Update 7
Usha ne mere khande pe haath rakh diya toh maine apna kandha jhuka ke usko haath hatne ka ishara kiya bina dekhe..... Usne thodi dair baad meri seedhi jaangh pe haath rakh diya maine usko gusse se dekha par woh bichari chips ka packet khol ke mujhe de rahi thi....
Main headphone niche kiya woh boli - Yeh Kerala ka famous banana chips hain.....
Main - 3-4 chips liya aur khaane laga thoda sweet thoda bagar taste ke thoda phika thoda alag hi type ke the..... Acche hain maine itna hi bola.
Usha - Main tum ko bore kar raha hun kya.
meri hasi nikal gayi
"Nahi aisa nahi hai"
Usha - Then why wear headphone..... Headphone utar ke baat kar sakte ho.... Mujhe pata hai tum bhabhi ke close ho, woh apna kaam karke aa jaata, tension nahi lene ka.
Main - Aap ko kisne batya? bhabhi ne....
Usha smile dekar - Nahi tumhari eyes se pata chal raha hota..... ki tum kitne upset hai.
Main - Kuch bhi..... aankhon se pata chal jaata toh sab bolte hun kyun. Aankhon se aankhein milte aur sab pata chal jaata.....
Usha - You are really funny man.
Main uske haath pe haath rakh diya joh meri jaangh se usne uthaya nahi tha - Aap Kerala gayi hain..... Woh haath chhudne lagi.... Maine sorry bolkar haath chhod diya....
Usha - Main Kerala se hun xxxxxx jagah se....
Main - Ohh samajha South Indian..... I like South Indian movies a lot of fighting action movies.
Usha smile dekar - I am malyali.
Main - Kya farak hai.....
Yeh sawal mene galat puch liya..... Itna bada answer maine nahi expect kiya tha..... 4 states ki details sunkar maine sar pakad liya.....
Main uske saamne literally haath jod ke bola - Mujhse galti ho gayi..... aap sabse acchi ho malyali madam.
Woh haske lotpot ho gayi..... Driver bhi bore ho raha tha woh puccha - Sir gaane laga lun.
Main majak me kaha - Only malayali songs laga lo.....
Usha - Mere mobile me hain.....
Main - Haan lago na.... ( Mann me saale driver ke bacche tere ko bhi maja aayega ) Usha usse gaadi ke music system ki lead mangi aur lead se mobile connect karke list dekhkar gaana laga di..... behanchod hum dono ki gaand phat gayi yeh kya hai.....
Driver mere taraf dekha - Maine South Indian songs sun hai.
Main thoda aage badhkar volume kam kiya aur bola - Mujhe samajh nahi aa rahe hain.....
Usha - Words nahi lyrics enjoy karo.....
Ghanta feel karo maine khud ki Lanka lagwa di...... ab Usha thoda volume badha ke sync karke gaane lagi..... Main uski godi se chips ka packet liya aur chips khate huye apne headphone laga liya aur driver ki sakal dikhne waali thi.....
Theek 9:40 pm, gaadi ek dhabe pe ruki, hum pehle hi pahuch gaye the driver ne tej gaadi chali thi.... Pehle hum fresh huya phir bus ka wait karne lage.....
Usha bahut khush thi woh mujhse talli baja ke baat kar rahi thi..... Shayad office ka culture hoga, ab tak aayi kun nahi bus.
Main - Aa hi jaayegi ab hum aap seedha Shimla tak saath jaayenge..... Kai kehti ho aap.
Usha - Madam se puchna padega vaise bhi mujhe Bus me vomiting ho jaata hai.
30 min baad bus bhi aa gayi sab utere fresh huye hum dono ko dekhkar kuch log bole bus puncture ho gayi thi.....
Bhabhi apna bag hamri table pe rakh ke washroom chali gayi..... Usha ne bag apne pass rakh liye. Jarori document hai bag me.....
Usha aur mere acchi jaan pehchaan ho gayi thi, bhabhi ko ignore karne ke liye main toilet ka bhana bana ke chala gaya aur dhabe ke aspas kya hai woh dekhne laga..... Thodi dair me gadi ke driver ke pass khada raha woh bhi shikayat kar raha tha bhaiya phir se gaane na lagwa dena main Hindi desi song hi sun lunga.....
Main thodi dair usse baat ki tabhi bhabhi hamre paas aa gayi - Khaana kha lo.... Tum bhi driver bhaiya.....
Main - Mujhe bhookh nahi hai aap kha lo Hum ne gaadi me chip aur colddrink pi Li thi.....
Bhabhi mujhe daant kar boli - Ek kaan pe lagungi, saari akal thikane aa jaayegi.... Chalo jaldi khaana kha lo.....
Bhabhi apne group me beth gayi aur main ek table pe alag se chai aur partha order kar diya..... Har baar lagta tha ki maine ish trip pe aake heavy mistake kar di....
10 min baad khaana aa gaya..... Maine chup chap khaana kha raha tha, bhabhi waale group ka shor mere kaan se dil tak kaise gussa dila raha tha jaakar sabka muh tod dun......
Tabhi Usha mere pas apni plate lekar aa gayi aur boli - Raju kya hum apni plate share kar sakte hai please na.....
Uski baat pe na chahte huye bhi hasi aa gayi, maine bhabhi ko sabak sikhana ki sochi ki kya aapke alawa koyi nahi hai jisko meri fikar hai? ..... (Hain na meri Usha madam)
Main - Sure we can share.....
Woh waiter se 1 coffee manwa li uski thaali me matar paneer, aloo dum, bhendi ki sabji aur tandoori roti, raita, achar, ek gulab jamun tha.....
(Chakker yeh tha thali pehle se hi fix thi number wise, bhabhi extra thaali ki bolne waali thi par maine khud ka order de diya )
Meri plate me do makhan waale parathe dahi achar chatni..... Hum dono haste huye khaana khane lage aur mere joke pe woh meri thighs ya hand pe pat kar deti..... uska nature mujhe bahut accha lag raha tha. Hum ne khaana khaya aur haath dho ke gadi me beth gaya..... Usha bhi gaadi me beth gayi tab drive puccha chalna hai kya bhaiya.....
Usha - Madan saath jaayega.....
Mujhe bahut gussa aaya par kar kuch nahi sakta tha toh kuch soch ke Usha ko bola ki aap meri seat pe saath me beth ke chalogi.
Usha - Main toh bus beth jaungi madam ke aate.....
Mera para chad gaya aur gaadi se nikal ke niche group ke pass jaakar bhabhi se bola - Excuse me Jyoti madam 1 min meri jaruri baat sun lengi.....
Sab shaant ho gaye aur bhabhi ko awkward laga par excuse me!!! bol ke woh mere pass aayi - Kya hai Raju ?
Main - Usha madam ko bus me chakkar aur ulti aate hain woh mere saath hi rahengi gaadi me..... yeh hi request karni thi..... aur wahan se apni gaadi me jaakar beth gaya....
Usha puchi - Kya huyi madam ko kyun bula rahe the, woh meeting le rahi thi.....
Main - Thakke maine bhi sune the yeh meeting nahi jokaron ki mandli hai.... Ha ha ha ha bas paglon ki tarah has rahe the....
Usha bhi shocked thi mere baat sunkar par kuch nahi boli bas meri peeth pe haath pherti huyi kahi - Cool ho jaayo, itna gussa theek nahi..... water piyo..... bottle meri taraf ki.....
Main bhi uske kaandhe pe sar rakh liya aur aankhein band kar li..... woh meri peeth pe haath pherti huyi cool down baar baar keh rahi thi.
20 min baad bhabhi aayi aur gaadi ki front door khol ke ander beth gayi..... Driver toh pehle hi gaadi me beth ke Hindi songs sun raha tha.....
Bhabhi meri taraf dekhi aur driver ko chalne ko boli..... main full ignore maar raha tha..... ab seat pe full aaram se betha tha aur headphone laga ke gaane sun raha tha.....
Usha boli bhi ki madam main bus me jaun tab bhabhi ne uttar diya tum Raju ke saath bethi raho main ish seat pe comfortable hun..... Bhabhi ko jalane ke saare kaam me kar raha tha, Usha kuch bolti usse baat kar leta..... Par bhabhi ne kayi baar mujhe pukar lagai par maine ignore kiya.....
Bhaiya ka phone aaya 12 baje raat ke , bhabhi ne mujhe phone diya unse hi hello kiya aur unhone wahi baat dorahi, bhabhi ka khayal rakhna tum ab bade aur jimmedar aadmi ban gaye ho etc.
Maine bhaiya ko happy journey wish kiya aur bhabhi ko mobile de diya..... Woh 5 min baad karti rehi. 1:30 baje ki unki flight thi Singapore ki.
Aise hi Innova gaadi bahut tez aur smooth chalti hai isliye hum ko bhi neend aane lagi..... Beech beech me aankh khulti toh bhabhi aur Usha ko check kar leta ki sab theek hai na......
3 baje gaddi ek hotel pe roki tab hum jaage.... Main ne Usha ko utha diya aur fresh hone chala gaya.....
Driver - Bhaiya yahan chai acchi milti hai..... aur ab pahad shuru honge.....
Main theek hai pee lo...... Main gaadi me beth gaya dono ladies fresh hokar chai order kar di..... mujhe bulaya toh maine mana kar diya mujhe chai nahi peeni.....
30 min baad phir gaadi chali ab main aage betha aur woh dono peeche..... ab bhi Usha ki baaton ka main jawab de deta bhabhi se baat bhi nahi kar raha tha.....
Subha 7 baje hum Shimla pahunch gaye, main poora phadi raste jaagta raha..... maine aaj tak pahad kya choti se pahadi bhi nahi dekhi thi sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the driver se lekar bhabhi aur Usha..... Main kuch photo bhi kheechi mobile camera se. Mere liye safar bahut romanchak tha.... Par abhi toh shuruwat hi huyi thi..... Hamne garam jacket pehni thi jaise hi pahad shuru ho gaye the.....
First day (Shimla trip).....
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Hotel humara mall road ke nazdeek hi tha joh Shimla ki famous road ya street keh lo.
Hotel ki reception pe bhabhi ne booking confirmation ki receipt dekhai phir do room allot karne ko bola.....
Usha ek ladki se saath room share karne waali thi aur bhabhi ke room me main rehne waala tha.....
Bhabhi katach karti huyi boli - Usha yeh tere hi room me rehne waala hai, mujhse toh baat bhi nahi kar raha hai.....
Usha apne room ki key aur apna luggage lekar boli - Madam aapka sweet devar hai, thoda angry young man hai, room me jaakar agreement kar lo mujhe ish lafde me nahi phasna bye bye...... Woh first floor pe chali gayi.....
Maine bhabhi ke room ki key li mujhe fresh hona tha mera aur unka luggage liya.... 2nd floor pe aa gaya..... Bhabhi saamne khadi thi woh lift se aayi thi..... Meri halat dekhkar hasne lagi......
Main jaldi se room ka door key se khola aur saara samaan ander kiya bhabhi daud ke bathroom chali gayi..... Main bhabhi bhabhi chillata reh gaya woh boli 5 min de.....
Ab room band karke main, reception pe niche gaya aur khali toilet pucha toh ek room khali tha usme jakar halka huya luckily Indian seat thi toilet me, phir fresh hokar bhabhi ke room me aaya.....
Woh abhi bhi toilet me thi..... Room ka door mila kar ke room dekhna laga mere flat ke room se thoda bada tha space me..... ek sofa, do chair, ek table, ek double bed aur ek almira bas khatam..... Haan ek bathroom attached toilet thi jisko maine abhi dekha nahi tha.....
Bed pe beth ke apne shoes nikala kapde bhi nikala toh thand lagi ek rajai me ghus gaya.....
Bhabhi 5 min baad aayi aur hasne lagi maine muh dhak liya..... woh bed pe chad ke meri rajai khinchne lagi.....
Main - Mat karo bhabhi bahut thand hai.
Woh haske mere gaalon pe kiss karne lagi, main muh chhup raha tha.....
Bhabhi - Itni thand se dar gaya tere haal tab kya hoga jab laddakh jaayega wahan toh -20 temp chala jaata hai..... yahan toh kaafi rahat hai..... jaa fresh ho le....
Main - Doosre room ke toilet me fresh ho liya tha.....
Bhabhi - Accha ji ab yeh bol de ladna hai ya yun hi muh phule rehna hain....
Main chhup hi raha.... Bhabhi meri rajai hata ke - Kya beta abhi bhi naraj hai apni bhabhi maa se.....
Itni baat sunkar main phaphak ke unke gaale lagkar roone laga woh bhi mujhe chhupte huye rone lagi - Ale mera baccha mera munna..... rote nahi..... thodi diar baad main chhup huya.....
Woh mujhe laad dikhane lagi mere chehre pe chumi ki baarish karke..... Phir khud beth ke bedrest ke sahare, mujhe apni godi me sar rakhkar leta li aur rajai odha di..... thodi dair baad Usha bhi aa gayi room me.....
Usha -
Has ke bhabhi devar me understanding ho gayi congratulations.... he he he he.....
Bhabhi - yeh toh mera pyaara sa beta hai kab tak maa se rutha rehta..... Maa ki chav me isko sukun milta hai.....
Usha - Mera bhi ek devar hai ek number ka bevadh hai, aap lucky ho joh itna accha devar mila hai.....
Main - Nahi main lucky hun joh itni acchi pyaari bhabhi maa mil hai mujhe..... I love you bhabhi..... mene uske sunder gaal pe kiss kar diya.
Usha - You both are lucky ab khush.....
Bhabhi mere sar ke baalon me ungliyan pherne lagi aur woh dono meri gaadi ki harkatein yaad karke hasne lagi kab main soya pata hi nahi chala..... Gaadi me bahut thaakan ho gayi thi.....
Duphar 1 baje.....
Main jab utha toh 1 baj raha tha aur bhabhi bhi soo rahi thi..... Uthkar pehle toilet gaya yeh English toilet thi saath me ek hauz thi choti si shayad nahate honge.... Bathroom mere room ke bathroom se chota tha.....
Fresh hokar bahar aaya aur garam kapde pehn joh bhabhi ne hanger pe taag diye the phir jhuk ke bhabhi ko jagaya.... Woh neend me thi - Raju sone de na.....
Main uske gaal pe kiss karke - 1 baj gaya uthna nahi hai kya..... Bhabhi apna chehra dhak ke aadhe ghante sone de..... please disturb mat kar.....
Main toh poori neend le liya tha, socha bhabhi ko sone do Usha madam ko pareshan karte hain aur 3 char pics pahad ki Roshni bhabhi ko bhej di whatsup pe aur call check kiya kai miss call Neha ke thi phir maa ko call karke batya diya ki main Shimla me hun bhabhi ke saath tumhare liye kya lun. Woh seedha taal di - Kuch nahi aur apni bhabhi ki har baat mana aur call cut kar diya....
Maa itni gussa hai ab toh main Noida bhi aa gaya woh meri galti maaf nahi karegi, waise bhi maine bahut badi galti ki thi sirf didi ki khushi ke liye....
Roshni bhabhi ka call aaya - Kyun devarji badi bhabhi ke saath Shimla me maje kar rahe ho.....
Main hasa - Kisi ko mirchi lag rahi hai ha haha
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Roshni - Mirchi ghused ush Neha ki bur me main kyun jalungi..... Jyoti ka bhi hak hai tere pe..... waise doodh toh pee liya hoga apni bhabhi ka he he he he......
Mujhe woh baat yaad aa gayi jab bhaiya apne lund se bhabhi ki chut maar rahe the, itna accha scene main kaise bhul sakta hun..... sach me Jyoti bhabhi swarg ki apsara hain.
Roshni - Hello hello .....
Main- Haan bol.....
Roshni - Mere liye kya laaoge devar ji.....
Main - Tu joh bol....
Roshni - Theek hai puchkar batati hun.....
Phir call cut kar di..... Pakka sabko batne gayi hongi ghar me ki main Shimla me hun bhabhi ke saath. Baad me pata chala ki maa ne pehle hi bata diya tha sabko.....
Maine Usha ka call kiya ( no. Exchange hum gaadi me hi kar liye the ) aur uska room poocha.... Woh 11 no room me thi first floor pe wahan pahunch ke room ki bell baja diya toh ek sundar ladki ne darwaza khola - Raju gussa utar gaya..... Ander aao.....
Main - Ji Usha madam hain kya ?
Woh mera haath pakad ke ander khinch li aur boli - Hum tumko khaa nahi jaayenge..... hi hi hi hi..... mil lo apni Usha madam se.....
Main dekha toh saari ladkiyan aur ladies ek room me thi aur chai nasta kar rahi thi.....
Usha khade hokar aayi - Aao Raju kya kaam tha....
Main - baad me aata hun aap enjoy karo.
Main door ki taraf muda woh ladki door lock karke khadi thi saamne..... yeh Kahan phas gaya.....
Usha - Beth jao aur humare saath chai peeni padegi..... Kyun girls....
Sabne yes kaha tab main dekha toh dewar se tek laga ke khada ho gaya sab 10 jodi eyes females ki meri taraf hi thi....
Ek ladies chai tharmus se cup me daalne lagi tabhi ek poochi - Jyoti madam ke devar ho na toh itni rude tareeke se kyun baat ki tum ne ?
Main kuch soch ke bola - I am sorry for my rude behaviour..... bhabhi se maafi maang chuka hun aap sab bhi maaf kar dijiye maine haath jod ke sar jhuka ke kaha....
Woh ladki boli joh mere piche khadi thi - 10 baar kaan pakad ke utakh bethak karo.....
Main ok bol ke kaan pakad ke 10 bethak kiya.... Usha taali baja ke nice boy boli..... Main na kehti thi ki dono me maa bete jaisa pyaar hai dekh liye proof.
Sab taali bajye..... mujhe kuch kuch samajh aa raha tha ki yeh sab mera test le rahe the.....
Woh ladki jisne mera haath pakad ke khincha tha boli - sab soch rahe the tum ne drinks kar rakhi hai, isliye aise behave kiye.....
Main hairan hokar - Main toh sharab chu ta tak nahi, sharabiyo se mera 36 ka ankada rehta hai..... Mujhe sharab aur sharabiyo se nafrat hai.....
Woh ladki - I am Ritu nice to meet you, mujhe bhi sharab se nafrat hai..... milo haath......
Main khush hokar haath milya.....
(Par mujhe nahi pata tha ki kayi ladkiyan aur auraton ish group ki sharab peeti hain..... Yahan tak ki mere bhaiya aur bhabhi bhi yeh baat mujhe kayi mahine baad pata chali..... mere flat me shift hone se pehle dono bar section showpiece me change kar diya tha.)
Meri acchi friendship ho gayi thi ladies ke saath main unki baat sunkar smile kar deta..... ek baar ko laga ki main galat jagah aa gaya hun par saari acchi aur sweet thi.
Chai peekar main bola - Bhabhi ne mujhe aadhe ghante me uthne ko bola hai isliye main aata hun.....
Usha mujhe room ke bahar tak chodne aayi aur boli - Raju tumko bura nahi laga hoga hum sab dost hain.....
Main - Nahin bilkul nahi galti ki hai toh accept bhi karna padta hai, main toh kayi baar maar bhi kha chuka hun galti karne pe. It's ok.....
Main socha bhabhi ko sone dun woh call kar lengi main thoda mall road pe ghum lo.... Neha ko call mila diya chalte baat karne laga mall road pe.....
Neha - Aa gayi tujhe meri yaad, abhi kyun phone kar raha hai.....
Main muskura ke - Kaisi hai meri jaan Neha darling ?
Neha - Mar gayi teri darling main hospital hokar aayi hun.....
Main - Kya huya yaar tujhe? hospital sab theek toh hai.
Neha - Yaar problem ho gayi hai, josh josh me apni chut ka satyanash karwa li..... Sujan kam hone ke bajaye badh rahi hai....
Main - Tu abhi kahan hai office me....
Neha - Haan itne din baad aayi hun...... dard alag se hai.
Main - Koyi painkiller tablet le le..... tu ne hi toh dubara karne ko bola tha.
Neha - Yaar maine sex power ki 2 tablet khaa li thi, ush samay pata nahi chala sar abhi bhi bharai hai.....
Main - Tu kya pagal ho gayi hai sex power ki tablet kaun khata hai, Sid ki tarah tu bhi sex manic ho jayegi..... Dekh yaar na aise maja aata hai aur aadat alag lag jaati hai.
Neha - Sorry yaar main tera lund lene se dar rahi thi isliye confidence badhne ke liye tablet kha li..... Tera hai bhi toh ghode jaisa he he he he.....
Main - Tu poori pagal hai, agar tablet khaani hi thi toh 1/2 ya 1 khaati par nahi double maja lena hai..... aur has rahi hai.
Neha - Tera call aa gaya ab thoda dil aur mere niche ke part me bhi sakun mila.... I love you darling..... muhhhhh.....
Woh call pe kiss dene lagi.....
Main - Me too.....
Neha - Tu hai kahan ?
Main - Guess kar.....
Neha - Saale Shimla me hai kya no way pakka bhabhi ke saath gaya hoga.... right.
Main hasne lage - Haan Shimla me hun yaar pehli baar hill station aaya hun yahan thand hai.... tujhe kaise pata.....
Neha - Sorry gaali nikal gayi, bhabhi Shimla jaane waali thi tere flat pe tu nahi hoga, teri maid Sarla ka phone aaya tha ki main tujhse dur rahun tu abhi baccha hai.
Main - Sarla didi ne aisa kaha he he he he.....
Neha - Jaada has mat I miss you yaar.....
Main - Ek painkiller kha le office me Ghar jaakar thodi icing kar lena..... ok chal bye.
Neha - Love you bye.
Mall road.....
Kuch dur jaakar......
Maine dekha - Do ladkiyan kisi se jhagda kar rahi thi main bhi unke pass chala gaya dono doodh ya cream ki bani thi bahut sundar thi aur modern thi unki dress bhi costly lag rahi thi.....
Ek shop waale se pucha kya huya bhaiya woh mujhe uper se niche dekha aur bola - Do dress karidi thi ush shop se, 5 min baad aakar shikayat kar rahi hai ek dress phata nikala.
Main - Chalo dekhte hain problem solved karne ki koshish karte hain....
Main aage dono ke pass chala gaya - Kya huya madam itni bhid kyun lagi hai.....
Ek toh meri ht acchi thi aur baaki log bhi kayi shop waale bhi unko hi bol rahe the.... Fatte me pair ghusana meri purani aadat thi aur jab baat ladies ki ho toh main unki side leta hun.
Ladies dress shop.....
Ek ki ht kisi model ki tarah thi dusri bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi bas karib size zero figure waali thi..... woh bahut pyaari aur cute lag rahi thi dekhne me.
Lady - Tum kon ho ?
Ladki - Humne do dress select ki aur payment karke chale gaye hotel me jaakar dekha toh ek dress phati thi pakka inhone change kar di hogi....
Ek aadmi - Tu kyon hai.....
Main - Police..... ko bulan.
Police ka naam sunkar shopkeeper - Bula lo hum darte nahi hai....
Main - Dar ka toh tujhe jab pata chalega jab public tere ko jutte se maregi.... Yeh dono madam tourist hain aur payment bhi poora di hain..... Dress change kar de itni se baat hai.....
Dono meri baat sunkar meri taraf hi dekhkar thodi comfortable ho gayi shayad bhid me koyi toh hai joh humari side le raha hai.....
Shopkeeper - Dukan pe bika maal nahi wapas hota.
Main gussa se - wapas nahi badal toh sakta hai..... ishme tera hi fayada hai..... Maine dekha hai tere pass acchi acchi dress hai do main meri bhabhi ke liye kharidne ki soch raha tha..... theek hai police ko hi bulana padega....
Shopkeeper - Aap dress loge ?
Dono meri picche karib aa gayi thi, bhid se side hokar.
Main - Yaar tu bhi kaisi baat kar raha hai main kya sab yahan se dress lenge bas tu pyaar se baat kara kar..... main usko ek side le gaya mere saath 10 ladies ka group aaya hai bole toh unko bhi shop pe laun ?
Woh mera haath pakad ke arre sir ji aapne kaisi baat kar di bilkul lao humari dress videsh me bhi famous hai....
Main - Par ek kaam karna hoga madam ki dress change ho sakti hai..... woh soch kar dono ko bola - Madam aap dusri dress select kar lo..... same rate ki....
Dono ek dress select karne lagi maine bhabhi aur Usha ke liye ek ek dress select kar li.... kuch hi dair me bhid bhi hat gayi thi..... maine uska card li liya aur payment kar di.
Woh dono aage aakar mujhe thanks kehne lagi - Aap na hote toh hamri dress change nahi hoti....
Main - Waise aap ke dress se lagta hai ki aap dono bhen kafi rich hongi.
Ladki excuse me - Yeh meri pyaari mom hai Nargis.
Main - Sorry my mistake par mujhe aap dono sisters lagi..... Hello Nargis mam hello aap ne apna naam kya batya tha.
Nargis khush hokar - Riya.....
Sach me bahut cute smile thi uski aur uski mom toh sach me model hi lag rahi thi..... Riya ne mera naam pucha ?
Main - Mera naam Rajvardhan hai aur main apni bhabhi ke saath pehli baar Shimla ghumne aaya hun Noida se.
Nargis - What ke coincidence hum bhi Noida se hain kis sector me rahete ho?
Maine sector aur society ka naam batya....
Riya kuch aur dekhne lagi bagal ki shop se uski mom se baat karna mujhe bhi accha lag raha tha.
Hotel ka naam pucha toh hamre hotels pass paas the, Riya baar baar mujhe dekh rahi thi kuch ear tops select karte huye aur main uski taraf dekhta aur Nargis se baat kar raha tha..... jab college ka naam aur stream bhi same the toh woh Riya ko bulai ki iska bhi same college aur stream se hai.
Par Riya ne bol diya - Main college change karne waali hun..... bye.... Chalo mom.
Mujhe thoda rude laga par dono ko good luck wish karke apna bag joh do dress liye the lekar hotel ki taraf chal diya....
Nargis - Yeh kya manners hai Riya ki Raj se rudely baat karo..... woh hamari help kar raha tha....
Dono chalte chalte baat karti huyi Riya boli - Dekha nahi aap ne mom ki woh aap pe line maar raha tha..... Joh age ka lehaj na kare woh respect ke kabil nahi hai.
Nargis - Mujhe toh woh kafi suljha ladka laga, woh hamre shaher se hai aur tumhara hone waala college ki class hoga phir kya karogi.
Riya (apne mann me) woh toh dono pe line maar raha tha stupid.....
Dono hotel aa gayi aur room me jaakar
Nargis boli - Woh mujhe nahi tumhe line mar raha tha..... haan baat mujhse kar raha tha lekin uski nigha humare asset aur figure pe nahi thi, dono ke face pe thi you mess with decent lad.... Itne tall aur handsome ladke Kahan milte hain..... Next time you meet him behave yourself aur washroom chali gayi.
Riya sofe pe beth ke - Rajvardhan ko sorry bol dun kya..... Mom ne toh uska nickname bhi rakh diya Raj..... Handsome toh hai tall bhi hai smart bhi hai ab dekhna padega intelligent hai ki nahi.
Ek min usne college aur name daala college ki site pe apne latest iPhone pe.... New admission list me Rajvardhan name pe tick kiya toh poora biodata nikal aaya.
Nargis aayi toh Riya boli - Mil gayi aap ke Raj ki kundli..... Tejpur kisi gaon me rehta hai. Father postman hai..... aur sunaun aap ke Raj ke baare main. Uski hasiyat nahi hai hamre samne khade hone ki woh attitude ke saath boli.
Nargis - Main Maharashtra ke ek gaon ki rehne waali hun, tumhare dad bhi ek gaon ke rehne waale hain. Hum dono ne kitna struggle kiya hai yahan tak aane ke liye. Raj bhi struggle kar lega.....
Riya - Aap comparison kaise kar sakti ho uska aur hamra.....
Nargis - Ek gaon ke postman ka beta, padhne waala ladka aaj BSC karne Noida aa gaya.... kal high degree lekar USA bhi jaa sakta hai..... Yeh toh baat manni padegi ki ladke main dimagh hai hamri dress costly thi teri wajah se phat bhi gayi thi phir bhi shopkeeper se badalne ko woh ready kar leta hai..... Do sasti dress kharid ke. Tum ko ab sava sher milne waala hai, tumhara bhi bahut dimagh chalta hai.
Riya sochne lagi - Mom usko kun defend kar rahi hain jabki woh mujhe bhi accha laga..... mom ko dekhkar saare ladke unke piche pad jaate hain.
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Doosri taraf......
Mujhe kafi bura laga ki Riya itni acchi ladki hone ke bawajood mujse rudely baat ki.....
Khud ko samajhti kya hai, uski mom Nargis aachi thi usko pata ke Riya ko khoob jalunga..... jab tak mere se haath jod ke maafi nahi mangegi.....
Main hotel pahuch kar Usha ke room me gaya toh Ritu aur Usha hi thi baaki ladies jaa chuki thi..... Mere haath me bag dekhkar Ritu puchi kya baat hai Shimla aate aate shopping bhi kar li humko bulaya bhi nahi it's not fair Raj.....
Yeh bhi Raj bol rahi hai..... saala kya Raju itna hi bura naam hai par Nargis ke muh se Raj sunkar mujhe bahut accha laga tha, Ritu ke muh se bhi Raj sunkar so so laga.
Main - Ek dress Usha madam ke liye doosri bhabhi ke liye hai aur aapko hum jaante hi kahan hai par shop waale ka card deta hun uske pass unique collection hai aur discount bhi dega agar mera naam logi.....
Usha khush hokar - Arre dress lene ki jarurat kya thi par ladies ki ek baat maine hamesha jaane ki kosish ki hai ki saari ladies dress jarur khol ke dekhti hain.....
Ritu bura sa muh bana ke - Accha friends toh ban sakte hain na .
Main - Sure aur uska haath thaam ke hug kar liya.....
Ritu meri pith pe maar ke - Itne fast forward ho pata nahi tha varna dress ke liye tum ko pehle hi hug kar leti.....
Usha ne dono dress khol li bag se aur dekhne lagi uski aankhon me khushi jhalak rahi thi..... Meri konsi hai, tumko size pata hai ?
Main Ritu ko chhod ke bola - Guess work kiya hai..... change bhi kar sakte hain mall road ke pass hi shop hai..... Maine Ritu ke upar dhayan nahi diya woh room se chali gayi thi.....
Maine Usha ko uski dress di ye aap ke liye pehn ke dikho.....
Usha dress lekar room ke mirror ke saane apne aage laga ke dress dekhi - Bahut beautiful hai costly hogi ?
Main - Itni bhi costly nahi hai aap pe bahut khilegi.....
Ek ek karke ladkiyan aur ladies room me aane lagi Ritu ne sabke room me jaakar bol diya tha ki Usha ke liye Rajvardhan nayi dress lekar aaya hai bahut sunder hai....
Sab dono dress dekhne lagi kahan se li kitne ki hai mehangi toh nahi ? Etc etc....
Main - Aap Sab shaant ho jaayo shop waale se meri pehchan ho gayi hai aapko dress leni hain toh jarur ek baar Shop pe visit karna pass me hi hai, Ritu madam ke pass card hai shop ka. Main yeh dress bhabhi ke liye liya hun please unko surprise denge aap batna mat.....
Sab hasne lagi aur Usha pehle hi bathroom me dress check karne chali gayi.....
2 min baad woh aayi toh sach me woh bahut pyaari lag rahi thi aur sab ladies ne tareef ki.... woh mujhe dekhi aur main bhi haath se ishara kar diya beautiful lag rahi ho.....
Usha madam in new dress....
Main bhabhi ki dress ka bag liya aur bye bol ke stairs chadne laga..... Saach me Usha dress me ek bagni gulab ka phool lag rahi thi. Dress bhi poori fitting se unhe aayi thi.
Main room ke door ki bell bajai toh Jyoti bhabhi ne door khola - Kahan chala gaya? Main call karne waali thi..... Chai piyega....
Main - bas mall road tak gaya tha ek shop dikhi mujhe do dress pasand aayi toh aap ke liye le liya.....
Jyoti bhabhi - Yaar mujhe thodi diar ke liye jaana hoga, tu gussa toh nahi karega..... Aadhe ghante ki meeting hai phir lunch hai.
Main jhuti smile dekar - Theek hai dress toh dekh lo.....
Bhabhi apni chunni bed se lekar pehni aur boli - Dress kahan jaa rahi hi baad me dekh lungi.... Tum joh mann kare order kar lena aur mujhe kuch dair ho jaaye toh bura nahi manna ok..... now give me a kiss unhone right gaal aage kar diya....main uske cheek pe kiss kiya.
Bhabhi khush hokar mujhe gale laga ke boli - Good boy.... Bye.....
Maine bye bola bhabhi apna bag lekar door mila ke chali gayi..... Gussa toh mujhe bahut aaya par bhabhi ki majburi dekh kar ya keh lo unka busy hona apne hi staff members me mujhe jaada raas nahin aaya....
Bed pe dress ka bag patak kar main sofe pe phail ke beth gaya..... aankhein baand kar ke kuch kuch sochne laga.... Jab mere liye time hi nahi tha toh mujhe jabardasti kyun laayi isliye ki main Neha ko time na de paun..... Inh se acchi toh Usha hai joh meri kitni care karti hai.....
Tabhi door pe knock huya aur meri gift di huyi dress me Usha mere saamne khadi thi..... Uski pyaari smile mujhe ish samay duniya ki sabse acchi smile lagi.....
"Kyon kehta hai ki mujhe chahne waalon ki koyi kami hai, Ek Ruth jaaye toh lakhon add hote hain"..... Yeh line maine Facebook ke liye likha tha.....
Usha door mila ke mere pass aakar khadi ho gayi - Kaisi lag rahi hun main thodi moti na.....
Main haske - Meri nazar se dekho toh Chand bhi feeka lagta hai tumhare saamne, woh jaag roshan karta hai tum kamre ko roshan kar rahi ho.
Usha - Mujhe thoda thoda samajh aaya par sunkar accha laga..... Thanks Raju aur jhuk ke mere gaal pe kiss kar di.....
Maine uska haath khinch ke apni godi me bitha liya..... "Arre kya kar raho koyi aa jaayega yaar tum mujhe marwa doge".....
Main usko uthne nahi de raha tha kas ke pakda huya tha pait se - Aap bahot beautiful ho Usha madam, I wish to kiss you.
Usha - Please Raju leave me..... I am not that type of woman. I am married aur apni ungli ki ring dikhne lagi.....
Main bhi usko chhod diya woh uth gayi aur sofe pe mere saath beth gayi, mera mood kharab ho gaya tha aur bola - Please leave me alone..... maine ek baat notice ki thi ki main english bolne me ab hichkichat nahi thi flow ya accent theek ho na ho. Shayad ab "Shaher ki Ladki" ya ladkiyon se mera pala pad tha.
Usha - Main tum ko apni dress dikhane aayi thi aur mujhe Madam ke saath jaana hai yeh bhi batana tha..... Sorry Raju it's my mistake...... uska chehre pe udasi mujhe bardasht nahi huyi.
Main uske haath pe haath rakha - Sorry toh mujhe bolna chahiye aap kyun bol rahi ho, mujhe kiss nahi mangni chahiye thi aap married hain. Aap ke husband bahut lucky hai you know.
Usha sharma ke - If I am not married and your age then I will certainly be your GF..... Ritu is unmarried and younger in our group you can try on her.
Main haske "Jab dil aaya ghadiya pe pari kya cheez hai" mann me yeh socha aur bola - Aap meeting attend karo main khaana khakar Shimla ghumta hun.
Usha khade hokar - I think you won't be upset..... Jyoti madam hum sab ki boss hai, woh bahut strict lady hain..... Unka har kaam perfect aur planned way me hota hai. Last moment pe tum ko saath lana pada suddenly plans me minor change karna pada..... Last day trip ka free hai matlab 12 pm tak sab free ho jayege..... Madam aur aap bhi free hoge toh khub Masti majak karna.
Main - Toh mujhe pehle nahi bata sakte the kya ? Main khud ka intjaam kar leta.
Usha - Sorry, my mistake madam ne mujhe pehle bataya tha par meri himmat nahi huyi tumko batane ki phir car me tumhara mood bhi theek nahi tha..... Sorry.
Uske sorry bolne se main has pada
phir bola - Ab toh main free hun jahan chahe ghumo joh chahe woh karun.
Usha - I hope so.
Main - Accha theek hai aap jaake meeting karo, meri taraf se na koyi disturbance hoga na koyi pareshani. Ab jaao na aapki madan gussa hongi.
Usha has ke mere doosre gaal pe kiss kar gayi jaate jaate - Thanks.....
Main - Married hone se aapko kya licence mil jaata hai ki kisi bhi male ko kiss kar do.
Woh door se boli - It's our choice he should be handsome and gentlemen.....
He he he he.....
Sach me yeh acchi lady hai, baaton hi baaton me yeh bhi jata diya ki woh married hai aur yeh bhi ki ek option usne khula rakha hai par limit me. Pakka iski boss Jyoti bhabhi ne hi isko sikhaya hoga. HR department waale bahut ghisu type ke log hote hain, kaam kuch nahi karte par din bahar aise dikhte hain ki inh se jaada koyi hardworking nahi hai
To be continue....
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