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Update 11 ( mini )
Kisi aur jagah…
Aadami 1 : yeh hua kaise? Alpha team se kabhi koi galti nahi hui. Itni laparwahi kaise ki unhone? Abb hum kya jawab denge GENERAL ko?
Unn logo ke bina yeh deal bhi nahi ho sakti. Ab GENERAL meri gaand me bambu karega. Bolo kaise hua yeh sab?
Aadami 2 : yeh toh nahi pata lekin mujhe lagta hai hum me se kisi ne tip diya hoga.
Yeh baat sunte hi aadmi 1 aadmi 2 ko ek thappad jada deta hai…
Aadmi 1 : toh abtak woh jinda kyun ghoom raha hai?
Aadmi 2 : nahi commander woh….mein….woh...Woh...mein…
Commander fir se ek thappad jada deta hai.
Commander : Abe bol chutiye...nahin toh pichhawada suja dunga...bol!!!
Aadmi 2 : woh jagga ek ladki ko mila tha jab woh market mein tha. Woh uss ladki se pehle bhi kai bar mila hai... Shayad...wohi hoga.
Commander : toh tu mujhe abb bata rahe ho? Tune punchha nahi jagga ko? Jagga...jagga???
Unn logo ke bheed me se ek aadmi saamne nikalkar khada hota hai. Dekhne se woh kaafi kaamp raha tha. Pura pasine se bhiga hua jagga commander ke saamne khada hua.
Commander : jagga bol kya tum hi ho jisne tip di? Aur kaun hai yeh ladki?
Jagga : woh...commander...Woh meri...meri girlfriend hai...Chandani.
Aadmi : jhoot bol raha hai yeh.
Jagga : commander woh mein sach bol raha hun…
Commander : sach bata nahin toh tumhe pata hai kya haal hoga…
Jagga : ( dar ke mare kaampte hue ) hA yeh sach hai ki mein ek ladki se milta tha. Lekin Maine koi tip nahi di…
Commander apni gun ko haatho mein lekar jagga ki taraf taan deta hai. Jagga toh pasine se pira naha liya tha. Shayad usse ab pata chal gaya tha ki ab kya hone vala tha. Ek aakhiri koshish karne ka soch kar woh bol padta hai…
Jagga : uss ladki ne mujhe bas yeh punchha tha ki deal kaha ho rahi thi aur kab. Maine batane se inkar kiya toh usne mujhe kuch pilaya. Aur mein na chahte hue bhi sab bata diya...isme meri koi galti nahi hai... commander…
Commander : uss ladki ke baare batao...itne saare logo ko chhudakar le jana kisi ek ladki ka kaam nahi hai...jarur kuch log saath milkar MIGHTY STONE ko takkar dena chahte hai… bata woh kaun thi…?
Jagga : uska naam Sonal THE FIGHTER QUEEN hai, market me aakhade me mili thi. Woh kaafi takatvar hai aur Sundar bhi...usne toh BORA ko bhi chit kiya.
Commander : BORA jaise ko ek ladki chit kare? Mujhe woh ladki chahiye kisi bhi haalat mein… aur tum jagga…? Tune wafadari acche se nahi nibhai isiliye…
Itna sunte hi jagga apni banduk nikal kar commander ke upar goli chalata hai...commander bhi teji se chhalang lagakar goli se bach jaata hai...aur bhir baaki aadmi bhi alert ho kar jagga pe goliyan barsate rahe...kuch hi second mein jagga ka khel khatm. Woh jamin par bejan pada raha…
Commander : madarchod!!! Mujhe maarne chala tha...sunno saare...mujhe woh ladki chahiye jald se jald..2 din ke andar agar kisine use yaha khada kiya toh use bahut bada inaam milega...Jaao…
Itna sunte hi uske kuch log sonal ko dhundhne nikal pade. Aur yaha Sonal bhi kahi aur ek mission pe thi...
Kisi aur jagah…
Aadami 1 : yeh hua kaise? Alpha team se kabhi koi galti nahi hui. Itni laparwahi kaise ki unhone? Abb hum kya jawab denge GENERAL ko?
Unn logo ke bina yeh deal bhi nahi ho sakti. Ab GENERAL meri gaand me bambu karega. Bolo kaise hua yeh sab?
Aadami 2 : yeh toh nahi pata lekin mujhe lagta hai hum me se kisi ne tip diya hoga.
Yeh baat sunte hi aadmi 1 aadmi 2 ko ek thappad jada deta hai…
Aadmi 1 : toh abtak woh jinda kyun ghoom raha hai?
Aadmi 2 : nahi commander woh….mein….woh...Woh...mein…
Commander fir se ek thappad jada deta hai.
Commander : Abe bol chutiye...nahin toh pichhawada suja dunga...bol!!!
Aadmi 2 : woh jagga ek ladki ko mila tha jab woh market mein tha. Woh uss ladki se pehle bhi kai bar mila hai... Shayad...wohi hoga.
Commander : toh tu mujhe abb bata rahe ho? Tune punchha nahi jagga ko? Jagga...jagga???
Unn logo ke bheed me se ek aadmi saamne nikalkar khada hota hai. Dekhne se woh kaafi kaamp raha tha. Pura pasine se bhiga hua jagga commander ke saamne khada hua.
Commander : jagga bol kya tum hi ho jisne tip di? Aur kaun hai yeh ladki?
Jagga : woh...commander...Woh meri...meri girlfriend hai...Chandani.
Aadmi : jhoot bol raha hai yeh.
Jagga : commander woh mein sach bol raha hun…
Commander : sach bata nahin toh tumhe pata hai kya haal hoga…
Jagga : ( dar ke mare kaampte hue ) hA yeh sach hai ki mein ek ladki se milta tha. Lekin Maine koi tip nahi di…
Commander apni gun ko haatho mein lekar jagga ki taraf taan deta hai. Jagga toh pasine se pira naha liya tha. Shayad usse ab pata chal gaya tha ki ab kya hone vala tha. Ek aakhiri koshish karne ka soch kar woh bol padta hai…
Jagga : uss ladki ne mujhe bas yeh punchha tha ki deal kaha ho rahi thi aur kab. Maine batane se inkar kiya toh usne mujhe kuch pilaya. Aur mein na chahte hue bhi sab bata diya...isme meri koi galti nahi hai... commander…
Commander : uss ladki ke baare batao...itne saare logo ko chhudakar le jana kisi ek ladki ka kaam nahi hai...jarur kuch log saath milkar MIGHTY STONE ko takkar dena chahte hai… bata woh kaun thi…?
Jagga : uska naam Sonal THE FIGHTER QUEEN hai, market me aakhade me mili thi. Woh kaafi takatvar hai aur Sundar bhi...usne toh BORA ko bhi chit kiya.
Commander : BORA jaise ko ek ladki chit kare? Mujhe woh ladki chahiye kisi bhi haalat mein… aur tum jagga…? Tune wafadari acche se nahi nibhai isiliye…
Itna sunte hi jagga apni banduk nikal kar commander ke upar goli chalata hai...commander bhi teji se chhalang lagakar goli se bach jaata hai...aur bhir baaki aadmi bhi alert ho kar jagga pe goliyan barsate rahe...kuch hi second mein jagga ka khel khatm. Woh jamin par bejan pada raha…
Commander : madarchod!!! Mujhe maarne chala tha...sunno saare...mujhe woh ladki chahiye jald se jald..2 din ke andar agar kisine use yaha khada kiya toh use bahut bada inaam milega...Jaao…
Itna sunte hi uske kuch log sonal ko dhundhne nikal pade. Aur yaha Sonal bhi kahi aur ek mission pe thi...
