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nice update..!!Update-2
Mai aur ramu market nikal gye....
Ramu- bhai nya maal Waal paatye ki nhi...
Mai - kyaa yaar ramu jabse uss kajri ki shaadi hui hai tabse hath se kaam chala raha hu.
Ramu- ek naya maal hai bhai magar hai tikhi yadi pata sako toh kuch kaam ban sakta hai. Usi kajri ki padso me hai ek bhabhi uska pati sahar me kaam karta hai.
Mai- kyaa baat hai ramu dil khush kar diya. Aaj ek bottel daru meri traf se magar mujhe uss bhabhi se milane ki jimmedari tumhari.
Ramu- haa bhai kyu nhi ( khush hote hue ).
Mai- ( mann me- sala raat me pi ke talli ho jaayega toh aaj acche se bajata hu iski lugai ko sali bade nakhre dikhati hai).
Mai- chal zaldi kitab leke ghar v jana hai.
Kitab ki dukan par gya. Ek masst si ladki khadi thi saalwar suit me halke gulabi rang ke the hath me v white- gulabi mix churiya. Apne haath se Baal ko piche karte hue aur uski chudiyon ki awaj ke sath ek alag hi Noor tha uske chahre par. Halki dhoop( shaam ke dhalte samay) uske chahre par rahi thi usko aur aakarshak bana rahi thi. Mai kuch derr usse hi dekhta raha.
Dukandar- chote sahab aaj idhar koi kaam pad gya kyaa...
Mai- haaa haaa bhaiii ( tandra tute hue) 12th ke maths stream ke saare books dedo aur extra me computer science de dena aur Ph.E ka.
Mai ( dhire se ramu se baat karte hue)- yeh kaun hai.
Ramu- kaun bhai. ???
Mai - yeh bagal me joh khadi hai.
Ramu- kaha bhai???? Koi nhi hai lagta hai mere badle apni chada rakhi hai.
Mai udhar dekhta hu toh koi nhi tha.
Mai- sunn yeh pakad paise aur jitne kitabe hongi utni copy le Lena aur maa ko kahna mai Shiva ke sath hu kuch kaam hai.
Aur mai tezi se nikal gya market me uss ladki ko dhundte hue. Mujhe dusre gaav traf jaane wali sadak par woh dikh gyi. Aur shaam ho raha tha mai uske piche piche jaane laga. Sala pahli baar hua hai ki mai kisi ko sirf dekhne ke liye piche jaa raha hu. Sala pata nhi dimag me kya locha ho gya hai. Aage thodi dur jaane par 3 ladke samne se aa rahe the. Isme mukhiya ka beta v tha Mahesh aur uske 2 harami dost Rajesh aur Rakesh. Bhagwan bass yeh 3no kuch Gul na khila de abhi mc mai kuch kar v na paunga. Bhagwan plzz plzzz.. abhi koi kand nhi. Lekin bhagwan meri sunte hai kya kabhi l. Mahesh ne uss ladki ko rok ke uska dupatta kich liya aur woh Darr gyi. Woh apna dupatta usse khichne lagi magar woh de nhi rahe the woh Darr gyi . Unka irada bhapne ke baad woh waha se apna saman chod ke bhagne lagi magar sale Rakesh ne tang Ada diya aur woh wahi girr gayi. Aur teeno usko traf badh gye.
Abb mujhe laga kuch karna padega. Main dekha mahesh uska dupatta phek Chuka tha. Maine aram se jaake waha se utha liya aur munh par bandh liya. Jab mujhe confirm ho gya ki woh nhi pahchan payenge toh maine kheti me se 2-3 ikh( Sugarcane) toda aur sarpat 3no ko marne laga aur jab tak teno ki badhiya se dhulayi na ki tab sant na hua. Woh teeno chilla rahe the magar maine Marta raha jaise woh meri traf dekhne ko hote main pair se dhull uda deta joh unki aankhon me chala jata aur mujhe dekh na pate . Kuch der pitai karna ke baad uss ladki ka saman liya aur uss ladki ka hath pakda aur uske kheech kar utha liya aur bhagne ke liye kaha. Magar woh ruk gyi aur piche chali gyi. Unn teeno ke pass aur khich kich ke 3no ko ek ek laat unki headlight par Mari aur jab unki head light thodi damage Hui toh usse v uska Mann na bhara usne teeno ko munh par mara aur usne haath rakh phir se Marti unki headlight par phir jab hath head light par rakhte fir munh par Marti jab usne aisa 10-15 baar kiya teeno ke sath aur jab thak gyi toh mere pass aa gyi aur mere aage aage chalne lagi Aur gaav ke bahar hi ruk gyi.
Ladki- aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad. Aapki mai hamesha abhari rahungi.
Usne jaisi hi aise mithe- mithe bol sunn ke thode der pahle ka scene yaad aa gya ek baar ko toh mere saans halak me atak gyi jab yeh ladki unn teeno ke headlight phod rahi thi. Aur phirr mai jor jor se hasne laga. Thodi der hasne ke baad uski traf dekha toh woh baccho. Jaisa munh bana liya tha laga abhi roo degi.
Mai- sorry sorry aap abhi aise bol rahi thi magar mujhe kuch derr pahle ka scene yaad aa gya. Unn teeno ko halat par taras aa raha hai. Hahahahahah hahaha sorry sorry. Haaa haaah woh v mere sath hasne lagi. Thodi derr baad jab ham dono normal hue toh
Ladki- dil se mai aapkaa sukriya kar rahi hu. Aap nhi aate toh pata nhi mere sath kya hota??
Mai- kuch nhi hota aur aap jaisi bahadur ladki ka koi kuch bigad v nhi sakta.
Ladki- abb mujhe Jana hoga raat hone wali hai.
Mai- haa haa kyu nhi yeh lijiye appka saman.
Ladki- ek baar fir se thank you kya aap mera dupatta denge.
Mai- haa haa sorry woh mai apne aap ko unke samne nhi Lana chahta tha.
Maine aapne ek haath se duppata nikal ke de Diya.
Mai- yeh lijiye aapka.
Ladki- haaa haaa kyaaa ( haklate hue).
Mai- dupatta.
Ladki- haa.
Mai- apka naam kya hai.
Ladki- komal naam hai mera aur aapka.
Mai- mai hu veer indrani upadhyay.
Komal- veer indrani upadhyay.( Halka muskura kar).
Mai- veer mera naam hai aur Indrani meri maa ka naam aur upadhyay mere dada ji ka surname ya kah lo papa ka ( bura sa munh bana ke).
Komal-waise accha naam hai. Abb mai chalti hu der ho rahi hai.
Mai- ruko.
Komal- haa bolo.
Mai- ham phir kab milenge.
Komal- tumhari kismat acchi rahi toh hm fir milenge. Byee aur komal waha se chali gyi.
Mai- kya ladki hai yaar. Hmm ab dekhte hai meri chutiya Kishmat kitni acchi hai.
Mai dekha pura andhera hone wala hai toh sarpat daur laga di ghar ki traf sala baap aa gya hoga. Aur kahi kuch ulta sidha na kah de. Ghar pahucha toh bahar hi gadi khadi thi khadus ki matlab papa ki. Sala bedagarg ho meri kismat ka. Woh bol rahi thi kismat acchi Hui toh milenge. Yaha toh sala meri kismat me lanke lage hai.
Mai kheto ki traf bhaga aur piche se ghar ke anadar ghus gaya. Aur samne andar se halka hath pav dhonke andar aa gya dikhane ko ki bathroom me tha.
Mai upar jaane laga papa ne dekha toh pucha.
Papa- kaha ghum rahe the avi tak.
Mai- papa bathroom me tha. Mujhe didi ke pass Jana hai padhne baad me milta hu.
Papa - ( sochte hue) piche bathroom me toh thodi der pahle mai gya waha toh koi nhi tha. Phir yeh gadha ullu bana gya. Pata nhi kab sudhrega. Lekin ise pata nhi ki mai iska baap hu.
Aur phir mai apne room me jaake saans li.
maja aagaya komal ko dekhkar..!!