Incest THARKii Sala

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Mai aur ramu market nikal gye....
Ramu- bhai nya maal Waal paatye ki nhi...
Mai - kyaa yaar ramu jabse uss kajri ki shaadi hui hai tabse hath se kaam chala raha hu.
Ramu- ek naya maal hai bhai magar hai tikhi yadi pata sako toh kuch kaam ban sakta hai. Usi kajri ki padso me hai ek bhabhi uska pati sahar me kaam karta hai.
Mai- kyaa baat hai ramu dil khush kar diya. Aaj ek bottel daru meri traf se magar mujhe uss bhabhi se milane ki jimmedari tumhari.
Ramu- haa bhai kyu nhi ( khush hote hue ).
Mai- ( mann me- sala raat me pi ke talli ho jaayega toh aaj acche se bajata hu iski lugai ko sali bade nakhre dikhati hai).
Mai- chal zaldi kitab leke ghar v jana hai.
Kitab ki dukan par gya. Ek masst si ladki khadi thi saalwar suit me halke gulabi rang ke the hath me v white- gulabi mix churiya. Apne haath se Baal ko piche karte hue aur uski chudiyon ki awaj ke sath ek alag hi Noor tha uske chahre par. Halki dhoop( shaam ke dhalte samay) uske chahre par rahi thi usko aur aakarshak bana rahi thi. Mai kuch derr usse hi dekhta raha.


Dukandar- chote sahab aaj idhar koi kaam pad gya kyaa...
Mai- haaa haaa bhaiii ( tandra tute hue) 12th ke maths stream ke saare books dedo aur extra me computer science de dena aur Ph.E ka.
Mai ( dhire se ramu se baat karte hue)- yeh kaun hai.
Ramu- kaun bhai. ???
Mai - yeh bagal me joh khadi hai.
Ramu- kaha bhai???? Koi nhi hai lagta hai mere badle apni chada rakhi hai.
Mai udhar dekhta hu toh koi nhi tha.
Mai- sunn yeh pakad paise aur jitne kitabe hongi utni copy le Lena aur maa ko kahna mai Shiva ke sath hu kuch kaam hai.
Aur mai tezi se nikal gya market me uss ladki ko dhundte hue. Mujhe dusre gaav traf jaane wali sadak par woh dikh gyi. Aur shaam ho raha tha mai uske piche piche jaane laga. Sala pahli baar hua hai ki mai kisi ko sirf dekhne ke liye piche jaa raha hu. Sala pata nhi dimag me kya locha ho gya hai. Aage thodi dur jaane par 3 ladke samne se aa rahe the. Isme mukhiya ka beta v tha Mahesh aur uske 2 harami dost Rajesh aur Rakesh. Bhagwan bass yeh 3no kuch Gul na khila de abhi mc mai kuch kar v na paunga. Bhagwan plzz plzzz.. abhi koi kand nhi. Lekin bhagwan meri sunte hai kya kabhi l. Mahesh ne uss ladki ko rok ke uska dupatta kich liya aur woh Darr gyi. Woh apna dupatta usse khichne lagi magar woh de nhi rahe the woh Darr gyi . Unka irada bhapne ke baad woh waha se apna saman chod ke bhagne lagi magar sale Rakesh ne tang Ada diya aur woh wahi girr gayi. Aur teeno usko traf badh gye.
Abb mujhe laga kuch karna padega. Main dekha mahesh uska dupatta phek Chuka tha. Maine aram se jaake waha se utha liya aur munh par bandh liya. Jab mujhe confirm ho gya ki woh nhi pahchan payenge toh maine kheti me se 2-3 ikh( Sugarcane) toda aur sarpat 3no ko marne laga aur jab tak teno ki badhiya se dhulayi na ki tab sant na hua. Woh teeno chilla rahe the magar maine Marta raha jaise woh meri traf dekhne ko hote main pair se dhull uda deta joh unki aankhon me chala jata aur mujhe dekh na pate . Kuch der pitai karna ke baad uss ladki ka saman liya aur uss ladki ka hath pakda aur uske kheech kar utha liya aur bhagne ke liye kaha. Magar woh ruk gyi aur piche chali gyi. Unn teeno ke pass aur khich kich ke 3no ko ek ek laat unki headlight par Mari aur jab unki head light thodi damage Hui toh usse v uska Mann na bhara usne teeno ko munh par mara aur usne haath rakh phir se Marti unki headlight par phir jab hath head light par rakhte fir munh par Marti jab usne aisa 10-15 baar kiya teeno ke sath aur jab thak gyi toh mere pass aa gyi aur mere aage aage chalne lagi Aur gaav ke bahar hi ruk gyi.
Ladki- aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad. Aapki mai hamesha abhari rahungi.


Usne jaisi hi aise mithe- mithe bol sunn ke thode der pahle ka scene yaad aa gya ek baar ko toh mere saans halak me atak gyi jab yeh ladki unn teeno ke headlight phod rahi thi. Aur phirr mai jor jor se hasne laga. Thodi der hasne ke baad uski traf dekha toh woh baccho. Jaisa munh bana liya tha laga abhi roo degi.
Mai- sorry sorry aap abhi aise bol rahi thi magar mujhe kuch derr pahle ka scene yaad aa gya. Unn teeno ko halat par taras aa raha hai. Hahahahahah hahaha sorry sorry. Haaa haaah woh v mere sath hasne lagi. Thodi derr baad jab ham dono normal hue toh
Ladki- dil se mai aapkaa sukriya kar rahi hu. Aap nhi aate toh pata nhi mere sath kya hota??
Mai- kuch nhi hota aur aap jaisi bahadur ladki ka koi kuch bigad v nhi sakta.
Ladki- abb mujhe Jana hoga raat hone wali hai.
Mai- haa haa kyu nhi yeh lijiye appka saman.
Ladki- ek baar fir se thank you kya aap mera dupatta denge.
Mai- haa haa sorry woh mai apne aap ko unke samne nhi Lana chahta tha.
Maine aapne ek haath se duppata nikal ke de Diya.
Mai- yeh lijiye aapka.
Ladki- haaa haaa kyaaa ( haklate hue).
Mai- dupatta.
Ladki- haa.
Mai- apka naam kya hai.
Ladki- komal naam hai mera aur aapka.
Mai- mai hu veer indrani upadhyay.
Komal- veer indrani upadhyay.( Halka muskura kar).
Mai- veer mera naam hai aur Indrani meri maa ka naam aur upadhyay mere dada ji ka surname ya kah lo papa ka ( bura sa munh bana ke).
Komal-waise accha naam hai. Abb mai chalti hu der ho rahi hai.
Mai- ruko.
Komal- haa bolo.
Mai- ham phir kab milenge.
Komal- tumhari kismat acchi rahi toh hm fir milenge. Byee aur komal waha se chali gyi.
Mai- kya ladki hai yaar. Hmm ab dekhte hai meri chutiya Kishmat kitni acchi hai.
Mai dekha pura andhera hone wala hai toh sarpat daur laga di ghar ki traf sala baap aa gya hoga. Aur kahi kuch ulta sidha na kah de. Ghar pahucha toh bahar hi gadi khadi thi khadus ki matlab papa ki. Sala bedagarg ho meri kismat ka. Woh bol rahi thi kismat acchi Hui toh milenge. Yaha toh sala meri kismat me lanke lage hai.
Mai kheto ki traf bhaga aur piche se ghar ke anadar ghus gaya. Aur samne andar se halka hath pav dhonke andar aa gya dikhane ko ki bathroom me tha.
Mai upar jaane laga papa ne dekha toh pucha.
Papa- kaha ghum rahe the avi tak.
Mai- papa bathroom me tha. Mujhe didi ke pass Jana hai padhne baad me milta hu.
Papa - ( sochte hue) piche bathroom me toh thodi der pahle mai gya waha toh koi nhi tha. Phir yeh gadha ullu bana gya. Pata nhi kab sudhrega. Lekin ise pata nhi ki mai iska baap hu.
Aur phir mai apne room me jaake saans li.
nice update..!!
maja aagaya komal ko dekhkar..!!
 
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Aur phir mai apne room me jaake saans li.
Mai- Bach gya. Haahh lekin baad me khadus chodega nhi. Kuch toh jarur karega. Baad ki baad me dekhenge lekin avi exam haa yaar exam bhul hi gya bhosdike. Jaldi jaldi fresh hua aur ek t-shirt aur lower pahan ke sidha maa ke room me kitab lene pahuch gya. Waha Pooja didi, urvi didi aur riddhi didi aur Ishani didi v thi. Wahi woh baith ke Ludo khel rahi thi aur dairy milk khaa rahi thi. Maine Ishani didi ka dairy milk chinn liya aur khaane laga. Maa bagal me khadi thi. Toh didi ne unse kaha.

Ishani- mami iss chilgoze ne meri chocolate le li. ( Baccho jaisa munh banate hue). Didi ko aise bacchon jaisa munh banate dekh mujhe shaam ka scene yaad aa gya. Sahi me yaar ek baar dimag me scene yaad aate hi saans hi gale me atak jati hai. Aur fir unki dhulai yaad aate hi. Mai jor jor se hasne laga. Thodi der hasta raha aur bed par hi lotpot hota raha. Ishani didi aise haste dekh chidd gyi. Fir kyaa tha meri dhulai kar di. Magar meri bahne thehri najuk kaliyan unse kya hoga magar mai fir hasta raha. Sab aise dekh muskura rahe the. Tabhi picche se kisine awaj lagayi.

" Padhna hota nhi aur bass Masti hi sujhti hai tumhe"


Mai- ( anajane me hi) yeh khadus ki awaj kaha se aa rahi hai.

Mere aise kahte hi sabki muskurahat gayab ho gyi.
Papa- barkhurdar idhar v dhyaan dijiye.

Mai- ( turant uthte hue)- sorry papa.


Ishani ( mujhe aankh marte hue)- mamu isne meri chocolate le li aur ulta mujhpe hass raha tha. ( Bacchon jaise bolte hue). Fir yeh bacchon jaisa munh banate dekh fir mai hasne laga.

Mai- hahhhaahhaha sorry papa but control nhi ho Raha hai. Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha.

Ishani- mamu dekho yeh aise hi mujhpe tabhi se hass raha tha.

Mai- papa hahhahahhhahaha mai ( control karte hue) mai didi par nhi hass raha tha. Abhi jab mai aa raha tha ghar tab kuch raste me dekh liya tha isiliye hass raha tha.

Iss baat par sabne apna matha pit liya. Sab samjh gye ki maine apni pole khudse khol li hai papa ke samne.

Urvi didi (bich me hi baat ko morte hue)- accha bata kyu hass raha tha. Fir maine poori kahani bata di. Didi maa aur papa v hasne lage.

Thodi der baad...

Papa - ghade tujhe yeh karne ki jarurat kyaa thi mukhiya ko pata lag gya na toh woh meri band baza dega. Lekin ladki thi bahadur.

Maa- accha mere bete ne kar diya toh galti magar jawani joh aapne Kiya the mai yaad dilau kyaa??

Papa- kyaa Indra tum v , mai bass samjh Raha tha.

Mai- papa tension mat lo maine apna chehra chipa rakha tha aur jab v aankh kholte the toh mai mittu daal deta tha aankhon me.
Pooja didi - maa papa ne kiya kya tha?? Aap joh abhi bol rahi thi batao na.
Papa- chalo niklo tumlog bahar padhayi karo bhago yaha se.
Maa- bete beti ko v pata chalne do aap kitne bade teesmaar khaa the.
Papa- indra... ( Papa ki aankhon me iltaza thi).
Maa- jaao tum log abb padhai Karo aur iss gadhe ko v tumlog apne sath baithana exam nazidk aa gye hai aur avi tak ek page nhi khola hai isne.
Papa- kyu bhai aise me toh lagta hai iss baar tumhari lathi se maramat karni hogi.
Mai- nhi papaaappapa papa maa toh aise bol rahi mai padh lunga. Kyaaa nhi nhi Abhi jata hu abhi padhne jata hu.
Aur mai sidha waha se nikal ke pressha didi ke kamre me ghus gya.
Mai- preesha didi ( jor se).
Preesha- abb kya hua tujhe. ???
Mai- aap puch rahe ho. Papa mere piche pad gye hai. Plzz thoda sa padha do abhi.
Pressha- accha jaa zaldi jaa kitab laake yaha baith.
Mai - thik hai. Thank you aap best didi ho. ( Didi ko gale lagate hue).
Preesha - accha makkhan baad me lagana jaake jaldi aa jaa kitab leke.
Mai turant gya aur kitab leke aa gya. Aur baith ke padhne laga.
In London:-
Ek Aadmi phone par:-
Aadmi- Hello. ( Raubdar awaj me).
Dusri traf se koi ladki thi.
Ladki - Hello apka kaam ummid se jaldi ho raha hai aur aap chahte hai ki kaam ho. Toh meri maa ko chod do. Chahe toh mere baap ko rakh lo.
Aadmi- nhi jab tak kaam pura nhi hota tab tak nhi.


Ladki- thik hai rakho mujhe kya waise v mere baap waise hi mera dushman bana baitha Hain. Maa gyi toh Teri saari nibe hila dungi. Bata du yaha kya gaav me. Tere khandan ki saari izzat mitti me mil jaayegi isiliye jaisa kah rahi hu. Waise kar ( gusse me).
Aadmi- ( daant bhichte hue majburi me) thik hai kal Teri maa tere pass hogi.

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Aadmi- hello bhai.
Ladka- haa bolo.
Aadmi- kisi ne aapke bhai par hamla kiya tha.
Ladka-kuch hua toh nhi na.
Aadmi- Nhi bhai bahut himmat hai. Aaj tak itna chalak nhi dekha hai.
Ladka- accha thik hai dhyaan rakhna kuch nhi hona chahiye.
Aadmi- thik hai bhai. Aap samne kyu nhi aa jaate hain.
Ladka- dimag se paidal ho kyaa??? Bas Nazar rakho kisi ko kuch nhi hona chahiye aur kaam ka kya hua.
Aadmi- sab ho gya bhai. Details subah bhej dunga.
Ladka- thik hai rakhta hu.
Aise time paas hota raha. Aur khaane ka samay ho gya. Sab niche hall me baithe the. Abhi v hamare ghar me niche baith ke hi khaya jata hai. Ya guest aate hai toh halka ucha table aur gaddi diya jata hai.
Ham sab wahi baith gaye.
Dada ji- aaj kaha the bhar din barkhurdar.
Mai- dada ji aaj toh kitab lene gya tha. Aapka beta piche pada tha.
Dadi (chapat lagate hue)- chup kar, sun lega na yahi danda se dhona chalu kar dega.
Dada- hahahaha. Accha aur daaruk ke sath kaisa chal Raha hai.
Mai- ek dam masstt dadu. Best.
Daaruk- Babu ji bahut accha khelne laga hai. 1-2 saalo me aapko v piche chod dega.
Dada ji - chal kam se kam padhayi me piche hai toh khel me aage hai. Aise hi khelte rahna. Thoda padh v lena accha rahega. Gyaan kabhi v vyarth nhi jaati yaad rakhna chahe woh kaisa v ho.
Mai- Ji daadu.
Dada ji- ( chote dada se) kheto ka kaam kaisa chal Raha hai.
Chote dada- sab accha hai bhaiya. Baas ek baar kheto me acche se pani dalna hai.
Papa- ( aate hue) chacha ji machine kyu nhi le lete. Bahut paise bachenge.
Chote dada- beta kheto ki machine lene laga na toh bahut paise lag jayenge.
Papa- kaise lagenge. Aap 2 tractor le lo season me kheto ki jutai karna. Aur na ho toh bade bhaiya ko de Dena Mandi me.

Dada ji- baat toh sahi hai lekin itne paise ek saath.
Papa- aap chinta mat karo mai dekh lunga bass aap bata dena document kiske naam ke jama Karu.
Dada ji- kiske naam ka kya janki ke naam ka hoga.
Janki- nhi bhaiya Babu( veer) ke naam kar do. Aur joh alag se kamai hogi usi ke khaate me daal dena.
Maa- maa ji abhi use iski jarurat nhi hai. Abhi yeh sab iske bade bhaiyon ki milna chahiye khass kar Rohan ko.
Janki- lekin unhe....
Dadi- bahu sahi kah rahi hai. Rohan bahar padhta hai usme v bade collage me Hai. Bade logo ke sath uthta baithta hai. Jeb me kuch paise rahenge toh thik rahega.
Papa- sahi kaha maa iss nalayak ko deke koi laabh v nhi hai. Iske bhai bade bade collage padhte hai. Yeh yaha uss paise se awara gardi karta firta rahega. Pata nhi kis Janam ka chuk tha.
Mai- maa mai jaa raha hu. Baad me khaa lunga. Abhi mujhe khate dekh kuch logo ko chain nhi hai. ( Aur mai sidha upar chala gya).
Papa- dekha bau ji kuch kaho toh bass aise hi taish dikhata hai. Aap sabne isko sar par chada rakha hai.
Dadi- acchi jaise tu bada bhola tha iss umar chup chap khaa nhi toh saari raat ghar se bahar kar dungi.
Iss baat par ghar ke sabhi log halke se muskura gye . Magar kuch logo ko bura v laga unka chahta khane se uth gya.
Andar kitchen me:-
Preesha- mami kyaa jarurat thi betu ko Aisa bolne ki aadhe me uth gya khaate hue. ( Nam aankhon se). Mujhe bilkul accha nhi lagta. Sabko malum hai use khana aram se khaane ki aadat hai aur bich me uth jata hai toh mushkil se khata hai.

Bhavna- haa indra samjhati kyu nhi ashok ko. Sabko padhne likhne me mann nhi lagta toh kya uske saath jor jabardasti kare. Inhe hi dekh le abb padhe likhe nhi hai toh kya hua Mandi me apni dukan hai. Petrol pump hai. Woh nalayak sab ghar se bhaag gye unhe hamari aur parivar ki koi chinta hi nhi hai. Woh udhar hi shaadi karke ghar basa lenge. Koi toh yaha ghar me rahe aur sambhale. Mera beta iss sab jaydad ka malik hain. Usse kisi chiz ki kami hai kyaa.
Maa- accha didi aap batao. Yadi woh acche se padhega nhi toh itna sab sambhalega kaise aur aaj ki duniya woh computer aur mobile se chalti hai. Thoda bahut v gyaan nhi hoga toh kaise itna sambhalega. Jayde na padhe kam se duniya kaise chal rahi hai uski thodi bahut anubhav le le. Uske baad woh jo kare. Magar kisi v sansar ke sambhalne ke liye gyaan bahut jaruri hota. Aaj ham hai kal ko na rahe toh. Kaun sambhalega. Aap hi ne kaha hai uske bhai abb ghar mushkil se hi aayenge. Mai jitna janti hu woh apni bahano aur aap sabke pallu ko chod kar kahi na jaane wala hai. Toh Kam se kam thoda bahut Sikh le aur yahi rahe. Kya isme v kuch galat hai. Ant me indrani ke majak karne ke lahze se sabki chahre par halki muskurahat aa jati hai.
Madhu- haa indra magar woh utna toh padh hi leta hai. Jitna kis kaalej me dakhila ho jaye. Toh phir uske piche devar ji utna kyu pade rahte hai.
Maa- rutba janti ho naa didi. Inke office me inke sare sath walo ke bacche bahut acche jagaho se padh rahe bass. Inke samne aake dikhane lagte hai. Inke v mann mai hai ke yeh v dikhaye mera beta yaha hai yeh kar raha hai.
Mohini- magar yeh galat baat hai. Mera baccha bahut hi accha hai. Mujhe na kisi ko dikhana hai na kuch karna hai. ( Preesha se) preesha roti me ghee laga le aur yeh daal v le ja aur jaa usse apne hatho se khila ke aa ya fir yahi ro le, deri se jayegi toh woh nhi khayega. Jaa jaldi isme hi apna v leja sath khaa lena.
Preesha jaldi se sab leke upar chali jati hai .
Madhu- waise v hamne uska Bachpan waise hi.....
Maa- shhhhhh iske baare me baat nhi karna hai didi yaad rahe bhul ke v kisi ko kaano khabar nhi lagni chahiye yeh sab hamare bich me rahe wahi sahi hai.
Preesha ko jaate hue uski daadi dekh leti hai.
Dadi ( papa se)- itna bada ho gya tujhe samjh nhi hai. Khaane ke samay usse na danta kar uski bahno aur uski maao ko accha nhi lagta. Yaadi woh thik se nhi khata toh usko bahne v thoda bahut khaa ke so jaati hai khaas karke Teri ladli. Kitni baar kaha hain magar tu kyu uske piche pada rahta hai. Usse padne me mann nhi lagta hai magar khelne me accha hai. Usse Tere sapne jarur poore ho jayenge. Pata nhi kiss bat ki rat hai sarkari Naukri chahiye.
Daaruk- haa bhaiya woh khel me sach me bahut accha hai. Mujhe lagta aise hi kuch saal khelta raha toh jarur apne rajya ka naam raushan karega.
Papa- accha maa maaf karde. Aage se dhyaan rakhunga. Bass meri ladliyon ko khila Dena.
Aise baat chit hote hue khana khane lage sabhi. Aur veer ko v preesha mana ke khana khilane lagi.

Saal 2019 Tarik 4 July.

Aadmi- manhus tu yaha se chala ja warna.....
nice update..!!
story me suspense bhi hai..!!
 
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Just a mind-blowing update brother Soku74
Jis tarah se ab tak updates apne likhe hai that's commendable
Bhai kahani bohut hi badhiya ja rahi hai ha sawal bohut se but pata hai uske jawab hume aney wale updates mai mil jayenge
Bas meri ek hi request hai ki kahani apne jis tarah se sinchi hai waise hi likhe apni last story ki tarah uska flow bich mai hi na change karde aur kahani mai sex scenes na jaldi na bhi aye to chalega bas flow aise hi Rehne dijiye
Overall Good update with such a good writing skills. 👋
 
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"Tharki sala" yeh sunte hi mai aur Shiva hasne lage. Shiva mera jigri dost hai aur avi ham gaav ke bahar ek paan dukan par ruk kar aane jane wali ladkiyon ki naap le rahe the apne aankhon se.
Shiva- yaar veer sab tujhe sahi naam de rakha hai. "Tharki sala".
Mai - kyaa kare yaar mai kabhi kabhi aisa scan karta hu ki sala uske chuchi par kaun si jagah til ha woh v bata deta hu aur choot par kaun si design ke baal hai.
Shiva- sala tu sach me tharki hai.
Mai- kyaa Karu yaar abb adat si lag chuki hai.
Shiva- jayda mahine kaha hua hai. Sabse pahle tune apni apni naukrani roopa ko choda tha.
Mai-( mann me- sale ko pata v nhi hai sabse pahle kisko choda hai aur yeh bhosdi wala alag hi raap alapne laga).
Shiva- sale iss Gori sahari chhori ko dekh.
Mai- madarchod mukhiya ki beti hai. Dadu ko kah diya na gaand sek denge. Aur upar se Mera baap piche hi pada rahta hai.
Shiva- sale dekh tabhi se tujhe hi dekh rahi hai.
Mai- bhosdike ghar aati hai toh pahchanegi na be.
Shiva- re maine suna hai yeh tujhe pasand karti hai. Chod liyo isse v
Mai- bhosdike chod diya na toh iske parivar Wale gale baandh denge pata chala toh upar se iska baap mere baap ka dost hain. Mera baap ek baar v na sunega. Isiliye aiso se dur rahta hu.
Shiva- sala Teri baat khopdi se upar hi jaati hai. Jab chodna hota hai toh kisi ko v chod deta hai aur abhi sala samne se line de rahi hai toh piche hat raha. Gaandchatte Tera kuch nhi ho sakta. Tu usi budhiya chudail ko chod jangal jaake.
Mai- dekh chutiye maine kitni baar kaha hai uske baare me kuch v na bola kar. Samjh nhi aati kya???( Gusse me).
Shiva- accha bhai sorry. Nhi bolta.
Mai- exam kab se hone wale hai be.
Shiva -10 din baad se.
Mai- bhosdike sabse jaruri kaam abhi bata raha hai. Bhag yaha se. Mai jaa raha hu Ghar padhne sala nhi toh Mera baap gaand lal karega abri baar acche number se pass na kiya toh.
Shiv- notes chahiye.
Mai- na be aajtak jarurat padi hai kya??? Meri didiyan zindabad. Jaa rha hu abb mai.
Aur mai sidha ghar nikal gya. Madarjat preboards 10 din baad hai aur yeh launda aaj bata raha hai. Sala pass nhi hua toh baap kahi gaand na laal kar de. Aree hai yaar didiyon ke liye kuch ke leta hu zaldi mann jayegi. Didiyon ko chatpata khana bahut accha lagta hai isiliye iss mahine ki sarijeb kharchi ka samosa,panipuri chaat aur jalebi leli aur sidha ghar. Maine apne pair ko break sidha ghar ke kitchen me mara.
"Are aree itna saman kaha se leke aya hai " choti buaa ( Priyanka) kahti Hui kitchen me ghusi.
Mai- buaa zaldi se isko meri bahno ke liye laga de palte me aaj unke liye special laya hu.
Priyanka buaa thodi sochne lagi aur Turant muskura ke kahne lagi.
Priyanka- veer Babu kya chakkar hai. Hame v batao ham v madad kar denge.
Mai- kuchh kuc..ch nhi hai buaa yeh toh bass aise hi apni bahno ke liye leke aya.
Priyanka- joh apni chaddi kharid ke nhi la sakta woh mahasay yeh sab laye hai kuch hazam nhi ho Raha. Jab koi baat hi nhi hai toh kuch der me teri bahne niche aayengi to khud hi khaa lengi.
Mai- aree buaa aap toh naraz ho gyi. Woh kyaa hai na exam hai 10 din baad. Aap madad kardo plzz didiyon ko manane me.
Priyanka- jab woh sab kah rahi thi padhne toh aap ghumne phirne me samay barbad kar rahe the. Kyu veer Babu . Aur mai sab janti hu yeh v tu apne baap se bachne ke liye bass pass hona chahta hai. Chal kam se kam baap ka toh Darr Hai. Chal mai lagati hu tu udhar se plate nikal. Mai sirf kah sakti hu baad baki Teri bahne jane aur tu.
Thodi der me sab niche aa gyi aur itne saare chatpate chiz dekh ke.
Shivani( didi)- mausi aaj kuch hai kyaa itne saare khane ki chize woh v hamare mann pasand ki.
Priyanka- tere bhai laya tum sab ke liye.
Yeh sunte hi sabke kaan khade ho gye. Kyunki mujhe kuch chahiye hota tha tabhi mai aisa karta tha. Aisa sunte hi sab muskura diye aur preesha didi mere pass aa gyi.



Preesha- ( muskura kar) Babu kyaa baat kuch chahiye kyaa tujhe??
Mai- aapko aisa lagta hai mai bina kaam ke aise nhi laa sakta.
Pooja- waah bhai chalo accha hai, hamari jaan chuti.( Muskurahat ke saath kahte hue).
Mai- woh didi bass aaplog meri padhai me madad kar dena.
Riddhi- ohh toh mahasay ke exam nazdik aa gye.
Mai- didi plzz abb sab madad kar dena nhi toh iss baat woh khadus aadmi laathi se naa mare pichli baar Baal Baal bacha hu.
Preesha- betu aisa nhi bolte. Accha ham mil ke padha denge.
Mai preesha didi se lipat ke thank you kahne laga. Iss samay tak mujhe koi v incest ki feeling nhi thi. Yeh simple pyaar tha bhai bahan ka.
Mai- aap sab meri sabse acchi didi ho. Didi iss baar acche number aa gye na toh pakka kartik bhai bike denge plzzz iss baar chahe jaise v ho 60 % aa jaye.
Pihu- kyaa bass 60% ke liye tujhe 1lakh ki gadi dengey.
Mai- toh mere liye 60% matlab 90 % samjh aaya.
Pihu- haa bhai Teri calculation hi alag hai. Abb kar v kyaa sakta hu.
Urvi- dekh bhai iss baar Ham tumhe poora time nhi de payenge but tumhare preboard ka kaam ho jayega but iss baar tumhe agle 2-3 mahine ke liye koi teacher dhundna hoga.
Mai- didiiii... ( Roni jaisi shakal bana ke).
Urvi- Babu abb tu aiso shakal mat bana. Hamare v exams aa rahe hai hame v padhna hai. Ham jante the tu aayega hamare pass uska solution dhund liya hai preesha didi ne puch unse.
Mai- ( thoda khush hoke) sach didi.
Preesha- haa betu kar diya. Sabke exam aane wale aur mere v. But meri ek dost hai maine usse baat ki hai. Woh teacher hai aur tere subject ki hi hai toh tu usse padh sakta hai but woh thodi strict hai. Maar v deti hai kabhi kabhi na padhne par. Aur avi uske maa ki tabiyat kharab hai toh woh leave par hai 2-3 mahino ke liye soch le tu. Kyaa karna hai???
Mai- aapne dekha hai toh matlab sweet hi hogi. Mai padhne ko ready hu but aap sab kabhi v padha sakti thi. Waha time se jana hoga. Chalo koi baat nhi.
Iss bar par sab didiyan ek dusre ko dekh ke muskura di.
Mai- didi aap apni frnd se baat kar lena mai maa se mil ke aata hu.
Mere jaane ke baad.
Preesha :- chalo accha hai Maan gya padhne ko bass iss baar padh le acche number se pass ho jaaye.
Urvi- didi aap thi isiliye Maan gya nhi toh mere se maane se raha.
Preesha- ahhhha dekh toh kaun bol raha hai. Usne bass bol diya yeh karna hai toh wahi karna chahe sahi ho ya galat.
Urvi- haa toh mai karti hu aapko kyun jalan ho rahi hai... Aur aap chupke se joh sab uske liye karti ho mujhe kyaa nhi pata...
Preesha- mujhe kyun jalan hogi. Mai toh bata rahi thi.
Priyanka- tum sab ladna band karo. Jaldi se Khao sab nhi toh thande ho jayenge.
Ishani- haa didi zaldi karo....
Fir sabne khana start Kiya dekhte hai veer kya kar raha hai.
Mai- maa...
Maa- haa bolo kya hua.
Mai- mujhe kuch paise chahiye.
Maa- kyu ?? Tere ko paise diye the na maine unka kya kiya??
Mai- maa woh didiyon ke liye khane ko le aya tha.
Maa- exam start hone wale hai tere.
Mai- haa kyu???
Maa( muskura kar)- bata kitne chahiye.
Mai- jitne me saari books aa jaaye aur sabhi ki ek ek copy.
Maa- gadha kahi ka abhi tak tune book v nhi liya.
Mai- naa.
Maa- tere papa ko pata chala na toh kutai pakki hai. Le paise jaa zaldi le aa. Bhaag Jaa bahar me dekh ramu hoga uske saath chale jana gadi se tere papa aa gye na toh fir lag jayegi Teri class ( muskura kar).
Mai- kaisi maa ho mere bebasi par hass rahi ho dekh lunga aur khadus ka naam mat liya Karo aise subh avsar par.
Maa- bhag yaha se bada aya. Jaa der ho rahi hai.
Mai nikal gya market....
nice start
 

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