandagi hui kya?” Shabana ne sharmate hue kaha, “Haan, woh buddha tau gandi nazron se ghoor raha tha. Sana ko bhi nahi chhoda—khayalon mein hum dono ko pel raha hoga.” Ahmed ke dil mein aag lagi. Usne socha, “Kal gunda aayega, aur yeh sab sach ho jayega.” Usne bank se 20 hazaar rupaye nikaale—10 hazaar gunde ke liye pathar ke neeche rakha, 10 hazaar ghar mein chhupaye.
Raat ko Ahmed ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya. “Shabana ji, aaj ka din kaisa tha?” Shabana boli, “Bas thik—tau ka wahi khel chalta raha. Main chup rahi, kyuki 14 din hi toh hain.” Ahmed ne chheda, “Aur woh dawai? Dildo use kiya?” Shabana hans padi, “Nahi, waqt nahi mila.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Aaj raat kar le—Ahmed ko bata de, agar is chhote lund wale pe bharosa hai toh.” Shabana ne poochha, “Tujhe kaise pata ke yeh dawai nahi hai?” Ahmed ne shaitaani se kaha, “Doctor ko maine hi bheja tha. Usne mujhe bataya ke yeh dildo hai. Aaj try kar—tau ko bhanak na pade.” Shabana hans padi, “Nahi, aaj nahi. Woh buddha peeche pada hai jaise kutta.” Dono hansne lage, aur Ahmed ne phone rakh diya.
Raat ko Ahmed Shabana ke paas bistar pe gaya. “Shabana, tujhe kya lagta hai—tau aaj kya kar raha tha?” Shabana boli, “Kal safai ke waqt usne humein upar se neeche tak ghoora—shayad isliye garam tha. Aaj shayad so gaya.” Ahmed ne mazak kiya, “Tau shareef ho gaya lagta hai.” Shabana zor se hans padi, “Shareef? Yeh buddha? Iski aukaat hi nahi hai seedha hone ki!” Ahmed ne kaha, “Chalo, test karte hain. Ek garam doodh ka cup le ja tau-tai ke kamre mein—hum chhup kar sunenge ke yeh kya bolte hain.” Shabana ne do cup doodh garam kiye, aur tau ke kamre mein chali gayi. Andhera tha—tau aur tai kambal odh kar baatein kar rahe the. Shabana ne kaha, “Tau, tai, doodh laya hoon—buzurgon ki seva chhoton ka haq hai.” Tau ne kambal sarkaya, “Beti, yahan baith.” Shabana baithi, aur tau ne doodh lete waqt kambal ke neeche haath daal kar uski gaand pe ungli pheri. Shabana ko yeh ehsaas hua, lekin usne socha, “14 din hi toh hain,” aur chup rahi. Usse thodi si sharam bhi aayi, thodi si garmi bhi lagi.
Tai ne kaha, “Theek hai, beti, ab ja ke so ja. Shukriya.” Lekin tau ne bola, “Aur sunao—ghar wale kaise hain?” Sath hi uski ungli Shabana ki gaand ko chhoo rahi thi. Shabana ne chalaki ki—usne apni gaand se tau ki ungli pe zor dala. Tau ke muh se “Ouch!” nikla. Tai ne poochha, “Kya hua?” Tau ne kaha, “Kuch nahi, doodh garam hai.” Shabana aur tau ek doosre ko dekh kar muskuraye. Shabana boli, “Acha, subah milte hain,” aur bahar aayi. Ahmed ke seene pe mukka maarte hue boli, “Tere chhote mong phali ke plan ki wajah se yeh buddha meri gaand chhed raha tha! Tujhe sharam nahi aati?” Ahmed hans pada, “Yeh toh mujhse bada khiladi hai!”
Dono chhup kar tau-tai ki baat sunne lage. Tau doodh peete hue bola, “Aaj toh maza aa gaya, bhenchod.” Tai ne kaha, “Thair ja, kahin woh randi bahar khadi hamari baat na sun le.” ‘Randi’ sun kar Shabana ka gussa bhadak gaya, “Mujhe randi boli? Yeh tai ki himmat?” Ahmed ne bhi natak mein gussa dikhaya, “Yeh log kya samajhte hain?” Tau bol raha tha, “Maine pehle bhi kaha tha—Ahmed se 300 mein Shabana ki gaand le loon.” Tai ne roka, “Madarchod, aisi harkat mat karna—rishtedaari toot jayegi.” Tau ne kaha, “Ab toh Shabana pe chadhne ka dil chahta hai. Aaj TV dekhte waqt bhi woh meri muth marwa rahi thi—usse pata tha main lund masal raha hoon.” Tai boli, “Agar mere bas mein hota, toh Sana aur Shabana dono ko tere saamne laati, lekin yeh mumkin nahi.” Shabana yeh sun kar muskurayi, aur dono kamre mein wapas aaye.
Ahmed Shabana se lipat gaya. Shabana ne mehsoos kiya ke uska lund khada tha. “Ahmed, yeh kya? Tau ke drame se teri chhoti nunni khadi ho gayi?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Arre, thodi si baat hai.” Shabana ne gusse mein kaha, “Tujhe yeh sab kyun pasand hai? Tera yeh chhota sa mong phali kuch kar nahi sakta, aur doosron ke khayalat se garam ho raha hai! Agar hum is tamashe mein aur utre, toh tera mera rishta khatam ho jayega.” Ahmed ne samjhaya, “Arre, yeh bas ek fantasy hai. Main tujhe kabhi nahi chhodunga—tu meri dost hai. Jaise tu meri chhoti nunni ka mazak udati hai, waise hi yeh bhi mazak hai.” Shabana hans padi, “Haan, teri yeh nunni toh bas phankaarti hai—kisi kaam ki nahi!” Usne Ahmed ka lund pakad kar masla, “Yeh abhi khada hoga ya ho gaya?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Ho gaya hai!” Shabana ne do ungliyon se usse dabaya, “Iski aukaat hi kya hai? Yeh toh chhoti si mong phali hai!” Dono hansne lage.
Ahmed ne kaha, “Chalo, main tere upar aata hoon.” Shabana boli, “Aa ja.” Ahmed chadha, do dhakke maare, aur Shabana hans padi, “Yeh kya tha? Kal tau ko dekha tha—woh toh aadha ghanta laga raha tha. Tu do minute bhi nahi ruk saka, chhote mong phali wale!” Ahmed ka pani nikal gaya. Shabana gusse mein boli, “Apni yeh nunni sambhal! Iski aukaat hi kya hai?” Phir usse afsos hua—yeh uska shauhar tha. Usne maafi maangi, “Ahmed, mere muh se nikal gaya.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Hum dost hain, koi baat nahi.” Shabana ne phir mazak kiya, “Haan, teri chhoti mong phali ki yahi aukaat hai!” Dono hansne lage, aur Ahmed ke dil mein kal ka plan ghoom raha tha.

Subah Shabana ne Ahmed ko uthaya. Ahmed ne plan ke mutabiq kaha, “Aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi—office nahi jaunga.” Shabana ne mazak kiya, “Raat ke teen-chaar dhakke maarne se teri chhoti nunni thak gayi?” Ahmed sharma gaya, “Subah-subah meri beizzati kyun kar rahi hai?” Usne nashta kiya aur gunde ko message kiya, “Madarchod, kab nikal rahe ho?” Gunde ne jawab diya, “Tere hukum ka intezaar hai, bhenchod.” Ahmed ne ghar ka mahaul dekha—sab shant tha. Usne gunde ko kaha, “Ab chalo—har pal ki report dena aur tasveerein bhejna.” Gunda bola, “Pathar ke neeche paise rakhe na? Aur 10 hazaar ghar se bhi lenge.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Haan, sab set hai, madarchod.”
15 minute baad darwaze pe zor ki thapthap hui. Sana ne darwaza khola—teen gunde andar ghus aaye, hath mein pistol liye. Ek gunde ne Ahmed ko jhaapad maara, “Chhote lund ka harami, bhenchod! Maine kaha tha mere boss se panga mat lena, madarchod!” Sabko pistol dikhayi aur bola, “10 hazaar do, warna sabki gaand maar doonga!” Ahmed ne kaha, “Mere paas abhi nahi hain.” Gunde ne apne aadmi ko kaha, “In madarchodon ko ek kamre mein band kar do.” Shabana, Ahmed, Sana, tau, aur tai ko ek kamre mein dhakel diya gaya. Gunda andar aaya, “Sab ke haath baandh do—tau aur is chhote lund wale harami ke chhod kar.” Tau yeh sun kar khush hua, sochne laga, “Yeh kya maza aa raha hai?”
Gunde ne kaha, “10 hazaar ka intezaam karo, bhenchod.” Ahmed andar gaya, paise laaya, aur gunde ko de diye. Lekin gunde ne kaha, “Ab ek chhota sa kaam—mera boss is chhote lund wale gandu se dushmani rakhta hai. Tau, tu iski biwi aur nanad ke saamne apna lund nikaal kar muth maar, madarchod!” Shabana cheekhi, “Yeh kya tamasha hai?” Sana aur tai bhi ro padi. Tau ne natak kiya, “Yeh meri beti jaisi hai—main yeh gandagi nahi kar sakta!” Ahmed bhi jhootha gussa dikhane laga, “Yeh kya bakwas hai?” Gunde ne pistol Ahmed ki taraf kiya, do jhaapad maare, “Chhote lund ka bhenchod, teri bandook nahi chalti, meri chalti hai! Ab chup kar, harami!” Tau ne rona shuru kiya, “Mujhe inhe dekh kar jazbaat nahi bhadakte.” Gunde ne Shabana pe pistol tan di, “Bol, madarchod, muth maar!” Shabana cheekhi, “Nahi!” Gunde ne Sana aur Shabana ko peeche mudne ko kaha, aur unki shalwar neeche kar di. Dono ki safed, chikni gaand dekh kar tau ki aankhein chamak uthi.
Gunde ne tau ka haath pakad kar Shabana aur Sana ki gaand pe rakha, phir tau ki shalwar neeche ki. Tau ka mota lund khada ho raha tha. Tau ne Ahmed se kaha, “Bete, yeh Shabana ki jaan bachane ke liye kar raha hoon.” Ahmed ne Shabana ko dekha—woh ro rahi thi. Tau ne muth marna shuru kiya, gunda hasne laga, “Bhenchod, dekho is buddhe ka lund!” Usne Ahmed ko bola, “Chhote lund wale harami, shalwar utaar!” Ahmed ne mana kiya, “Meri behen saamne hai!” Gunde ne zabardasti Ahmed ki shalwar utaar di—uska chhota lund khada tha. Sana sharminda hui, tai hans padi, “Yeh toh mong phali jaisa chhota hai!” Gunde ne apna lund nikala aur muth marne laga, “Madarchod, yeh dekho asli lund!” Usne Sana aur Shabana ke mamme dabaye, tau se poochha, “Dabaega, harami?” Tau ne rishtedari yaad karke mana kiya.
Gunde ne kaha, “Jab tau ka pani nikle, Shabana aur Sana ke muh pe girega. Ahmed, tu neeche let ja, bhenchod.” Ahmed neeche let gaya. Tau ka pani nikalne laga—gunde ne Shabana aur Sana ke muh ek saath milaye. Tau ka pani dono ke muh pe gira, neeche Ahmed ke muh pe tapka. Gunde ne bhi apna pani nikala—Sana ke muh se shuru karke Shabana tak laya, phir apna lund unke muh pe phera, “Bhenchod, maza lo!” Ahmed ka lund khada raha—woh bebas tha. Gunda bola, “10 minute baad bahar aana, madarchod,” aur 10 hazaar lekar chala gaya.
Kamre mein sannata tha. Shabana ne shalwar upar ki, muh ponchha, aur ro padi, “Yeh kya ho gaya?” Ahmed utha, lekin shalwar upar karna bhool gaya. Shabana gusse mein boli, “Apni yeh chhoti nunni chhupao! Teri is chhoti si mong phali ki wajah se meri aur Sana ki zindagi barbaad ho gayi!”.phir usne ek dam ahmad se maafi mangi aur kaha hum sab gusse aur ghamm me hain tabhi ye alfaz nikal gai.Ahmed ne jaldi shalwar pehni. Tau aur tai ek doosre ko dekh kar hans rahe the, “Iski nunni toh bilkul lauda nahi!” Sana sharminda thi, ro rahi thi. Shabana ne kaha, “Yeh sab kisi dushman ne karwaya—isse yahin daba dein.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Chalo, chai peete hain—baat khatam.” Lekin dil mein woh khush tha—uska plan kaamyaab ho gaya tha. Shabana ne usse ghoora dil ke socha , “Teri yeh chhoti nunni ki wajah se meri zindagi ek tamasha ban gayi!”


Aathwan Hissa: Gunde Ka Baad Aur Shabana Ka Gussa
Gunde ja chuke the, aur ghar mein sannata chha gaya tha. Shabana aur Sana ke jism pe kapkapi taari thi—unke chehre abhi bhi gunde aur tau ke pani ki boo se bharpoor the. Tai kitchen mein chali gayi aur chai banane lagi. Tau aur Ahmed dining table pe ja kar baith gaye. Ek dum tau bola, “Mujhe maaf kar do, bhenchod. Meri wajah se badi galti ho gayi. Hum rishtedaar hain, aur main majboor tha—kahin woh madarchod Shabana ya Ahmed ko pistol na maar deta.” Sab ek doosre ka muh dekh rahe the. Ahmed ne tasalli dete hue kaha, “Tau, aapka koi qusoor nahi. Aapne toh hamari jaan bachayi.” Shabana aur Sana ke chehre se abhi bhi woh gandi boo nahi ja rahi thi. Sana dheere se ro rahi thi—Shabana aur tai ne usse chup karaya, “Bas, Sana, woh harami log ja chuke hain. Ab fikar ki koi baat nahi.”
Lekin in sab ke beech Ahmed ka dil khushi se jhoom raha tha. Uska pani nahi nikla tha—woh dil hi dil mein soch raha tha, “Bhenchod, mera plan kaamyaab ho gaya!” Usne chai ki table pe sabko bola, “Ab hum is baat ka zikr kabhi nahi karenge. Yeh ek bura sapna tha—ise bhool jao.” Tau aur tai ne haami bhari. Shabana ne ghoor kar Ahmed ko dekha aur boli, “Hamare rishte ki baqa isiliye hai ke hum ek doosre ki respect karein. Yeh sab bhoolna hi behtar hai.” Sab ne chai peete hue sahamti dikhayi, lekin Shabana ke dil mein ek ajeeb sa gussa ubal raha tha.
Dopahar ko Ahmed apne “dost” ke ghar jaane ka bahana banakar ghar se nikla. Asal mein woh ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone karna chahta tha. Usne nayi SIM se call kiya. Pehli baar Shabana ne phone nahi uthaya—dusri baar jab uthaya, toh uski awaaz ghabrayi hui thi. “Shabana ji, kya haal hai?” Ahmed ne Ravi ban kar poochha. Shabana ne baat taal di, “Bas thik hoon.” Ahmed ne gusse ka natak kiya, “Sach hai, tu mujhe dost nahi samajhti! Baat nahi batayegi toh mat bata.” Shabana rone lagi aur sari kahani suna di—gunde ka hamla, tau ki muth, aur Ahmed ki zillat. Ahmed dil mein khush ho raha tha, lekin upar se bola, “Jaan bachi toh laakhon paaye! Koi baat nahi—tum sabki jaan bachi, thodi si paison ki baat hai.” Shabana boli, “Haan, yeh baat toh hai.”
Ahmed ne chheda, “Accha, yeh bata—jab woh dono muth maar rahe the, toh kaisa laga?” Shabana ne jhijhakte hue kaha, “Aisi baatein mat kar, Ravi.” Ahmed ne zor diya, “Arre, bata na!” Shabana boli, “Maine zindagi mein pehle kabhi itne bade do lund apne qareeb nahi dekhe. Unke balls bhi bade bade the. Pata nahi woh natak kar rahe the ya meri jaan ki fikar thi, lekin unhone apna kaam poora kiya. Jab gunde ne mere mamme masle, toh darr ke saath saath thoda maza bhi laga. Lekin Sana darr gayi thi, aur tau saamne tha, isliye maine reaction nahi diya.” Ahmed ne poochha, “Tau aur Sana ka naam liya, par Ahmed ki fikar nahi thi?” Shabana hans padi, “Uski chhoti si nunni khadi ho gayi thi! Mujhe sabse zyada gussa usi pe hai—agar usne dushmani na li hoti, toh yeh sab na hota. Sana ki fikar thi, uski nahi.”
Ahmed ne shaitaani se kaha, “Aage kabhi aisa ho, toh muh mein legi?” Shabana gussa ho gayi, “Tu aur Ahmed ek jaise ho! Aaj hum pe jo guzri, woh hum hi jaante hain—aur tu mazak kar raha hai?” Ahmed ne baat sambhali, “Arre, sach ko accept karo. Bura sapna tha ya do bade lund qareeb aaye—bhool jao. Woh dildo wali baat Ahmed se share karo, taaki koi bimari na lage aur tu satisfy ho.” Shabana chup ho gayi, aur phone rakh diya.
Idhar tau apne kamre mein tai ke saath baitha tha. “Tai,” tau bola, “mujhe toh jeete ji jannat mil gayi, bhenchod!” Tai ne hans kar kaha, “Aisa naseeb qismat walon ko milta hai.” Tau ne kaha, “Par ab masla yeh hai ke table pe unhone bol diya ke yeh baat bhool jao—no more harkatein.” Tai boli, “Jitne harami log ho, koi na koi raasta nikal aayega.” Tau ne socha, “Mere paas ek plan hai—Ahmed ke saath share karunga. Mujhe 100% yaqeen hai ke us chhote lund wale ko apni biwi pe haath phirta dekhna acha lagta hai.” Tai ne kaha, “Tune yeh isliye notice kiya kyuki jab tu aur gunda muth maar rahe the, uski nunni khadi thi?” Tau hans pada, “Bilkul! Koi gairatmand hota toh mar marta, par yeh toh mujhse bada harami nikla!”
Tau khidki ke paas khada ho gaya, Ahmed ke aane ka intezaar karne laga. Door se Ahmed dikha—tau ne usse bahar rukne ka ishara kiya. Ahmed ko ajeeb laga, dil mein socha, “Agar yeh kuch galat bolega, toh upar se gussa dikhla dunga.” Tau qareeb aaya aur bola, “Chalo, chai peene chalen—kahi baith kar dil ki baat share karein.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Tau, yeh koi kehne wali baat hai? Chalo.” Dono ek chai wale hotel pe ja kar baith gaye. Tau ne baat shuru ki, Ahmed ko gherna chahta tha taaki ek dum sari baat na bole. “Beta,” tau bola, “subah jo hua, woh nahi hona chahiye tha. Lekin tujhe pata hai—pani tab nikalta hai jab aadmi sahi jazbaat mein ho, maza le raha ho. Main rishtedaar hoon, aisa nahi chahta tha. Par maine ek baat note ki—tera lund bhi khada tha. Agar tujhe gussa aata, toh woh khada na hota. Pehle se khada tha—akhir mein nahi. Iska matlab tu bhi wohi jazbaat rakhta hai jo main chahta hoon.”
Ahmed ne sharmindagi ka natak kiya, “Tau, main sharminda hoon. Meri chhoti nunni ki wajah se yeh fantasy kab shuru hui, pata nahi. Lekin main aapki madad nahi kar sakta—Shabana se wada kiya hai.” Tau ne kaha, “Koi na koi upaay nikaal—ab hum dost hain. Tai buddhi ho gayi hai, lekin Shabana aur Sana jawaan hain. Ab hum mein koi baat chhupi nahi.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Main bhi saath dena chahta hoon, lekin har kadam soch samajh kar uthana hoga.” Tau bola, “Theek hai—main plan sochta hoon, tu bhi soch. Groundwork karna hoga—Shabana aur Sana ko tayyar karna padega.” Phir tau ne kaha, “Ab tu mera dost hai, toh ek kaam kar. Aaj Shabana aur Sana ki used panty la kar de—mujhe woh nahi mil sakti, toh isse kaam chala lunga.” Ahmed ki aankhein khuli reh gayi, “Agar pata chal gaya?” Tau ne kaha, “Nahi chalega—main wapas rakh doonga.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Theek hai, par kisi se zikr mat karna.”
Dono ghar wapas aaye—shaam ho chuki thi. Sab khana kha rahe the. Shabana aur Sana tau aur tai se aankh nahi mila rahe the. Ahmed ne khana khatam kiya, pehle Sana ke kamre mein gaya, uski panty uthayi, phir Shabana ke kamre se panty li, aur tau ko ishara kiya. Tau khana kha chuka tha—Ahmed ne usse panty di aur bola, “Main wada poora kar diya.” Tau ne dono panty sungi, “Sana ki kaun si hai?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Yeh purple wali.” Tau ne poochha, “Tu nahi sunghenga?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Isme kya maza hai?” Tau ne kaha, “Apni behen ki beti ki sungh—dekh!” Ahmed ne panty li, naak pe lagayi—ek zordaar khushboo ne uska haath apne lund ki taraf le gaya. Tau ne panty kheench li, “Pehle main maza loonga! Teri chhoti nunni hai—mere laude ka soch!” Ahmed sharminda ho gaya.
Raat ko Ahmed aur Shabana kamre mein akele the. Ahmed ne bola, “Shabana, tu mujhse naraaz hai na—jo aaj hua?” Shabana ne kaha, “Naraazgi ki baat nahi, par yeh hona nahi chahiye tha. Aaj ke waqie ne sab palat diya—meri izzat mitti mein mil gayi. Tune kyun dushmani mol li? Teri chhoti nunni aur woh bada lauda ek barabar nahi hote. 3 inch ka hai tera, aur tune 9 inch wale se panga liya! Ab aur kya kya dekhna padega?” Ahmed is daant se sharminda hua, jhoota rona shuru kiya—asal mein usse maza aa raha tha. Shabana ka dil naram pada, “Tu mera shauhar hai—main tujhse pyar karti hoon. Par aaj ke baad hum ek barabar kaise rahenge? Ghar walon ne meri gaand dekhi, teri nunni dekhi—mujhe mehmaanon ke saamne ajeeb lagta hai.”
Shabana ko yaad aaya ke usne Ahmed ko dildo ke baare mein batana tha. Usne mahaul banaya, “Ahmed, ab tu har baar meri baat manega. Hum barabar nahi rahe—jab main kahungi, jaisa kahungi, tu waisa karega.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Theek hai.” Shabana boli, “Yaad hai main doctor ke paas gayi thi? Woh doctor nahi, psychiatrist tha. Mujhe sukoon nahi milta tha—toh usne poochha aur bola ke mujhe jismani sukoon chahiye. Ya kisi se karwa lo, ya dildo use karo. Maine dildo khareed liya. Ab tu bata—main ise use karun ya na karun? Agar tujhe bura lagta hai—tu mera shauhar hai, main teri izzat karti hoon, tujhse pyar karti hoon, tere bina nahi reh sakti. Par yeh bhi sach hai ke teri chhoti nunni mere kisi kaam ki nahi.” Ahmed ne kaha, “Theek hai—mera farz hai tujhe khush karna. Hum sex ke waqt dildo use karenge.” Shabana boli, “Hum se kya matlab? Main use karungi—tu kya karega?”
Ahmed ne kaha, “Main kya karun?” Shabana boli, “Aaj mujhe bahut gussa hai—ise utarne de.” Ahmed ne poochha, “Kaise?” Shabana ne kaha, “Almaari ke neeche dildo pada hai—lao.” Ahmed gaya, dildo nikala—ek bada, kala lauda tha, gunde aur tau jaisa. Uski aankhein khul gayi. Shabana boli, “Main tujhse pyar karti hoon, teri izzat karti hoon—par aaj mujhe gussa hai, bardasht kar.” Usne dildo pakda, “Muh khol!” Ahmed ne muh khola—Shabana ne dildo uske muh mein daal diya. Ahmed ki aankhein bahar aa gayi—Shabana ne gala tak dhakka diya, phir nikala, phir dala, “Chhoti nunni wale, teri wajah se meri izzat taar taar ho gayi! Teri behen bhi kahin ki nahi rahi—tau aur gunde ne humse khela!” Ahmed kuch bolne laga, par Shabana ne dildo phir gala tak daal diya—kha kha kha ki awaazein nikalne lagi. Shabana ne dildo nikala, muh mein thook diya, Ahmed ke baalon se pakad kar bola, “Muh khol!” Phir dildo wapas daala, “Kaisa lag raha hai?” Ahmed jawab dene laga—Shabana ne gala tak dhakka diya. 5-6 baar aisa kiya—Ahmed ke aansoon nikal aaye. Woh sochne laga, “Yeh shareef Shabana aisa kaise kar rahi hai?”
Shabana boli, “Maine dekha—teri nunni poori khadi thi jab tau aur gunda muth maar rahe the. Sach bol—Sana ki gaand dekh kar bhi khada hua tha ya sirf mujhe?” Ahmed ne jhoota natak kiya—Shabana ne dildo phir gala tak daal diya. Ahmed ro pada, “Haan, dono ke liye khada tha!” Shabana ne muh pe thooka, “Duniya ka sabse bada gandu hai tu—ab behenchod bhi ban gaya!” Usne do thappad maare, dildo muh mein daal diya, “Le, gandu! Muh mein nahi lega toh gaand mein lega!” Ahmed poora ro raha tha—pehli baar itna bada dildo muh mein liya tha. Thodi der baad Shabana ko tars aaya—usne dildo nikala, “Ab pakad, meri choot ke saath laga, phir muh mein daal—5 baar kar!”
Shabana ne shalwar utaari, dildo apni choot pe lagaya, phir Ahmed ke muh mein daala, “Aise kar!” Ahmed ne dildo nikala, choot pe ragda, phir muh mein liya—Shabana garam ho gayi. Ek thappad maara, “Gandu, jaldi kar!” Ahmed ne 5 baar kiya—Shabana ki saansein tez hui. “Chal,” Shabana boli, “tera promotion—choot mein daal, phir muh mein le.” Ahmed ne koshish ki—Shabana ki choot tight aur chikni thi, dildo ghus nahi raha tha. Usne zor lagaya—Shabana ne do thappad maare, “Kutte ke bacche, chhoti nunni wale! Yeh teri mong phali nahi—bada lauda hai! Tel lao!” Ahmed tel laya, dildo pe lagaya, dheere dheere choot mein daala. Shabana ki awaazein nikalne lagi, “Ahh, gandu, aur andar daal! Ahh, bhadwe, muh mein le!” Ahmed ne choot se nikala, muh mein dala—10 minute tak aisa chala. Shabana ka pani nikal gaya—woh shaant ho gayi.
Shabana ne Ahmed ko dekha—uska muh thook aur dildo se geela tha. “Saamne baith,” Shabana boli, “shalwar utaar.” Ahmed baitha—Shabana ne apne pair ke angoothe aur ungli ke beech uski nunni pakdi, upar neeche karne lagi, “Mera sona abhi tak jhada nahi—main nikaal doongi. Teri chhoti nunni ke liye mera pair hi kaafi hai—yehi teri aukaat hai!” Ahmed ki fantasy dab gayi—lund khada nahi ho raha tha. Shabana ne thappad maara, “Hijda ban gaya kya? Jab tau aur gunda muth maar rahe the, Sana aur mujhe daba rahe the, tab toh teri nunni khadi thi!” Yeh sunte hi Ahmed ki nunni phatakne lagi. Shabana hans padi, “Tu cuckold hi rahega!” Pair se upar neeche kiya—dedh minute mein Ahmed ka pani nikal gaya. Shabana ne pair uthaya, Ahmed ke gaal pe lagaya, “Tab chahak raha tha jab tau aur gunde ka pani tere muh pe gira—ab kya takleef hai?”
Shabana washroom gayi, fresh hui. Ahmed bhi fresh hokar wapas aaya—Shabana uska intezaar kar rahi thi. Ahmed darr gaya, “Ab kya saza milegi?” Lekin Shabana ro padi, “Mujhe maaf kar de—tu mera sartaj hai, mera shauhar hai, meri izzat hai. Yeh sirf mera gussa tha—tune mujhe kahin ka nahi chhoda. Ab hum dost hain—main tujhse pyar karti hoon.” Ahmed ne usse gale lagaya—dono ke aansoon ek saath bahe.
Shabana ne Ahmed se kaha, “Agar hum ek doosre se share nahi karenge, toh kaun karega? Isliye aainda hum aisi baaton se door rahenge jisse hamare rishte kharab hon.” Usne Ahmed ko gale lagaya, pyar kiya, aur boli, “Agar maine tujhe zyada takleef di, toh sorry. Main apni bhaawnaaon mein beh rahi thi—pata nahi tha apna gussa kaise utaarun.” Ahmed ne usse tasalli di, aur dono gale lag kar so gaye.
Subah Ahmed kaam pe chala gaya. Shabana ghar ke kaam mein lag gayi. Tau chupke se Shabana aur Sana ko ghoorta raha, unki gaand ke maze leta raha. Itne mein Sana ne Shabana ko bulaya, “Bhabhi, mujhe ek baat batani hai. Kal shaam se meri purple panty gayab hai.” Shabana ne kaha, “Achi tarah dhoond.” Sana boli, “Maine bahut dhoonda—mujhe shak hai ke tau ke paas hai.” Shabana ke dil mein khayal aaya, “Kahin mera yeh gandu shauhar apni behen ki panty sungta na phir raha ho?” Usne Sana se kaha, “Ruko, main apne washroom mein check karti hoon—shayad galti se wahan chali gayi ho.” Woh washroom gayi, apne kapdon mein dekha—uski panty bhi gayab thi. Ab usse bhi tau pe shak hua. Usne Sana ko bulaya, “Ab mujhe bhi tau pe shak hai—meri panty bhi nahi mil rahi.”
Jab tau aur tai drawing room mein baithe the, Shabana aur Sana chupke se unke kamre mein gayi. Achhi tarah dhoondne lagi—jaise hi tau ki side ka takiya hataya, neeche se dono panty mil gayi. Dono ke pairon tale zameen nikal gayi. Sana ne poochha, “Ab kya karein?” Shabana boli, “Yeh paani sar se upar ho gaya hai.” Usne Sana ka haath pakda aur drawing room mein chali gayi. Dono panty tau ke saamne rakh di, “Yeh kya besharmi hai? Kal toh aap humein betiyan keh rahe the, aur aaj yeh besharmi?” Tai ke pairon tale zameen khisak gayi—tau ki bhi phat gayi. Woh foran Shabana aur Sana ke pairon pe gir pada, rone laga, “Mujhe maaf kar do!” Jab uske aansoon nikalne lage, Shabana ne poochha, “Ab aapka kya iraada hai?” Tau bola, “Main tumhein beti hi manta hoon, par behak gaya tha—mujhe maaf kar do.” Shabana ne tai se poochha, “Aap bhi isme shamil hain?” Tai boli, “Beti, main buddhi ho gayi hoon. Kuch saalon baad hum dono nahi rahenge. Main isse samjhati thi ke yeh betiyan hain, inhe aise na dekho. Par isne tum mein khoobsurati dekhi—isse raha nahi gaya. Main biwi hoon—iska dukh na samjhoon toh kaun samjhega? Maine na ijazat di, na razamandi di—tum iski yeh harkat pehli aur aakhri samajh kar maaf kar do.”
Shabana ka dil naram ho gaya, “Theek hai.” Sana ne bhi kaha, “Theek hai.” Sab chai peene lage. Tau uth kar lawn mein chala gaya—ghamzada hokar walk karne laga. Shabana uske paas gayi, “Tau, ek sawal hai—aapko ghar ka chappa chappa nahi pata, toh panty kaise li? Main toh chhupa kar rakhti hoon.” Tau ne kaha, “Agar main bataun, toh mujhe kya milega?” Shabana boli, “Aap maar se bach gaye—aur kya chahiye?” Tau ne kaha, “Beti, mujh pe reham karo. Main buddha hoon—main khush hota hoon, toh tujhe tasalli milegi. Main yahan hamesha thodi rehne wala hoon? Agar main bataun ke panty kaise dhoondi, toh mujhe kya milega?” Shabana ne kaha, “Jo mangna hai mang lo, par apni aukaat dekh kar.” Tau bola, “Yeh tera shauhar ka kamaal hai. Maine uski kamzori pakad li—usse kaha ke mujhe pata hai tujhe maza aata hai jab teri biwi ya behen pe haath phirta hai. Muth marte waqt teri nunni khadi thi.”
Shabana ne sar pakad liya, “Yeh chhoti nunni wala gandu nahi sudhrega!” Tau hans pada, “Agar woh chhota hai, toh mujhe kya kahegi?” Shabana boli, “Aap zyada free na hon—hum mein aisa mazak nahi hai. Chahe aapka bada ho, main aapse aisa mazak nahi kar sakti.” Tau muskura kar bola, “Chalo, yeh toh bada hai na?” Shabana bhi hans padi. Jab woh mud kar jaane lagi, tau uski gaand ko upar neeche jata dekh raha tha. Shabana ne peeche mud kar dekha, “Aapki beti barabar hoon?” Tau bola, “Beti barabar hai, par beti toh nahi!” Dono muskura diye. Tau ne kaha, “Ruko—tune kaha tha agar jawab doonga, toh kuch bhi mang sakta hoon.” Shabana qareeb aayi, “Haan, par aukaat ke mutabiq.” Tau bola, “Meri aukaat yahi hai—har roz apni panty de do taaki zindagi jee sakoon. Tumhein dobara waisa dekhna mere naseeb mein nahi—Sana se bhi yahi tamanna hai.” Shabana gussa ho gayi, “Maine kaha tha galat baat nahi karenge!” Tau bola, “Kya meri aukaat itni gir gayi ke panty bhi na mile?” Shabana muh phula kar wapas chali gayi.
Andar ja kar Sana ke paas baithi. Sana ne poochha, “Kya hua?” Shabana ne sari baat batayi. Sana boli, “Bhabhi, ek baat bataun? Bura na mano.” Shabana ne kaha, “Nahi.” Sana boli, “Kal jab gunda aur tau muth maar rahe the, mere mamme daba rahe the—mujhe ajeeb sa maza aa raha tha. Main rone ka natak kar rahi thi taaki koi mujhe badchalan na samjhe.” Shabana muskura di, “Isme tera qusoor nahi.” Sana ne poochha, “Bhai ko koi bimari hai kya? Unki nunni itni chhoti—tau aur gunde ka itna bada tha!” Shabana boli, “Nahi, yeh qismat hai. Tere bhai ki sabse chhoti hai—tau ka acha khasa hai, tune dekha hi.” Usne gusse se kaha, “Par is panty wali harkat se aaj Ahmed ki khair nahi—main ispe gussa utaarungi. Tu bhi aana, tayyar reh—is gandu pe koi reham nahi hoga.”
Sana boli, “Tau ki yeh ek masoom si darkhwast hai—maan lena chahiye. Isse woh panty tak mehdood rahenge, humein chhutkara milega.” Shabana ne kaha, “Haan, main bhi yeh soch rahi thi.” Dono ne tau ko ishara kiya. Tau aaya—Shabana boli, “Aapko roz panty mil jayegi.” Tau ne kaha, “Par used chahiye.” Sana ne poochha, “Used ka kya karenge?” Tau bola, “Main buddha ho gaya hoon—aage nahi ja sakta. Tumhari panty sung kar guzara kar lunga.” Shabana aur Sana sharma gayi, “Theek hai—shaam ko mil jayegi.” Tau ne chal chali, “Har subah tum dono panty check karaogi ke raat wali de rahi ho ya koi aur—warna mujhe lagega tum dhoka kar rahi ho.” Shabana hans padi, “Jugad shaanpatti nahi dekha!” Tau bola, “Koi badi baat nahi—ab dikhlao kya pehna hai.” Shabana ne kaha, “Thoda sa dikha denge.” Dono khadi hui—shalwar se panty ki taar thodi si dikhayi. Tau ne apna lund pakad liya, masalne laga. Shabana gussa ho gayi, “Apni aukaat mein raho! Jab panty denge, tab karna—ab nahi!” Tau ne kaha, “Theek hai—par koi aur kaam ho toh batana. Yeh baat hum teeno tak rahegi.” Dono wahan se chali gayi. Tau dil mein sochne laga, “Ab toh maze hi maze hain!”
Itne mein Ahmed ne ‘Ravi’ ban kar kaam se phone kiya, “Shabana ji, kya haal hai?” Shabana panty wale waqie se gussa thi, “Aaj is chhoti nunni wale ki khair nahi!” Usne Ravi ko sari kahani sunayi, “Aaj main isse saza doongi ke yeh zindagi bhar yaad rakhega!” Ahmed raat ki saza se darr gaya—usne shaam karne ki koshish ki, “Arre, chhod do.” Shabana boli, “Nahi, aaj iski maut pakki hai!” Ahmed ki phat gayi—kaam khatam hokar ghar jaate waqt woh yahi sochta raha ke kya hone wala hai. Ghar pahuncha—Shabana aur Sana ka muh latka hua tha. Khana khane ke baad, Ahmed cigarette pee raha tha—tau qareeb aaya, “Sorry, meri panty pakdi gayi. Unhein pata chal gaya ke yeh teri harkat hai.” Ahmed ne maatha pakad liya, “Ab toh meri khair nahi!”
Raat ko khana khane ke baad Ahmed kamre mein gaya. Shabana aayi, “Maine tujhe kaha tha ke apni fantasy se door reh—tune meri aur Sana ki panty tau ko di? Ab bol, tujhe saza na doon toh kya karun?” Ahmed mukar gaya, “Maine nahi di!” Shabana boli, “Soch le—main tujhe maaf kar rahi thi, par tu jhoot bol raha hai!” Ahmed ne kaha, “Main tujhse pyar karta hoon—teri hifazat nahi karunga toh kaun karega?” Shabana boli, “Acha, theek hai—ek minute baith.” Woh tau ke kamre mein gayi, usse bula layi. Tau aaya—Shabana ne kaha, “Aap batayein ke aapne mujhse kya kaha tha—yeh mukar raha hai.” Tau bola, “Maine Ahmed ki kamzori pakad li—usse kaha ke mujhe pata hai tujhe maza aata hai jab teri biwi ya behen pe haath phirta hai. Muth marte waqt teri nunni khadi thi. Usne panty dene ka wada kiya aur di.”
Ahmed gusse se laal peela ho gaya—koi chara nahi tha. Woh Shabana ke pairon pe gir pada. Shabana ne poochha, “Ab tujhe kya saza doon?” Tau ne kaha, “Jo saza deni hai do, par hamari deal karo.” Ahmed ne poochha, “Kaisi deal?” Shabana boli, “Woh meri aur tau ki baat hai. Tu saza bol—kya lega?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Jo deni hai de, par deal bata—main tera shauhar hoon!” Shabana boli, “Dekh le—jo saza doongi, bardasht kar lega?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Kar lunga.” Shabana boli, “Deal yeh hai—har subah main aur Sana apni panty tau ko check karaenge, shaam ko used panty denge.” Ahmed hairan ho gaya—uski fantasy kaamyaab hoti dikhi. “Acha, saza kya hai?” Shabana ne tau ki taraf dekha, “Isko saza doon?” Tau ne kaha, “Saza banta hai.” Shabana boli, “Aap isse saza do—main aap pe chhodti hoon.” Tau ne kaha, “Dekh lo—meri saza manzoor hogi?” Shabana boli, “Mujhe haath nahi laga sakte—jo abhi nahi kiya, woh bhi nahi mang sakte. Baaki jo karna hai, karo.”
Tau bola, “Theek hai—main woh nahi mangta jo nahi kiya. Bas mujhe us din ki yaad dila do jab maine tumhari aur Sana ke saamne muth maari thi.” Shabana aur Ahmed hairan reh gaye. Ahmed ne mana kiya, “Nahi, ab iska zikr nahi!” Shabana apni zabaan de chuki thi, “Insaaf hoga—aisa hi hoga. Tau, aainda humare beech nahi aayenge—yeh pehli aur aakhri baat hai.” Tau muskura kar bola, “Theek hai.” Shabana ne kaha, “Sana ko door rakhein—bas humare beech yeh karo.” Tau ne kaha, “Theek hai.” Kamre ka darwaza band kiya. Shabana zameen pe pairon ke upar baith gayi. Tau ne shalwar utaari, apna lund nikala, masalne laga—Shabana ke muh ke qareeb, kabhi naak ke paas, kabhi aankhon ke paas le jata. Muh ko naap raha tha, par chhoo nahi raha—wade ke mutabiq haath nahi lagana tha. Shabana ki raal tapak rahi thi—bada lauda muh mein lene ka mann tha, par ruk gayi.
Tau bola, “Saza poori nahi hui—Ahmed, shalwar neeche kar, apni nunni dikha!” Ahmed ne kaha, “Mujhe shauq nahi tum dono ke saath shamil hone ka!” Tau ne Ahmed ki shalwar kheench di—uska chhota lund khada tha. Tau hansne laga, “Bhenchod, yeh dekho!” Shabana tau ka lauda dekhti, phir Ahmed ki nunni—hansi ja rahi thi. Tau bola, “Saza us din ki hai—us din teri gaand se kapda bhi hata tha. Shalwar neeche kar!” Shabana bhool gayi thi—usne maan liya. Shalwar neeche ki—uski chikni gaand tau ke saamne thi. Tau ne haath lagaya—Shabana boli, “Haath nahi lagana tha!” Tau ne kaha, “Us din lagaya tha—ek minute ke liye.” Haath hataate waqt ungli gaand ke andar chali gayi—tau ne ungli naak pe lagayi, muh mein daal li. Shabana muskura di. Ahmed ki nunni phatakne lagi. Tau apna lauda masal raha tha, Shabana Ahmed ko dekhti, sharminda thi—Ahmed bhi sharminda tha.
Ahmed ne himmat karke bola, “Shabana, ek kaam kar sakta hoon—ijazat de?” Shabana ne poochha, “Kya?” Ahmed ne kaha, “Mujhe bhi saath karne de.” Shabana boli, “Theek hai—par jab tau ka pani nikle, tu neeche hoga.” Ahmed hairan ho gaya, “Nahi, aisa nahi ho sakta! Tu meri biwi hai—mujhe aise zaleel mat kar!” Shabana boli, “Main majboor hoon—yeh saza tune chuni hai, chhoti moongphali wale.”
Tau ne Shabana ki baat pe haami bhari, “Haan, bilkul waisa hi hoga jaise us din hua tha.” Dono muth marne lage—tau ka bada lauda haath mein tha, aur woh Ahmed ka mazak uda raha tha, “Bhenchod, is chhoti nunni se bhi pani nikalta hai ya sirf qatra tapakta hai? Chhote lund ka harami!” Shabana tau ki taraf dekhti, muskura rahi thi—uske mote laude ko baar baar ghoor rahi thi, aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak thi. Ek minute baad Ahmed ka pani nikalne laga. Shabana ne kaha, “Apne haath pe nikalo—tu abhi saza mein hai!” Ahmed ne sharmindagi se haath pe nikala. Tau ne shaitaani se kaha, “Ya apne muh pe mal le, madarchod!” Shabana ne tau ko roka, “Mere shauhar ki aise beizzati mat karo!” Phir Ahmed ki taraf mud kar boli, “Fikar mat kar—agar tu nahi chahta, toh aisa kabhi nahi hoga. Main teri izzat ki hifazat karungi.”
Ek dum tau ne bola, “Mujhe lagta hai mera pani nikalne wala hai!” Shabana ne Ahmed ko kaha, “Jaldi aa—neeche let ja taaki yeh jaldi khatam ho aur saza poori ho!” Ahmed hairan reh gaya. Abhi Shabana uski izzat ki baat kar rahi thi, aur ab usse tau ke neeche lita rahi thi taaki uska pani uske muh pe gire. “Shabana,” Ahmed ne ghabrate hue kaha, “Yeh kya kar rahi hai?” Shabana ne tasalli di, “Fikar mat kar—yeh sirf saza hai. Jo us din hua, wahi hoga—aur kuch nahi.” Ahmed neeche let gaya—uski chhoti nunni phir phatakne lagi. Tau aur Shabana yeh dekh kar hairan reh gaye. Tau ne Shabana ko aankh maari, “Dekh, iski mong phali phir khadi ho gayi!” Shabana sharma gayi—uske gaal laal ho gaye, lekin aankhon mein ek shaitaani thi.
Tau ne ek dum bola, “Woh dekho—shayad koi aaya hai!” Ahmed ne gate ki taraf dekha. Is mauke pe tau ne apna lauda Shabana ke honton ke saath chipka diya. Shabana ke hont uske garam, mote laude se chhoo gaye—uski aankhein Ahmed ki taraf thi. Woh door hona chahti thi, par tau ki taqat ne usse rok rakha tha. Ahmed bola, “Wahan koi nahi hai!” Shabana bikhri—tau ke laude ka maza uske honton pe alag hi tha. Uske dil mein ek ajeeb si garmi chadh rahi thi, lekin gussa bhi tha. Usne tau se kaha, “Ahmed, mujhe lagta hai koi aaya hai!” Ahmed ne dobara dekha—tau ne phir apna lauda Shabana ke honton pe chipkaya. Ahmed ne jab tak dekha, Shabana ne jaldi se alag kar diya. Tau ab poora garam ho chuka tha—uski saansein tez thi. Shabana ne Ahmed ka sar pakad kar neeche rakha, “Ab jaldi khatam karo!”
Tau bola, “Ab mera pani nikalne wala hai!” Usne Shabana ke chehre pe pani giraya—laude ka topa uske honton se ragda. Ahmed yeh sab neeche se dekh raha tha—uski chhoti nunni dobara khadi ho gayi. Shabana ke muh se pani tapakta hua Ahmed ke muh pe gira. Shabana ko kuch sujhi—usne Ahmed ke upar wala pani uske muh pe achhi tarah mal diya, jaise tau ka makeup uspe laga rahi ho. Tau hans pada, “Bhenchod, makeup zabardast kiya!” Shabana zor se khilkhila kar hans padi—uski hansi mein ek shaitaani thi. Woh washroom gayi, fresh hokar wapas aayi. Tau aur Ahmed baithe the—Ahmed bhi washroom gaya, fresh hua.
Itne mein tau ne Shabana se kaha, “Maine duniya dekhi hai—tera rishtedaar bhi hoon. Humein dost ban jana chahiye.” Ahmed wapas aaya—Shabana boli, “Kya aainda yeh baat dohraayi nahi jayegi? Yeh sirf ek saza thi.” Tau ne kaha, “Theek hai—bas ek baar.” Shabana boli, “Tau, apne kamre mein jao.” Tau ne phir chal chali, “Shayad koi aaya hai!” Ahmed ne darwaze ki taraf dekha—tau ne Shabana ke mamme daba diye. Shabana ek dum uchal padi, gusse se boli, “Yahan se jao! Aainda aisi harkat nahi honi chahiye!” Tau muskura kar chala gaya, lekin dil mein soch raha tha, “Yeh toh maze ka shuruaat hai!”
Shabana Ka Gussa Aur Naya Proposal
Shabana aur Ahmed kamre mein akele reh gaye. Shabana ne Ahmed ko ghoor kar dekha, “Ab aainda koi aisi harkat mat karna—main nahi chahti ke teri izzat na ho, tujhe zaleel hona pade.” Usne afsos se kaha, “Jo kuch bhi hua, teri wajah se hua—par isme teri fantasy bhi poori hui, chhoti nunni wale!” Ahmed chup raha, thodi der socha, phir bola, “Shabana, kya aisa nahi ho sakta ke hum dost ban jayein aur saath mil kar koi plan banayein? Jisme na humein nuqsaan ho, na teri khwahish adhoori rahe, aur meri bhi poori ho?” Shabana ne hairani se usse dekha, “Ho toh sakta hai—par iske liye tujhe mujhpe 100% bharosa rakhna hoga. Koi baat chhupani nahi—agar 100% trust nahi diya, toh main aage kadam nahi uthaungi.”
Ahmed se wada lene ki koshish ki—usne haath chhudaya, “Shabana, ek baat bolun?” Shabana boli, “Bol.” Ahmed ruk gaya—woh ‘Ravi’ ke baare mein batane wala tha, par dil mein darr tha ke Shabana ka gussa phir bhadak jayega. Usne baat ghuma di, “Main tujhse pyar karta hoon—koi plan banayein toh saath banayein. Teri khushi meri khushi hai.” Shabana ne ghoor kar dekha, “Theek hai—par agar tune kuch chhupaya, toh teri khair nahi, chhoti mong phali wale!” Ahmed hans pada, “Kuch nahi chhupaunga—tu meri dost hai.” Shabana muskura di, lekin aankhon mein shak ki chamak thi.
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Part 9:sana ki entry-ravi ki asliyat-ahmad ki saza
Agla din subah hua—Shabana aur Ahmed ne tau ko dekha toh dono bade khush the. Ek dum Ahmed ke phone pe message aaya—gaon mein koi mar gaya tha, aur tau-tai ko wahan jana padega. Tau aur tai dil se nahi jana chahte the—asal mein tau ke maze abhi shuru hue the, panty ka silsila chal pada tha, aur ghar mein uski haramzada khushi peak pe thi. Jab unhone yeh baat ghar walon ko batayi, Sana ke chehre pe thodi si khushi chhayi—woh tau ki besharmi se thak gayi thi. Lekin Ahmed sabse zyada udaas ho gaya—tau ne usse asli maza dilaya tha, uski chhoti nunni ki khwahish poori ki thi.

Tau apne kapde pack kar raha tha—Shabana kamre mein aayi, muskurati hui. Tau ne kaha, "Ab teri jaan chhoot rahi hai, na?" Shabana ne shaitaani se jawab diya, "Haan, par agar dobara aana ho toh batana—humein acha lagega. Tumhare laude ke bina ghar suna lagega!" Tau hans pada. Shabana ne ek chhota sa packet uske haath mein diya—tau ne khola toh uski aankhein khuli ki khuli reh gayi. Packet mein Shabana aur Sana ki used panty thi—ek purple, ek red. Sana peeche khadi thi, muskura rahi thi—jaise kehti ho, "Yeh le, buddhe—apni yaadgaari!" Tau ne shukriya ada kiya, "Arre wah, bhenchod—yeh toh meri zindagi ka jackpot hai!" Woh gate ki taraf badha—Ahmed ne usse gale lagaya. Tau ne kaha, "Ab main pata nahi kab aaunga—koi acha intezam kar lena, chhote lund wale. Shabana jaisa maal teri nunni se shant nahi ho payega—koi bada lauda dhoondh!" Ahmed ke dil mein ek ajeeb si khushi aur udaasi saath chali.

Tau aur tai ke jaane ke baad ghar suna-suna sa lag raha tha. Sana ne Shabana se kaha, "Bhabhi, tau ki harkaton ki aadat pad gayi thi—ab bore ho raha hai." Shabana ne tasalli di, "Fikar mat kar—koi na koi raah nikalenge. Tere bhai ki chhoti mong phali se kaam nahi chalega—kuch bada karna padega!" Sana ne poochha, "Raat ko tumne kaha tha ke bhai ko saza dete waqt mujhe bulaogi—kya hua? Mujhe bulaya nahi." Shabana ne muskura kar kaha, "Mainne mamla nipat liya—agle baar tu zaroor aayegi. Tera gandu bhai ab chhup nahi payega!"

Ahmed bahar gaya—usne ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya, "Shabana ji, kya haal hai?" Shabana ne udaasi se kaha, "Hum bore ho rahe hain—tau nahi hai, ghar suna hai." Ahmed (Ravi ban kar) bola, "Maine kaha tha na—tumhein khushi hogi jab woh khush hote the?" Shabana boli, "Haan, yeh toh hai—ab pata nahi kya karoon." Ahmed ne shaitaani se kaha, "Apne shauhar ke saath dosti badhao—koi hal nikaalo. Woh bhi yahi chahta hai—Sana ko bhi shamil kar lo!" Shabana ne socha, phir boli, "Haan, sahi keh raha hai—iss chhote nunni wale gandu ko ab shamil karna padega. Jitna kuch ho chuka hai, ab iski chhoti mong phali ke saath hi kaam chalana hai!" Ahmed ke muh se raal tapak padi—usne kaha, "Haan, aur woh gunda? Uska lauda bhi bada tha—usse dobara bulao!" Shabana hans padi, "Haan, uska lauda toh yaadgaar tha—dekhte hain!"

Raat Ka Naya Khel
Raat ko Ahmed ghar aaya—khana khaya, aur kamre mein gaya. Shabana ke qareeb gaya, usse gale lagaya. Shabana ne chheda, "Aaj bada pyar aa raha hai—kya baat hai?" Ahmed ne shaitaani se kaha, "Tuj jaisa maal hai, pyar na aaye toh kaise chalega? Teri gaand ke saamne mera dil dhadakta hai!" Shabana hans padi, "Yeh toh hai—par kya acha hota agar tera lauda bada hota? Khair, teri chhoti nunni bhi chalegi—hum dono ek hain, ek doosre se pyar karte hain." Aaj Shabana ne Ahmed ko zaleel nahi kiya—balki pyar kiya, usse apne upar aane diya. Ahmed upar chadha—par neeche jane ke ek minute baad hi uska pani nikal gaya. Shabana ne mazak uraya, "Wah, aaj 10 second baad nikal gaya—naya record hai, chhoti mong phali wale!" Ahmed bhi hans pada—Shabana ne gusse se kaha, "Ab main kya karoon, gandu? Teri nunni toh phatak ke khatam!"

Ahmed ne kaha, "Main dildo le aata hoon!" Shabana boli, "Theek hai—ja!" Itne mein Sana bahar ghoom rahi thi—apne kamre jane ke liye. Usse kamre se baatein sunayi di—woh darwaze ke paas khadi ho gayi, chupke se dekha. Ahmed ek bada kala lauda (dildo) nikaal kar Shabana ke paas la raha tha. Shabana ne kaha, "Aaj ek kaam karte hain—isse apne muh pe rakho aur bandh lo!" Ahmed ne kala dildo apne muh pe rakha, ek dhaage se bandh liya—ab uske muh ki jagah ek bada kala lauda laga hua tha. Shabana ne kaha, "Ab let ja, harami!" Ahmed let gaya—Shabana boli, "Main is laude pe baithne ki koshish karti hoon—pehle ispe tel lagao." Ahmed ne tel nikala, dildo pe lagaya—Shabana dheere dheere uspe baithi. Speed badhayi—chillane lagi, "Ahh, ahh, mar gayi—bhenchod, tau aur andar daal! Yeh gandu nunni wala kuch nahi kar sakta!"

Ahmed ki aankhein khul gayi—Sana ka haath apni choot pe chala gaya, woh masalne lagi. Shabana ki speed tez hui—woh Ahmed ki takleef nahi dekh rahi thi. Dildo uske muh pe laga tha—Shabana apni gaand patah patah uske muh pe maar rahi thi. Kabhi Ahmed ki chhoti nunni pe thappad lagati, galiyan deti, "Gandu, teri yahi aukaat hai! Bhenchod, yeh mong phali toh tau ke laude ke saamne launda bhi nahi!" Sana chupke dekhti rahi—uski saansein tez ho gayi. 10 minute baad Shabana jhad gayi—uska pani dildo ke saath saath Ahmed ke muh pe gira. Ahmed ne jaldi dildo hataya—Shabana boli, "Yeh pani muh mein daal, harami!" Ahmed ne pani muh mein liya, nigal liya—Shabana ne poochha, "Kaisa laga? Zyada dard toh nahi hua?" Ahmed ne kaha, "Nahi—thodi si chubhan hui bas."

Shabana boli, "Tujhe bura toh nahi laga ke mainne tau ka naam liya?" Ahmed ne kaha, "Nahi." Shabana ne shaitaani se kaha, "Asal mein maza karte waqt kisi ka toh sochna padta hai—teri chhoti nunni ke baare mein soch bhi nahi sakti! Isliye tau ka socha—agle baar shayad us gunde ka soch loon. Uska lauda toh tau se bhi bada tha—bhenchod, kya maza tha!" Ahmed ke muh se raal tapak padi—uski fantasy phir jag gayi. Shabana ne poochha, "Ek baat bata—Sana ko bhi shamil karna chahta hai, jaise hum kar rahe hain? Woh bechari bore ho rahi hai—par sharmili hai, usse dheere dheere laana padega. Hum jo plan banayein, usme woh barabar ki hissa banegi." Ahmed ne darrte hue kaha, "Kya uske saamne bhi meri beizzati karegi?" Shabana hans padi, "Yeh yaad rakh—ab tujhe beizzati mein hi maza aayega, izzat mein nahi! Waise bhi tune apni behen ki izzat roll kar di thi—main usse aaram se baat karoongi. Ab jo plan banega, usme woh shamil hogi—par agar mujhe pata chala ke tu mujhse bina poochhe koi harkat karta hai, toh main teri gaand kisi bhi gali ke gunde se marwa doongi!"

Ahmed ke dil mein khauf saath tha—usne kaha, "Nahi, aisa kaise bol sakti hai?" Shabana ne gusse se kaha, "Dosti mein koi hadd nahi hoti—main tera khayal rakhti hoon, jo tu chahta tha. Ab tu mera khayal rakh—warna yeh chhoti nunni gali ke laude ke neeche dab jayegi!" Ahmed ne razamandi di, "Theek hai." Usne poochha, "Ab kisko shamil karein?" Shabana boli, "Sochte hain—aisa banda jo shareef ho, humein nuqsaan na de, ghar ki baat ghar mein rakhe." Ahmed ne kaha, "Phir toh koi buzurg dhoondhna padega." Shabana hans padi, "Buzurg hi sahi—unka lauda bhi teri chhoti mong phali se bada hi hoga, gandu!" Dono zor se hansne lage—Sana darwaze ke paas chhup kar sun rahi thi, muskura rahi thi, uske dil mein bhi ek ajeeb si khushi jag rahi thi.

Ahmed ne kaha, "Mere dost hain—main unka pata karoon?" Shabana ne gusse se kaha, "Nayi randi samajh rakha hai kya? Aisi baat mat kar—hum khud dekhenge, khud milega! Sana jaisa maal aur mera jaisa maal ho—koi lauda neeche nahi reh sakta, samjha chhoti nunni wale?" Ahmed chup ho gaya—Shabana ki shatir dosti ab uske liye ek naye khel ka aagaaz thi.

Itne mein Ahmed ne ek badi bewakoofi kar di—kamra shant tha, Shabana bistar pe baithi thi, Sana darwaze ke paas chhup kar sun rahi thi. Ahmed ne dosti ka wada yaad kiya aur bola, "Shabana, tune kaha tha ke ab hum 100% ek doosre pe bharosa karenge—jhoot nahi bolenge. Toh aaj main ek sach bolna chahta hoon." Shabana ne ghoor kar dekha, uski aankhon mein shak aur thodi si narazgi thi, "Bol, kya hai tera sach?" Ahmed ne thodi si himmat jutaayi—uske haath kaanp rahe the, dil zor zor se dhadak raha tha—aur shuru se aakhir tak sara waqia sunaya. "Ravi asal mein main hi hoon! Jo phone pe baatein hui, woh sab main tha—teri har baat sunta tha, tujhse plan banata tha, tau ke saath gande khel ke liye tujhe uksata tha—sab meri chhoti nunni ka khel tha!" Yeh sunte hi Shabana ke chehre pe khoon utar aaya—uski aankhein laal ho gayi, gussa uske sar pe chadh gaya, aur woh zor zor se rone lagi. Uske aansoon tapakne lage—chehra haath mein chhupa kar woh boli, "Bhenchod, tu harami hai!"

Ahmed darr gaya—usne Shabana ko tasalli dene ki koshish ki, qareeb gaya, haath badhaya—par Shabana ne ek zordaar thappad uske muh pe rakh diya, "Gandu, tune mere jazbaat se khela! Main Ravi ko apna dost samajh baithi thi—uski baaton mein sukoon milta tha, aur tu harami uske roop mein meri dil ki baat sunta tha aur apni gandi khwahish poori karta tha?" Ahmed ka chehra laal ho gaya—woh sharmindagi se bola, "Shabana, maaf kar de—Ravi ki jagah mujhe hi dost bana lo—baat toh wahi hai!" Shabana ne aansoon ponchte hue kaha, "Baat wahi hai? Tu harami hai ya dost? Tune mujhe tau ke saamne besharam banaya—ab dost banne ka natak kar raha hai, chhoti mong phali wale?"

Sana darwaze ke paas chhup kar sun rahi thi—uski aankhein bhar aayi, dil mein gussa aur dukh ka toofan utha. "Yeh gandu mera bhai hai? Issne humein aisa kiya jo koi dushman bhi na kare!" woh soch rahi thi. Ahmed ki harkaton ne usse itna gussa dilaya ke uska dil chahta tha ke bhai ko maarne chale jaye—par woh chup rahi, aansoon tapakne lage. Usne socha, "Yeh itna gir gaya ke apni behen ki izzat bhi tau ke saamne khol di—bhenchod, kya harami hai yeh!"

Shabana ne apne aansoon ponchhe, aankhein laal thi—usne Ahmed ko ghoora, "Toh tu apne aap ko Ravi ki tarah dost banan chahta hai?" Ahmed ne jaldi se kaha, "Haan, Shabana—main tera dost banna chahta hoon, please maaf kar de!" Shabana ne shaitaani aur gusse ka mix dikhaya—ek thandi muskurahat ke saath boli, "Theek hai—par iski ek keemat hai." Ahmed ne darrte hue poochha, "Kya keemat?" Shabana ne thandi awaaz mein kaha, "Jis gunde ko tune ghar bheja tha—uska lauda muh mein lega!" Ahmed ke neeche se zameen khisak gayi—uske muh se chikh nikal gayi, "Aisa nahi ho sakta! Shabana, itna zaleel mat kar—main tera shauhar hoon, dost hoon—yeh kya haramzada saza hai?" Shabana hans padi, par uski hansi mein gussa tha, "Tu shauhar hai ya gandu? Tune mujhe tau ke saamne besharam banaya, Sana ki gaand khulwayi—ab teri baari hai, chhoti nunni wale!"

Itne mein Shabana ne Sana ko awaaz di, "Sana, jaldi aa!" Sana natak karti hui thodi der baad aayi—jaise woh bahar na khadi ho. Woh kamre mein dakhil hui, aankhein laal, chehra gusse se bharpoor—par yeh sab dikhawa tha. Shabana ne gusse se kaha, "Dekh, yeh tera bhai—sabse bada gandu hai! Chhota sa mong phali lund hai, par dimaag bada harami hai! Issne sara program rachaya—humein tau-tai ke saamne besharam banaya, gunde bulaye, humein randiyon ki tarah nachaya—yeh sab ka jurm ki jad hai!" Sana ne natak mein gussa dikhaya, Ahmed ko galiyan di, "Bhenchod gandu, main tujhe bada bhai samajhti thi—tune humein kisi kutte se bhi bura banaya! Tau ke saamne meri gaand kholi, Shabana ko zaleel kiya—tu insan nahi, harami ka baccha hai!" Ahmed hairan tha—aaj uski zillat ka ek alag hi din tha. Usne Shabana ko tokte hue kaha, "Mujhe manzoor hai!"

Shabana ne poochha, "Kya manzoor hai, gandu?" Ahmed ne sharmindagi aur darr ke saath kaha, "Jo gunda mainne ghar bheja tha—uska lauda muh mein loonga!" Shabana boli, "Ab main usse kaise bulau?" Ahmed ne kaha, "Pehle jaise bulaya tha—phone kar!" Shabana ne phone nikala, gunde ko call kiya. Gunde ne uthaya, "Bolo, boss—khair se phone kiya?" Shabana boli, "Iss baar shauhar ke muh mein dena hai—jiski biwi ke saamne tune muth maari thi!" Gunda zor se hans pada, "Bhenchod, us gandu ke muh mein doonga—toh bada samajhdaar hai, harami! Lekin paisa triple—30 hazaar!" Shabana ne kaha, "Theek hai—paisa yeh gandu hi dega!" Gunde ne poochha, "Kab karna hai?" Shabana ne Ahmed ki taraf dekha—usne ishara kiya, "Subah!" Gunde ne kaha, "Theek hai—subah milta hoon, bhenchod!" Phone band hua.

Raat Ka Tension Aur Ganda Mazak
Shabana aur Sana ek doosre ko tasalli dene lagi—Sana boli, "Bhabhi, yeh gandu ne humein kahin ka nahi chhoda!" Shabana ne kaha, "Ab hum teeno ne iss ghar mein rehna hai—dost ban kar rahenge, ek doosre ke backup honge. Jo bhi karenge, razamandi se hoga. Kal ka waqia ek saza hai—par mujhe umeed hai mera Ahmed mera dost ban jayega." Ahmed ko tasalli hui—usne socha, "Shayad ab sab theek ho—par subah kya hoga?" Shabana ne Sana se kaha, "Aaj tu yahin so ja—iss gandu ko sari raat darr lagega. Subah isse lauda muh mein lena hai!" Ahmed ka dil dhadakne laga—woh bola, "Tum dono mujhe darao mat—main tayyar hoon!"

Phir Shabana ne Ahmed se poochha, "Tune kabhi apni behen ko haath lagaya hai?" Ahmed ne kaha, "Nahi—main soch bhi nahi sakta!" Sana ne ek thappad rakh diya, "Toh us gunde ka intezam kyun kiya, harami? Tune meri gaand tau ke saamne khol di thi—bhenchod, ab muh se safai de raha hai?" Ahmed ne kaha, "Woh meri fantasy ke liye tha—sorry, Sana!" Shabana hans padi, "Chhoti nunni wale, ab tujhe saza bhi milegi aur maza bhi—par meri marzi se!" Sana ne bhi gusse ko chhod kar thodi si muskurahat dikhayi—teenon ke dil mein ek nayi shuruaat thi.

Raat bhar Ahmed so na saka—uske dil mein darr tha, "Subah gunde ka lauda muh mein kaise loonga?" Shabana aur Sana uske saath kamre mein thi—dono uska mazak uda rahi thi. Shabana boli, "Gandu, teri chhoti mong phali toh tau ke saamne bhi sharma jaati thi—ab gunde ka 9-inch lauda kaise jhelegi?" Sana ne chheda, "Bhaiya, tera muh toh pehle se chhota hai—usse kya lagta hai, 9-inch andar jayega? Bhenchod, tu toh muh mein hi atak jayega!" Ahmed ka chehra laal ho gaya—woh bola, "Tum dono mujhe darao mat—main dost hoon!" Shabana hans padi, "Dost hai toh saza bhi dost dost khelta hai—kal teri nunni ka makeup hoga—gunde ka pani teri muh mein suit karega!"

Sana ne kaha, "Bhabhi, tau ke jaane ke baad bore ho raha hai—ab yeh gandu humein kya maza dilayega?" Shabana ne kaha, "Fikar mat kar—kal gunda aayega, hum teeno ek saath enjoy karenge. Iss chhoti nunni wale ko bhi thodi si khushi mil jayegi—uski fantasy poori ho jayegi!" Ahmed ne sharmindagi se kaha, "Tum dono meri wajah se besharam ban gayi—ab mujhe saza kyun?" Shabana boli, "Bhenchod, tune Ravi ban kar mujhe besharam banaya—ab gunde ka lauda muh mein lega, tab teri aukaat samajh aayegi!" Sana ne thappad maar kar kaha, "Gandu bhaiya, tu apni behen ki gaand tau ke saamne khulwayega—aur ab sharafat dikhayega? Yeh chhoti mong phali toh tau ke laude ke saamne bhi thak jaati thi!" Ahmed chup ho gaya—raat bhar teeno ke beech mazak aur tension chalta raha.

Shabana ne ek ganda mazak chheda, "Ahmed, teri nunni toh itni chhoti hai ke gunda usse muh mein daalne ki jagah apni gaand mein daal lega—bhenchod, teri aukaat hi kya hai!" Sana hans padi, "Haan, bhaiya—gunda bolega, ‘Yeh toh mere laude ke saamne chhota sa keeda hai—isse muh mein daaloon ya gaand mein?’" Ahmed ne sharmindagi se sar jhukaya, "Tum dono mujhe pagal kar dogi!" Shabana boli, "Pagal nahi, harami—tu humein pagal banata raha, ab teri baari hai!" Raat bhar yeh mazak chalta raha—Ahmed ka darr badhta gaya, par kahin dil mein ek ajeeb si khushi bhi thi.

Khair, subah hui—suraj nikalte hi ghar ke darwaze pe zor zor se thappad padne lage. Ahmed ne bistar pe aankhein malte hue socha, "Bhenchod, yeh din bhi aa gaya!" Gunda apne do sathiyon ke saath ghar pahuncha—ek mota sa gora aadmi, 6-foot lambaa, uski shalwar mein ek bada sa ubhar dikh raha tha, jaise koi hathoda chhupa ho. Doosre do uske pichhe khade cigarette pee rahe the. Ahmed darwaza kholne gaya—uske haath kaanp rahe the, dil zor zor se dhadak raha tha, pasina uske maathe se tapak raha tha. Gunde ne dekhte hi kaha, "Bhenchod, tu hai woh gandu—akela aane ko bola tha na?" Ahmed ne darrte hue kaha, "Haan, tujhe akela aane ko bola tha!" Gunda bola, "Tu kon hota hai mujhe bolne wala, harami? Main apne sathiyon ke saath hi aata hoon—tu kya meri aukaat batayega?"

Ahmed ne jaldi se apna phone nikala—gunde ko call kiya. Gunde ne foran uthaya, "Bolo, boss—main pahunch gaya!" Ahmed ne darrte hue kaha, "Yeh main hi hoon—apne do bandon ko wapas bhej!" Gunda hairan ho gaya, "Arre bhenchod, yeh kaise ho sakta hai? Tu boss hai—aur yeh gandu bhi tu hi hai?" Usne apne sathiyon ki taraf dekha, ek thook zameen pe thooka aur bola, "Chalo, nikal jao—yeh boss ka mamla hai!" Doosre do gunde wapas chale gaye—ek bola, "Bhenchod, yeh gandu apne muh mein lauda lega—maza aayega dekhne mein!" Ramesh hans pada, "Haan, madarchod—dekh lenge!"

Shabana aur Sana kamre se bahar nikli—dono ke chehre pe gussa aur shaitaani ka mix tha. Shabana ne nighty pehni hui thi, uski gaand usme se ubhar rahi thi—Sana ne ek chhoti si shorts pehni thi, uske chikne pair dikh rahe the. Shabana ne gunde ko ghoora, "Sari baat sun—yeh harami Ravi ban kar mujhe dhoka deta tha, aur tune iske plan ke saath humein zaleel kiya. Ab iski saza hai—iska lauda iske muh mein daal!" Ramesh ne Shabana ko ghoora, uski nazar uski gaand pe chali gayi—woh bola, "Bhenchod, madam—saza toh theek hai, par yeh gandu kyun meri aukaat mein aaya?" Shabana ne poochha, "Tera naam kya hai?" Gunde ne kaha, "Ramesh hoon, madam—lauda Ramesh ke naam se mashhoor!"

Shabana boli, "Theek hai, Ramesh—yeh tum dono ka apas ka hai—gaand dena ya gaand lena, par mujhe paisa kon dega?" Sana ne jaldi se kaha, "Main doongi—30 hazaar!" Ramesh ne shaitaani se kaha, "Par meri ek shart hai—agar saza ke taur pe kar rahi ho, toh sirf ek minute ke liye is gandu ke muh mein doonga. Main gaandon mein interest nahi rakhta—mera asli interest is gandu ki behen mein hai!" Yeh sunte hi Shabana ka gussa bhadak gaya—woh boli, "Nahi, bhenchod—Sana ko haath nahi lagega!" Itne mein Sana ne Shabana ka baazu pakad kar zor se dabaya—Shabana samajh gayi ke Sana bhi yahi chahti hai. Woh chup rahi—phir thodi der soch kar boli, "Theek hai—dekhenge!"

Ramesh ne ek gandi hansi di—usne apni shalwar utaari. Uska 9-inch ka lauda latak raha tha—kala, mota, aur thodi si smell wala, par abhi khada nahi tha. Ahmed ne dekha toh uska muh khula reh gaya—uske dil mein darr aur ajeeb si utsukta saath thi. Ramesh ne Ahmed ki taraf dekha aur bola, "Bhenchod, is gandu ko dekh kar mera lauda khada nahi hoga—tum mein se koi isse khada kar sakta hai? Haath laga kar?" Shabana ne Sana ki taraf dekha—Sana sharma gayi. Shabana boli, "Main karti hoon—iss gandu ki saza poori honi chahiye!" Usne Ramesh ka lauda haath mein pakda—woh itna bhaari tha ke Shabana ke haath mein pura nahi aaya. Woh boli, "Wah, bhenchod—yeh toh itna bhaari aur bada lauda hai ke mainne sapne mein bhi nahi dekha! Tau ka bhi iske saamne chhota lagta hai!"

Shabana ne usse hilana shuru kiya—Ramesh ke muh se siskari nikli, "Arre madam, pura randi hai tu—mal toh zabardast hai! Iss ke saath toh tu bhi aayegi!" Shabana muskurayi—uske gaal laal ho gaye, par woh Ahmed ko ghoor kar boli, "Dekh, chhoti nunni wale—yeh hai asli lauda!" Ramesh ka lauda tan gaya—9-inch se 11-inch ka ho gaya, mota aur sakht, jaise koi lohe ka danda. Ahmed ko darr lagne laga—usne socha, "Bhenchod, yeh mera muh phaad dega!" Ramesh ne Ahmed ko ghoora, "Oye gandu, zameen pe baith ja—ab teri saza shuru hoti hai!" Ahmed dheere se zameen pe baith gaya—uske haath pasine se bheeg gaye the.

Ramesh ne kaha, "Muh khol, harami!" Ahmed ne muh khola—par uske chehre pe sharmindagi thi. Ramesh ne Shabana ki taraf dekha, "Bhenchod, is gandu ke muh mein daalne ka bilkul maza nahi aayega—kya tum mujhe jab tak chuma de sakti ho?" Shabana hans padi, "Chuma? Yeh lauda hai ya lollypop?" Par woh Ramesh ke qareeb gayi—uske muh ke saath apna muh lagaya. Ramesh ke muh se thodi si badboo thi—par Shabana ko woh bhi khushboo lagne lagi, uski aankhein band ho gayi. Itne mein Ahmed ka muh khula tha—Ramesh ne apna 11-inch lauda uske muh mein daal diya. Ahmed ka gala phans gaya—uske muh se kha-kha ki awaazein aane lagi, aankhein bhar aayi.

Ramesh ne Sana ko bhi qareeb bulaya, "Jab main tum dono ko pyar kar raha hoon—iss gandu ka sar pakad kar andar bahar karo—yeh bhi mujhse nahi hoga!" Sana ne Ahmed ke baal pakde—aur zor zor se uska sar andar bahar karne lagi. Ahmed ke gale mein lauda phansta—kabhi uske muh se jhaag nikalti, kabhi uski saansein ruk jati. Sana hans padi, "Bhaiya, tera muh toh ab gunde ke laude ka ghar ban gaya—bhenchod, kitna maza aa raha hai!" Shabana bhi hans rahi thi—Ramesh ke muh se chuma lete hue boli, "Yeh gandu ab apni aukaat samajhega!" Ek minute baad Ramesh bola, "Bas, bhenchod—main aur iske muh mein nahi de sakta—yeh toh meri gaand bhi na jhel paye!"

Shabana ne kaha, "Ab teri saza poori hui, chhoti nunni wale—ab hum sab ache dost hain! Bol, aage kya karna hai?" Ahmed abhi rone wali haalat mein tha—uske muh se lauda nikalte hi woh zameen pe baith gaya, aankhein bhar aayi, par kuch bol nahi paya. Usne kaha, "Main thodi der bahar ja ke baithta hoon—tum log apna dekho." Woh bahar chala gaya—sar pakad kar lawn mein baith gaya, sochne laga, "Bhenchod, yeh kya ho gaya—meri fantasy ne mujhe kahan laakar chhoda?"

Andar ka mahaul garam tha—Ahmed bahar lawn mein sar pakad kar baitha tha, aur kamre mein ek naya khel shuru hone ko tayyar tha. Ramesh ne apni shalwar utaar di thi, uska 11-inch ka kala, mota lauda abhi bhi thoda latak raha tha, aur Shabana aur Sana dono usse ghoor rahi thi. Ramesh ne ek filmi villain ki tarah hansi di, "Haan haan haan! Ab asli picture shuru hoti hai!" Usne Sana ko paas bulaya—ek gandi muskurahat ke saath bola, "Shalwar utaar de, meri jaan—ab teri baari hai!" Sana ke gaal laal ho gaye, par Shabana ne gusse se kaha, "Nahi, bhenchod—shalwar nahi utregi! Sirf muh se kaam chalega—samjha, harami?"

Ramesh ne sar khujaya, ek nautanki wala andaaz dikhaya, "Arre madam, agar muh se hi kaam chalana hai—toh tu bhi aa! Dono ek saath chalo—iss laude ko thodi si pyar ki zarurat hai!" Shabana hans padi, "Yeh lauda hai ya koi bhookha shaitaan? Chal, main bhi aati hoon!" Woh qareeb gayi—ab Shabana aur Sana dono Ramesh ke bina katte hue, 11-inch ke laude ko ghoor rahi thi. Yeh kala, mota, thodi si smell wala tha—jaise koi purana hathoda jo abhi garam hone ko tayyar ho. Dono ke muh mein paani aa raha tha—Sana ne sharmate hue kaha, "Bhabhi, yeh toh tau ke laude se bhi bada lagta hai!" Shabana boli, "Haan, randi—tau ka toh iske saamne chhota sa lollypop tha!"

Ramesh ne ek filmi hero ki tarah pose banaya—lauda haath mein pakad kar bola, "Shuruaat kon karega, meri heroines? Yeh lauda Ramesh ka trademark hai—ek baar chakhogi toh bhool nahi paogi!" Sana ne sharmate hue kaha, "Main karti hoon—pehli baar kuch naya try karungi!" Usne jhuk kar laude ko chuma—chummm!—ek chhoti si awaaz nikli. Ramesh ne ek dramebaaz andaaz mein sar pakda, "Arre yeh kya bakchodi hai? Yeh koi ice cream nahi hai jo chumma lega—muh mein daal, randi!" Shabana zor se hans padi, "Haan, Sana—kya tune kabhi muh mein nahi liya?" Sana ne masoomiyat se kaha, "Nahi, bhabhi—mainne toh sirf tau ka lauda dekha tha, woh bhi door se!"

Shabana ne ek filmi heroine wala style dikhaya—baal peeche kiye, aankh maari, "Theek hai, behen—shuruaat main karti hoon! Yeh Ramesh ka lauda meri dildo ki guru hai—dekhna kaise handle karti hoon!" Usne Ramesh ka lauda haath mein pakda—thwack!—ek chhoti si awaaz hui jab usne usse thodi si thapki di. Phir Shabana ne apna muh khola—slurp!—lauda dheere dheere andar gaya, uske gale tak pahuncha. Shabana ke muh se awaazein nikalne lagi—kha-kha, slurp, aah!—jaise koi Bollywood ka intense scene chal raha ho. Ramesh ne siskari li, "Arre bhenchod, yeh toh pro hai—madam, tera muh toh mera lauda ka ghar ban gaya!" Sana dekhte reh gayi—uski aankhein badi ho gayi, "Bhabhi, yeh toh pura andar chala gaya—tau ka toh aadha bhi nahi jata tha!"

Ramesh ne Shabana ki gaand pe haath phera—thap!—ek chhoti si awaaz ke saath usne uske chuttar dabaye, "Arre madam, teri gaand bhi heroine wali hai—iss laude ke saath film banani padegi!" Shabana ne lauda muh se nikala—pop!—aur hans kar boli, "Bhenchod, yeh lauda toh dildo se bhi zabardast hai—Sana, ab tu try kar!" Sana ki baari aayi—Shabana ne guru ki tarah samjhaya, "Muh khol, randi—aur qareeb aa! Dheere dheere daal—tau ka soch!" Sana ne muh khola—slurp!—lauda dheere dheere andar gaya, uski aankhein bhar aayi, par Shabana peeche se uska sar dabati hui boli, "Aise, behen—poora muh mein le! Yeh Ramesh ka lauda hai—tau ka nahi!"

Ramesh dono ke muh mein lauda dabane laga—kabhi Shabana ke gale tak—kha-kha!—kabhi Sana ke—slurp-aah!—aur saath mein unki gaand pe ungliyan bhi karne laga—thap-thap! Shabana boli, "Bhenchod—yeh toh tau se bhi bada harami hai—lauda bhi dabata hai, gaand bhi chhedta hai!" Sana hans padi, "Haan, bhabhi—isko toh maza hi alag hai—tau toh buddha tha, yeh jawaan hai!" Ramesh ne filmi style mein bola, "Arre meri heroines—yeh lauda Ramesh ka blockbuster hai—ek baar chakhogi toh sequel mangogi!" Shabana ne chuppe lagate hue kaha, "Sequel mein teri gaand maroongi—abhi yeh scene poora kar, harami!"—slurp-slurp!—uski awaaz kamre mein goonj rahi thi.

Itne mein Ahmed ko hosh aaya—uski fantasy dobara jag gayi. Woh dheere se andar aaya—jaise koi filmy side-hero scene mein entry leta ho. Bed pe Ramesh leta tha—uska lauda bilkul khada, 11-inch ka kala shaitaan, aur Sana usse chuppe laga rahi thi—slurp, chhup, aah!—uska muh laude pe upar neeche ho raha tha. Shabana bed ke paas khadi thi, haath mein ek glass paani liye—jaise koi director break ke baad scene shuru karne ko tayyar ho. Shabana ne Ahmed ko dekhte hi bola, "Arre chhote lund wale, acha kiya tu aa gaya—jab iska pani niklega, toh tere upar hi barsaat hogi—tayyar reh, gandu!"

Ahmed ne darrte hue kaha, "Meri behen ke saamne meri beizzati mat karo—yeh kya filmy tamasha lagaya hai?" Sana ne lauda muh se nikala—pop!—aur gusse se boli, "Gandu, bas kar! Tere mong phali jaisa lauda ke saamne yeh 11-inch ka shaitaan dekha hai? Main isse pakad ke tere muh pe maarungi—bhenchod!"—thwack!—usne lauda haath mein pakad kar hawa mein jhatka diya. Phir chusna shuru kiya—slurp-slurp, aah!—aur boli, "Sidhi sharafat se jab pani nikle, neeche ja—tujhe teri aukaat pata lagni chahiye!" Ahmed ko sharmindagi hui—par uski chhoti nunni khadi hone lagi, jaise koi chhota sa villain apne bade boss ke saamne khada ho.

Shabana ne dekha toh hans padi, "Arre, yeh gandu ka lauda khada ho gaya—pent utaar, harami!" Ahmed ne pent utaari—zippp!—uski chhoti nunni bahar aayi, 3-inch ka chhota sa namoona. Shabana, Ramesh, aur Sana pagaloon ki tarah hans pade—haha-haha!—Ramesh bola, "Bhenchod, yeh toh chhota sa keeda hai—mainne toh apni gaand mein bhi isse bada dekha hai! Yeh kya khel khel raha hai?" Shabana ne filmi dialogue maara, "Yeh apni nunni leke idhar kya drama kar raha hai—iss chhote se villain ke saamne Ramesh ka lauda hero hai!" Sana ne chuppe lagate hue kaha, "Bhaiya, teri nunni toh is laude ke saamne comedy scene hai—slurp!—dekh, yeh kitna bada hai!"

Ahmed bhi hansne laga—aur muth marne laga—fap-fap! Shabana ko tars aaya, "Ab tu dost ho gaya hai—toh saath aa!" Ahmed ne kaha, "Nahi, ab main nahi chusunga—meri saza khatam hui!" Teeno hans pade—haha-hehe!—Shabana boli, "Main tujhe bula rahi hoon taaki teri nunni chusoon—chal, aa ja!" Ahmed qareeb aaya—Shabana ne uski nunni muh mein li—slurp!—do second baad nikala—pop!—aur boli, "Arre, yeh toh muh mein jate hi khatam ho gaya—bhenchod, isme kya maza hai? Yeh toh ek chhota sa trailer tha!" Teeno phir hansne lage—Ramesh bola, "Madarchod, yeh apni nunni leke idhar kya comedy show kar raha hai—mera lauda iske saamne blockbuster hai!


Lagbhag 15 minute tak yeh chuppe ka khel chalta raha—slurp-slurp, aah-aah, thap-thap!—Ramesh ke laude se thodi si pre-cum nikal rahi thi, Shabana aur Sana dono baari baari chus rahi thi. Ramesh ne ek filmi villain wali awaaz mein kaha, "Ab mera pani nikalne laga hai—teeno neeche aao—yeh climax scene hai!" Ahmed beech mein baith gaya—ek taraf Shabana, doosri taraf Sana—like koi Bollywood ka triangle climax. Teeno ne apna muh ek saath milaya—smack!—jaise koi dramatic music baj raha ho. Ramesh utth kar khada ho gaya—apna bada lauda masalne laga—fap-fap-fap!—aur jab pani barsne laga—psssss!—usne right se left apna pani chhodna shuru kiya.

Pani ki dhaarein Shabana ki naak se hoti hui—splash!—Ahmed ke honton tak—drip-drip!—aur Sana ke honton pe ja pahuche—splatter! Ramesh ne lauda jhatka—thwack-thwack!—aur poora pani nikalne ke liye Sana ke muh mein daal diya—slurp-aah! Sana ne lauda muh mein liya—chhup-chhup!—poora saaf kiya, jaise koi heroine apna last shot de rahi ho. Ramesh ne shalwar pehni—zippp!—aur paisa maanga, "30 hazaar do, meri heroines—yeh show ka climax tha!" Sana ne purse se paisa nikala—rustle-rustle!—aur 30 hazaar diye. Ramesh ne ek filmi exit di, "Main aage bhi tum logon ke liye hazir hoon—bula lena jab yeh gandu dobara saza maange!" Shabana boli, "Yeh filhaal saza thi—agar aainda hua toh bula lenge—ab nikal yahan se, bhenchod!" Ramesh chala gaya—thud-thud—darwaza band hua.

Ahmed, Sana, aur Shabana ek doosre se lipat kar baith gaye—Ahmed ne pehli baar Sana ki gaand pe haath phera—thap! Sana ko ajeeb laga—par usne chupchap pherne diya, "Gandu, behenchod toh pehle se hi tha—mujhe pata hai! Fikar mat kar, mere chuttar ab tere liye hi hain—thwack!—lekin haath dheere rakh!" Shabana hans padi, "Yeh gandu ab hum dono ka dost hai—ab iski nunni ka hum khayal rakhenge—hehe!—par yeh chhota sa keeda kabhi bada nahi hoga!" Teeno apne apne kamre mein fresh hone gaye—nahate waqt Shabana Ahmed ka mazak uda rahi thi—splash-splash!—"Dekh, chhoti nunni—nazar hi nahi aa rahi—isse sabun lagaun toh bhi dhundna padega!" Ahmed bhi hans raha tha—haha!—woh aaj bahut khush tha, kyunki uska sapna poora hua tha, par thodi si kami abhi bhi thi—Shabana ko chhute hue nahi dikhaya.

Sab ne raat ka khana khaya!—khane ke baad Sana ne ek filmi heroine wala andaaz dikhaya, "Main tum dono se ek baat karna chahti hoon!" Shabana aur Ahmed ne ghoora—Sana boli, "Humein ek naye dost ki zarurat hai—mere dost Vikram uncle hain, woh Airtel mein kaam karte hain!" Shabana ne aankh maari, "Haan, woh Vikram—jo mujhe bhi kabhi ghoorta tha?" Sana boli, "Haan, bhaiya—woh mujhe ajeeb tarah se dekhte hain—par bahut shareef hain! Agar bure hote toh koi harkat karte—par ab tak sirf aankhon se hi maze lete hain. Kyun na hum unhe shamil karein?" Shabana ne filmi style mein kaha, "Yeh toh ek naya blockbuster ban sakta hai—Vikram ka lauda kaisa hai, yeh sochna padega—par haan, socha ja sakta hai!" Ahmed chup raha—uske dil mein ek naya khel shuru hone ki umeed jag gayi.
 

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